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Travel › Re: BRT Scraps Short-distance Tickets, To Commute 20 Passengers Per Bus by Jokerman(m): 4:05pm On May 02, 2020
Lol from Ojota to CMS will now be #500 grin
Politics › Re: Compulsory Vaccination, Others Inside House Of Reps Diseases Control Bill by Jokerman(m): 2:59pm On May 02, 2020
CyberWolf:
Your ID 2020 hogwash is not different from the normal biometric verification you pass through so many modern registration process. You are scared of ID202 but you won’t waste time going for biometric enrollment when seeking for visa to western countries. Smh
No one can control or track me without having some sort of tracker in my body.

You might not understand why people are against this...All these covid-19, vaccines etc are just precursor to the beast of perdition to come
Politics › Re: Compulsory Vaccination, Others Inside House Of Reps Diseases Control Bill by Jokerman(m): 2:43pm On May 02, 2020
obonujoker:
ok
Hmmm....I opened a thread about the roasting of Bill Gates on Twitter, however, we couldn't see the agents of Bill Gates there grin
Politics › Re: Compulsory Vaccination, Others Inside House Of Reps Diseases Control Bill by Jokerman(m): 2:42pm On May 02, 2020
Princewell2012:
Just watch it. The church is their target last last.
Hmmmmm.... You are very right.

"And it was given unto the beast to make war with the saints...." Choi...

God help us o...
Politics › Re: Compulsory Vaccination, Others Inside House Of Reps Diseases Control Bill by Jokerman(m): 1:23pm On May 02, 2020
I'm not taking any forced vaccine
Education › Re: Mind Blowing Facts About The Oceans by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On May 02, 2020
The oceans contain a lot of secrets
Celebrities › Re: How Gay CNN News Anchor, Anderson Cooper Welcomed His First Baby by Jokerman(m): 10:55am On May 02, 2020
Palehair:
Lol, the same way straight people who don't want to get married at all to the opposite sex deserves a baby? Or the straight people who dump them in dustbins and orphanages deserves children too?
Adoption is better than test tube baby angry
Celebrities › Re: How Gay CNN News Anchor, Anderson Cooper Welcomed His First Baby by Jokerman(m): 10:52am On May 02, 2020
Idiot.

Why not natural process through you gay partner, buh must still go through women

So science will all the advances, hasn't found a way to make a man pregnant and give natural birth? Lol, but it can backdate to 100 million years and still deny God?

Homosexuality is a sin before God
Romance › Re: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by Jokerman(m): 10:25am On May 02, 2020
yungz:
he's looking for a suitor that will worth the money he spent on his girl's head and op you are certainly not the person.

At op assume say na range or benz you pull up with for in house the man no go fit talk that rubbish wey in tell you.

Seems like the man has measured you already and it happens to b u came with only leggedis benz cheesy na why in throw you format.

Op i will advise you to hustle hard, make money and visit the man again, i'm sure this time around he will accept you as his son-inlaw before you even propose marriage.
Before he huZle finish, the girl don marry another guy... Sending a girl to a school like Babcock is no joke... #700k per semester mani, then you bring one guy from one poly in osun village... Lol grin grin
Romance › Re: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by Jokerman(m):
Polytechnic na school?? Mtcheeeew embarassed

Someone like me that graduated from sokoto state poly wants to marry an IUO girl.. lol cheesy

Bsc- Babcock
Msc- Covenant

grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says Evidence Ties China Lab To Virus, Threatens Tariffs by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On May 01, 2020
We support you Donald Trump.

Let Prof Charles Lieber confess what exactly he does for Wuhan technological University, as a nanoscientist
Health › Re: Breaking: U.S Officially Approve Drug for Coronavirus Treatment by Jokerman(m): 11:51pm On May 01, 2020
Good.

Better than bull gates ID2020 vaccine microchips grin
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On May 01, 2020
HabuD:
Regarding Noah's flood, I was only trying to give an illustration about how the preAdamite race were destroyed because of sin. Noah of course lived several years after Adam and the preAdamites. He did not precede Adam. I was talking about another flood that happened way before the time of Noah and even before the creation of Adam. Have you read scientific journals which stated that creatures like the leviathan and dinosaurs which existed millions of years ago were wiped out by a catastrophic event that resembled a flood? Do you know where this flood came from? This was the flood that God used to destroy the preAdamite race who fell to sin after Lucifer was thrown out of heaven and deceived them and all of God's creation to rebel against God since he could not defeat God himself. The darkness that came upon the earth was part of the resultant effects of the destruction God sent on that race. Read Jeremiah 4:23-26. It talks about the state of the earth in the preAdamite race after God had destroyed it. I have quoted it here for easy reference:
“I beheld the earth, and lo, it was without form, and void; and the heavens [the skies/outer space where the sun, moon and stars were expected to inhabit and give light to the earth; NOT the highest heaven which is His place of habitation], and they had no light. I beheld the mountains, and lo, they trembled, and all the hills moved lightly. I beheld, and lo, there was no MAN, and all the birds of the heavens were fled. I beheld, and lo, the fruitful place was a wilderness, and all the cities thereof were broken down at the presence of the Lord, and by his fierce anger.”
And these preAdamite race were men not vampires as Jeremiah 4: 23-26 tells us. Between Genesis 1:1 and 1:2 there is a whole lot of events that occurred on the earth which was not recorded in Genesis but could be found in other parts of the bible, such as the rebellion and fall of Lucifer, who now became satan. Where do u think satan appeared from as the snake that deceived Eve? You think that was the way God made him?
I understand you and you may be right, but according to my Bible, there's nothing like pre-Adamites... It's fallacious.. Adam was the first human God created.... Even Jesus (the firstborn from creation confirmed it)....

Health › Re: Children Of Dead COVID-19 Patient & Pastor Test Positive In Rivers State by Jokerman(m): 6:10pm On May 01, 2020
gbebodye:
As soon as you get sense bros

grin
Lol.. no fear, I no be CIA cheesy
Health › Re: Children Of Dead COVID-19 Patient & Pastor Test Positive In Rivers State by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On May 01, 2020
gbebodye:
Your father na him nor get sense. Shègè!
angry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I525KtbupI
When would you remove that fake pics on your profile bro grin
Politics › Re: Covid-19: Nigerians Should Reject The Satanic 'control Infectious Disease Bill by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On May 01, 2020
We already know that they are bill gates lackeys...
Politics › Re: Atiku Sacks 46 Staff Of Gotel Communications On May Day by Jokerman(m): 5:49pm On May 01, 2020
seunmsg:
Atiku is a fraud. It’s such a shame that this is the same person they want us to vote in as president. Small economic crisis and he will sack all federal workers. As chairman of National council on privatization, he sold government companies to his fronts and cronies and sacked all existing staff without paying them kobo. Truly, Old habits die hard.
The Buhari you voted for, as he ever employed anyone? Reason it bro
Politics › Re: Atiku Sacks 46 Staff Of Gotel Communications On May Day by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On May 01, 2020
Lipscomb:
Imagine this bastard that want to rule Nigeria. He can't even manage his company. Useless man.

All this company shall be confiscate Because its belong to federal republic of Nigeria.
Who has Buhari ever employed??

At least this guy has fed some Nigerians
Politics › Re: Atiku Sacks 46 Staff Of Gotel Communications On May Day by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On May 01, 2020
Yenefer:
Atiku is a bad person
How??

Does Buhari employ anyone??
Politics › Re: Atiku Sacks 46 Staff Of Gotel Communications On May Day by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On May 01, 2020
Good.

Some of them that should have voted Atiku, so that his business can be running, ran around and vote Buhari who has no single investment in the country and doesn't employ anyone...

So during this pandemic, you still blame Atiku.
Career › Re: As A Child Then, What Was Your Dream Profession And What Are You Today? by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On May 01, 2020
Wanted to be a footballer

Now a mechanical engineer, and an educationist
Career › Re: SEPLAT To Lay Off 80% Of Their Staff. Remaining 20% To Take A 70% Pay Cut by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On May 01, 2020
A whole seplat? What's happening....
Health › Re: Osagie Ehanire To Nigerians: “Donate Your Buildings As Isolation Centres” by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On May 01, 2020
Hypocrite...

Why not start from yours, then trickle it down to tinubu, kalu, gej, Buhari etc?
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On May 01, 2020
demmie1:
Taa! There's nothing like that
Dreamer... Better wake up to reality. Many people wish there isn't a lake of fire, but God cannot lie
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Access Bank Plc Video, Dangote Cement Plc - Why It Will Only Get Worst by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On May 01, 2020
At least Dangote didn't sack
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On May 01, 2020
demmie1:
Why didn't God just destroy Satan instead of the innocent creations Satan keep corrupting.
And sending to the lake of fire
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:47pm On May 01, 2020
kingxsamz:
You and that guy are confused.
You're both on the same page.
Please tell us how it's possible for a man to part the sea using a stick so people can walk through it.
The same way it is possible for someone to say, in the name of Jesus, rise and walk to a cripple and he would stand.

The same way it is possible for the master to say to the wind and waves, peace be still, and it occured

The same way a man of God can tell a woman without womb to conceive and she did

The same way God gave you brain, a soul, a conscience and reasoning ability, which man has photocopied into inventing computers, AIs and other great discoveries
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:42pm On May 01, 2020
kingxsamz:
What evidence?
I'd like to see the evidence. cheesy
Dum atheist. You are proof that God exist
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On May 01, 2020
kingxsamz:
If you're the one doing all the talking, and your god is just there watching in silence, that should tell u something... Your God isn't capable of revealing himself because he doesn't exist.
Jesus Christ is the perfect Revelation of God.
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:32pm On May 01, 2020
foshe36:
Its a pity son of man refuses to learn.
for those questioning how they came about the number of years, Read about radiometric dating or radiocarbon dating.
If you don't have a little knowledge of chemistry you might find it hard to understand what isotopes means and how they are unstable.

Also for those who are being shielded from learning, life has existed on planet earth for 3 times, dinosaur are the second and humans are third, no humans when dinosaurs existed, evidence shows that all fossils of dinosaur dated back to the same time meaning they all died at the same moment by burning which scientific research uncovered to be an asteroid hit planet earth and wiped more than 90% of life on earth, some borrow animals survive and crocodile and sharkes are all relatives of dinosaur as they survived the blast.

And those questions about earth age.. scientists dated the oldest rocks on earth with majority found in Canada and Greenland dated back to 4.5 billion years, correlating to the the age of rocks from the moon and ages of over 70 meteorites that have fallen on earth. all these astronomical bodies, earth, moon, asteroid and meteorites which are all formed from a same dusty cloud that emerges from a supernover predicted to happened 4.8 to 5.2 billion years ago.
A supernover is a big explosion of a giant start that gave birth to our solar system including the sun. Don't doubt all these processes because these are processes that is being observed every now and then, scientists are always watching from their giant telescopes and scanning every inch of the space every seconds of every day for all these phenomenon, and they are seeing things happening out there, you can only know if you seek. If you don't know birth if a star was observed last year by scientists last year 2019.

To relief myself of typing a text book, google is your friend. Ask questions.
Mhen, actually science predicted the universe to have been formed 14, billion years ago... Mhen, that's a long time Sha...
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:27pm On May 01, 2020
dazzlingd:
Very correct, to the limit of your IQ
Lol... My athiest brother.. always trying to deny the power of God grin, yet defeated
Science/Technology › Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On May 01, 2020
dazzlingd:
Bible is very interesting.

The bible god made plants before sun....
The bible god spent 5 days to create planet earth and 1 day to create the rest of the universe.
The bible god made the moon a light to govern the night and sun to govern the day....
The bible god obviously failed physics
Lies.
1. Sun was created before plants
2. Yes, nothing is too hard for God
3. It's you who do not understand physics, how does the moon glow, haven't you read about rotation of the sun and the moon, or revolution ni?
4. God is the author is science. Creation of homo sapiens is a proof

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