Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
IpobAntidote: Keep day dreaming, the same way Atiku was cummmin. I beg park well. But but Bernie Sanders promised us free everything, what are we going to do now  U better support Trump for betterment of we the moslems |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 4:40pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Another Trump victory... Thank God |
Sports › Re: Arsenal New Boy William Saliba Joins Ronaldo And Messi In ‘world’s Top Three’ Af by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Cristiano own was classier  I expected Messi to do this challenge |
Travel › Re: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by Jokerman(m): 8:58am On Apr 08, 2020 |
The same Chinese some people are praying for to be world power....  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 7:41am On Apr 08, 2020 |
kingxsamz: Hulk Hogan believes in God, therefore God exists.
Dumb Nairaland user.  Hulk is more well versed than you in a lot of things I believe... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 7:40am On Apr 08, 2020 |
OtemAtum: You see, Hulk Hogan is trying to gain the hearts of small minds like you. I won't be surprised if he eventually opens a mega church and have many sheeple followers within a twinkling of an eye. Jehovah is already in his spiritual cage, even Hulk Hogan with all his power cannot fetch him out until the year 3017 when he will be released from his cage. Stop this your Nairaland clownish... Repent,be saved and be converted |
Phones › Re: NEW MTN 4GB For 1000 Valid 30days Legit by Jokerman(m): 1:10am On Apr 08, 2020 |
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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
SamConquer: whether you are a Hater or Lover of Money Heist,there is something you can't deny and that is the sexy fact that Money heist is a Global Sensation. Only GOT had such rave.
From its remarkable Costume to its fantastic theme song Money Heist is a Phenomenon.
From Neymar JR to Justin Skye to millions of Money Heist fans tweet that were tweeted worldwide the day season 4 was released,do you need the validation of some CW fans on Nairaland?lol..I mean people who watch Flash and arrow in 2020 
Supergirl nko  |
Politics › Re: Only Buhari Can Determine Extension Of Lockdown In Lagos, FCT – FG by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Please give us 1 week so that we can do some side huzzles and use banks... Biko  |
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Well... Jesus is my only hope. I believe him more now when he said, "don't lay up treasures where they can be destroyed" It's making me a better Christian I love my wife more  Self employment is best |
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
michaellovaldo: It is opening my prospects eyes to the opportunities I've been showing them in longrich Now they want to join because they now know one stream of earning is never enough Longrich... Another binomo kind of investment?? |
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Favour22amaka: seriously. Men ain’t worth it. Cutting so many persons off after this shit. Lol.... Awon sidechick Lamentations  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 1:23pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
If someone like this believes in Jesus and God, then I wonder what hungry atheists on Nairaland are thinking , and the dumb otem |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 1:21pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: It is ur list....4 u alone Not 4 d world Yes... Of I ask you to list your top 10 now, your bias mind will put Messi in number 1  |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: Okay....with ur logic, it means Zidane is far greater than Ronaldo Rivaldo. ". ". " Ronaldinho Kaka Etc ?? This is my list of greater ever players Pele Maradona Zidane Delima Cristiano Messi (until he win something for Argentina  ) Cryuff Ronaldinho Beckenbauer Di stephano |
Christianity Etc › Hulk Hogan Claims Coronavirus Is An Act Of God And That We Don't Need A Vaccine by Jokerman(op): 1:04pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Mr. America isn't normally quiet with his opinions on various issues, opinions which have previously got him in a fair bit of trouble, and it seems that the wrestling icon has decided to speak out on the ongoing coronavirus crisis.
Comparing the current pandemic to the biblical 'plagues of Egypt' and insisting that God has 'taken away everything we worship', Hogan took to Instagram to spread the word.
"God said, 'you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the stadiums. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers. You want to worship actors, I will shut down theatres.
"You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You don't want to go to church and worship Me, I will make it where you can't go to church.
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Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:50pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: All these players u mentioned all won the world cup except sneidjet. How can modric b more recognised dan dem... reason well na Hmmmm ok.... Since they didn't win the golden ball na....  ... Buh I get you now though  |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:42pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
light099: Alright, he's a top player indeed. He isn't a top player and he was transferred to Madrid with highest transfer amount at the time, infront of the highest ever unveiling attendance for a player (breaking Maradona record at Napoli),... Lol, and you say he isn't a top player... You Barca fans are clowns  |
Sports › Re: Messi Move To Inter Milan Not Possible – Barcelona by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Lol.... Why had he not tried??
Even Pele played at New York Cosmos |
Romance › Re: Not Only 144, 000 Will Be Be Saved Please. See Why by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Incrizz: This is the verse referenced for rapture:
Mathew 24: 40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
But check verse 37 of that same Mathew 24,
The rapture described in verses 40-41 was caused by verses 37
Mathew 24: 37
"36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
The rapture in verses 40 & 41 is caused by the COMING OF THE SON OF MAN. Without Jesus apperance, there can be no rapture!
As also described in Thessalonians 4:16,
"1 Thessalonians 4:16 "16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."
Without Jesus apperance, there can be no rapture!
The tribulation is what will cause the love of many, who aren't watching to wax cold.
Revelation 3:10, Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I will also keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell in the earth.
We shall all be tested!
Pass your test!
We get raptured when Christ appears and we get caught up with Him in the air (for those of us still alive by then).
Because from the Bible, we get caught up, or vanish, when we get caught up with Him in the air.
If Jesus doesn't show up, there CANNOT be a "rapturing"!
OR, are you suggesting Jesus will come three times? By three times I mean: -His birth -before tribulation and -after tribulation?
Because, everytime -Scripture refers to rapture, it is in connection with the appearance of JESUS!
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The rapture will not happen till after the tribulation as stated clearly in verse 3 below:
2 Thess 2:1-3
Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,
2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; You are right, tribulation precedes the rapture... Even St Paul said somewhere, "it is with great tribulation, we'd see the kingdom of God"... God will help is during those times... Amen!! |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:27pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: Do u know something common about each of these players excluding Ronaldo?? Dey all proved dem selves in d world cup by winning best player of the tournament.
With or without a world cup? Do u know dat Modric is more recognised in world cup competition than ronaldo can eva be?? If ronaldo got the world cup finals, he might have won the best player, who knows, like how Messi and modric won theirs..... Lol....modric?? So modric is more recognized than these names in world cup too.... Miroslav Klose Andrea Pirlo Francesco totti Andreas Iniesta Xavi Hernandez Maldini Sergio Ramos Ronaldinho Cafu Mesut oezil Thomas Muller Wesley sneijder |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: Use this same logic of urs to judge maradona and tell me y u think e is above ronaldo World cup |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: Why doesn't dat logic apply to pele and Maradona na... Lógic man Oga Pele never played in Europe but he won the equivalent of the UCL in his time at Santos...(Copa libertadores)... And 3 world cups.... That's why he's the greatest.... The reason why Ronaldo is greater than Messi is national team trophy  ... For a player of Messi Calibre and greatness, he ought to have won 1, even if it's Copa America |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:08pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
light099: You didn't get my explanation. I'm not saying it's luck in that context you interpreting it, because Ronaldo worked hard to be where he is. Every footballer on the field has talent for football, that's why they're there on the field except that most players are not different from others, only very few are exceptional. So, Ronaldo on the average is talented and skilful like every other average player but his selling point is that he can score far more than an average player. That's how he has been able to achieve that much. This whole issue is clear, but in life, we all have rights to choose whatever we like. The only thing is that, when I obviously see the correct answer, why should I pick otherwise? That's where I'm correcting you, oga, ronaldo is not average... He's always been up up and up ever since he stepped into the football... He was never average... He was never average... Did Madrid buy him for his goals?? Without goals, Ronaldo is a top player.... |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 12:05pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
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Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: This really shows u don't watch football or read it's news and only talk from hearsay... U say Messi's fans always find a way to pull out stats for chances created, key passes, even a new one..."pre-assist". If u must know, unlike u, no one is pulling out any stats. If u read football news, u shud u know abt Opta Sports, It is d official data partner of premier League, EFL, laliga, MLS, sky sports, arsenal, etc...They provide sports data, analytics and stats to make fans more interested and feel d game and they provide these player stats
Now, u'v admitted dat dat site isn't credible and no one else recognizes dat stat even in d internet..
Again, u say, At least the video of Ronaldos’ is available to check...now u'v shifted to video, it's no longer online ....how lame
U are asking me to go and rewatch manutd vs benfica 2006 full match to confirm if Ronaldo truely made 20 successful dribbles....how lame again. They're pple whose jobs are to do dat officially.
Again, u are still on d topic dat it's messi fault dat e didn't win copa America 2016.... They man missed a penalty...d opponent also missed But another Argentina player missed again- Bigla Ronaldo fans dont blame Bigla, why messi...u guys are just bitter and unreasonable
Copa America 2015, Messi scored a penalty but his teammates missed two, is it also Messi's fault?? For ur information.... Someone must lost a penalty for d opponent to win.... it's a thing of luck...stop talking like an amateur...arrrgh
Listen, about Ronaldo's penalty misses, no one is blaming him, penalties are 50 50 chances....or do u hear anyone blame ronaldo 4 missing penalty...i just brought dat up to show u dat even great players miss penalties...
And about the world spiteful, if u no sabi English, According to the Oxford learners dictionary (2020), Spiteful means behaving in an unkind way in order to hurt or upset someone. Example- The teacher made spiteful little jokes about my mother to upset me Do i need to remind u dat u ronaldo fans are only saying all these rubbish to upset or annoy messi fans Messi is to blame for Argentina woes. How can you call yourself a great player and you country appeared in 4 finals, and you lost all?? You need to have a paradigm shift  Zidane appeared in 3 finals, won 2 Delima appeared in 3 finals, won 2 Cronaldo appear in 3 finals, win 2 Maradona appeared in 2 finals, won 1 Pele appeared in 4 finals, won 3 Messi appeared in 4 finals, won nothing... And you are here making mouth...  |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Apr 07, 2020 |
light099: Ok, Ronaldo has gotten so much into your mind you just looking for all ways to defend him. Maybe by your definition of what 'greater' means, let's assume according to you Ronaldo is greater because he achieved more, but if we want to pick the overall best player, Messi is the best and that's what we're concerned about. It will be a disgrace to the whole world with all talents world is blessed with if we all come here saying Ronaldo is the best player because he was lucky to able to achieve a lot by scoring a lot. Any wack can struggle hard and get many awards in life. A wack girl can be crowned most beautiful girl and achieve a lot and according to your definition might be the greatest. That's why the so called 'greatness' is not often used in serious rating, experts rather use more genuine criteria in picking the best. If we want to use your definition of 'greatness' to rate everything in life, that means the wrong people will keep getting the prize most times. You see why I say you are a Ronaldo hater?? So everything Ronaldo acheived is luck...?? He has no talent, he isn't skillful, he doesn't know how to play football?? |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Apr 07, 2020 |
Techiekingee: Zidane is greater dan delima....u just confirmed u'v bin taking dat drug again...
Oga, I'm asking u again...gv us ur little explanation 4 ronaldo being greater dan messi na let me shock u Lol... Zidane WC Euros UCL 3 FIFA best player Laliga best player SerieA best player WC golden ball Euros golden ball 1 european best player (ballondor) Ligue 1 best player Best french player of all time Golden foot award Uefa best player of the year Ronaldo de Lima 2 world cup 2 Copa America 0 UCL 3 FIFA best player COPA America golden ball 2 European best player (ballondor) 1 FIFA golden ball SerieA Best player Laliga best player Golden foot award Uefa best player of the year As you can, zidane pips delima because of his 0 UCL .... Ronaldo EPL best player Laliga best player SerieA best player Messi Laliga best player |
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 8:38am On Apr 07, 2020 |
light099: Ok, which lies again? We all know the truth bro, and this issue is a glaring one, so let's forget sentiment. We all have one reason or another to like Ronaldo but that should not make our judgment bias. If we're talking about the best scorer, it's a close competition and so either can be picked; But if we're talking specifically about overall 'best', then there's not even the slightest competition about this because the best is too obvious. If I ask you how you pick overall best now, you will start writing Epistles upon Epistles... I'm not telling you Messi is not the better player on the pitch I'm saying Ronaldo is just greater when it comes to football as a whole..... Greatness is determined by what youve acheived and this is still why Pele and Maradona still tops Messi and Ronaldo, and also why Zidane tops Delima, or why Ronaldo tops cryuff.. Greatness is why Kanu tops Okocha(we all know Okocha is a better footballer than Kanu) greatness is why Ferguson and Mou still tops Guardiola... Ronaldinho is a better by far footballer than Ronaldo, buh Ronaldo is already greater than ronaldinho when it comes to football... Hope you understand?? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:47pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
Godx: If you are not comfortable with people opinion and choice then keep shut. For the fact you think your choice is the right one just shows are myopic you are. I didn't try to impose my opinion on people..I'm just against lying Messi sharks  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
Imagine someone picking MSN over MXI... Even I a non Barcelona player knows the truth... If not for Jose, that team would have won back to back to back UCL....  Imagine someone picking Suarez over Eto'o just because the former serves Messi like a feeding bottle  ... Eto'o that change Barcelona fortunes with ronaldinho and Deco... Ok o... Iniesta > Laudrup anyday.... Messi fans though... Another one is still talking about Ronaldo... Wetin he do una  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
FirstbornWds: ..
Bros. MSN was way above the MXI. While the latter help retained dominance, the former refined, rebranded and sold it off with a more daring appearance.
Messi, Xavi, and Iniesta were a force to reckon with but e n reach MSN level abeg. You are just a Messi fan not a Barcelona fan... You, astark, techiekingee |