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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
Who does the cap fithuh? Modern Trade Manager at Sonia Foods Industries Limited

How to Apply
Send your CV to: careers@blumenigeria.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:22pm On Jun 04, 2020
A lady with very good communication skills, a computer science graduate needed for urgent recruitment.

Area: Cyber Security

At least 1 to 2 years experience.

Pls send your CV to : info@onlinewisdom.org

Note: The individual will be trained on the Job.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Lagos Govt Gives Fresh Directives To Mosques, Churches, Over Reopening by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Jun 04, 2020
Lol...

Tax scheme grin

All the hooks and crannies of Lagos that this thieving officers know not before now laid bare grin
Politics › Re: We‘ve Fed 11,965 Primary School Pupils, Says LASG by Jokerman(m): 3:29pm On Jun 04, 2020
A day of reckoning is coming for all you polithieves
Education › Re: NUC Lists Universities Approved For Postgraduate Programmes by Jokerman(m): 2:13pm On Jun 04, 2020
Lol... So my sokoto state University masters in traditional medicine is not valid or what??

Mhen I don jonze embarassed... No wonder I support Messi and Joe Biden embarassed

Cy4cent grin grin
NumeroUno95
ghettokid1
Health › Re: 348 New Covid-19 Cases, 90 Discharged And 1 Death On June 3 - (1535 Tested) by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
SirWarlock:
Well yes Nigeria has virtually gone back to normal. Opening of religious centres was unnecessary tbh. I agree Nigeria's covid response is uneven and self defeating. That and schools should be one of the last things given the situation on ground ie community transmission. So let's hope the religious congregants know what they are doing undecided. The services can only hold for one hour and one way in another way out could help limit the spread undecided. But for schools as per Nigeria, I don't see how any one is ready be it tertiary, secondary or primary. Going by NCDC stats the bulk of cases are people in the 31-40 age range. Schools can buck that trend.
I believe in some ipitime villages, schools will still be running... Funny enough, many young graduates are gathering children in the name of lesson already...

What should able is that the classes should be divided into sessions.... Morning and afternoon sessions respectively... 8-12; 1-4
Sports › Re: Christiano Ronaldo's 10 Career Red Cards by Jokerman(m): 10:41am On Jun 04, 2020
Someone's red card in Copa America is greater than a these red cards angry grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Was Right About WHO. WHO Is Now Attacking China After Wasting Lives. by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On Jun 04, 2020
Trump is a great leader. Not easily manipulated like sleepy joe �...

He took his stand like great leaders of old
Foreign Affairs › Re: What Will You Do If Trump Wins The 2020 Presidential Election. by Jokerman(m): 10:26am On Jun 04, 2020
Great

I can't imagine sleepy Joe winning like some ladies on Nairaland grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Trump A Pathological Liar? by Jokerman(m): 10:25am On Jun 04, 2020
Obama and Trump, who is the greater liar grin?
Foreign Affairs › Re: The World's Largest Free-flying American Flag Has Been Ripped In Half After A Th by Jokerman(m): 10:24am On Jun 04, 2020
Hmmmmmm
Politics › Re: You’re A Betrayer, Obaseki Tackles Oshiomhole by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Jun 04, 2020
APC taskmasters are betrayers angry grin

That's how Ambode was betrayed
Politics › Nigeria Needs Overhaul by Jokerman(op): 9:34am On Jun 04, 2020
Let's face the facts.

Nigeria needs overhaul. All these voting and voting will always lead to more depression and little solutions

Military and Force men - Needs overhaul. Nothing is working.

Education - needs overhaul. Nothing is working. All the things you do in University is like 5% of what supposed to be done... Look at medicine and surgery, look at Engineering, look at arts etc

Politics- Needs overhaul. Nothing works here. Only thieves and dumbasses keep applying and winning

Corruption- Only thing that works. You must be entangled in one corruption or so to survive. Infact almost all Nigerians believe in corruption like the Bible. You can be upright 109% in this society and make it. Look at NCDC now, churning out fake figures all the time

Sports - Not working. Nothing works. All the human resources, yet nothing. Sports is another thing that can create employment and boost revenue, yet nothing works....

Health sector- Don't want to talk here. It's nothing to write home about.

Technology and development- Zilch

Many other things

Voting and voting is leading to more perpetual problem.... We'd keep voting for clowns like yahaya, Theodore, Buhari, Obasa, Ganduje, Dino etc, and their ilks...

Please we need to overhaul.... Nigeria is too blessed to be in darkness
Romance › Re: When An Angry Husband Refuses To Eat And Have Sex With His Wife, Who Is Losing? by Jokerman(m): 7:38am On Jun 04, 2020
Temhellen:
You right though, but the truth is if u get married to any of these 21st century ladies, o boy dem no send u oooooo . If u like enter kitchen Dey cook for ursef if u like join ur laundry with it wetin concern dem . So far she has her kids plus her job who ur sex n food epp?
Lol .....hope the 21st century lady won't report her husband to pastor, family members, friends etc??
Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problem Here by Jokerman(m): 6:25am On Jun 04, 2020
How can one format a hard drive that refuse to show?? Can't even get to the windows screen??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump: Why I Was Taken To White House Underground Bunker by Jokerman(m): 6:12am On Jun 04, 2020
Trump is still better than Sleepy Joe
Sports › Re: Osimhen Wins Player Of The Year Award by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Jun 03, 2020
Numerouno94:
The guy jux started his career. Still a young lad.

Bad belle.
Lol... I.no kuku call any player name grin
Sports › Re: Osimhen Wins Player Of The Year Award by Jokerman(m): 7:52pm On Jun 03, 2020
Osimhen > one club legend grin
Education › Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Jun 03, 2020
Lorenzena:
300l
Do you still have these places in that jonsin school

Iya shola
Tee & Bee
A-Plus
Campus Sheraton
Iron pant
Bright kitchen (Estate gate)
Mighty hotel
Galaxy hotel
Century

Lol grin
Education › Re: I Have Been Withdrawn From Medical School. I Can't Tell My Parents by Jokerman(m): 6:29pm On Jun 03, 2020
What if God plans for you is not in the medical line??

Allow God lead

Call and tell your parents. Your Dad especially.

Remove fear and doubt from your mind
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On Jun 03, 2020
Biolasilver:
Why are you saying wot you don’t no, were will you put Henry that won it back to back in year 2002-2003 and 2003-2004
Stop arguing Henry did not win Premier league player of the season back to back grin.. he only won PFA, FWA back to back...

Only Ronaldo has won Premier league player of the year back to back

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Commissions Health Center. Lol. PICTURES. by Jokerman(m): 2:57pm On Jun 03, 2020
A buharist accusing Makinde of incompetence..

What a weird irony
Foreign Affairs › Re: This Tweet From Donald Trump Is The Joke Of The Internet Now by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Jun 03, 2020
Donald Trump is still better than sleppy Joe

Cy4cents grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On Jun 03, 2020
yakamata:
The FWA and FPY are other things he won same year .
Yes j know but PFA is given by the premier league. Henry won it twice, but never did back to back, only Ronaldo has done it in the EPL
Health › Re: Abuja COVID-19 Response Team On Strike Over Non-payment Of Allowances by Jokerman(m): 2:11pm On Jun 03, 2020
SCAMdemic. grin

30k for what exactly?? Are you the only ones doing jobs that are exposed to work hazards or risks??

1. Do you know what soldiers go through
2. Do you know why miners go through
3. Do you know what high altitude workers go through
4. Do you know what Telecom engineers go through

Fine. We appreciate what you do in this SCAMdemic period, but stop the overrating angry
Health › Re: Abuja COVID-19 Response Team On Strike Over Non-payment Of Allowances by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Jun 03, 2020
30k daily?? And you expect Govt to pay you??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Jun 03, 2020
Before you call yourself the greatest ever player, first you need to become the greatest south American player ever, and to do this, you must be greater than Pele, Maradona, and Delima grin

Already Ronaldo is the greatest European player ever
TV/Movies › Re: The Best TV Series Right Now.... by Jokerman(m): 11:33am On Jun 03, 2020
If you haven't watched this series...

24
Prison break
Person of interest
Agents of shield
Money heist
Narcos
Breaking bad (from season 2 though)
Bones
Seal team
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 11:28am On Jun 03, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Hasn't scored a free kick in ages lol
Still has more freekick goals than your favourite player
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments by Jokerman(m): 11:23am On Jun 03, 2020
yakamata:
With regards to the second point.
He isn't the first and he is sure as hell ain't the only player to do so.
Henry did it first.
PFA, not Fwa... PFA
Sports › Re: 5 Record Of Ronaldo Nearly Impossible For Messi To Break by Jokerman(m): 10:46am On Jun 03, 2020
Call me when Messi wins puskas

Call me when Messi wins golden boot with two different teams and two different leagues

Call me when Messi wins best player in 3 different leagues

Call me when Messi topple Maradona as Argentina best player ever grin
Sports › Re: Senegal Used 'juju' To Beat France In 2002 World Cup - Petit by Jokerman(m): 10:44am On Jun 03, 2020
Lol.... Dumb excuse

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