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Sports › Re: Champions League Team Of The Season by Jokerman(op): 5:58pm On Jun 02, 2019
MJBOLT:
What the f*ck is ronaldo doing there?
Why was Messi there last season??
Sports › Re: Champions League Team Of The Season by Jokerman(op): 5:41pm On Jun 02, 2019
My team though

Alison

Robertson De ligt Virgil Trent-Arnold

Wilnajdum Ziyech Dejong

Messi Ronaldo Mane
Sports › Re: Champions League Team Of The Season by Jokerman(op): 5:38pm On Jun 02, 2019
From this team we can deduce the following

UEFA club goalkeeper - Alison Becker

UEFA club defender - Virgil Van dijk

UEFA club midfielder - Hakim Ziyech

UEFA club forward - Lionel Messhit

UEFA club footballer - Virgil Van dijk
Sports › Champions League Team Of The Season by Jokerman(op): 5:36pm On Jun 02, 2019
I wonder why Modric or Bale aren't here since they are the engine room of Madrid according to ...... fans grin

Romance › Re: Do You Have A Bestie? by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Jun 02, 2019
I Already have a fiancée , so I don't keep bestie ... And I always advise her not to keep a male bestie too because it can signal the end of things in ways we don't want..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool To Play Chelsea In Uefa Super Cup In Istanbul by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Jun 02, 2019
This is the day Virgil can dijk would win the first set of individual awards

UEFA supe cup winner
UEFA club defender of the season
UEFA club player of the season( this determines a portion of who get ballondor )
European player of the year
Celebrities › Re: "When You Give A Donkey Too Much Attention, It Will Think It's Horse" - Olamide by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Jun 02, 2019
When you give Iron Man too much attention, he'd think he's batman

When you give Thor too much attention, he'd think he's superman
Celebrities › Re: "When You Give A Donkey Too Much Attention, It Will Think It's Horse" - Olamide by Jokerman(m): 3:13pm On Jun 02, 2019
eni4real:
Griezmann and Maradona are World cup and Europa League Merchants!!!!

No UCL... No Ballon d'or!!
Lol... Pele and Maradona are already bigger than the ballondor...however bro, this doesn't mean VVD won't win the ballondor grin
Romance › Re: Please Help!!!!my Girlfriend Cheated On Me ,now She Plans On Committing Suicide! by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Jun 02, 2019
Never allow your girl keep any male bestie, you should be her bestie and all, and if she can't cope, both of you should walk away
Celebrities › Re: "When You Give A Donkey Too Much Attention, It Will Think It's Horse" - Olamide by Jokerman(m): 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2019
eni4real:
Griezmann has a world Cup too. He even scored in a final!!!

What does Maradona has that Griezmann does not have?? Just the big name and the ball juggling skills!!!
Lol... This means greizmann is bigger than Messi then�
Celebrities › Re: "When You Give A Donkey Too Much Attention, It Will Think It's Horse" - Olamide by Jokerman(m): 2:47pm On Jun 02, 2019
eni4real:
Until Maradona win a Ballon d'or or a UCL, he will forever be an overrated Griezmann!!!
Lol... Greizmann is not in top 10 France best ever players sef grin

World cup
COPA America, Euros, AFCON/Asian cup
UCL
League titles

That's the order bro
Celebrities › Re: "When You Give A Donkey Too Much Attention, It Will Think It's Horse" - Olamide by Jokerman(m): 2:37pm On Jun 02, 2019
eni4real:
When you give Maradona too much attention, he will think he is Messi!!!
Ogbeni until Messi wins COPA or World Cup, he's still below Maradona
Sports › Re: You Want To Give Van Virgil: Van Virgil Wants To Give Messi by Jokerman(m): 2:35pm On Jun 02, 2019
bukkyemotions:
Do whathuh

Guy, Messi deserves it!!!

Modric case was that he also reached world cup final
Ogbeni hope you know UEFA dashes Van dijk the man of the match award yesterday?? grin... Keep dreaming o... What can save Messi now is COPA America, and incase you don't know Netherlands are in the semis of UEFA nations league...
Van dijk this season

EPL player of the season
EPL defender of the season
UCL
UEFA club defender of the season
UEFA club player of the season
European defender of the season
European player of the season
UEFA super cup (against Chelsea)
World club cup
Netherlands player of the year
Netherlands in semi final against England

Messi
La liga player of the season
Laliga top scorer
La liga title
UCL top scorer
European golden boot
UEFA club forward of the year
Celebrities › Re: "When You Give A Donkey Too Much Attention, It Will Think It's Horse" - Olamide by Jokerman(m): 2:28pm On Jun 02, 2019
When you give Salah too much attention, he would think he's Messi

And when you give Messi too much attention, he would think he's Maradona
Sports › Re: You Want To Give Van Virgil: Van Virgil Wants To Give Messi by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On Jun 02, 2019
Lol... He has to appear humble na... Didn't Modric do all that last season??s
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo In US For Son’s Graduation (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:07pm On Jun 02, 2019
deomelo:
Google is always available, seek knowledge.
See you life demdem... Corruption supporter.... grin
Celebrities › Re: Baba Suwe Visits Iyaadura Esther Who Gave Him N10 Million For Treatment (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 2:04pm On Jun 02, 2019
So cherubim people dey make money too??

Well I thank God for her kindness... She's a true child of God... Not many people can give you 100k willingly
Sports › Re: Inter Milan Appoints Former Chelsea Manager, Antonio Conte As Head Coach by Jokerman(m): 2:02pm On Jun 02, 2019
Does this stop Juve from winning the treble next seasonhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 1:22pm On Jun 02, 2019
Devgod:
Shut up your mouth. Even the player you are rooting for, yesterday declared Messi the best for the Balland or. Do you know what it means to be 5 time's player of the week in a champions league tornament and highest goal scorer. Where was Vandilk when Messi ran past him and scored the second goal. While he was looking fromy the front seat grin
Ronaldo did more than Messi last season in the UCL and Modric still won it... Messi only saving grace is COPA America else his only winning would be UEFA club forward of the year
Sports › Re: Reason Why You Have To Stay Humble; A Case Study Of Barcelona And Anthony Joshua by Jokerman(m): 11:30am On Jun 02, 2019
Instead of Pessi fans to be humble and acknowledge no ballondor for Messi this year, they keep bragging everywhere even after the shameful exit in the UCL grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Jun 02, 2019
Devgod:
And you must be a Ronaldo fan.. since he is not up to pair.. you are now routing for Vandilk grin grin. Come give am nah grin grin
Van dijk has performed more than other players this season bro... Stop hating... Do you know in his last 64 games no player has dribbled past him including your Messi??
Sports › Re: Crash Site Of Jose Antonion Reyes's Car After Fatal Accident by Jokerman(m): 10:27am On Jun 02, 2019
Why that kinda speed??
Christianity Etc › Re: How You Will Be Judged When You Get To Heaven After You Pass On by Jokerman(m): 10:14am On Jun 02, 2019
Atheists again on the prowl
Sports › Re: Neymar In Trouble As He Faces Accusation Of Raping A Woman by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Jun 02, 2019
Did he see you on the road and forcibly raped you??
Sports › Re: Liverpool Lift Their Sixth Champions League Trophy (Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:03am On Jun 02, 2019
Liverpool is now the best club in Europe
Sports › Re: 'messi Should Win Ballon D'or - But I'd Take It!' - Van Dijk by Jokerman(m): 8:16am On Jun 02, 2019
Messi can't win it... He bleeped up by messing up against Liverpool.. Imagine a whole Messi was in a match and Barcelona couldn't get a goal?? Like what happened last year...
Politics › Re: You Are Yet To Recover From Electoral Shock— Oyo PDP Tells APC by Jokerman(m): 8:10am On Jun 02, 2019
NURTW members are just upgraded agberos; I love what Makinde did in Oyo state....

That's where touts like MC Oluomo originated from
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Liverpool Defensive Rock Van Dijk Named Uefa's MOTM For UCL Final by Jokerman(m): 11:59pm On Jun 01, 2019
Lol...... I want to see how this guy won't win the ballondor this year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 11:34pm On Jun 01, 2019
Devgod:
grin grin mumu. Van who? . Cone give am na Fool
You must be a Barcelona fan... I guess.. Awon haters...... grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 11:30pm On Jun 01, 2019
cr7lomo:
Barca fans are the ones screaming boring match... But forgetting how liveless they were in the 2nd leg against Liverpool
Am telling you bro... Barca fans are real haters... They never wanted Liverpool to win because they know Van dijk will likely win the ballondor of it happens ....
Sports › Re: History: Beat Barca In Semi Finals And Carry Champions League by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Jun 01, 2019
Hypelona... What about Juve... What about Atletico
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:29pm On Jun 01, 2019
projet:
Nice one Guys...let's do it again next season,Madrid have done it we too can repeat it. it's our time to dominate Europe let's keep it up.

YNWA!!!!
Bro next season is for Juve

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