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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:05pm On Apr 17, 2022
Pessi fans dey beg fir penalty... lol... ironic life though.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On Apr 17, 2022
Now that Madrid has won....., once Cadiz foog these clowns tomorrow, back to europa league positions... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Apr 17, 2022
Haha Madriiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd!!!!!@ grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Apr 17, 2022
So Shane go let pessi collect medal??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Apr 17, 2022
Pochettino should bench Pessi jaee grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Apr 17, 2022
andrewbaba44:
If una like make una argue from now till next year

Wasiu will never smell the ballon d or again and that’s on period ,wasiu aim is to win more ballon d or than Messi and he has failed in that

Wasiu will also go trophyless this season ,wasiu will never be decorated like the goat grin

If you are jobless you can wail under this post as I will be sipping my juice and enjoy the salty tears from you guys

That 7th ballon d or will continue to Choke you clowns
Lol... Ronaldo is more decorated than Pessi....
Sports › Re: 3 Things Ronaldo Does Better Than Messi (and 2 Things He Doesn't) by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Apr 17, 2022
Trash... which freekicks... when last did Pessi score freekicks...

What is their total freekick career goals??

Also....

Skills- Ronaldo
Dribbles- Slightly Pessi

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Should Be Worried, Putin May Soon Deploy Nuclear Weapons--Zelensky by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On Apr 17, 2022
The devil pushing him will soon leave him bareless
Christianity Etc › Re: Lazarus Was Resuscitated. by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2022
What does your Bible say??

Can a person be resuscitated after 3-4 days in the grave?

Do not deny the power of God.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Story Of Prophet Abodunrin, The man that was Devoured By Lions In UI Zoo by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Apr 17, 2022
He tempted God, and he got the repercussion
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The VATICAN Named After A Goddess? by Jokerman(op): 5:46pm On Apr 17, 2022
sonmvayina:
Inspite of what people want to belief and accept. The Vatican is still the head quarters of Christianity on planet earth. They gave the world the so called new testament. So as long as you believe the new testament you are one of them...in respective of your iteration..

Vatican is Christianity
Christianity is Vatican..

The pope still set the date for Easter and other Christian holiday...
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Seems Vatika is a fallen angel my brother... Remember Easter was the pagan worship of the goddess ishter, who is also Isis, Athena, who is also know as Queen of heaven...... who is also associated with serpent (worship of the devil)
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The VATICAN Named After A Goddess? by Jokerman(op): 5:00pm On Apr 17, 2022
Hopefully the goddess isn't the one disguising as Mary, Queen of Heaven
Christianity Etc › Is The VATICAN Named After A Goddess? by Jokerman(op): 4:59pm On Apr 17, 2022
The Vatican is a symbol of Christianity. We are today so used to the name that we hardly think about how the Vatican got its name. The truth is that the name Vatican is neither Latin nor Greek and it cannot be traced to the Bible either.

The word we associate with the Church is closely linked to the Etruscan goddess Vatika. As you are about to find out, the name "Vatican" predates Christianity and is shrouded in mystery.

The Vatican City State was founded on February 11, 1929. Located in Rome, Italy, it is the world’s smallest independent country by both population and area. The city has a population of around 840 and an area of approximately 108 acres (44 hectares).

The Vatican is a symbol of the Roman Catholic faith and its power and influence on religious people cannot be denied and the Holy See’s authority extends over Catholics throughout the world.
The name Vatican is a true mystery. It has nothing to do with the Bible, Greek language, or Latin. Like many other Christian traditions and customs, the name we associate with the Church has a pagan origin.

More than twenty-eight centuries ago, and before the legendary founding of Rome by Romulus and Remus, there were people called the Etruscans.

About 3000 years ago, the Etruscans settled in a region of Central Italy was known as Etruria and they ruled the region of the Mediterranean before the rise of Rome.
The Etruscans did not bury their dead inside the walls of their cities. Instead, they built a large cemetery on a hillside slope outside of their ancient city in the area that later became the city of Rome.

Sadly, most of Etruscan literature and mythology have been lost, but we know that the guardian of this necropolis was the Etruscan goddess Vatika (sometimes spelled Vatica). She was the goddess of the Underworld and it was her duty to keep a watching eye on those who had passed away.

The Etruscans believed in an afterlife but our knowledge about it is derived mainly from images and artifacts discovered inside their tombs. It seems that the Etruscan’s beliefs about the afterlife were similar to those of ancient Egyptians. Treatment of the deceased's remains was important for survival and a successful journey to the next life.

Vanth, an Etruscan death daemon and servant of Charun (Greek Cheiron), lord of the Underworld was often depicted on urns that held the ashes of cremated bodies. Vanth was usually depicted with wings and had bearded snakes entwined around her arms. According to Etruscan mythology, Vanth was present from the moment of death until entry into the Underworld.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ancientpages.com/2020/06/06/name-vatican-etruscan-goddess-vatika-underworld-connection/amp/

Christianity Etc › Re: No Ghanaian,or Black Man Will Make heaven-Prophet Dan. by Jokerman(m): 4:43pm On Apr 17, 2022
Trash.

Agents of the antichrist proliferating everyday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Apr 17, 2022
Expert17:
From 2018 to 2022, Messi and Ronaldo have scored 22 Free kicks combined

Messi scored 21 and Ronaldo scored 1
cheesy cheesy

LostMyZeal, Karleb and Treblechamp happy Easter guys.
Trash...

He scored at the World Cup

He scored with Juve

He also scored at the Nations qualifying
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Lied When He Promised The Thief Beside Him Heaven! by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Apr 17, 2022
Seems this guy just joined cult... and one of your missions Is lies kn social media
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is The Media Not Showing Jesus Movie? by Jokerman(op): 12:46pm On Apr 17, 2022
Today is Easter Sunday.

We are supposed to watch Jesus Christ Movie
Christianity Etc › Re: WARNING!! GOD Will Destroy Humanity Again! by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Apr 17, 2022
Yes. This is very true.

That was how it was in the day if Noah, until the flood came.
Christianity Etc › Why Is The Media Not Showing Jesus Movie? by Jokerman(op): 12:19pm On Apr 17, 2022
I find it hard to believe that no mainstream media is showing any movie of the Lord Jesus Christ seeing that we are celebrating the death and resurrection of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

Even during Christmas, they are still not showing anything related to Jesus.

What's happening? Is the influence of the devil on humanity now so strong, that they are trying to erase the importance of Jesus even to our upcoming kids?

Even local TV stations aren't showing anything.. what's the problem, abi na sponsor?

What's happening??
Christianity Etc › Re: How God Of Chosen (jesus Christ) Saved My Little Child From A Strange Bullet by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Apr 17, 2022
Amen... the God of chosen is so great.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Apr 17, 2022
Expert17:
Lol, but Messi is the highest assist provider in league 1 this season right??

cheesy
Mbappe has more assists than Pessi.

Mbappe 14
Christianity Etc › Re: Fallen Angels Disguised As Ancient God's And As The Coming Aliens by Jokerman(op): 7:49am On Apr 17, 2022
Fallen angels, Devil, Antichrist and false Prophet will lie to humanity (those that take the mark) before the 2nd coming , that Jesus coming back to earth to rule is an Alien invasion, and they must fight against the Alien.

Or how else do you think they'd convince humanity to fight against Jesus at the armageddon?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Apr 16, 2022
andrewbaba44:
If you don hype finish you go return back to reality that your egunfe will not win a single kpangolo this season

Thank you
Is Barca winning anything this seasonhuh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:45pm On Apr 16, 2022
RashBeetle grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:35pm On Apr 16, 2022
Cristiano Ronaldo grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool FA CUP (2 -3) On 16th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:21pm On Apr 16, 2022
Barca clowns In the mud grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Apr 16, 2022
Person wey talk say this Ragnick na master of Klopp, Tuchel etc.... no try at all... what the hell angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Norwich (3 - 2) On 16th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 4:12pm On Apr 16, 2022
Person qey talk say this Ragnick na master of Klopp, Tuchel etc.... no try at all... what the hell angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Apr 16, 2022
Liverpool though grin
Health › Re: Earphone Wire Stuck In An Indonesian Man's Bladder While Using It To Masturbate by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Apr 16, 2022
This is spiritual.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Norwich (3 - 2) On 16th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Apr 16, 2022
Which kind defenders be this angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:33pm On Apr 16, 2022
DonCLOWN on the mud.... grin

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