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Politics › Re: True Yoruba Man Will Never Support Peter Obi For President. by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Jun 26, 2022
Kagd10:
Because it's Yoruba that's ruling you? Yoruba kee you there.

You clowns run from your village to the south west. Even your Peter Obi lives in Lagos. Go hold your leaders accountable in the south east. Tinubu isn't your president. You dey ment?
Lol.... omo komo... the mistake of 2015 must never be repeated... lol... omo oyo like you asking indigene, ko pada si ile.... grin

Woa, omo mummy (alatenuje), vote who you want, as for me and many omo eko, na Peter Obi o

Tribalism will never work this Time...
Politics › Re: True Yoruba Man Will Never Support Peter Obi For President. by Jokerman(m): 9:45pm On Jun 26, 2022
ASAPFERG:
Any yoruba who support obi should be captured and shot dead
Ijewuru.... hope you no be akotileta too?? grin angry
Politics › Re: True Yoruba Man Will Never Support Peter Obi For President. by Jokerman(m): 9:44pm On Jun 26, 2022
richie240:
Yes o, I'm yíbo and I'm supporting Tinubu!
Case closed!
cool
Good. Support Tinubu with facts and conviction, it's your right..... but TRIBALISM will not work this time.

La eti re angry
Politics › Re: Seem Tinubu's Supporters Are Campaigning Through Tribal Sentiment by Jokerman(m): 9:38pm On Jun 26, 2022
Don't listen to them.

2023 election is above tribalism
Politics › Re: True Yoruba Man Will Never Support Peter Obi For President. by Jokerman(m): 9:32pm On Jun 26, 2022
Ode omo.

Im a yoruba and I'm supporting Peter Obi.

Iya yi ti su wa....aofe sapa mo!
Celebrities › Re: A Pastor Claims That The South African Dance Umlando Was Invented By Demons. by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On Jun 26, 2022
Na Demon create all dance step... from moonwalk toll now
Politics › Re: Bigotry Only Reason Igbos Chose Peter Obi Ahead Of Bola Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Jun 26, 2022
Trash.

An Osibanjo would have won hearts immediately.

Stop making this a tribal issue...
Politics › Re: My Prayer For All The Supporters Of Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 4:30pm On Jun 26, 2022
Nairaland clowns want to turn it to be tribalism... it won't work thus time... Well meaning Nigerians are above tribalism...

So Tinubu supporters, why not say Amen to the video, other than trying to divert attention?
Romance › Re: What Animal Has Chased You Before? by Jokerman(op): 1:27pm On Jun 26, 2022
Pig once chased my friend and some goats grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 1:19pm On Jun 26, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
According to Daniel Archangel Michael will stand for the salvation of God's people. Daniel 12:1-3

Yet God said He never introduced any angel to us as His Son {Hebrews 1:5} but churchgoers can't decipher what God meant by all these things and they're not ready to learn from Jesus' real disciples.

What God is saying:

"I never introduced any angel to you as role model so don't pray or follow any angel except the person i introduced to you as my Son" Matthew 17:5

Today most churchgoers will read what Paul wrote in that Bible book of Hebrews 1:5-10 only to criticize Jehovah's Witnesses but they will afterwards pray using names of angels:
Holy Michael
Holy Gabriel
Holy Raphael
Holy Uriel

Whereas the only name given among men as key into God's presence is "JESUS" Philippians 2:10

We know that it's Archangel Michael that was sent down from heaven from among God's spirit sons it's a sacred secret, but his name has been changed after completing his earthly mission {John 19:30} that's why he could say all authority has been given to him {Matthew 28:18} of course someone gave him that name nah {Philippians 2:9} he still remains under the control of the person who exalted and gave him both name and authority! 1Corinthians 15:27-28

So we no longer call him by his former angelic name rather we call him by the newly given name that's above all other names: JESUS! smiley
So who was being talked about John 1:1?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 1:00pm On Jun 26, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
“I must also declare the good news of the Kingdom of God to other cities, because for this I was sent" Luke 4:43

God sends his messengers on errands:

The God of Abraham and of Isaac and of Jacob, the God of our forefathers, has glorified his Servant, Jesus, whom you handed over and disowned before Pilate, even though he had decided to release him. Act 3:13 smiley
Doesn't make Jesus an angel.... humans are messengers too
Sports › Re: Africa's All Time Football Eleven According To IFFHS by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On Jun 26, 2022
Instead of Kanu, Salah or Aboutreka.... Kanu was a striker
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 11:28am On Jun 26, 2022
Angels are messengers
Romance › Re: To Shave Or Not To Shave ? by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On Jun 26, 2022
Shaving is good, but shave hygienically
Romance › Re: I No Dey Play Bet9ja Again !!!!!! by Jokerman(m): 11:23am On Jun 26, 2022
Why my brother??

Don't worry you will soon win 1B grin
Romance › What Animal Has Chased You Before? by Jokerman(op):
Turkey.

No respecter of person...

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Obembet

Christianity Etc › Re: Does Prayer Really Work by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Jun 26, 2022
Yes it does.

It works everyday.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Most Effective Way Of Preaching The Gospel? by Jokerman(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2022
Character and behaviour.

Not by shouting or carry big Bible.

Infact Christ like Character is what the early believers and missionaries where known of
Politics › Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by Jokerman(m): 10:57am On Jun 26, 2022
erubati:
I don't
U tell me
Truth is tribalism and religion will not work next election... only what a contestant has to offer... even those in the village will not do follow follow votes
Politics › Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by Jokerman(m): 10:13am On Jun 26, 2022
erubati:
Obuko
Counter my arguement with facts and not insult
No time to counter.... yiu already know the truth.
Politics › Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On Jun 26, 2022
erubati:
We no send una o.
To each his own.
We compare achievements of the two based on the governance if their states.we don't judge based in sentiments.
I won't open my eyes go vote for a man who never had the courage to take risks in order to build and developed his state.
I will never vote for a man who never took his chances to make life meaningful to his people.
After all is said and done,he migrated his family go live in this same Lagos developed by the man u detest.
Take a history of ur favourite celebrities of Igbo descent.
Some of them migrated from this same Anambra during the era of peter obi to Lagos with only a oloythene bag to their name and slept under the bridge of Lagos with that dream of success cus they all saw the project of tinubu.shouks I list their names?
Psquare and Jude Okoye comes to mind.
There are others if u would like me to mention
We don't hate u
We just wanna have the right to vote our choice In a democracy
Oga, gbenu soun... Ye ma type oshi....
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Angels Appear As Humans? My Recent Experience In A Roadside Market by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On Jun 26, 2022
Yes they do.

Many references in thr Bible too
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 8:13am On Jun 26, 2022
3. Michael is not the only Archangel

Yes. Archangels have their specific duty. Michael is the Archangel in charge of Wars. Gabriel is the Archangel of Goodnews, Azazel Archangel of death and so on. Infact study shows there are 7 Archangelz, all who have El (God) at the suffix of their names.

Micha-el (Who is like God)
Gabri- el (God is my strength)
Rapha-el (God thr healer). Credited as the angels who stirs the pool of water before Jesus healed the paralysed man (John 5:1-4)


4. Jesus Christ is exactly like God in all forms, angels are not

Jesus earthly name is called Emmanu-el (God is with us)

The Bible tells us that Jesus is the exact representation of God, and he has all authority same as God. Jesus created all things including angels.


5. Jesus had authority over Satan, Archangel need permission or authorisation from Jesus

This is because, Some fallen angels were on the same level as the archangel before they were cast out of heaven. Michael is the direct opposite of the Devil and others like Azazel, Samael etc.

Jude 1:8"Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.
1:9 Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Only the Lord, The King has power to cast out the devil. Angels need permission from the Lord Jesus.


6. Jesus is on the same table as the Father

Jesus to John the beloved.

Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
22:16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

Hence, the Son Jesus Christ (Emmanuel) is not the same person as angel Michael.

Jesus Christ is greater than the Angels

Jehovah witness, Seven day adventist, please take note
Christianity Etc › The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op):
Some school of thought argue that the son (Jesus Christ) is an angel, telling you that Jesus is the same person as Archangel Michael.

Where do they get this misconstrued idea from?? Let's take a peek from their verses of argument.

▪︎Daniel 12:1 "And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book".

Since Michael is the great Prince that stands for the children of Israel, then he must be Jesus Christ himself.

▪︎1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

Since Jesus is coming with the voice of the Archangel, and the Bible only mentions one Archangel, Michael, then Jesus must be the same personality as Michael.

What does Archangel mean? It means a chief or leading angel.. Now is Jesus Christ the son of God an angel himself?

REASONS WHY JESUS IS NOT ANGEL MICHAEL NOR IS HE AN ANGEL AT ALL

1. Jesus himself specifically differentiates Himself from angels
Mark 13:32, KJV: But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

The son has greater authority than all angels.


2. The Apostles also differentiated Jesus Christ from Angels
▪︎ St Peter: 1 Peter 3: 21-22
........................ It saves you by the resurrection of Jesus Christ,
22 who has gone into heaven and is at God’s right hand—with angels, authorities and powers in submission to him.

▪︎ St Paul: Hebrews 1:4
Being made so much better than the angels, as he hath by inheritance obtained a more excellent name than they.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Foreign Affairs › Re: Massive Floods In Guangdong, China ( Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 11:40pm On Jun 25, 2022
mrZENographer:
Brother, you did not answer my practical question. Is this the irrelevant answer you will give an unbeliever when/if he asks you a reason for your faith?

Look at the first page. People are already mocked you. Because they've been hearing the same things over and over again (for generations).

2 Thess. 2:6 "Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, EXCEPT there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed"

My point is the Biblical Fathers wants us to look for the signs of the antichrist coming because that directly indicates the closeness of the Rapture. That indicates we live in a unique time.
Famine, earthquake, pestilences, false teachers/religions are not unique events/signs
Infact, most believers who are ignorant of the unique event forewarned believes these adversities will come and go. E.g you hear many of them citing year 1918 pestilence as similar to covid-19 pandemic.
And if believers be so pessimistic , how much more the unbelievers. I sincerely hope this writeup convinces you up.
Lol.... Righteousness0 can never be convinced... he will keep spouting his left behind movie series cool
Celebrities › Re: Actress Eniola Badmus Declares Support For Bola Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On Jun 25, 2022
Whom financed your trip and surgery before?
Celebrities › Re: Remembering Pop Legend, Michael Jackson 13 years After Death by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On Jun 25, 2022
The King himself
Celebrities › Re: Silverfox Club Oniru, Please Stop Asking Our Girls To Dance Naked! by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Jun 25, 2022
Lol.....
Crime › Re: The Monsters Lagos State Gvmnt Deployed To Harass Commuters Photos by Jokerman(m): 6:40pm On Jun 25, 2022
Lol..... grin
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Jun 25, 2022
Udemzy05:
Check if you can access your files via externally by using the external USB connector.

Copy your important files and save in another device.
Woah my brother.... it means the HDD is gone?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Attended Our School Says Chicago State University Registrar by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2022
So why did Gani Fawehimi take him to court?
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On Jun 25, 2022
ancess2020:
I had an accident and the my laptop got damaged. I removed the hard disk to a different laptop which displays at first but the next day when I tried booting it is showing error code 0xc0000225 I tried all I could but did not succeed. I also try formatting it but to no avail. Someone said the hard disk is gone forever, please any help.
This is happening to me now....

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