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Politics › Re: Between Peter Obi (PDP) And Asiwaju Tinubu (APC), Who Will You Vote And Why? by Jokerman(m): 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2022
Peter Obi of cos... even APC members will vote Peter Obi
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Spotted On A Power Bike (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Apr 14, 2022
Everlastingson:
Who's praying for judgement here? As you read my comment does it in any way imply me praying for God to judge anyone? God commanded we pray for salvation of men, but does that mean God doesn't judge men? Abraham prayed for Sodom and Gomorrah, did it stop their destruction? Men can only escape God's judgement IF they repent. SO PEOPLE WHO SPEAK AGAINST CHOSEN WILL RECEIVE JUDGEMENT UNLESS THEY REPENT.
Hmmmm..... so let's pray for their repentance my brother.... God's judgement is not a favourable thing for any human being.... We know such people that say terrible things against the Chosen, don't know ow what they are doing (Althiugh they think they know). Our Daddy will always say, Satan and his angels are Our enemies, not human beings.

As we both know, Chosen is blesses and shall never be cursed.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cruise Ship "Moskova" Destroyed By Ukrainian Neptune Missiles. by Jokerman(m): 10:28am On Apr 14, 2022
Stop war.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Doesn't Ukraine Just Surrender To Russia Since They Can't Win? by Jokerman(m): 8:14am On Apr 14, 2022
Russia is a bully....
Politics › Re: How Come Tinubu Could Not Provide Water To Lagosians? by Jokerman(m): 8:11am On Apr 14, 2022
helinues:
Not only Lagos state, also all SE states. Remember average Igbo's on this forum have been blaming Tinubu for the dilapidated state of SE region as defacto general .

Tinubu is also the one responsible for water shortage in Enugu state to the extent that people were using cologne to kill the body odour as no water to bath.

You see that man Tinubu heh, his sins are many
Stop digressing....

Why no water?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:37am On Apr 14, 2022
Man city is still going home.

Madrid will knock you out, as usual. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) On 13th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On Apr 13, 2022
Mkpurumiriaddic:
This cup is for man city
Liverpool... Madrid waiting for you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) On 13th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:46pm On Apr 13, 2022
So Man shitty never still score kiss undecided
Romance › Re: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Apr 13, 2022
1. I had to stop 1 after marriage.

2. I still do this occasionally

3. I never do this even when single(I don't listen like that to worldly erring songs, rather I still watch my movies especially on my laptop), why iyawo continues with her African magic grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Spotted On A Power Bike (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Apr 13, 2022
Everlastingson:
That's one big signal that Chosen G.O. is a true servant of the Most High, and that the Chosen Church is of God Almighty. Do you how know much evil campaign that was waged against Christ Himself while He was on earth? It was worse than the attacks you see against the Chosen and their Pastor. Christ was even called Beelzebub, the leader of witches. THE ATTACKS YOU SEE AGAINST THE CHOSEN AND THEIR PASTOR IS ENGINEERED BY THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Because the devil is very angry with the Chosen for standing against, and waging a relentless war against his kingdom, setting many people he held captive free, preaching against and exposing his evil works, etc. It's the REACTION of the Devil that you see being expressed through people who don't know Christ inform of various caustic comments against the Chosen. But we are not disturbed by such attacks. NEVERTHELESS BE INFORMED THAT ANYONE THAT SPEAKS AGAINST GOD OF CHOSEN AND HIS SERVANT PASTOR MUOKA, AND THE CHOSEN CONGREGATION, WILL BEAR THEIR JUDGEMENT FROM GOD.
We don't pray for judgement. We pray God opens their eyes quickly and they come to the Knowledge of truth and become saved.

Daddy G.O will rather choose salvation of sinner rather than judgement.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Lazarus Muoka Spotted On A Power Bike (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Apr 13, 2022
naijapikin2:
Very soon he will start using television and musical instruments in church.. mark my words
Who told you chosen doesn't use television or musical instruments..

??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester City UCL (0 - 0) On 13th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Apr 13, 2022
Liverpool... awon omo olope.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On Apr 13, 2022
hensben:
If Ronaldo continued dribbling like his Man U days he wouldn’t have those crazy goal stats, he had to sacrifice dribbling for goals because he couldn’t do both at once like messi. That’s where Messi’s superiority was.
2008 he won golden boot with dribbling at Man utd

2010 or 11, he won laliga golden boot with dribbling...

Stop being bias....

Ronaldo dribbling is greater than that of Rohinho
Crime › Re: Slay Queen Dies With Maggot And Worms Coming From Her kitten ( See Video ) by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Apr 13, 2022
It will never be well with these boys doing all these wickedness
Sports › Re: UCL: Why We Eliminated Bayern Munich – Villarreal Coach, Unai Emery by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
Villareal wan win UCL like Porto.... grin... No way.

Only Mourinho must have that record of using underdog to win the UCL..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Apr 13, 2022
tesppidd:
So if Barca can dominate Madrid during the Iniesta/Xavi era why can't Croatia dominate Spain and win the World Cup and Euros?
Barca only dominated in Laliga oga... you didn't dominate internationally....

Moreover you can compare a 3 weeks competition to a 12 months competition.

A lot of factors.

Moreover Croatia tried reaching finals... Croatia can't be compared to Barcelona in terms of class...

Barcelona is one of the biggest clubs ever, but Croatia??

Aside Suker of then who else, till Modric? angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:40pm On Apr 13, 2022
tesppidd:
Spain is greater than Croatia...

Is Madrid not greater than Barca anymorehuh
Of course, Spain is greater than Croatia by what both countries have won, legends and so.

Same as Madrid, legends and winning.

And Modric proved himself with Madrid, than what Xavi and iniesta ever did, and that's why he also won ballondor at Madrid to crown it all.

Remember Rivaldo, Ronaldinho and Messi won it at barca, so no reason why Xavi or iniesta shouldn't have won.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:37pm On Apr 13, 2022
OhBritannia:
you are saying Modric is better than Iniesta because he win a golden ball in a world cup?
Please no offence, but how old are you?

Because by your stupid logic, it mean Jamie vardie of Leicester is better than wayne Rooney because vardie played in a lecester team with mediocre players and won the premier league with them unlike Rooney that played in a Manchester United team with great footballers.

So you mean Kanu kwakwor of Nigeria is better than Samuel eto because Kanu won a champions league with small Ajax unlike Etoe that won in a better Barcelona and inter Milan.

So you mean morhino is a better coach Than Alex Ferguson because he won a champions league in Porto unlike Ferguson that won in a better Manchester United.

So you are saying the Nigeria Army are better individually than USA armies Because USA has more military technology and weapons?

See! Your logic is naive and not intelligent at all.
I am done with you guys.
Bye!!!!!
Oga... don't be foolish when using this monicker.

I said highest individual award for a player... Ballondor, which Xavi nor iniesta didn't win...

Stop typing trash trying manoeuvre what you know I mean....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:10pm On Apr 13, 2022
Luka Modric.

758 Apps 92 goals

Dinamo Zagreb[3]
Prva HNL: 2005–06, 2006–07, 2007–08
Croatian Cup: 2006–07, 2007–08
Croatian Super Cup: 2006

Real Madrid[3]
La Liga: 2016–17, 2019–20
Copa del Rey: 2013–14
Supercopa de España: 2012, 2017, 2019–20, 2021–22
UEFA Champions League: 2013–14, 2015–16, 2016–17, 2017–18
UEFA Super Cup: 2014, 2016, 2017
FIFA Club World Cup: 2016, 2017, 2018

International
UEFA European Championship Team of the Tournament: 2008
Tottenham Hotspur Player of the Year: 2010–11
UEFA Champions League Squad of the Season: 2013–14,[124] 2015–16,[152] 2016–17,[164] 2017–18,[175] 2020–21[404]
La Liga's Best Midfielder: 2013–14,[405] 2015–16[154]
FIFA FIFPro World11: 2015,[140] 2016,[155] 2017,[169] 2018,[190] 2019[207]
La Liga's Team of the Season: 2015–16[153]
UEFA La Liga Team of the Season: 2015–16[406]
FIFA Club World Cup Silver Ball: 2016[158]
ESPN Midfielder of the Year: 2016,[407] 2017,[408] 2018[409]
UEFA Team of the Year: 2016,[159] 2017,[173] 2018[201]
UEFA Midfielder of the Season: 2016–17,[166] 2017–18[176]
IFFHS Men's World Team: 2017,[410] 2018[411]
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball: 2017[171]
FIFA World Cup Golden Ball: 2018[177]
FIFA World Cup Fantasy Team: 2018[308]
FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2018[307]
UEFA Men's Player of the Year Award: 2017–18[178]
The Best FIFA Men's Player: 2018[179]
IFFHS World's Best Playmaker: 2018[191]
Ballon d'Or: 2018[180]
Goal 50: 2017–18[412]
World Soccer Player of the Year: 2018[413]
AIPS Athlete of the Year: 2018[414]
Golden Foot: 2019[213]
IFFHS World Team of the Decade: 2011–2020[415]
IFFHS UEFA Team of the Decade: 2011–2020[416]
Real Madrid Player of the Season: 2020–21[417]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:00pm On Apr 13, 2022
OhBritannia:
You mumu nor be small.
So if Zidane is greater than Iniesta because Zidane is top ten greatest footballers of all time.
What makes you think Modric is better than Iniesta who is In top 20 and Modric who is not in top 50?

You see why some Madrid fans don't argue with sense?
Modric attained the highest individual honour which neither Xavi nor iniesta didnt

And we can't judge them by country side, seeing that Spain is a bigger footballing nation than Croatia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Apr 13, 2022
OhBritannia:
Xavi, Zidane and Iniesta are the same level.
Modric is in the level of Giggs and Jay Jay and Lampard and Gerrard
Trash....

When we are talking of 10 greatest ever players, Zidane is mentioned, who in his right senses will mention Xavi or iniesta??

You are talking about a 3 times world player of the year with one's without?

Modric is also greater than Xavi or Iniesta....

Can you even compare both with Ronaldinho?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:59am On Apr 13, 2022
hensben:
False.
Of cos he does... you didn't know prime Ronaldo or qhat??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Apr 13, 2022
OhBritannia:
Madrid fans and the fans of Manchester United are the most delusional fans and the most disrespectful fans ever.
How ever in a world of our own would you compare Iniesta and Xavi to Modric.
You need to be arrested i swear!
How on earth you are going to compare Spain's greatest footballer in history to Modric who is not even top 3 amongst the greatest players in Croatia.

Isn't this madness?
Isn't this stupidity?
Isn't this Craziness?
Is it ment or mental?

Iniesta that is even amongst the list of the greatest footballers in the world, up there with Lionel Messi, Maradona, Pele and co.
If we are to check the list, do you know where you will find Modric?

You people from Madrid are so disrespectful even in Santiago Bernabeu and in the city of Madrid, i dare you to say in public with a microphone that Modric is greater than Iniesta and watch if the Spanish police won't arrest you.
Even Madrid fans in Spain will have to stone you to death for blasphemy.

Iniesta that the fans of Santiago Bernabeu never fails to give standing ovation each time Barcelona subs him off in Clasico In Madrid.
Between Modric and Iniesta, who do you think will get the most standing ovation in Santiago Bernabeu?

Indeed football has a short memory according to Luis Suarez.

If you want me to count achievements of Iniesta for you, i am sure you will faint.
The same you that compare Xavi and Iniesta to Zidane
Sports › Re: Erik Ten Hag Appointment As New Man United Manager Is At Final Stages by Jokerman(m): 8:51am On Apr 13, 2022
Please bring discipline to the team
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Positions Missiles, Heavy Military Equipment On Finland Border (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Apr 13, 2022
Dalil8:
Trash!

Ukranians are basically Russians. They share same ancestry, blood and everything. They're more than just neighbors.
Oga, what benefit will Ukraine gain by siding wiry Russia?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:05pm On Apr 12, 2022
Atletico must beat Man shitty tomorrow.

Liverpool for Epl and UCL... no FA Cup.

Only Man utd must possess the original treble in England.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Apr 12, 2022
Real Madrid.... I for fear.

Chelshit lasan lasan grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 9:20pm On Apr 12, 2022
Real Badrid.

Thus is unbelievable.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Apr 12, 2022
FirstbornWds:
Which reaction have your managers had in the last 6 years
cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Apr 12, 2022
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Apr 12, 2022
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:56pm On Apr 12, 2022
LostMyZeal:
[s]Who tell you that one shocked

Although Cr7 has the most UCL assists, he's not a playmaker.

How many dribbles has Cr7 completed in his life huh

...hell he's not even among all time top 5 assists because he's very selfish undecided

Benzema had a goal drought while playing with Cr7 because he sacrificed his scoring career for Cr7 to take the Glory.

How many woodworks has Cr7 hit in his life, huh huh


Please stop saying what you don't know tongue[/s]
Trash as usual.

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