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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On Jun 13, 2019
sssoulw:
A speech from a Myopic person always render me speechless
What do you think about this photo??

Sports › Re: Ramos Invites Barca Stars To His Wedding, Ronaldo Snubbed by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On Jun 13, 2019
Lol and how does this affect Ronaldo??
Sports › Re: Hazard Wearing New Real Madrid Kit by Jokerman(m): 7:43pm On Jun 13, 2019
Be like Bale go dey bench tire grin
Sports › Re: Eden Hazard And His Family At His Unveil In Real Madrid by Jokerman(m): 7:42pm On Jun 13, 2019
I actually thought hazard unveiling viewers would be more than that of Ronaldo, Buh Ronaldo is too big....

I can actually start watching Madrid match again
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Jun 13, 2019
sssoulw:
but agree say iniesta get more chances created than ronaldo
Chances created are not relevant stats... What's relevant are goals and assists...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Jun 13, 2019
sssoulw:
Go and check his stats on chances created and compare it to iniesta's own sef, talk less of Messi.... Hin no even reach for key passes sef... argue me again man

for more prove https://www.whoscored.com/Players/5583/Show/Cristiano-Ronaldo

https://www.whoscored.com/Players/11119/Show/Lionel-Messi

Compare their Characteristics wink
Rubbish... Only Messi has more career assists than Ronaldo... All those others are rubbish... And I hope you know only Messi of all your Barca legends past and present can be compared to Ronaldo....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Jun 13, 2019
eni4real:
May be you should go through their achievements and come with your conclusion. But for me, The answer is Yes!

Maradona was an iconic player. A player that make every one to say 'wow' "what a genius". But apart from that 1986 World cup. He achieved little(1Copa dey rey, 2 SerieA, 2 Europa) compared to those players you mentioned!

Nobody ask him to play for a small club.

No UCL, no Ballon d'or!!!
1 World Cup trumps all those garbage you wrote there
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:39am On Jun 13, 2019
eni4real:
Only for National team. Overall career, Messi is better!!!
So that mean CR7, Zidane, R9 are also greater than Maradona too..."overall career"
Celebrities › Re: "Reason Why Most Nollywood Actresses Are Not Married"- Ruth Kadiri by Jokerman(m): 8:27am On Jun 13, 2019
Lol
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:14am On Jun 13, 2019
eni4real:
The same way Maradona a waited for Buruchaga and Valdano to score...

Handball goal against England tho...

He is not that Excellent!!!

Apart from that stolen World cup, he is just an overrated Griezmann. No UCL, no Ballon d'or!!!
If you like call Maradona an overrated lukaku, still in GOAT ranking

Maradona> Messi

A Maradona that won the golden ball at that World Cup ... Ok o
Romance › Re: Is Wearing A Wedding Ring Daily A Must? by Jokerman(m): 1:11am On Jun 13, 2019
Only cheaters wont wear their engagement or marriage rings
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:59am On Jun 13, 2019
eni4real:
This is a strong hatred for Messi. First grade!!!

Messi should score in all games grin grin grin
He should not make an attempt to assist. He should always score
His 2 goals in the 1st Leg is nothing...
His assist to Dembele is nothing
His 3 chances created in Anfield is nothing
He should score instead of assisting all the time...


He should stop concede goals, he is a poor goalkeeper!!!
How can he concede 3 goals against Liverpoolhuh

Your ignorance is bold, in Sergio Ramos voice cool


I challenge you to watch Argentina vs Germany in 86 final and tell me how many goals Maradona score in the final.

I want you to also pay attention to the quality of his teammates!!!!

YouTube is your Friend tongue
There is a reason why Maradona is still above Messi in Argentina... Keep waiting for Higuain to score
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:57am On Jun 13, 2019
eni4real:
Messi conceded 3 goals against Croatia. He must take the blame!!!
Of course he is... You want to take the praises of being called a GOAT, you must also take the blames as well...
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Signs Ferland Mendy by Jokerman(m): 10:36pm On Jun 12, 2019
Remain Pogba grin

Wait she man utd no go buy players and sell all those dead woods ni, abi 6th never tire us niiiii.... Well next season though my teams

Juventus (SerieA, COPA italia and UCL)

Real Madrid (Laliga)

Man utd (UCL qualification and FA cup)
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:28pm On Jun 12, 2019
eni4real:
Fernando Santos forge those trident(Sanchez/Calvaho/Moutinho) very well even France Midfielders could do nothing about them...

Guess who won the Man of the match against France?? Pepe!! That is a pointer to great defensive performance!

Gignac, Griezmann and Co could not pass through the Portugal defence or score against Patricio...

If that is not a solid team. Then what is it?

And then, Eder happened!!!! Booom!!!! Beautiful shot.

Rugged Eder, I hope they remember you in 50years..
You are just making stupid excuses for Messi... He played in 4 finals and won nothing, he's the most influential person in the squad, so he must take the blame or the praise ... Same thing happens to other great players

Pele
Maradona
Zidane
Cr7
Delima
Messi
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:24pm On Jun 12, 2019
eni4real:
Wow!!
That is not my point
Messi always perform well with goals. But when tougher teams come, Midfielders or defenders are slack to react. And so Argentina concede goals (example against Croatia, Nigeria grin, France,) and Barcelona too(example against Liverpool)..
If you look at Barcelona Midfield, only Vidal was playing with intensity. Busquet and co were slack.
Mascherano in the world cup, could not cope as a midfielder!!! And Caballero was a disaster especially against Croatia...

That is my observation...

Since Riquelme era, Argentina has no CM. or DMF with great qualities. 2016 till date is the weakest set of Midfielders/defenders Argentina has ever had...


And on your comment, Ronaldo had GOAT of defenders/Midfielders as teammates in Man united, Real Madrid and Figo's Portugal. Don't even go there!!!

Renato Sanchez/W.Calvaho/Moutinho were also very good in Euro 2016. All thanks to Coach Santos!!
Pablo Aimar
Esteban Cambiasso
Ever Banega
Javier Pastore
Javier Mascherano
Veron
Zanetti

These are some midfielders Messi has played with, why didn't he win with them??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:15pm On Jun 12, 2019
sssoulw:
der is a big difference between assist and creating chances.... It is so so possible to receive the ball in the yard box or close to it and give it to your nearest team mate to score... and that is what Ronaldo do

Let's just it is his style of play... Not a crime tho
So Ronaldo doesn't create chances right??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2019
sssoulw:
One thing is that Messi makes players shine, Ronaldo uses players to shine...

If you doubt me watch Ronaldo recent goals, he doesn't dribble like 3 to 4 players to score or create chance for him to score. Instead, he positions himself well on the finishing side...

Most of his goals are trap and shot, skillful headings, freekicks sometimes and volley (don't argue me on that)

It's been long seeing Ronaldo scored a solo goal sef
So his 3rd goal against Switzerland was a tapin to you na
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Jun 12, 2019
eni4real:
Ronaldo happens to be blessed with solid midfielders (except in Juventus) and solid Defenders(also except in Juventus because of Chellini recurrent Injury). Goalkeeper too(except in Juventus. I don't rate Chezeny grin that high)!!!
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So Messi hasn't been blessed with midfielders and defenders??
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On Jun 12, 2019
Make up and eye lashes no let Francisco Ordega play well grin

Well done girls.... Next up

Nigeria 4 France 0

Nothing is impossible
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 3:05pm On Jun 12, 2019
What if to say Nigeria con dey group with USA nko??
Sports › Re: 'i've Won 3 Trophies, What More Could I Do?' - Ronaldo Talks About Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On Jun 11, 2019
eni4real:
Ronaldo: Super Cup, SerieA, UNL
Messi: Super Cup, La liga, South America minor trophy.

Individual

Messi: 53 goals, 19 assist

Ronaldo: 31 goals, 9 assists...

Even Bernaldo Silva is better than Ronaldo this season...

Something is wrong somewhere with Ronaldo and his fans...
Ronaldo is supposed to be presenting Portugal best player for the Ballon d'or, that is Bernaldo Silva. Instead, he is pushing himself forward.. .
Lol... South America minor trophy... grin
Politics › Re: List Of Nigerian Women Hall Of Fame Inductees: Kudirat Abiola, Aisha Buhari by Jokerman(m): 4:20pm On Jun 11, 2019
How does this hall of fame list concern me and many other young people??
Politics › Re: National Assembly Turning Into ‘gentlemen Club’ – Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 9:15am On Jun 11, 2019
Look at this woman who had done nothing for her constituents, and yet keep winning, having an opinion.... undecided
Sports › Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Jun 11, 2019
tesppidd:
Footballers go into the game to make money and entertain the fans.

This "proving self" only exists in the minds of overzealous fans like you.

Apart from Cristiano Ronaldo I have never seen any other footballer who goes around trying to prove himself.
"Prove himself"

What nonsense!


Anyway he should go to South America or Africa to prove himself.
Let him leave his comfort zone in Europe just as Messi left South America.
This proof and stats are for people like you who try to discredit or degrade his status and efforts
Sports › Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Jun 11, 2019
tesppidd:
Fristly it is 3 finals not 4.

Secondly there's no shame whatsoever.


And you say APPEAR?

How does one just appear in a final?


The margins are so little that anybody who isn't already biased by default knows that luck eludes him.

Many footballers have such stories.

Being in a final is not an easy feat.
That means he's one of the GOATs by luck abi??

And it's 4 finals

COPA America 2007
COPA America 2015
COPA Anerica 2017
World Cup 2014
Sports › Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Jun 11, 2019
tesppidd:
Messi left his comfort zone in South America to play in Europe.

Ronaldo is a European who has played only in Europe.

Ronaldo needs to leave his European comfort zone and go to South America or Africa to prove himself.
Ronaldo played in man utd and proved himself by wining

EPL best player
EPL best forward
EPL golden boot
EPL title
UCL
UCL best player
European best player
Ballondor

Ronaldo proved himself in Spain by winning

Laliga best player
Laliga best forward 3ce
La liga golden boot 3ce
La liga
UCL
UCL best player
European best player
Ballondor

In Italy, he's proving himself
Serie A best player
Serie A title
Supercopa italia

In Portugal

Portugal best player
Portugal highest goal scorer
European highest goal scorer
UNL goal scorer award
UNL best goal of the tournament
Euros Silver ball
Euros silver boot

This is how you prove yourself... Show us for messi
Sports › Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On Jun 11, 2019
tesppidd:
You're a clown so keep on laughing.

You refuse to look at the big picture, and it's called myopia.


All those Argentine superstars are failure except Messi.

Yes except Messi.

You have to be living in a cave somewhere not to have noticed how Messi has dragged along this bunch of flopping 'superstars'.
People like you never watch Argentina.

You only show up after the tournament to ask
"Who won?"


1.Copa America 2011 Messi scored his penalty.

2.World cup 2014 Messi scored his penalty.

3.Copa America 2015 Messi scored his penalty.


But you want to kill him for the only one he missed in 2016?
You know nothing about football son!


Do I need to remind you how many crucial penalties Ronaldo missed?
Euro 2012 he missed.
Euro 2016 he missed.
World cup 2018 he missed.

Only to be saved by Eder and Guedes.

Messi needs someone to save him sometimes as well.
Maradona, Pele, Zidane, and Ronaldo de Lima all had teammates who saved them.
Yet only Messi has no international trophy.... Why do you think so??

How can Messi appear in 4 finals and can't win any?? Isn't it a shame really??
Sports › Re: 'i've Won 3 Trophies, What More Could I Do?' - Ronaldo Talks About Ballon D'or by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Jun 11, 2019
Nbote:
Lolzzz.. Dis guy never ceases to amaze me... He won a UEFA nations league afta playing jus 2 matches while d same league started since last year. If he's talking of trophies den it also means Bernardo Silva also deserves it more considering he won d premier league, Won d UEFA Nations league, Won d FA cup, won d Carling Cup and even won d best player of d Nations league.. Messi and Van Dijk deserve it far more than he does becos dey had far more impressive individual seasons. Even in d Seria A Quagliarella at 36 had a far more impressive season than CR7 with his club Sampdoria who were almost struggling with relegation. Piatek playing in a top league for d first time in his career finished ahead of him in d scorers chart with a struggling AC milan. It's time he realises football isn't about him alone.. His reaction to Bernardo Silva's MVP win is really irritating..
Oga na wa o... You this Messi fans no go allow Ronaldo rest sha....

He said he leaves it to the judges and he didn't say he has to win the ballondor

Also that was a fake comforted video
Sports › Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by Jokerman(m): 12:43am On Jun 11, 2019
lazarusokafor90:
How the finals take be four o. pls explain o.
COPA America final 2007
FIFA World Cup final 2014
COPA America final 2015
COPA America final 2017

You sev must agree say Messi Bleep up sha, yet him fans dey always blame Higuain

Even the 2015 UCL final wey Barca win, if no be Neymar and Iniesta (since Messi no score or win man of the match), he for still lose am to juve
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
grin grin Of course! Nobody wey dey watch ball or sabi ball even mentions him when they mention Maradona & Pele like they do Messi because they'd sound so silly & ridiculous if they did so despite him winning his 2 international trophies!

And am I supposed to be surprised a c.ronaldo fan says he rates his mcm above Messi when mostly only his fans think so?
Enjoy your delusion, my brother! grin
Cheers!
At the end of their careers, the player with the more colorful achievement will be crowned the greater... No need to argue for now
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Georgina Rodríguez Kiss & Pose With Nations League Trophy by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Jun 10, 2019
As a deeperlife o pronounce CR7 a sinner

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