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Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Apr 08, 2020
IpobAntidote:
Keep day dreaming, the same way Atiku was cummmin. I beg park well.
But but Bernie Sanders promised us free everything, what are we going to do now grin

U better support Trump for betterment of we the moslems
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 4:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
Another Trump victory... Thank God
Sports › Re: Arsenal New Boy William Saliba Joins Ronaldo And Messi In ‘world’s Top Three’ Af by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Apr 08, 2020
Cristiano own was classier grin

I expected Messi to do this challenge
Travel › Re: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by Jokerman(m): 8:58am On Apr 08, 2020
The same Chinese some people are praying for to be world power.... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 7:41am On Apr 08, 2020
kingxsamz:
Hulk Hogan believes in God, therefore God exists.

Dumb Nairaland user. undecided
Hulk is more well versed than you in a lot of things I believe...
Christianity Etc › Re: Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 7:40am On Apr 08, 2020
OtemAtum:
You see, Hulk Hogan is trying to gain the hearts of small minds like you. I won't be surprised if he eventually opens a mega church and have many sheeple followers within a twinkling of an eye. Jehovah is already in his spiritual cage, even Hulk Hogan with all his power cannot fetch him out until the year 3017 when he will be released from his cage.
Stop this your Nairaland clownish... Repent,be saved and be converted
Phones › Re: NEW MTN 4GB For 1000 Valid 30days Legit by Jokerman(m): 1:10am On Apr 08, 2020
KrazzyAndy:
Lmaooo grin grin currently on 20gb for 3k5
Y'all still in 2019 tongue
Code
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 07, 2020
SamConquer:
whether you are a Hater or Lover of Money Heist,there is something you can't deny and that is the sexy fact that Money heist is a Global Sensation. Only GOT had such rave.

From its remarkable Costume to its fantastic theme song Money Heist is a Phenomenon.

From Neymar JR to Justin Skye to millions of Money Heist fans tweet that were tweeted worldwide the day season 4 was released,do you need the validation of some CW fans on Nairaland?lol..I mean people who watch Flash and arrow in 2020 grin

Supergirl nko grin
Politics › Re: Only Buhari Can Determine Extension Of Lockdown In Lagos, FCT – FG by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Apr 07, 2020
Please give us 1 week so that we can do some side huzzles and use banks... Biko grin
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Apr 07, 2020
Well... Jesus is my only hope.

I believe him more now when he said, "don't lay up treasures where they can be destroyed"

It's making me a better Christian

I love my wife more kiss

Self employment is best
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Apr 07, 2020
michaellovaldo:
It is opening my prospects eyes to the opportunities I've been showing them in longrich
Now they want to join because they now know one stream of earning is never enough
Longrich... Another binomo kind of investment??
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On Apr 07, 2020
Favour22amaka:
seriously. Men ain’t worth it. Cutting so many persons off after this shit.
Lol.... Awon sidechick Lamentations grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 1:23pm On Apr 07, 2020
If someone like this believes in Jesus and God, then I wonder what hungry atheists on Nairaland are thinking , and the dumb otem
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 1:21pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
It is ur list....4 u alone
Not 4 d world
Yes... Of I ask you to list your top 10 now, your bias mind will put Messi in number 1 grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
Okay....with ur logic, it means
Zidane is far greater than Ronaldo
Rivaldo. ". ". "
Ronaldinho
Kaka
Etc
??
This is my list of greater ever players

Pele
Maradona

Zidane
Delima
Cristiano
Messi (until he win something for Argentina grin)

Cryuff
Ronaldinho
Beckenbauer
Di stephano
Christianity Etc › Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 1:04pm On Apr 07, 2020
Mr. America isn't normally quiet with his opinions on various issues, opinions which have previously got him in a fair bit of trouble, and it seems that the wrestling icon has decided to speak out on the ongoing coronavirus crisis.

Comparing the current pandemic to the biblical 'plagues of Egypt' and insisting that God has 'taken away everything we worship', Hogan took to Instagram to spread the word.

"God said, 'you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the stadiums. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers. You want to worship actors, I will shut down theatres.


"You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You don't want to go to church and worship Me, I will make it where you can't go to church.

Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:50pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
All these players u mentioned all won the world cup except sneidjet.
How can modric b more recognised dan dem... reason well na
Hmmmm ok.... Since they didn't win the golden ball na.... grin... Buh I get you now though grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:42pm On Apr 07, 2020
light099:
Alright, he's a top player indeed.
He isn't a top player and he was transferred to Madrid with highest transfer amount at the time, infront of the highest ever unveiling attendance for a player (breaking Maradona record at Napoli),... Lol, and you say he isn't a top player... You Barca fans are clowns grin
Sports › Re: Messi Move To Inter Milan Not Possible – Barcelona by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On Apr 07, 2020
Lol.... Why had he not tried??

Even Pele played at New York Cosmos
Romance › Re: Not Only 144, 000 Will Be Be Saved Please. See Why by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Apr 07, 2020
Incrizz:
This is the verse referenced for rapture:


Mathew 24:
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

But check verse 37 of that same Mathew 24,

The rapture described in verses 40-41 was caused by verses 37

Mathew 24: 37

"36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

The rapture in verses 40 & 41 is caused by the COMING OF THE SON OF MAN.
Without Jesus apperance, there can be no rapture!

As also described in Thessalonians 4:16,

"1 Thessalonians 4:16
"16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."

Without Jesus apperance, there can be no rapture!


The tribulation is what will cause the love of many, who aren't watching to wax cold.

Revelation 3:10,
Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I will also keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell in the earth.

We shall all be tested!

Pass your test!

We get raptured when Christ appears and we get caught up with Him in the air (for those of us still alive by then).

Because from the Bible, we get caught up, or vanish, when we get caught up with Him in the air.

If Jesus doesn't show up, there CANNOT be a "rapturing"!

OR, are you suggesting Jesus will come three times?
By three times I mean:
-His birth
-before tribulation and
-after tribulation?

Because, everytime -Scripture refers to rapture, it is in connection with the appearance of JESUS!


Kachi11061998
Wolgrace
Yorubakinging
Judedwriter
Righteousness89

The rapture will not happen till after the tribulation as stated clearly in verse 3 below:

2 Thess 2:1-3

Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,

2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
You are right, tribulation precedes the rapture... Even St Paul said somewhere, "it is with great tribulation, we'd see the kingdom of God"... God will help is during those times... Amen!!
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:27pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
Do u know something common about each of these players excluding Ronaldo??
Dey all proved dem selves in d world cup by winning best player of the tournament.

With or without a world cup? Do u know dat Modric is more recognised in world cup competition than ronaldo can eva be??
If ronaldo got the world cup finals, he might have won the best player, who knows, like how Messi and modric won theirs.....

Lol....modric?? So modric is more recognized than these names in world cup too....

Miroslav Klose
Andrea Pirlo
Francesco totti
Andreas Iniesta
Xavi Hernandez
Maldini
Sergio Ramos
Ronaldinho
Cafu
Mesut oezil
Thomas Muller
Wesley sneijder
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
Use this same logic of urs to judge maradona and tell me y u think e is above ronaldo
World cup
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
Why doesn't dat logic apply to pele and Maradona na... Lógic man
Oga Pele never played in Europe but he won the equivalent of the UCL in his time at Santos...(Copa libertadores)... And 3 world cups.... That's why he's the greatest....

The reason why Ronaldo is greater than Messi is national team trophy grin...


For a player of Messi Calibre and greatness, he ought to have won 1, even if it's Copa America
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:08pm On Apr 07, 2020
light099:
You didn't get my explanation. I'm not saying it's luck in that context you interpreting it, because Ronaldo worked hard to be where he is. Every footballer on the field has talent for football, that's why they're there on the field except that most players are not different from others, only very few are exceptional. So, Ronaldo on the average is talented and skilful like every other average player but his selling point is that he can score far more than an average player. That's how he has been able to achieve that much.
This whole issue is clear, but in life, we all have rights to choose whatever we like. The only thing is that, when I obviously see the correct answer, why should I pick otherwise?
That's where I'm correcting you, oga, ronaldo is not average... He's always been up up and up ever since he stepped into the football... He was never average... He was never average... Did Madrid buy him for his goals?? Without goals, Ronaldo is a top player....
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
Oga sir, in world cup and champions League, which one is greater?? undecided lipsrsealed undecided
Ronaldo de lima won two world cups...
If dat is not greater than Zidane winning a world cup and a champions League, den i don't knw wat to tell u
Ronaldo delima also won two balon d ors..na wa o.
What do u think is one of d reasons y people rate pele so highhuh.....na 3 world cups wey e carry.... U dey hear me??




And 4 dis ur reason,
Ronaldo

EPL best player
Laliga best player
SerieA best player

Messi

Laliga best player

It's just too lame

Is Ronaldo also better than pele or Maradona because e won best player in epl, laliga and serie A and dey didn'thuh
If ur answer is yes, den I'm done arguing with u
Lol... No.

Pele is the greatest player of a time, followed by Maradona.

I'm only comparing Ronaldo and Messi because they are era -mates grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
This really shows u don't watch football or read it's news and only talk from hearsay...
U say Messi's fans always find a way to pull out stats for chances created, key passes, even a new one..."pre-assist".
If u must know, unlike u, no one is pulling out any stats.
If u read football news, u shud u know abt Opta Sports, It is d official data partner of premier League, EFL, laliga, MLS, sky sports, arsenal, etc...They provide sports data, analytics and stats to make fans more interested and feel d game and they provide these player stats

Now, u'v admitted dat dat site isn't credible and no one else recognizes dat stat even in d internet..

Again, u say, At least the video of Ronaldos’ is available to check...now u'v shifted to video, it's no longer onlinehuh....how lame

U are asking me to go and rewatch manutd vs benfica 2006 full match to confirm if Ronaldo truely made 20 successful dribbles....how lame again.
They're pple whose jobs are to do dat officially.

Again, u are still on d topic dat it's messi fault dat e didn't win copa America 2016....
They man missed a penalty...d opponent also missed
But another Argentina player missed again- Bigla
Ronaldo fans dont blame Bigla, why messi...u guys are just bitter and unreasonable

Copa America 2015, Messi scored a penalty but his teammates missed two, is it also Messi's fault??
For ur information.... Someone must lost a penalty for d opponent to win.... it's a thing of luck...stop talking like an amateur...arrrgh

Listen, about Ronaldo's penalty misses, no one is blaming him, penalties are 50 50 chances....or do u hear anyone blame ronaldo 4 missing penalty...i just brought dat up to show u dat even great players miss penalties...

And about the world spiteful, if u no sabi English,
According to the Oxford learners dictionary (2020),
Spiteful means behaving in an unkind way in order to hurt or upset someone.
Example- The teacher made spiteful little jokes about my mother to upset me
Do i need to remind u dat u ronaldo fans are only saying all these rubbish to upset or annoy messi fans
Messi is to blame for Argentina woes. How can you call yourself a great player and you country appeared in 4 finals, and you lost all??

You need to have a paradigm shift grin

Zidane appeared in 3 finals, won 2
Delima appeared in 3 finals, won 2
Cronaldo appear in 3 finals, win 2
Maradona appeared in 2 finals, won 1
Pele appeared in 4 finals, won 3
Messi appeared in 4 finals, won nothing... And you are here making mouth... grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Apr 07, 2020
light099:
Ok, Ronaldo has gotten so much into your mind you just looking for all ways to defend him. Maybe by your definition of what 'greater' means, let's assume according to you Ronaldo is greater because he achieved more, but if we want to pick the overall best player, Messi is the best and that's what we're concerned about. It will be a disgrace to the whole world with all talents world is blessed with if we all come here saying Ronaldo is the best player because he was lucky to able to achieve a lot by scoring a lot.
Any wack can struggle hard and get many awards in life. A wack girl can be crowned most beautiful girl and achieve a lot and according to your definition might be the greatest. That's why the so called 'greatness' is not often used in serious rating, experts rather use more genuine criteria in picking the best.
If we want to use your definition of 'greatness' to rate everything in life, that means the wrong people will keep getting the prize most times.
You see why I say you are a Ronaldo hater?? So everything Ronaldo acheived is luck...?? He has no talent, he isn't skillful, he doesn't know how to play football??
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Apr 07, 2020
Techiekingee:
Zidane is greater dan delima....u just confirmed u'v bin taking dat drug again...

Oga, I'm asking u again...gv us ur little explanation 4 ronaldo being greater dan messi na let me shock u
Lol...
Zidane

WC
Euros
UCL
3 FIFA best player
Laliga best player
SerieA best player
WC golden ball
Euros golden ball
1 european best player (ballondor)
Ligue 1 best player
Best french player of all time
Golden foot award
Uefa best player of the year

Ronaldo de Lima

2 world cup
2 Copa America
0 UCL
3 FIFA best player
COPA America golden ball
2 European best player (ballondor)
1 FIFA golden ball
SerieA Best player
Laliga best player
Golden foot award
Uefa best player of the year

As you can, zidane pips delima because of his 0 UCL ....

Ronaldo

EPL best player
Laliga best player
SerieA best player

Messi

Laliga best player
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 8:38am On Apr 07, 2020
light099:
Ok, which lies again? We all know the truth bro, and this issue is a glaring one, so let's forget sentiment. We all have one reason or another to like Ronaldo but that should not make our judgment bias.
If we're talking about the best scorer, it's a close competition and so either can be picked; But if we're talking specifically about overall 'best', then there's not even the slightest competition about this because the best is too obvious.
If I ask you how you pick overall best now, you will start writing Epistles upon Epistles... I'm not telling you Messi is not the better player on the pitch I'm saying Ronaldo is just greater when it comes to football as a whole..... Greatness is determined by what youve acheived and this is still why Pele and Maradona still tops Messi and Ronaldo, and also why Zidane tops Delima, or why Ronaldo tops cryuff.. Greatness is why Kanu tops Okocha(we all know Okocha is a better footballer than Kanu) greatness is why Ferguson and Mou still tops Guardiola... Ronaldinho is a better by far footballer than Ronaldo, buh Ronaldo is already greater than ronaldinho when it comes to football... Hope you understand??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:47pm On Apr 06, 2020
Godx:
If you are not comfortable with people opinion and choice then keep shut. For the fact you think your choice is the right one just shows are myopic you are.
I didn't try to impose my opinion on people..I'm just against lying Messi sharks grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Apr 06, 2020
Imagine someone picking MSN over MXI... Even I a non Barcelona player knows the truth... If not for Jose, that team would have won back to back to back UCL.... grin

Imagine someone picking Suarez over Eto'o just because the former serves Messi like a feeding bottle grin... Eto'o that change Barcelona fortunes with ronaldinho and Deco... Ok o...

Iniesta > Laudrup anyday....

Messi fans though... Another one is still talking about Ronaldo... Wetin he do una grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
FirstbornWds:
..


Bros. MSN was way above the MXI. While the latter help retained dominance, the former refined, rebranded and sold it off with a more daring appearance.

Messi, Xavi, and Iniesta were a force to reckon with but e n reach MSN level abeg.
You are just a Messi fan not a Barcelona fan... You, astark, techiekingee

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