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Sports › Re: Players With Most Assists In Football History by Jokerman(op): 12:50pm On Apr 30, 2020
ThierryJay:
grin Jokerman, how does it feel to be called a Messi fan?

I'd bet it was so incredible for you and you were like "Lord, I'm not worthy to be in this celestial realm, let me continue to stay in the lower abode of humans" grin
Clown...until Messi wins international trophy, don't compare him with goat cr7
Sports › Re: Players With Most Assists In Football History by Jokerman(op): 12:49pm On Apr 30, 2020
TheGodlessGod:
Most of Ronaldo assists over 70% of them are mistakes and unintended assits.

Less than 20% are through balls unlike Messi xavi and iniesta..

That's why people who don't rely on stats says Messi is better because stats are what keeping the debates alive..

Messi is such much better
You have started with quality assists again... Sigh... Even Luiz Suarez has more assists than Xavi and Iniesta, Ozil too.... You didn't see those, na only Ronaldo you see...

FYI, only Suarez and Ronaldo do not take set pieces, hence their assists record is impressive..

And is through ball the only way to assists someone?!

What the problem of you uefalona fans sef.. haba!!! Such insecurities grin
Sports › Re: BREAKING NEWS: PSG Are 'crowned As Champions Of France' by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
Definitely...

Means if EPL is cancelled today, Liverpool would be awarded the crown....
Celebrities › Re: Picture Kodak: Video Vixen Dies In Clarence Peters’ Apartment (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On Apr 30, 2020
Where will she be now??

Rip though
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:50am On Apr 30, 2020
Ghostrye:
Brotherly, If you live by faith and not by brain, YOU will be going round in circles. But it is called religion for a reason tho, unwavering, blind, mindless, unthinking faith is required otherwise some of the shaky founded parts of the said religion would be discovered. That is why nowadays there is a difference between religious folks and sheeple. The difference is one uses faith with brain, while the other is just a sheeple.
Lol... Adam and Eve that felt they knew more than God, you can see where they landed humanity? grin
Health › Re: Remdesivir Proves Effective Against Coronavirus In US Study by Jokerman(op): 8:36am On Apr 30, 2020
ciencee:
You should note this; life will never return back to normal, we will only be managing this VIRUS and adjust our life to the new system of living.
Nigerian government will still be playing politics with this disease for years to come.
Chai... That's another thing o.. so tht the Dollars can keep coming in grin..

Well we'd scale thru eventually
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:55am On Apr 30, 2020
Ghostrye:
I hardly say this, but I give up on you. How you claim to be any different from a lower animal with zero thinking capacity shocks me. Don't get me wrong, I understand your urge to swallow and regurgitate the written words in the exact order it is given to you, but even God said a day to him is like a thousand years to man. If you claim to be religious and still take religion at face value, then you have wasted most of your days without understanding shii. Wise up man
Lol..... The Lord will reveal himself to you. Then you'd understand that the wisdom of man is foolishness before God.

True wisdom is the Lord Jesus Christ.

With God all things are possible, even creation of the world in 6 days

Children of God live by faith and not by sight

If you want to use the God given brain to understand the works of God, lol, my brother, you'd be going round in circles.

Don't think. Just believe God's word
Romance › Re: Any Woman That Wears A Dress That Exposes Her Breasts In Public Is A Man Seducer by Jokerman(m): 9:29pm On Apr 29, 2020
But he's right....

Worse is when the so called woman will be calling herself a Christian.

A Christian is not a seducer and vice versa
Health › Re: Remdesivir Proves Effective Against Coronavirus In US Study by Jokerman(op): 9:28pm On Apr 29, 2020
budaatum:
It does not work as much as you think o, it just might make you live 4 or 5 days longer before you die, so please be careful still!
I'm not dying anytime now... So sorry.. I don't have Corona, moreover, I'm living to declare God's word for a very long time
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Broadcast A Clone. by Jokerman(m): 9:22pm On Apr 29, 2020
Lol...the jubril Al sudani clan giving back to the ipobs... Lol... grin
Health › Re: Remdesivir Proves Effective Against Coronavirus In US Study by Jokerman(op): 9:20pm On Apr 29, 2020
Lol... Mine is for the thing to work fully and let everything go back to normal.... Ko deruñ!!!

God bless America again... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Apr 29, 2020
Melvyn11:
This had me rolling lmao.
Lmao angry grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health › Remdesivir Proves Effective Against Coronavirus In US Study by Jokerman(op): 9:13pm On Apr 29, 2020
An experimental drug has proved effective against the new coronavirus in a major study, shortening the time it takes for patients to recover by four days on average, U.S. government and company officials announced Wednesday.

Gilead Sciences’s remdesivir is the first treatment to pass such a strict test against the virus, which has killed more than 218,000 people since it emerged late last year in China. Having a treatment could have a profound effect on the global pandemic, especially because health officials say any vaccine is likely a year or more away.

The study, run by the National Institutes of Health, tested remdesivir versus usual care in 1,063 hospitalized coronavirus patients around the world. At the White House, NIH's Dr. Anthony Fauci said the drug reduced the time it takes patients to recover by 31% — 11 days on average versus 15 days for those just given usual care.

He also said there was a trend toward fewer deaths among those on remdesivir, and that full results would soon be published in a medical journal.

“What it has proven is that a drug can block this virus,” Fauci said. “This will be the standard of care."

A statement from the Food and Drug Administration says that the agency has been talking with California-based Gilead “regarding making remdesivir available to patients as quickly as possible, as appropriate.”

Remdesivir is among many treatments being tested against the coronavirus but was the farthest along in study.

“We are excited and optimistic,” said one expert, Vanderbilt University’s Dr. Mark Denison. His lab first tested remdesivir against other coronaviruses in 2013 and has done much research on it since, but was not involved in the NIH study.

“It’s active against every coronavirus that we’ve ever tested,” he said. “It was very hard for the virus to develop resistance to remdesivir. That means the drug would likely be effective over longer term use.”

The company also said no new safety problems emerged in that study, and that it would publish results in a medical journal soon.
https://news.yahoo.com/company-says-drug-proved-effective-142248605.html?ncid=facebook_yahoonewsf_akfmevaatca&fbclid=IwAR2TTqUGVR9llwx6Rk-gk1m0kO3TkSQED28iC8A6HBGZAAGC1au7R8nylSA
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 7:15pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ausrichie:
Fake healing. Those things you see TB Joshua and the rest doing are all fake. There is nothing like prayer even if God existed, praying is still a waste of time, trying to alter circumstances beyond your control by shouting or mumbling such rubbish if there was a God he would be a God that wants order anything you see you take it is simply nature.
So do you think the apostles did fake miracles then?
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ghostrye:
Are you just plain dumb or are you joking, did you read the part where I said you should use your knowledge. Do you know that a day for us on Earth is different from a day on Jupiter. Now imagine trying to count days as you would for God. So you really think the whole of creation took 7 days, upon all the time and energy researchers and palaentologists have put into enlightening you, you still end up showcasing your ignorance outside.
As someone on this platform once said, 'Google is for more than just viewing porn'
That's your mistake. Putting God on the same level as man. Limiting the power of the almighty God to mere countable times. God supercedes time bro... Nothing is too hard for God to do

Well my Bible tells me He created everything in 6 days and rested on the 7th day and blessed it.

I know the complexity and magnificence of the universe surprises dumb atheists that's why they find it hard to believe that a being can create everything, but don't worry bro, I have good news for you.

God loves you and wants you to come to him so that you'd get knowledge and wisdom

Remember God promised us knowledge in Daniel
Daniel 12:4
But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased
Sports › Re: Players With Most Assists In Football History by Jokerman(op): 3:22pm On Apr 29, 2020
[quote author=ghettokid1 post=88991879][/quote]He's right you know... When will pessi win trophy for Argentina like maradona??
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ghostrye:
And did God tell you when he made the light, or how many billions of years ago he made the light that you are quoting scripture to support ignorance? Even when reading your holy books, utilize knowledge, it is important
According to the Bible, everything was done in 6 days.

Please don't doubt God, He's above human comprehension
Sports › Players With Most Assists In Football History by Jokerman(op): 3:07pm On Apr 29, 2020
1. Lionel Messi (Argentina and Barcelona)

Club: 261 assists
Country : 45 assists
Total: 306 assists

2. Luiz Suarez (Uruguay, Ajax, Liverpool, Barcelona)

Club : 230 assists
Country: 31 assists
Total: 261 assists

3. Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal, Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus)

Club: 220 assists
Country: 38 assists
Total: 258 assists

4. Mesut Oezil (Germany, Werder Bremen, Real Madrid, Arsenal)

Club: 216 assist
Country: 40 assists
Total: 256 assists


5. Ryan Giggs (Wales and Manchester United)

Club : 247 assists
Country: 3 assists
Total: 250 assists


6. Cesc Fabregas (Spain, Arsenal, Barcelona, Chelsea, Monaco)

Club: 205 assists
Country: 36 assists
Total: 241 assists


7. Xavi Hernandez ( Spain, Barcelona and Al sadd)

Club: 212 assists
Country: 24 assists
Total: 236 assists

8. Angel Di Maria (Argentina, Benfica, Real Madrid, Manchester United, PSG)

Club: 214 assists
Country: 22 assists
Total: 236 assists


9. Thomas muller (Germany and Bayern Munich)

Club: 187 assists
Country: 36 assists
Total: 223 assists


10. Thierry Henry (France, Monaco, Arsenal, Barcelona, New York red bulls)

Club: 163 assists
Country: 30 assists
Total: 193 assists

Source : Transfermarkt.com
Travel › Re: Boeing To Lay Off Staff After $641M First-Quarter Loss by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On Apr 29, 2020
Na wa o... Every sector is bring touched o

Aviation
Hospitality
Education
Tourism
Banking and Finance
One man business
Entertainment

The thriving businesses or sectors

Medicine
Telecommunication
Food
Christianity Etc › Re: Installation Of New Catholic Bishop In Ekwulobia Anambra Amid COVID-19 Pandemic by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Jokerman is one of them. Befitting name.
Lol... The Lord loves you dear. Come back to the fold
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On Apr 29, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus
josephus a Jewish Roman historian who lived 37 years AD is well referenced in the history between the Jewish nation and their Roman overlords..he put many of his knowledge into writings that still survive today..he was also well travelled from Jeruselem to Asia Minor to even India..this same man documented the 'flying serpents' which he saw in India..according to him they had leathery wings with great span..
You can see the proponents of scientific lies can't stand what the Bible said, so they had to shift the goal post as usual grin
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Apr 29, 2020
Fucsheetup:
So you would believe a man who tells you he will resurrect after dying? Fear ‘God’ and say it with your chest that you will.

Time magazine? Really? shocked
Lol... You need to come back to faith Sister. The Lord needs you back
Education › Re: No Date For School Resumption Yet - FG by Jokerman(m): 10:31am On Apr 29, 2020
gibzzhd:
but students would still pay school fees whenever they resume na and third term would still go on.I think honestly school can still afford to pay.The only things is that they pay the full salaries whenever school resume
Let's pray school resumes before the end if May then
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 10:30am On Apr 29, 2020
Macsjebs:
Translated without errors or personal additional inputs?

How would u have been able to read the Bible without kjv, wasn't it the first English translation
If I was Hebrew, I wouldn't need kjv
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 10:24am On Apr 29, 2020
Fucsheetup:
What evidence will make you believe a dead man is now suddenly alive? One man’s doubt has now become an idiom.
This is because the resurrected man, told us things that will happens after his resurrection, and they are still happening and would continue to the end of the word...

Moreover time magazine some years ago actually acknowledged that Jesus was the most significant man that ever walk on the Earth..
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 10:21am On Apr 29, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Six possible scenarios, the Big Freeze and Big Rip are the widely accepted hypothesis, none of which you mentioned up there.

Most religions believe in the fiery death of the universe

Science also tell you there is no god, but you accept one minute hypothesis of the end of the universe which is not even the accepted thesis
Lol... All scenarios are summed up into the big rip or big crunch and the big freeze which all end up to the HEAT DEATH.

Science did not tell us there is no God. Only blind atheists say there's no God..lol

See the ultimate fate of the universe as stipulated by science corroborating God's word

Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 10:10am On Apr 29, 2020
Macsjebs:
Even if you don't need it, u should care to know the reason for the discrepancies

The popular kjv wasn't even written by Christians, historians, scientists were among the team of writers, lol...what do I know, it's important we embrace learning and with an open mind
Kjv is just a translation of what was written
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:58am On Apr 29, 2020
Fucsheetup:
Example?
Scientists already determined the ultimate fate of the universe, to two possible scenarios, however actually they lead to the universe being burned up in a fiery heat..

St Peter stated it before men could study about the universe:

2 Peter 3:10
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On Apr 29, 2020
Ausrichie:
My problem with most Christians just say I don't know or okay and bow out of the argument. I was a Christian and I can tell you that the Bible is a book of horseshit. The only sensible person there was Jesus. The rest foolish. Men who can't help themselves? Men that are the reason you are not the slave of some noble or colonialist. Chai.
Men are already slaves to sin and Satan, but thank God for Jesus who had to come to set us free... So anyman who hasn't been set free is still a slave...

Why is it that man actually follows what God instructed him grin

1. God said, man replenish the Earth and subdue it, and man has been obeying since Adam

2. God said, man, I have given you every green and meat as food, lol, and man has always followed that instruction

And many more
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On Apr 29, 2020
Ausrichie:
What the hell do you mean by complete?
Science corroborates everything the Bible spoke of... Read about the ultimate fate of the universe, and you'd know the Bible already stated it...

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