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Politics › Re: Governor Makinde Pays N180m Gratuity To 2013 Retirees In Oyo by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Jun 03, 2020
Thank God the good people of Oyo looked pass sentiment and religion and voted out APC... I see lagosians voting out APC, and Delta State voting out PDP soon
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump - Dumbest In School, Nonchalant Christian, And Much More. by Jokerman(m): 7:49am On Jun 03, 2020
How can a dumb student be a billionaire?? And even got to become USA president??

Ko ye mi o
Foreign Affairs › Re: Democrats scramble to APOLOGIZE after comparing Bible-holding Trump to Hitler by Jokerman(m): 7:47am On Jun 03, 2020
The real hate for Trump is caused by many

1. Ability to detect manipulation

2. Moving Jerusalem to Israel

3. Standing up for Christians i.e bringing praywrs back to schools and meetings

4. Standing against homosexuals and abortion

5. Immigrant laws

Trump is still the best president... And he will win again convincely

All these hate isn't surprising, once they can't manipulate you, that hate you noni... Even happens in our businesses....
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Protests: Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump "Fanner Of The Flame" by Jokerman(m): 7:20am On Jun 03, 2020
cy4cent:
People that hide behind the name of the lord to support evil.
My friend grin...

Supporter of creepy Joe grin grin grin grin grin

I know you won't reply, but I just had to quote you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Protests: Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump "Fanner Of The Flame" by Jokerman(m): 7:20am On Jun 03, 2020
Kingrefreshed:
What's manipulative? Who's manipulating the President of United States? I thought you have something tangible to offer.

And for your information in case you live in Mars. Obama was more of a Neutral President. And yes he worked more with Muslim's and he identified with them more.

I'm done tutoring.
So Trump doesn't work with Muslims??

You just hate him because he shifted power back to Israel grin
Science/Technology › Re: Oldest Land Animal From 425 Million Yrs Ago Discovered On Scottish Island (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 10:44pm On Jun 02, 2020
Lol... Another scientific athiest lie angry grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 10:30pm On Jun 02, 2020
Oya o... No ojoro here
Sports › Re: Reason Why Delimma Ronaldo Is Better Than Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 10:29pm On Jun 02, 2020
How is delima more talented than Ronaldo??

What can Delima do that cr7 can't??

Please no sentiments, let's know grin grin
Sports › Re: €180m Mbappe Remains Most Valuable, Messi 9th, 35-year-old Ronaldo Out Of Top 40 by Jokerman(m): 10:27pm On Jun 02, 2020
This list has to do with age.... Mbappe is the youngest most talented player hence the 1st
Sports › Re: 5 Record Of Ronaldo Nearly Impossible For Messi To Break by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On Jun 02, 2020
Tell madam Eibar to surpass Maradona Argentine record first grin
Sports › Re: Jay Jay Okocha And Ronaldinho Who Is More Talented? by Jokerman(m): 10:24pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dribbling is not the only talent......

Hence Ronaldinho is above Okocha in talent
Health › Re: Lagos Discharges 33 Coronavirus Patients Today by Jokerman(m): 10:17pm On Jun 02, 2020
Where are they??

How did they contact the virus?

When is the SCAMdemic coming to an end??
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Says US Protests Show 'chronic Disease' Of Racism by Jokerman(m): 4:32pm On Jun 02, 2020
Olominira:
This really makes me sad as a black man. However, China is correct even though she's guilty. The different here is that US always accuss everyone so quickly and claim human right violation follow by sanctions. China on the other hand never claim to be human right defender or kill her minorities. US is the biggest hypocrites here.

To those accussing China, kindly note that it's a bit different. China is not an immigrant country and doesn't have black citizens that contributed towards her development. Unlike the US, blacks have been in that country before many whites including the grandpa of dumb p!g in the white house. So, it's a different situation.
Shut it....if not for Abe Lincoln, blacks won't have mouth in America today... And Muslim dumbski like you should know China is worse than America... A country that kills both Muslims and Christians...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 3:53pm On Jun 02, 2020
Job Title: Sales Engineer

Location: Lagos

Requirements

Applicants must have at least 2-3 years working experience in similar role (knowledge in selling industrial spares will be an added advantage).
Applicants must have at least B.Sc in Mechanical Engineering / Electrical Electronic Engineering.
Applicants must reside within the regions of Ikeja, Opebi, Ogba, Oshodi, & Berger.




How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to: recruitment@tekniteedng.com using the job title and location as subject matter. example; Sales Engineer ( Lagos – Ikeja).

Note: Only qualified candidates will be shortlisted



Application Deadline 3rd June, 2020.
Family › Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Jokerman(m): 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2020
1. Swallowing water melons seeds will cause trees to grow in my belly

2. When I lose a milk teeth, I have to pray so that lizard doesn't eat it when I tie it on a sheet of paper and throw it on the roof

3. When I stomp on the ground, I'm matching the devil grin; although some still stone the devil though grin

4. TV is the devil's box grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Holds A Bible, Visits Church In White House Vandalized By Protesters by Jokerman(m): 3:00pm On Jun 02, 2020
cy4cent:
Keep seeking my attention, I don't dignify 5 year olds with responses.
Lol... Fake Cynthia grin grin grin grin grin... I thought you'd ask how I knew your name though grin

Support Trump for a better world. Creepy joe has nothing to offer rather than usher in Satanists and their ilks....

You don't even know if I'm your next door neighbor grin
Sports › Re: Manchester United Will Pay Odion Ighalo £10.5m To Keep Him Until January by Jokerman(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2020
300k per week... Oga o..

Man utd 130k

Shanghai Shenshua 170k

Just for 90 mins football

Some professional courses
5 years (Bsc)
2 years (Msc)
4 years ( looking for job)
Oga o ...
Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of 10-Foot Python Killed In My Area by Jokerman(m): 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2020
God forbid!!!

This place no go pass Epe or inside Ikorodu.

I hate snakes... Every normal human being does
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 1:46pm On Jun 02, 2020
wink

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Holds A Bible, Visits Church In White House Vandalized By Protesters by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Jun 02, 2020
cy4cent:
And in your mind now you've made sense? You should be ashamed of yourself for this post you put up here.
Shut it.

Fake Cynthia cheesy

Keep supporting your sleepy joe grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Holds A Bible, Visits Church In White House Vandalized By Protesters by Jokerman(m): 1:18pm On Jun 02, 2020
cy4cent:
God!! Why're you people easily deceived in the name of religion? So because he held a bible he's now God sent? Why're Nigerians so gullible? I watched it live, it was a photo op. Just like someone can just collect a friend's purse or eyeglass when they want to snap a pic, that was how the bible was handed over to him. Learn to have the spirit of discernment, it's not everyone that calls the name of God...... Mathew 7:15

Even the bishop of that church was angry, she said she can't believe what she just watched. Is she an antichrist now for saying the truth? This below is a direct quote from her this morning.



"I'm outraged. The President did not pray when he came to St. John's, nor as you just articulated, did he acknowledge the agony of our country right now," Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde of the Episcopal Diocese of Washington.

Let me be clear: The president just used a Bible, the most sacred text of the Judeo-Christian tradition, and one of the churches of my diocese without permission as a backdrop for a message antithetical to the teachings of Jesus and everything that our churches stand for.
Someone called Cynthia should know that Trump Is the chosen one... Well except not Cynthia, maybe Cyndi or Simbi
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Holds A Bible, Visits Church In White House Vandalized By Protesters by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Jun 02, 2020
AllenSpencer:
Smh....


Relax!

November is almost here.

I can assure you that you will cry!
Sleepy or creepy joe?? Which one?? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Holds A Bible, Visits Church In White House Vandalized By Protesters by Jokerman(m): 12:59pm On Jun 02, 2020
Trump the chosen one

While Obama desecrated the Bible by promoting homosexuality, abortion, clandestine killings and toppling of governments

While George Bush desecrated the Bible by promoting wars and clandestine killings

Trump is upholding the Bible...

Note:no one is perfect
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Reverses Another Ambode Policy, Returns KAI by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On Jun 02, 2020
Lol...
Crime › Re: Father Of UNIBEN Murdered Student Renounces Christianity by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On Jun 02, 2020
bestabigaelever:
Mr. Judge, God's Personal assistance, the holder of the book of life
Oloriburuku ni e
I won't allow you fools to type rubbish here
A Christian won't say this, not to talk of a man if God
Man of God my ass
You dey mad
Lol... The guy don vex you grin
Crime › Re: Father Of UNIBEN Murdered Student Renounces Christianity by Jokerman(m): 11:18am On Jun 02, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Then will u accept the fact that Christianity is a cult
Lol... Where in Christianity do you see them killing and drinking blood, for you to term it a cult??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 9:42am On Jun 02, 2020
Some more

1. First and only EPL player to win the PFA, ballondor and FIFA best player in the same year

2. First and only player to win the PFA player back to back

3. Scoring 2 goals and assisting 4 goals in Madrid's 8-1 win over Almeria in 2011

4. Recording the highest number of dribbles in a match with 20 successful dribbles against Benfica in a 2006 UCL match

5. Ronaldo world cup performance against Spain where he scored a hattrick and a freekick making him the highest free kicks taker amongst current players.

Many more.


However that Match against Altetico for Juventus was something extraordinary... The whole stadium stood up to applaud him...
Travel › Re: Domestic Flights To Resume June 21, FG Orders 50% Passengers Reduction by Jokerman(m): 9:19am On Jun 02, 2020
Lol... So flying to Abuja will now increase to 70k for Economy class niyen...

Make I dey follow my bus jejely for now grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Difference Between Rapture And Second Coming Of Jesus by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Jun 02, 2020
Eulalia:
THE LAST DAYS OF HISTORY


THE TRIBULATION
This are events that will take place after the rapture, this will usher in the antichrist and will birth the GREAT TRIBULATION under the antichrist.
1. The faithfuls in Christ will be kept from this time of trail. Luke 21:36, John 14:1-3, 2Cor 5:2&4. Phil 3:20-21, 1Thess 1:10, 4:16-18, 5:8-10. Rev 3:10.
2. The Tribulation will begin after the restrainer have been taken out of the way. 2 Thessalonian 2:6-8
3. Will begin after the secret power of lawlessness intensifies 2 Thessalonian 2:7-8
4. Will begin after the great rebellion against the faith occurs 2 Thess 2:3
5. THE ANTICHRIST, THE MAN OF LAWLESSNESS WILL APPEAR Dan 9:26-27, 2 Thess 2:3-10, Rev 13:1-18, Rev 16:2, Rev 17:9-18, Rev 19:19-20.
6. The tribulation will begin with the opening of the seven seals Rev 6:1
7. The tribulations will last for a period of Seven (7) years. Dan 9:27
8. It will be a time of WORLDWIDE DISTRESS Mathew 24:21-22, Revelations chapter 6 to chapter 9
9. False prophets will perform great signs Rev 13:13, Rev 16:14, Rev 19:20
10. The gospel will be preached by the angels and possibly jews. Rev 7:1-14, Rev 11:3-6, Rev 14:6-7
11. People will be saved during this days Deut 4:30-31, Rev 7:9-17, Rev 14:6-7, Rev 11:13
12. Those who had opportunities to believe in Christ before the Rapture will have no further opportunity to repent Mathew 25:1-12, Luke 12:45-46, 2Thess 2:10-12.
... THE ANTICHRIST and THE GREAT TRIBULATION
Alright good ...

However what event is that Verse 31 talking about?? Is it the Rapture or the 2nd coming??
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Difference Between Rapture And Second Coming Of Jesus by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On Jun 02, 2020
petra1:
The rapture is the taking up while The second coming is the coming down

At The rapture the saints will be taken up .christ will appear to only those seeking his appearance and they will meet him up .

But second coming christ will come down with the saints and fight for isreal and judge the world

The rapture will trigger the beginning of the 7year tribulation
The second coming will close the 7 year tribulation

ONE CHAPTER , 2 EVENTS

RAPTURE
2 Thessalonians 2:1
Events prior to the Lord’s Second Coming
Now, dear brothers and sisters, let us clarify some things about the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and how we will be gathered to meet him.


SECOND COMING
2 Thessalonians 2:2
Don’t be so easily shaken or alarmed by those who say that the day of the Lord has already begun. Don’t believe them, even if they claim to have had a spiritual vision, a revelation, or a letter supposedly from us.


The second coming is a battle which will end with armagedon . It is also called “THE DAY OF THE LORD by prophet joel and other prophets
Show scriptures to support rapture comes before great tribulation..

According to what the op posted, verse 31 talked of Jesus coming in the clouds with the sound of a trumpet, and his angels gathering his elect from every part of the word.... (Is verse 31 rapture event or the 2nd coming??
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Difference Between Rapture And Second Coming Of Jesus by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On Jun 02, 2020
obi4eze:
Both are different and separated by a period of 7 years.

Rapture is the catching up of saints to meet with Christ in the clouds while the second coming is when Christ comes to establish His Millennial Reign.

Rapture precedes the Second Coming. It is the next event the Church is awaiting.
Show scriptures to support rapture comes before great tribulation..

According to what the op posted, verse 31 talked of Jesus coming in the clouds with the sound of a trumpet, and his angels gathering his elect from every part of the word.... (Is verse 31 rapture event or the 2nd coming??
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Difference Between Rapture And Second Coming Of Jesus by Jokerman(m): 8:03am On Jun 02, 2020
Eulalia:
Hedwigesmaduro. Yes, im fully awake now.

I still maintain my stand that there is a great tribulation and it will occur after the rapture. Which will lead to the Antichrist activities, and sinners paying with their own blood. After which christ will come back and defeat the antichrist in the war of amageddon and chain the devil for a thousand years and then will come the millennia reign which will last a thousand years.

Thank you.
Show scriptures to support rapture comes before great tribulation..

According to what the op posted, verse 31 talked of Jesus coming in the clouds with the sound of a trumpet, and his angels gathering his elect from every part of the word.... (Is verse 31 rapture event or the 2nd coming??

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