₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,822 members, 8,513,843 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 04:02 PM

Toggle theme

Jokerman's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Jokerman's Profile › Jokerman's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 (of 678 pages)

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists, Why Do You Locked Yourselves Indoor Because Of COVID-19 ? by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Apr 05, 2020
Lol.... Hungry atheists in Nairaland are in their rooms praying to God to cleanse the land of this virus
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Pray Before Eating Food/meal by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Apr 05, 2020
Antichrist topics keeps proliferating on a daily basis on Nairaland embarassed
Phones › Re: What Good Phone Can Be Gotten With #30,000? by Jokerman(m): 12:10pm On Apr 05, 2020
Umidigi A3X
Events › Re: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:50am On Apr 05, 2020
Kweensavvy:
The groom is selfish.... It's suppose to be about the both of thm... If she's not happy why go ahead anyways? Why the rush? She truly doesn't look happy.
They'd save for the marriage rather than elaborate wedding
Foreign Affairs › Re: Harvard Department Chair Arrested; Charged With Concealing COVID19 Ties To China by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On Apr 05, 2020
This one would be tried and sent to the Alcatraz of the Rockies
Romance › Re: Why 5G Must Enter Nigeria!! by Jokerman(m): 11:08am On Apr 05, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
Okay. So in order for 5G to be effective
A 5G node has to be installed on every block on NEPA poles and Street Liggts
So the 5G node will be installed real close together. Within the range of every house or block is going to have these 5G nodes.

Anytime you see these 5G nodes you know that area has 5G network. Just like Wifi
They should be installed on masts rather than nepa poles that has close proximity to humans
Sports › Re: Warnock: Ighalo Not Good Enough For Manchester United by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Apr 05, 2020
Lol... Who is Neil Warnock??
Christianity Etc › Re: 3 Reasons We Need Jesus In Our Marriages And Our Lives by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Apr 05, 2020
OtemAtum:
A fictitious third party in your marriage is irrelevant.


Jehovah and Allah are still in their spiritual cage.
You no dey tire??
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 10:48am On Apr 05, 2020
peterd53:
Sharaap nigga ! You’re the one posting rubbish.
Is he still the highest assist giver?? You claim he’s the highest assist giver in Madrid history before dat guy burst ur bubbles. Get ur facts right b4 spoon feeding pple with lies
The point is to show you people that Ronaldo also dishes out lots of assist... Do you know what it means to have more assists than Xavi, Iniesta, Zidane, Ronaldinho, Giggs etc?
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
none of the players you mentioned here is in the league of ...

rivaldo

cafu

roberto carloz

juliano belleti

juninho

ronaldinho

denilson

kaka.


so is either that you're blind (no offense) or you grossly underrated the quality in the 2002 brazil world cup squad.
I understand you... But those are world class players too...

Aguero
Higuain
Carlos Tevez
Walter Samuel...

O c'mon
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 10:46am On Apr 05, 2020
[quote author=OkpaNsukkaisBae post=88113233][/quote]Messi vs Xavi/Iniesta.... What player is better at assists??
Science/Technology › Re: Man Kills A Viper With 64 Babies In Anambra State (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:17am On Apr 05, 2020
ThinkB4mention:
I love this your reply cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
You will tell the snake...."hey please wait! Let me check you belly linings ,
snake: ok sir .....you can come and check..... cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
I thought before I mentioned you, and I decided to say "Hi, happy Sunday to you"
Christianity Etc › Re: Will The Church Go Through The Tribulation? Part 1 by Jokerman(m): 6:42am On Apr 05, 2020
Matthew 24:3.... " And his disciples said unto him, tell us when shall these things be and what shall be the signs of your coming and the end of the word...

Matthew 24:5-9..." For many shall come in my name saying, I am Christ, and shall deceive many, 6. And you shall here if Ward and rumours of wars: see that you are not troubled for all these things must come to pass but the end is not YET. 7. for nation shall rise against nation, and there shall be famines and pestilences and earthquakes, in divers places. 8. All these are the beginning of sorrows. 9. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you and ye shall be hated of all nation's for my name's sake...

Matthew 24:21-25: "For then shall be a great tribulation such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 22. And except those days be shortened, there should no flesh be saved, but for the elect's sake, those days shall be shortened. 23. Then if any man shall say unto you. Lo, here is Christ (false prophet and Antichrist combined), or there, believe it not. 24. For there shall arise false Christs and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders, insomuch that of it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. 25. Behold , I have told you before (the Lord's warning and advice)

Matthew 24:29:.." immediately after the tribulation of those days.......... 30. And then shall appear the son of man in heaven, and the Earth shall mourn, and they shall see the son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with great power and glory 31. And he shall send his ANGELS with a great sound if TRUMPET , and they shall gather together is elect from the four winds of the ends of heaven to the other (Rapture of the saints- the dead in Christ Jesus shall rise first, and we left shall be caught up with them in the clouds- 1thess 4:16-18)

Jesus advices us in Matthew 24:13: "but he that shall endure to the end , the same shall be saved"

From these chapters, and verses, it is clear that the church would partake in the tribulation, buh the Lord Jesus Christ will wash our robes white as snow as we endure to the end...

Finally ,in Revelations 7:13-14..." And one of the elders answered saying unto me, what are these which are arrayed in white robes? And whence came they? 15. And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said unto me, these are they which came out if great tribulation and have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the LAMB smiley............ Read up to verse 17.

Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: Will The Church Go Through The Tribulation? Part 1 by Jokerman(m): 6:19am On Apr 05, 2020
Righteousness89:
You are Misquoting and Misunderstanding the Bible!

The Bible passage you Quoted buttresses what I said. The angel talked with Daniel . He was clearly talking about the Great Tribulation. Daniel is a Jew. And the angel what will happen to his people the Jews, The Isrealites.
That is Exactly what I said!
Daniel 7:21.." I beheld, and the same horn made war with the saints , and prevailed against them. 22. Until the ancient of days came and judgement was given to the saints...

Daniel 7:25, ..."and he shall speak great words against the most high God, and shall wear out the saints of the most high, and think to change times and laws, and they shall be given unto his hand until a time, and times and dividing of time"

Revelation 13:7... "And it was given unto him to make war with the saints and overcome them, and power was given unto him over all kindreds, tongues and nations....

2 thess 2:1-4... ".......2. that ye be not soon shaken in mind or be troubled, neither by spirit ......as that the day of Christ is at hand. 3. Let no man deceive you by any means, for that day shall not come except there come a falling away first, and then the man of sin , the son of perdition be revealed ......7. for the mystery of iniquity is at work already; only he who now letteth will let until he his taken out of the way. 8. And the wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of His coming..
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 4:21am On Apr 05, 2020
Even in laliga history, Ronaldo is 3rd all time assist provider (95) after Messi (169), and Xavi (125)....

Yet you Barcelona fans talk as if all Ronaldo doesnt do anything of the pitch...
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 4:11am On Apr 05, 2020
peterd53:
U sabi lie!!!!
U just deh spoon feed people with lies here
That's not a lie... Check the stats... And stop posting erroneously here..
As at when Ronaldo left Madrid up to this season, Ronaldo was highest Madrid assister ever...

Why not check the stats before posting rubbish here??

Benzema becomes top assist provider (132) in Madrid’s history surpassing Ronaldo


With his assist against Osasuna, Benzema becomes the highest assist provider in Real Madrid's history (132) surpassing Ronaldo (131)

Real Madrid Osasuna (Feb 9, 2020)
Christianity Etc › Re: I Stand Against The Total Closure Of Worship Center by Jokerman(m): 2:14am On Apr 05, 2020
excanny:
Anyone that goes to church tommorrow should be shot.
Devil.

How does going to church affect your life??
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 10:40pm On Apr 04, 2020
hinohsend:
I found another one 2014 Fifa club world cup? grin

BTW Jokerman and co that have been peddling false stats, Ronaldo is not Madrid's all time assist maker Benzema is.
Benzema just passed him about 2 matches ago...
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 9:44pm On Apr 04, 2020
eni4real:
World cup overbloat his greatness!!
What about his Napoli exploits??
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Apr 04, 2020
Olusola101990:
....remove dribble.... Ronaldo isn't among the best 5 dribblers of all time and messi is....remove assists too...he has never won the highest number of assist in a season in his whole carrier....do u just say skills ....lol....wen we talk about skills....we talk about Ronaldinho....zinadine zidane...nt Ronaldo....d only thing his got is some Luke worm step overs another thing is speed and ofcourse any player can dribble wen u are very fast....even eden hazard is by miles a better dribbler Dan Ronaldo... let's face the fact here pls
Do you know Ronaldo once had 20 successful dribbles in a match??

Do you know Xavi and Iniesta cannot near Ronaldo in assists, or ronaldinho or zidane etc

Hazard a better DRIBBLER than Ronaldo..lol..I heard he's dribbling with his fat body already grin with Bale

Clown..so Antonio Valencia,Aaron Lennon, Theo Walcott, Shawn wright Phillips, Jesus navas are better dribblers since they can run pass BMW na.... grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On Apr 04, 2020
Olusola101990:
......I knw messi as add bad games in some few matches but I can assure u Ronaldo has had worse..it will take so much to mark out messi...Ronaldo plays his best wen his team is firing ...but messi is already part of the the team making things work cos he drops into so many places and can cause havoc at any spot...that's why his miles ahead of Ronaldo in efficiency on the pitch asides goals and even with that he still score high like Ronaldo..... that's huge ...and will take only a genius to match...personally I still blive Ronaldinho is even far better Dan Ronaldo
You are just a barca biased fan..... grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2020
Olusola101990:
...can u kindly show or us a stat where Ronaldo ever won highest number of assist in a season ....tanks
I don't think he has won it... But he's always in top 3 for the season
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 8:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
unknown names everywhere.

average players playing for average european/argentina clubsides.


the only quality i see is di maria & milito can be considered as elite player in that squad.

there's this saying in football that ...

"defenders wins a championship , attackers wins a final"

there's no world class defender in that squad. don't know why the druglord maradona didn't pick JAVIER ZANETTI. Dude is a living legend of the game.
Lol... Barca fan angry grin... You will never cease to amaze us...

Walter Samuel, Carlos Tevez, Sergio Aguero, Javier pastors, Gonzalo Higuain, Nicolas Burdisso, Veron, Mascherano .... Average players??... Really??

Always excuses for Messi though angry grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Yes they're inferior.

If messi or cr7 were to have the same teammates zizou & r9 had , they will surely be world champion. Maybe even twice in a row.

R9 had players like ....


Cafu
Juliano belleti
Roberto carloz
Denilson
Juninho(freekick specialist)
Kaka
Ronaldinho
Rivaldo

in the 2002 world cup. They won all their matches.

are you telling me if messi or cr7 were to be in this starstudded team he won't the world cup?
Argentina 2010 world cup squad is enough to win world cup and Copa

SQUAD:
Goalkeepers: Sergio Romero, Mariano Andujar, Diego Pozo.

Defenders: Nicolas Otamendi, Martin Demichelis, Walter Samuel , Gabriel Heinze, Nicolas Burdisso, Ariel Garce, Clemente Rodriguez.

Midfielders: Jonas Gutierrez, Juan Sebastian Veron, Javier Mascherano, Angel Di Maria, Javier Pastore, Maxi Rodriguez, Mario Bolatti.

Forwards: Lionel Messi, Gonzalo Higuain, Carlos Tevez, Diego Milito, Sergio Aguero, Martin Palermo.
Politics › Re: Covid-19 To Create Fear To Make Mankind Accept 5g And Digital Id - Pastor Chris by Jokerman(m): 7:18pm On Apr 04, 2020
Citytrend:
I only Pity for innocent Trump who know little or nothing about world politics.

Little wonder Obama and family are Busy sharing family pics in the midst of the pandemic.

Of course we already know what name Obama means to the men of the underworld

If you know, you know
Obama is the Antichrist?
Politics › Re: Covid-19 To Create Fear To Make Mankind Accept 5g And Digital Id - Pastor Chris by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On Apr 04, 2020
GamalNasser:
The weak among us will be Phased the rest of us will develop antibodies , those who can't will be assisted with metal based vaccines , life expectancy will be shorter for the majority , without the Vaccine ink tattoo you will not be allowed to do international travel .. A new world order beckons
And later all of youse that accept the mark will be dumped into the fire that burns with sulphur and brimstone
Career › Re: Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria And How Much They Pay by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Apr 04, 2020
Ighalo and Mikel still make money pass all these ones per annum...
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On Apr 04, 2020
eni4real:
Prove me wrong..
He is a one tournament wonder!!!

What make him difficult to downplay is that he is the best Individual player in the history of World cup !!!
That is all he has to offer....

His other achievements not good enough to.compete with greatness!!!

But are we saying Thomas Muller is greater than Eto'o because of the World cup??
Maradona is not great now... Abi?
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Apr 04, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
a seven match in just one month to determine the champion.


no , i go with champions league. i'm not making any excuse for messi.

however , as far as world cup is concerned messi has a silva medal. cr7 don't have such
In world football...

Fifa world cup is the biggest, followed by continental championship
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 7:04pm On Apr 04, 2020
eni4real:
Messi can win 4 Consecutive Ballon d'or if he played in their era provided he has the quality of teammates that R9 and Zizou had for club and Country!!!
So Messi Argentina has no quality or what??
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On Apr 04, 2020
eni4real:
R9 is in the same level as Messi... Injury limited him tho!!
Zizou is different from Messi!! He has best teammates in the National team tho

Maradona is a one tournament wonder!!! He got carried in the World cup final tho.. His teammates scored 3 goals when he was heavily marked in the final...

Pele has best team in history. A team that could win the World cup in 1962 without him!!!

He played with the greatest team in the history of World cup too in 1970... Pele never won the World cup alone!!
If Pele is as great as he always claim, I expect him to win 3 World cup Golden ball!!! To prove that he is the best in all the World cups that he won!!!

It is easy to hide under team Trophies tho...


Drogba has no international trophy!!!

Are we saying Muller is greater than Drogbahuh
Lol... Messilona clownish fans grin

Imagine this one calling maradona, 1 tournament wonder....

You are a clown... Your goat played 4 finals and lost all grin
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On Apr 04, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
El fenomeno did not win champions league!


There is no way zidane can be rated above MESSIX , unless the rating was conducted by a joker.
I'm not rating zidane above Messi... Buh calling them inferior... Or do you think if Messi and Ronaldo played in Zidane/El fenomeno era, they'd have up to 3 ballondors??

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 (of 678 pages)