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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Fans Will Drink Sniper After Seeing This Photo by Jokerman(m): 9:11am On Apr 10, 2020
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On Apr 10, 2020
Lol..... grin

So Xavi liked the picture grin grin grin cheesy

I hope they won't chase Rakitic outta uefalona
Celebrities › Re: Popular Child-star Gospel Singer Barbara Aduba Turns Pastor by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Apr 10, 2020
This lady was a good gospel singer... My guy for hostel den no dey let us rest... Everytime Barbara Barbara, Barbara.... CFI fellowship though shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 5:08am On Apr 10, 2020
Maximus69:
Born again simply means Christians God chose with the spirit to become corulers with Jesus in heaven.

They must be born of water, baptized in water as Christians and baptized in the spirit just as the 120 at Pentecost.

Faithful servants of God and the remaining Christians will live on earth forever while those born of the spirit (born again) will be transformed into their spirit body with which they can get access to heaven!

That's all!
Wrong.

Being born again means being a NEW CREATURE in Christ Jesus.

Read 1 Cor 5:17..." If any man be in Christ, he's a new creature, old things are passed away and behold all things are become new"

John 3:3... " Except a man be born again, he can't see the kingdom of God"

John 3:16.... "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish but have eternal life"

Born of water means...cleansed and sanctified by the word of God.
Also you are write about baptism and the holy spirit

Finally, do not be deceived, this Earth will pass away as it will be melted by a fiery fire, and God will create a new Earth... See what St Peter said in his book...
"

2 Peter 3:10-13 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness"...

See what was revealed to apostle John the beloved in the book of Revelation...
"Revelation 21:1-5: And I saw a new HEAVEN and a new Earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful"

The only time Christians (born again) will dominate the Earth is during the 1000 years of Jesus's reign when the devil would be bound.

Do not be deceived bro. Study God's word
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 4:53am On Apr 10, 2020
Also read Matthew 27:51-53... When Jesus arise on the 3rd day, many saints who couldn't enter into the kingdom all arose with the Lord Jesus Christ.... Read below....
"Matthew 27:50-53 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many."
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 4:48am On Apr 10, 2020
Maximus69:
So why did you jump into the lagoon if you don't know how to swim? undecided

If born again started with Jesus, then what happens to all the faithful servants of God before Jesus?

Since they are NOT born again, can they SEE the Kingdom of God?
Of cos. They worked by faith. Look at what St Write in the book of Hebrews 11... The elders obtained a good report..... Especially read verse 13-16.......

Sports › Re: Ronaldo Fans Will Drink Sniper After Seeing This Photo by Jokerman(m): 4:05am On Apr 10, 2020
Lol...

Family › Re: My Landlord Does House Chores For His Children, Fetches Water For Them by Jokerman(m): 8:12pm On Apr 09, 2020
Idoma man abi?? Na so Dem be o...

Benue and kogi. The men behave like people with loose screws up there...

I'm not joking... It's a fact
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by Jokerman(m): 7:56pm On Apr 09, 2020
mumjee:
Nigerians and our mentality.....the church gives we complain,they don't give we still complain.
There are some things not done right. The money and food will be better to their members...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Apr 09, 2020
grin

Barca fans attacking Rakitic on social media

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Apr 09, 2020
I love that rakitic's post.... grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dumps Luxurious Mansion For £3,500-a-week Rented Apartment by Jokerman(m): 4:56pm On Apr 09, 2020
We the football loving fans are just waiting for Juventus to win the UCL , because they've suffered a lot in Europe
Christianity Etc › Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Apr 09, 2020
Jeromejnr:
Why do you guys answer these people?
Lol... Dey haven't known them ni cheesy
Sports › Re: Barcelona Fans Upset With Ivan Rakitic Because Of His Recent Instagram Post. by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On Apr 09, 2020
Messi ass lickers on the prowl grin
Sports › Re: Barcelona Fans Upset With Ivan Rakitic Because Of His Recent Instagram Post. by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Apr 09, 2020
Lol... Wetin the retired one dey do for grass so angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Beat My Wife by Jokerman(m): 12:51pm On Apr 09, 2020
My God, many people go kolomental fully for this lockdown grin
Christianity Etc › Re: A Part Of The Book Of Revelation That People Dont Talk About by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Apr 09, 2020
Children of God who passed through the great tribulation and still stood for God, even unto death.. these are the ones who will reign with Christ a thousand years on Earth after the Devil has been bound....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Top 3 Powerful Header In Football History by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Apr 09, 2020
See height my God... grin

Even Jan koller angry.. no fit jump like these

Tell me why this guy is not the goat bikonu... Doing things many players cannot do...

We have many players that can assists, can dribble, can create chances, can run, can play through passes etc, buh no player can do all these jumps...( Koller, bierhoff, vieri, Crespo, batistuta, Drogba, Ruud boy... Etc, who) grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 12:07pm On Apr 09, 2020
Righteousness89... grin your needed here
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 11:57am On Apr 09, 2020
Maximus69:
Listen to learn, your Pastors are only after your money, they don't care a bit about salvation because they don't believe in it neither will they allow you to be saved!

If you think you know the real meaning of BORN AGAIN

Answer these questions!

Jesus said one must be born of water and spirit to be become a born again.

So

(1)What's the meaning of being born of water and spirit?

(2)Were pre-christians servants of God before John (the baptist) born again?

(3)Who initiated the idea of born again?

(4)When did the idea began? Who is the first to be born again?

(5)Was Adam a born again?

(6)Why must people be born again?

Don't use the assumptions of those misinformed churchgoers you give titles "Pastors" in your religious gatherings, use the scriptures to address each question! smiley
Bro I believe as children of God, as advised by St Paul, we shouldn't be arguing about God's word but rather we should make people come to the knowledge of truth, and also not the make the dumb atheists mock our Lord...

I rather argue and destroy the lies of Messi fans against Ronaldo.. however to answer your questions...

Firstly, being born again means being a NEW CREATURE- which means the person is dead to sin, self and unrighteousness- 1 Cor 5:17

1. Being born of water and the spirit of God- water here means the word of God (Ephesians 5:26 :"that he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word". The spirit here means holy Spirit.

2. There was nothing like prechristians.. Christian means a follower of Christ, hence they were called servants of God. In those days they offered sacrifices, and use blood of clean animals (dove, sheep etc) to sanctify themselves- (a sign of being renewed-born again)..buh when Jesus came he abolished all those at the cross of Calvary in John 19:30- it is finished.

3. Born again started with Jesus Christ. John the Baptist was just the forerunner of what Jesus would do. No wonder in John 1:28... " John said, behold the son of God that takes away the sin of the whole world. Only Jesus can make a person born again when the person decides (Rev 3:20- behold I stand at the door and knock, IF (decision) any man opens the door, I would come in to dine with him and him with Me)- hallelujah

4. Jesus Christ is the author and finisher if our faith. He's the first born of creation. Jesus Christ is our chief high priest. He reconciled us back to God. Hence he's the first, then the apostles as seen when the holy spirit came into them on the day of Pentecost. They now became born again (New beings) as they did good as the Lord and our master Jesus Christ.

5. Adam was not a born again. Jesus wasn't manifested then. Infact it was sin that made Adam lose the glory of God. Adam was the creature God wanted before the fall of man. Jesus is the author of being born again( being a new CREATURE- free from the manacles of sin, self and the devil)

6. People must be born again because the Lord Jesus Christ said so in John 3:3- "except a man be born again he can't see the kingdom of God", and St Paul said in 1 Cor 6:9-10, "know ye know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God.......... 11. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God".

I hope I have made a good explanation. You made me cry now typing this, as if I was running away from preaching...

May God bless pastor Lazarus Muoka for making me know the word of God.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 10:32am On Apr 09, 2020
Maximus69:
That's the result of misinformation my friend!

The word BORN AGAIN is as easy as moimoi and pap if only you use your brains while reading or listening to a reader and meditating afterwards!

"BORN" alone is enough to help you grasp the meaning at least to an extent.

Do you think the one BORN has a say on his/her birthplace, parents or date? cheesy

The same goes with BORN AGAIN, you can only decide to be one of Christ's followers but only God NOT even Jesus himself has a say on those who become part of his heavenly corulers (born again)! Matthew 20:20-23

That's why Revelation 14:1 says two names were written on their foreheads, the name of Jesus who taught them how to come closer to God and the name of the one who chooses them the same way he chose Jesus! Matthew 3:17 compare to Isaiah 42:1

Your Pastors know us because we are the ones who give Godly wisdom for FREE {Matthew 10:8 compare to Revelations 22:17} but they charge you 10% of your salary for the gibberish they're feeding you! Matthew 23:23 smiley
John 3:3.."Except a man is born again (of water and spirit), he can't see the kingdom of God".... A Christian is supposed to be born again...

When you accept Jesus into you life, you become anew, and you receive the power of sonship (John 1:12).... Being born again means being free from sin and unrighteous (1 Cor 5:17)... The man becomes new... (Born again)

If you are not born again on Earth (become like little children in God through the holy spirit by the power of the Lord Jesus Christ), no heaven for you.....

One you decide to follow Jesus, the holy Spirit makes you born again... It's a decision from a clean and contrite heart gotten through genuine repentance

The apostles, weren't they born again...?
Romance › Re: Truth Is Bitter, Rev. Oyakhilomeh Was Right About His COVID-19 Analysis. by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Apr 09, 2020
Of cos... Tyrese posted a video of 5G masts being installed in America amidst this lockdown
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 2:11am On Apr 09, 2020
Maximus69:
It refers to the little flock of Christians CHOSEN amongst the worldwide Organization of TRUE Christians to rule with Jesus in heaven! Luke 12:32

Their number is 144,000. Anybody can decide to become a Christian but you can't decide to become a born again, only God decides that! Revelations 14:1

God will end all these plagues but first the born agains must be gathered with Christ in heaven, that's why God's word said it's on their account that those evil days will be caught short! smiley
One can't decide to be born again?? Lol.. who taught you this fallacy??
Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Jokerman(m):
Ishilove:
I'm an old soul in a young body. Old movies, old songs, old architecture, photographs and fashion have always appealed to me in ways contemporary music never has.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 7:40pm On Apr 08, 2020
IpobAntidote:
Dumbo, I don't vote for free stuffs like you lazy upob crazytian fools. I use my intellect to make.a good living for myself and my family.
Lol... Coming from amaechi's boy demdem himself... How ironic angry
Politics › Re: Kano Government Bans TV Station From Airing Drama Showing Lady Being Held By Men by Jokerman(m): 6:18pm On Apr 08, 2020
efighter:
You come on the internet to spew so much anger, hatred and bitterness against the North, but Northerners will never ever answer you, yet they rule you. Isn't it obvious that you people are educated illiterates with no future? The North is backward, yet Nnamdi Azikiwe who had a PhD agreed to be ceremonial President to a half educated Tafawa Balewa as Prime Minister. The North is uneducated and backwards, yet Alex Ekweme who had a PhD agreed to be Vice President to Shehu Shagari who had Teachers Training Certificate which is less than to NCE. The North is illiterate, yet Peter Obituary who has multiple Master degrees agreed to be Vice Presidential candidate to Atikuchukwu Abubakar whose highest education is a ABU University Diploma which is lower than NCE.

I think you people are mentally imbalanced.

You are free to show sex films on your television, the North does not want it. Mind your business.
You keep winning elections because Nigerians aren't ready for real change... When Nigerians are ready, you northerners won't smell nada... However since your ruling, which way Nigeria??
Politics › Re: Kano Government Bans TV Station From Airing Drama Showing Lady Being Held By Men by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Apr 08, 2020
tatatar:
Ipobs are angry about this...well,that explains a lot
No one is angry , we are just surprised at you hypocrisy... O I love Jesus teaching.., "o ye hypocrites, first remove the log of wood in your eye so you can see clearly to remove the speck in your neighbor eye"...
Politics › Re: Covid-19: Corps Member Donates March “allawee” To Support Ondo Govt by Jokerman(m): 6:12pm On Apr 08, 2020
Lol.... Hungry corper given it to govt.... Lol grin...

Nobody would complain now o, but assuming he gave it to God, you will start hearing pastorpreneur, tithe theif etc....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Apr 08, 2020
Weedsmoker:
All hail the incoming president Joe Biden.
I don't need a soothsayer to tell me that Trump is a goner already,his biggest strength for reelection has always being the economy which is currently in shambles as a result of his delay in tackling the coronavirus situation.
Trump is going to be re-elected bro... No kill yourself
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Apr 08, 2020
YungMillionaire:
Biden is leading Trump in Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Arizona, and just recently even Florida. Stay current. Currently, Trump is losing to Biden. That's a fact. If the elections are held today, Trump loses. FACTS. Now, come November things might change but for now, Trump is toast.
You people never learn... That's how people were doing here that Atiku would win Buhari on social media, until the D-Day.....

Learn na, plzzzzs

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