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Nairaland General › Re: Can I Trust My Wife? by Jokerman(m): 3:37am On May 05, 2020
You better stop her immediately
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Private Schools Should Pay April Salary!!! by Jokerman(m): 3:35am On May 05, 2020
The term actually ended on the 1st of April, resumption for third term would have begun on the 18th of April.

Now some schools did not finish 2nd term exams, because the govt had to rush the closing of schools.

Don't expect any private school to pay April, however, all schools must pay March salaries along with their respective lesson money

Probably some staff may be expecting to be paid May salaries too angry..lol... Some parents didn't even finish paying 2nd term school fees

Also have you forgotten that some schools do not pay for August long term vacation? They would tell you your services aren't needed for the holiday coaching, so how you receive pay for work not done??

Op like this are the ones who make employers rash coz you never know what employers pasd through... You think all the profit or so goes to the employers, di you know how many are on loans repayment??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Private Schools Should Pay April Salary!!! by Jokerman(m): 3:29am On May 05, 2020
zedegit:
If school management allowed students access to premises without paying complete school fees even as late as 2 weeks to closure, how was it the teacher's fault?
You plan your payment policy by yourself, don't blame teachers for your management failure.

Fees are paid termly and when you realise #1.5 million and paid your teachers #400 000 and decide to squander #1.1 million. Whose fault is it?

Go back and reread the original post. I doubt you understood it well.
Stop saying what you don't know
Romance › Re: The Last Person You Blocked On Social Media Committed What Offence? by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On May 04, 2020
I blocked one fair Lady like that...

Beautiful classy but I'm married already though.. don't want distractions
Career › Re: ICS Outsourcing Limited Sacks Staff Today by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On May 04, 2020
Jesus will provide a better one after this pandemic.
Career › Re: Coronavirus: TVC Slashes Staff Salaries - Politics Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 7:23pm On May 04, 2020
Lol... Bullion van money don finish ni grin.... Na tinubu wey no fit manage tv station, I wan vote for president ni?

Olohun maje o
TV/Movies › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On May 04, 2020
Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Matt Damon
Will Smith
Career › General Electric To Sack 13,000 Workers Worldwide by Jokerman(op): 6:49pm On May 04, 2020
GE is cutting up to 13,000 jobs at its jet engine division because of the pandemic

General Electric is cutting as many as 13,000 jobs in its jet engine business after the coronavirus pandemic brought devastation to the aerospace industry.

GE Aviation on Monday announced plans to accelerate its cost-cutting by permanently reducing its global workforce by as much as 25% this year through a mix of layoffs and voluntary actions. This includes the previously-announced plan to cut 10% of GE Aviation's US workforce.

The moves are designed to cope with an "unprecedented" and "deep contraction" of the commercial aviation business, the company said.

Orders for jet engines and parts have plunged as Boeing (BA) and Airbus (EADSF) have slashed production of new planes. Demand for servicing jets has also collapsed as airlines have grounded countless existing planes during the crisis.

"While extremely difficult, I am confident this is the required response to the continued contraction of the industry, and its protracted recovery," GE Aviation CEO David Joyce wrote in a memo to employees. "I am equally confident that the industry will recover over time and that we will be positioned to win."

GE Aviation said the job cuts will help the company save $1 billion. The job cuts will apply to salaried and hourly workers around the world over the coming months.

In late March, GE announced it would cut 10% of its US workforce, or about 2,600 employees. The company also said it would furlough about half of its US maintenance, repair, overhaul and new engine manufacturing workers.

GE is for the first time detailing the impact on its global workforce, which totaled about 52,000 at the end of 2019.

GE (GE) shares fell 4% on Monday, leaving them down 44% year-to-date.


https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/04/business/ge-aviation-job-cuts/index.html?__twitter_impression=true
TV/Movies › Re: Gotv To Increase Subscription Prices by Jokerman(op): 6:29pm On May 04, 2020
Some comments.....

Gotv jolli = 2400

Gotv jinja = 1600

TV/Movies › Gotv To Increase Subscription Prices by Jokerman(op): 6:26pm On May 04, 2020
Gotv plans to increase the subscriptions prices effective from 1st June 2020 grin, and scrap out gotv value and gotv plus...

Here's the tweet

Time to Port to startimes angry

Politics › Re: Buhari Government Receives $312m Abacha Loot From US by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On May 04, 2020
Abacha was a bastard thief Sha... What the hell..??
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Did The Doctrine Of Rapture Before The Tribulation Come From by Jokerman(op): 11:47am On May 04, 2020
Tosinex:
Hello I will strictly advise you to read the revelation of the endtime given to someone known as Ken Peter's, I hope it clarifies your disposition on whether there will be rapture or not.

https://www.nairaland.com/4089914/coming-tribulation-earth-ken-peters
Thank you... I understand perfectly now... Thanks... Let's keep praying for God grace to keep us anew everyday
Politics › Re: FFK: Bill And Melinda Gates Are Satanic, Demonic by Jokerman(m): 10:01am On May 04, 2020
generationz:
Is that really an interview with Bill gates or a cartoon?

Where is your source that the vaccine is satanic?

You people are supposed to have gone to school na.

Even if Bill Gates is as demonic he is ten times better your billionaires and politicians who sacrifice your brothers and offsprings for dominance, bribe their way into having monopoly and oppress you with the money. No one in this world can say they have not benefitted from Microsoft. If Bill is a demon, what will you call your Dumb billionaires and Polithiefcians?
All of them except they repent and come to the Lord Jesus Christ, they will end up in hell fire along with the devil that deceived them...
Politics › Re: FFK: Bill And Melinda Gates Are Satanic, Demonic by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On May 04, 2020
vezycash:
Putting the words digital and vaccination together in the same sentence says slot about you.

There is nothing like digital vaccination. It's a word coined by mental people on the dark web, spread on WhatsApp and Facebook.

Vaccine is simply a weak form on a disease that teaches your immune system how to fight the normal disease.

Digital means computer, software.

If you understood what I just wrote, you'll see how impossible digital vaccination is.

Some crack heads are talking about 666. Read your Bible. It's pretty clear.

Rapture happens first. A few years will go by and there would be world wide problems.

Then the anti would come. And he'll bring 666 with him.


And it would VOLUNTARY. You would be beaten to accept it. But you must say, I ACCEPT. Before they give the mark.

No one would be given 666 mark without their explicit approval.

If that's what you're really scared about, repent and enjoy the holidays.

Digital vaccination LMFAO.
Go read up about ID2020. I know you lack knowledge. Hope you know Bill Gates is a follower of Eugenics just like his devilish friend Jeffrey Epstein?
Politics › Re: FFK: Bill And Melinda Gates Are Satanic, Demonic by Jokerman(m): 6:52am On May 04, 2020
WeRblessed:
Typical African mind.

Africans call what they don't understand satanic and witchcraft.

Do you know how many lives Bill and Wife have saved in the world by their donations and contributions to alleviate poverty and cure diseases in the world, especially in Africa? How many HIV patients are paying for drugs in Africa? Bill and Melinda foundation made it possible.

The same way Nigerians are complaining about 5G network. Meanwhile, most of us that use Verizon wireless started using 5G since May of 2019. Even AT&T, Tmobile and Spectrum customers all use 5G networks.

Please don't criticize what you don't understand.
But it's the Americans who actually discovered who Bill Gates is and then woke up everyone. Now the whole world is curious about bill Gates forced vaccination... Or are Indiana also Nigerians?
Politics › Re: FFK: Bill And Melinda Gates Are Satanic, Demonic by Jokerman(m): 6:50am On May 04, 2020
11doubledee:
He has knowledgeable scientists on his payroll
Like Maria Abramovich or like the scientists Jeffery Epstein (the girl child molester) willed his island too?
Politics › Re: FFK: Bill And Melinda Gates Are Satanic, Demonic by Jokerman(m): 10:12pm On May 03, 2020
CanadaOrBust:
Bill Gates is a PHILANTROPIST. That’s what gives him joy not money. He has a looong history of being concerned about the poorest people in the world
Why not use the money of the vaccine to feed the 100 million hungry people on the planet??
Politics › Re: FFK: Bill And Melinda Gates Are Satanic, Demonic by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On May 03, 2020
netpro:
A CoronaVirus drug is for curing those already sick with the virus.

While a CoronaVirus vaccine is to ensure you don't even get sick when you get infected.

I got a Yellow Fever vaccine. There is polio vaccine among others.

Demonising Bill Gate and his wife for funding institutions and researchers to save humanity is very wrong.
Why is Gates trying to force the world to use his microchipped vaccines??

Everytime vaccine vaccine...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:13pm On May 03, 2020
FirstbornWds:
This Joke is on you.

Comparing Iniesta to Pjanic is an absolute insult. Iniesta is an individual phenomenon. Pjanic or whosoever you choose to mention don't even come close.
Pjanic is one of the best midfilders ever, why don't you want him in Barca team grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On May 03, 2020
Lol... Catalunya hypocrites do not want Pjanic in their team... Hahahahahaha grin... They say he's old but Iniesta played till old age... grin grin grin

You must have Pjanic and Rakitic in your team by fire by force grin

De Bryne and Pogba to Juve cheesy
Crime › Re: COVID-19: Nine Pastors Arrested For Conducting Service In Bayelsa by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On May 03, 2020
Why are you arresting men of God, if they keep to social distancing and safety rules in their church??

Na wa o... Well these are what the apostles passed through anyway....
Politics › Re: BREAKING: CBN, Banks Suspend Staff Lay-off by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On May 03, 2020
Access bank should be forced to recall sacked ones even if they reduce thier salaries
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Did The Doctrine Of Rapture Before The Tribulation Come From by Jokerman(op): 5:58pm On May 03, 2020
petra1:
From the Bible

2 Thessalonians 2:3
Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;



The Bible right from Daniel to Jesus to Peter, Paul and the Revelation has clearly stated that the saints (children of God) will be around, infact the great tribulation is because of the saints of God as they won't want to allow Satan rule the Earth, hence, the tribulation and the mark of Satan to show those that would be in Satan's side. No mark for you, the great tribulation.

It’s for the saints who missed the rapture




Satan wrath will thrive for major parts of the 7 year tribulation until the 144,000 are sealed from the tribes of Israel then the cup wrath of God will start To be poured on the earth without mixture



That’s for the Jews . You know presently as a nation they don’t believe in Jesus because of the prophecy of Isaiah which makes them blind to receive christ when he came .

John 5:43
I have come in My Father’s name and with His power, and you do not receive Me [your hearts are not open to Me, you give Me no welcome]; but if another comes in his own name and his own power and with no other authority but himself, you will receive him and give him your approval.


They will embrace the Antichrist after the rapture as the messiah , he will build. New temple . The 7 year treaty with Arabs or Palestinians will be signed . Sacrifices will resume again in the temple . But after 3/12 years he will show his true color and go into the temple and claim that he is God . That what DANIEL refers to as abomination of desolation.

Daniel 9:27
He will confirm a covenant with many for one ‘seven.’ In the middle of the ‘seven’ he will put an end to sacrifice and offering. And at the temple he will set up an abomination that causes desolation, until the end that is decreed is poured out on him.”

Matthew 24:15-16
When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation[/b]spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understandsmiley Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:

[b]2Thessalonians 2:4

Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God shewing himself that he is God.


That action will cause the prophecy of Isaiah to expire and the eyes of the Jews will be opened . They will reject the Antichrist and they great tribulation will commenced for the remaining 3/12 year partly of the wrath of the Antichrist on the Jews and partly the wrath of God especially when the 2 witnesses begins their ministry

Revelation 12:12
. . . .Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.

Revelation 14:19
And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God
Thanks. Good explanation, however

1. Why would a saint miss the Rapture?? If you miss the rapture, you ain't a saint... I would call the person a careless Christian... If we take a look at the parable of the ten virgins, we would see Jesus shut the door at those who were foolish meaning there was no more second chance. (This parable talks of the Rapture)

Now if there was no second chance according to the Lord Jesus Christ, does that not mean that anyone who misses the rapture won't be able to make it?

2. Who are those whom would reign with Christ a thousand years after the binding of Satan?

Hope my questions ain't much though ??

Im ok with your other explanation
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19 And The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On May 03, 2020
ideaz:
I'm following the scriptures my friend. Search the same book, who is anti-christ fighting during the Armageddon before Jesus showed up?

Who is the armies of the north and south the anti-christ is fighting in the Armageddon? These are Russia and China respectively.

If you're still in doubt, I will get the scriptures for you.
Lol... See what Revelation said about the war of Armageddon bro...

Revelation 16:13-14, 16 "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon".


Again continued

Revelation 19:11-16, 19-20 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

I don't think Russia and China are the ones sitting on the horse that would destroy the beast, or what to you think?
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Did The Doctrine Of Rapture Before The Tribulation Come From by Jokerman(op): 4:07pm On May 03, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
Have you seen bill gate talk about id2020 personally b4
Lol...


#ID2020
#New humanitarian
#Event 201

Just know that at the first, they would deceive you with it's just a digital ID to monitor immune systems etc..then boooom!!! You can't buy or sell or do this or that without receiving the mark..

We as Christians, follow these signs, hence the ultra carefulness... I don't know to take a mark that would make me lose God's kingdom even after being warned by the Lord Jesus Christ
Christianity Etc › Pope Francis Says Coronavirus Vaccine Must Be Shared Worldwide by Jokerman(op): 2:54pm On May 03, 2020
Leader of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Francis, has called for international scientific cooperation so that every country of the world will benefit from a Coronavirus vaccine when it is made.

The Pope who was speaking from the papal library at the Vatican while delivering his Sunday service address today, said any successful vaccine developed should be made available around the world to benefit all of humanity.

Pope Francis also thanked all those around the world, providing essential services.

“In fact, it is important to unite scientific capabilities, in a transparent and impartial way to find vaccines and treatments,” he said.

”It is also important to guarantee universal access to essential technologies that allow each infected person, in every part of the world, to receive the necessary medical treatment.”

Recall that World leaders pledged in April to accelerate work on tests, drugs and vaccines against the disease and share their findings, but the United States did not take part in the launch of the World Health Organization (WHO) initiative after Trump announced he was halting funds to the WHO over what his administration feels was the agency’s pandering to China.

Coronavirus has infected nearly 3.5 million people and killed more than 240,000 people worldwide.

https://www.yabaleftonline.ng/pope-francis-says-coronavirus-vaccine-must-be-shared-worldwide/
Politics › Re: My Thoughts On Access Bank by Jokerman(m): 2:40pm On May 03, 2020
Hmmmm

Access bank. Incase you need to design HVAC system or maintenance of ACs and generators.

I'm a freelancer and available. I and my team are up to it...

Just PM
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19 And The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(m): 2:32pm On May 03, 2020
Cosyfaith:
Your mates all over the world are staying up day and night, searching and researching, giving nomenclatures, finding way out, testing and volunteering for vaccines which you guys will eventually fall back on just like your parents did and vaccinated y'all which prevented your mortality at an early age. All freaking fanatics. All you do is argue day and night over religion and tribes. No wonder the developed countries think less of Africans. Who would blame them. They are justified.
Just say you are scared, and you wish the word of God won't come to pass instead of using this diversary tactics grin
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19 And The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On May 03, 2020
Revelation 20:4
"And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years".
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19 And The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2020
ideaz:
Great effort but you're yet to recognise the difference between

1. The Rapture (not a term in the Bible hence, many mistakes)
2. The Second Coming (physical return to destroy anti-christ and begin the millennial reign)

Beginning from Daniel's 70th week would help a great deal. Between 69th and 70th week is the time of the church which ends with the Rapture.

Daniel didn't even see the time of the church which is 2000 years between the 69th and the 70th week. Most of the things you quoted are on God's dealings with Isreal.

The Second Coming happens at the end of the 70th week which ends the war of Armageddon and ushers in the judgement of the nations and the millennial reign (1000 years).

Saints are people who believe in Jesus Christ jews or gentiles, and when you remember that the gospel will still be preached globally after the Rapture by the 144,000 chosen jews then clearly people will be saved including jews and the rest of the world. These are the tribulation saints who would be overpowered by the anti-christ.

Another thing you should also consider is that Anti-christ won't rule China, Russia and a few other nations. All these and more are well captured in the Bible.

When we understand that the great tribulation and the activities are centred on Europe backed anti-christ taking over Jerusalem and destroying jews and none jews who believe in Jesus in the process, things become clearer.
Wrong. What you wrote is not biblical... See what Revelation stated

Revelation 13:1-10 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations
And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
If any man have an ear, let him hear.
He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

Always follow the word of God
Romance › Re: Incase You're Not Aware; Bill Gates & Cryptocurrency by Jokerman(m): 1:42pm On May 03, 2020
Hmmmm.... Bill Gates again grin... That man sev
Celebrities › Re: Name One Superhero That Can Defeat Thanos? by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On May 03, 2020
Superman will trash Thanos

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