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Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:08pm On May 01, 2020
Marahoth:
True sir. Just to add, it's crucial to know that earth IS NOT God's first creation. Infact the creation account of Gen 1 is telling us about the begining of man's dispensation. The original Hebrew margin says " the earth BECAME without form and void" (check Hebrew translation). Taking a deeper view of Gen 1...you would find that the Bible says "the earth 'was' (KJV) without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep (waters).." so where did the darkness and the waters come from, cos they are both matter. There was a pre-adamic dispensation and races which existed for eons. When Satan was thrown out of heaven (which was way long before adam (that's us) ever came), satan corrupted that creation. God destroyed it with it's darkness and froze it(The deep, waters as ice). So you see Satan again in Adam's garden seeking to usurp authority n destroy. So much to learn in God. Thank God for Jesus Christ the second and last Adam who restores all things by His own blood and in whom all things are redeemed!
Lol.. buh Jehovah witnesses say Satan was thrown out of heaven, in the year 1914
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On May 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
Sure, it's possible. u are really stubborn and will not want to understand.
I don tire.
stay safe
I know in dry climatic conditions, the human skeleton can take thousand of years to decompose, but for me to believe 100 millions of years for bones... Sorry bro
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:57am On May 01, 2020
HabuD:
Bible never tells us that earth is 6,000years old. Genesis 1:1 tells us that in the beginning (the Hebrew word there is re'shiyth meaning the DATELESS or eternal past) God (Hebrew is Elohim meaning Gods in plural) created the heavens and the earth. Notice it does not give any timing to the creation of earth. Then Genesis 1: 2 says "And the earth was (Hebrew word there is 'hayah' meaning TO BECOME or TO TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING) without form and empty" AND the Spirit of God was moving over the formless earth. That verse can read 'and THE EARTH BECAME FORMLESS AND EMPTY'. This shows that a catastrophic event might have happened that made the earth in Genesis 1:1 to become formless and empty, especially when you remember that God is not an author of confusion or disorder. There is no way God can create something ab initio to be formless and empty. God himself even said he did not create the earth in vain, that he created it to be inhabited (read Isaiah 45:18; 1 Corin. 14:33).
The time between Genesis 1:1 and 1:2 was about millions to billions of years. Adam was not the first man on earth. There were races called the preAdamite race which existed on earth when God first made the earth. Satan, who was lucifer then was a ruler over this earth. But when he sinned against God he was thrown out of heaven and enticed the preAdamite man to sin against God. It was the sin of these preAdamite race that caused God to destroy the earth then with a flood (Jerem. 4: 23-26), just as he did years later with Noah. After all these events, this is where Genesis 1:2 begins when the Holy Spirit began to move over the waters or the flooded earth. So the book of Genesis 1 is actually the story of how God RECREATED or RESHAPENED the earth. Also remember that when God created Adam he told him to be fruitful, to multiply and to REPLENISH THE EARTH (Gen. 1: 28). You cannot replenish something unless that thing was full before and then became empty. To replenish means to fill up something that was initially full but later became empty.
So all these scientific discoveries dated to billions of years ago, including dinosaurs and abnormal men, actually existed in the preAdamite era; that is, between Genesis 1:1 and 1:2. Even scientists have discovered that most of these creatures such as dinosaurs were made extinct by a great catastrophe where they were submerged in a great flood. This gives further proof of the preAdamite era being destroyed by the flood from God. This is where the confusion lies for most persons. They think Genesis 1 tells us everything about the creation of the heavens and the earth.
There is a whole lot of proof I could give you, both scientifically and from scriptures, but for lack of space and timing.
With your story, that means Noah existed before Adam, or are you talking of another flood before that of Noah??

Then Genesis also said, darkness was upon the face of the deep while the holy spirit moved above the waters, and then God said let there be light, and he created sun and the moon..

Are you saying pre-Adamites, lived without the Sun? If so what about the plants, how did they grow?
The pre-Adamites, probably they were vampires as they didn't need the sun ??
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:50am On May 01, 2020
destinable:
That's my profession. Do you think you know more than I do? I blame the Nigerian educational system. In western world, these things are taught in primary schools.
You probably only think it's a lie because it contradicts your religious belief. I could give you geological books that tie some biblical events to geology eg. the parting of the red sea. This will make you see that God does not perform magic but he uses spectacular natural events for his wonders.
Oh so you believe the red sea evebt, lol, I wonder if science would believe a sea can be divided and people walk through it.... grin
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:48am On May 01, 2020
Macelliot:
According to the books, man existed 6,000 years.
Man was the last thing created.
Hmmmm... It could be it took God 100 millions of years after creation before he formed man from the ground, maybe this is what scientists are trying to say grin.. that after God have created all things, he had to wait 100 millions of years to create man
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On May 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
I wasn't asking for a Wikipedia definition, I said can u differentiate?
also formation of crude in deltas is different from rock formations. I can't explain any further
I understand you bro... But there's no proof to show this bones lived 100 millions years ago .. bro, look at it now.... 100 millions.. lol..
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On May 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
how many bones have u dug to come to a conclusion and pls do not compare human bones and dinosaurs.
Bro... 100 million years?? Bro.. reason it now.. bones are biodegradable o... Remember grin
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:33am On May 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
Do u understand what sedimentary rock is? and can u differentiate it from what sediments are?
Sedimentary rocks are types of rock that are formed by the accumulation or deposition of small particles and subsequent cementation of mineral or organic particles on the floor of oceans or other bodies of water at the Earth's surface.(Wikipedia definition)

Sediment is solid material that is moved and deposited in a new location. Sediment can consist of rocks and minerals, as well as the remains of plants and animals. It can be as small as a grain of sand or as large as a boulder. Sediment moves from one place to another through the process of erosion.

Are you saying bones of 100 millions of years, haven't congealed to become sedimentary rocks or probably crude oil...

The fact is that these beasts lived amonged men, from creation
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:29am On May 01, 2020
dukeprince50:
Air plays a crucial part in decomposing organic matters, when bones are buried, Air is limited underneath the earth, Below 2m in the earth surface, there is almost no air and u hardly find living organisms below 2m,when there is no air, Decomposition can be fvcking slow and bones will not easily decompose
Even over 100 millions years ago?? Lol... Many people that died 100 of years ago sef, there bones are decomposed already...
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On May 01, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
If we go by that assumption then it means every beast that was ever created walked alongside men...
Yes of course. How can somerhing of 100 million years still be present in the ground without turning to sediments or nutrients or crude oil bro grin... Science lie too much, that's where God is bigger
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On May 01, 2020
DrBrainstorm:
Acoording to Bible scholars, the Earth is about 6000yrs old. God works of Creation started and was completed in 7days. But what if they were not actually days? What if it spanned over a million years?
Carbon dating has made us to know that the Earth is far more than 6000 years old.
Anyways, what do I know? undecided
What about the seventh day that God blessed?? Was it the 7 millionth year??

We agree Earth is more than 6000 years since there was water before God started Creation
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:19am On May 01, 2020
Another 100 millions years lies.

So this relic didn't melt to form sedimentary or metamorphic rocks as we were taught in Geography,nor better still become crude oil

If cities like Babylon that existed about 4500 years ago, bones of those men of old and animals can't be found , how is it possible to still see traces of veterbrates of 100 million years old

It's either these dinos lived with humans... That's the only logical explanation
Romance › Re: “I Wish To Get Married Immediately After My WAEC-16 Year Old Girl by Jokerman(m): 8:48am On May 01, 2020
Then learn a skill if you don't want to go to school before getting married

- hair dressing
- Fashion designing
- Computer
- Nursing
- Tomato grinding grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coronavirus Not Man-made – US Intelligence by Jokerman(m): 8:44am On May 01, 2020
So why was professor Charles Lieber arrested by the FBI??

NOTE: Professor Charles Lieber of Harvard University was arrested in connections with a deal he had with the Wuhan University of technology, China. He is a professor of nanoscience. Two Chinese citizens were arrested as well, one of which was caught with 21 viral samples of biological cells.
Career › Re: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On May 01, 2020
Hmmm... God help the world

Computer scientists have actually taken the job of many human resources due to their AIs and programming... See what you people cause now? embarassed

Their mentor bill Gates still wants to vaccinate humans with RFID chips

Computer na wa for you
Politics › Re: Forced Vaccination Bill About To Be Passed Into Law By The Nigerian Government by Jokerman(m): 10:08pm On Apr 30, 2020
Nbote:
Nigerians are d most pathetic ppl on planet earth..Its even annoying wen u have supposedly literate ppl carrying conspiracies on their heads.. Way before now U required a Vaccination certificate to travel to so many western countries.. Anyone who has travelled outside the shores of dis country would know dat U are required a yellow vaccination card
Bill Gates agent... Well done
Career › Re: Newly Recruited NNPC Graduate Trainees Assume Duty On Monday by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On Apr 30, 2020
Lol

When did they do recruitment??

Is this backdoor again, I thought this was a change regime??

What the hell is this for God sake??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Apr 30, 2020
See one Savage reply... I don laff tire grin cheesy

Abeg who be that man beside clown abidal grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:07pm On Apr 30, 2020
We are talking of winning , someone is talking of beautiful football... Lol grin grin grin

Well Barca fans, let's make this deal happen grin

Politics › Re: Nigerian Doctor In U.S Leads Major Study On Antiviral Covid-19 Drug Remdesivir by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On Apr 30, 2020
seunmsg:
The existence of a drug doesn’t mean we don’t need vaccine. An effective vaccine remains the best bet to fight the virus. Personally, I prefer to get vaccinated and not contract the virus than to get the virus and be looking for cure.
Not bill Gates vaccine, sorry
Politics › Re: Nigerian Doctor In U.S Leads Major Study On Antiviral Covid-19 Drug Remdesivir by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Apr 30, 2020
Amen o... Let's this drug work... Let bill Gates vaccination attempt be destroyed
Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2020
More... Who go take vaccine?

Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:10pm On Apr 30, 2020
tongue

Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:08pm On Apr 30, 2020
angry

Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:07pm On Apr 30, 2020
cool
Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:07pm On Apr 30, 2020
grin

Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:05pm On Apr 30, 2020
More cheesy

Politics › Re: The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:03pm On Apr 30, 2020
Some replies grin

Politics › The Roasting Of Bill Gates And His Vaccination by Jokerman(op): 8:02pm On Apr 30, 2020
Below are some tweets on Bill Gates being roasted on Twitter after tweeting this post;

Bill Gates posted that there isn't any alternative than taking the vaccination to stop covid-19

Christianity Etc › Re: For those who desire to Make Heaven at Death or at Rapture ( Video) by Jokerman(m): 12:58pm On Apr 30, 2020
God bless bro
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Was Right About Forced Vaccination And Build Up To One World Order by Jokerman(m): 12:56pm On Apr 30, 2020
Why must you force someone to accept a vaccination??

Well at these can't happen until the Antichrist is revealed who will come with sweet mouth and many lying truths
Sports › Re: Players With Most Assists In Football History by Jokerman(op): 12:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
TheGodlessGod:
Most of Ronaldo assists over 70% of them are mistakes and unintended assits.

Less than 20% are through balls unlike Messi xavi and iniesta..

That's why people who don't rely on stats says Messi is better because stats are what keeping the debates alive..

Messi is such much better
If we don't rely on stats, hope you know many people play R9 above Messi??

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