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Celebrities › Re: “sadly, I Was Not Done Making Him Proud” - Adekunle Gold About Dad's Death by Jokerman(m): 10:00am On Jun 09, 2019
Dads are a great presence in a man's life... When I lost my Dad, wasn't easy for me... Buh he died a believer in Christ, and he appeared to me to be strong.. This has kept me going
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stops Portugal Team Bus To Meet Sick Child On Road (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:34am On Jun 09, 2019
Great gesture

You'd be surprised many Nigerian pastors, Imams and politicians (except during campaigns) can't do this
Christianity Etc › Re: Bill To Regulate Preaching In Kaduna: CAN Kicks As JNI Supports It by Jokerman(m): 9:23am On Jun 09, 2019
Lol.... So you'd stop Christians from doing morning cries or evening cries?? Or if a Christian wants to preach to lost souls in a bus, he'd need a license??

Seems they'd have to arrest a lot of Christians then
Romance › Re: Name A Nairalander Whose Comments Have Always Make Sense To You. by Jokerman(m): 8:07am On Jun 09, 2019
Leriebloom:
Seriously it is
I felt you'd be the semo and vegetable crew.. because it rare to see ladies saying they like Eba, Buh since you are eastern , I believe you winkw
Sports › Re: Messi Finally Wins International Trophy With Argentina by Jokerman(op): 2:00am On Jun 09, 2019
cr7lomo:
grin grin grin grin grin grin.... Half bread is better than puff puffgrin grin
Lol.... grin.. You wan kill Messi fans

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 10:25pm On Jun 08, 2019
Lol.. Some people never learn
Sports › Re: Norway Vs Nigeria: FIFA Women's World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Jun 08, 2019
PopeFlatino:
Every team or individual I support looses this days cry

Barca
Naija Under20
Anthony Joshua
Golden State warriors
Atiku
BARCA WOMEN
mali Under20
Arsenal(not a fan but I need them in UCl)
Naija women now cry
SENEGAL UNDER 20(now loosing in extra time after being ahead majority of time in d game)
Switzerland
Super eagle's also(that draw was a loose for me)
na so my bet just dey cast 1/1 game all day

Who did I offend huh cry
Lolssssss
Celebrities › Re: B-Elect Of Thorobred Is Dead! by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On Jun 08, 2019
Who him behuh

Buh RIP though as a human like me
Sports › Messi Finally Wins International Trophy With Argentina by Jokerman(op): 9:00pm On Jun 08, 2019
Messi was photographed holding the little known Copa San Juan just moments after Argentina defeated Nicaragua, who are ranked as the 129th best team in the world.

It was a convincing victory for Argentina with both Messi and Lautaro Martinez scoring braces, before Roberto Pereyra wrapped up the 5-1 thrashing.

https://www.givemesport.com/1481578-lionel-messi-won-the-copa-san-juan-for-argentina-after-win-over-nicaragua?autoplay=on&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Organic-Social&utm_campaign=Manual-1stedition&fbclid=IwAR3GqPYJFSe8kDhyETA8pZbOv5FZgr0msACrQlZ-E7wx75GpXXDB5E8AGOA

Sports › Re: Norway Vs Nigeria: FIFA Women's World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On Jun 08, 2019
eni4real:
Sai Buhari!!!

Oshoala just conceded 3 goals grin
You this Messi fan... grin... Who are Nigerians going to blame at last??
Sports › Re: Norway Vs Nigeria: FIFA Women's World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Jun 08, 2019
Some old mamas in this team... Chikwedumb, Oparanozie and Ayinde sef grin
Sports › Re: Norway Vs Nigeria: FIFA Women's World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 8:41pm On Jun 08, 2019
Shebi you no wan stop mediocrity grin... By the time you re being disgraced in all spheres of life I.e sports, education, politics etc... You will learn by force....

Wicked country
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: International Friendly (0 - 0) Full Time by Jokerman(m): 7:41pm On Jun 08, 2019
Iheanacho go finally score hattrick here
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:38pm On Jun 08, 2019
eni4real:
Maradona had Valdano, Buruchaga, Cannigia, who were protagonists
Pele had Jarzinho, Didi, Garrincha, Dalmatian Santos, Nilton Santos, Amarildo, Rivelinho, Gerson, Tastao, Carlos Alberto. Pele is most blessed. Infact Brazil won the 1962 World cup while he was injured after 1 group stage match... 1970 Brazil team is the most talented group in history...

Ronaldo Fenomeno had Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Carlos, Denilson, Marcos, Dida etc. Who were protagonists too

When Brazil lost 3:0 to France in 98 final
And 1:0 to the same France in 2006. Nobody blamed Ronaldo. Nobody said Ronaldo conceded 3 goals grin

But Social Media has helped many trolls turned Haters to always have field days on Messi anytime Barcelona or Argentina lose...
Yes... Since you guys hype him as the GOAT, then he must prove it
Sports › Re: Arsenal Confirm 8 Players That Will Leave This Summer [full List] by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On Jun 08, 2019
When Man utd has released 14 players already
Foreign Affairs › Re: 97-year-old D-day Veteran Parachutes Into Normandy Again(pics) by Jokerman(m): 4:12pm On Jun 08, 2019
Sometimes I ask God why didn't you make me an American, however something whispers to me that God has good thoughts for me being a Nigerian...

America wasn't great overnight, and if not America, where would the world be today??...... However I must say this

"God bless the United States of America" and "God bless the best black Nation on earth, Nigeria"

One day Nigeria will get it right, some day!!
Politics › Re: Mutiu Okunola Defects To APC by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Jun 08, 2019
Make hunger finish baba ni... grin

Agbaje
Ogunlewe
Okunola now

Waiting for more defections.. Most of the PDP clowns even worked for Tinubu sef grin cheesy
Family › Re: Should Bride Price Be Abolished? by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On Jun 08, 2019
Bride price cannot be abolished ??

This is what God knows about about two persons who are legally married
Sports › Re: Messi Scores Brace As Argentina Beat Nicaragua 5-1 (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:41pm On Jun 08, 2019
Nicaragua ke??

This what he should have been doing in that's finals he lost 4 times
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:34am On Jun 08, 2019
eni4real:
2015: only Messi scored his penalty other missed thier PKs
2014: Gonzalo Bastituta refuse to score a gifted goal. I trust Origi and Eder... They will smash. Poor Higuain!!!

2007: I didn't follow it...
As a GOAT that he is, why didn't he take the bull by the horn, and force a change in the game by scoring when his teammates didn't??

Maradona did it
Pele did it
Zidane did it
Ronaldo delima did it
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:03am On Jun 08, 2019
eni4real:
Useless striker that can't be like Eder for once.
Is that one a strikerhuh At least do something for your superhero who already has 5goals 4 assists in the tournament.
But Higuain said no.

Eder won Euro 2016 for Portugal when Ronaldo was a handicap!!!
What about the remaining 3 finals??
Sports › Re: BREAKING! It’s Official: Eden Hazard Signs 5-year Deal At Real Madrid by Jokerman(m): 11:23pm On Jun 07, 2019
Now I can go back to watching Madrid's games
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:12pm On Jun 07, 2019
eni4real:
Well, he played with the best striker in the history of Argentina "Gonzalo Bastituta" grin grin
See action here:
So what was Messi doing that he can't score?? Wasn't he an attacker too??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Jun 07, 2019
eni4real:
It is not an excuse. He cannot become Ter Stegen and Pique when the opponent attack are firing the defenders..
C'mon shut it... How can Messi play 4 finals with Argentina and lose allhuh Is that a quality of a GOAT??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:13pm On Jun 07, 2019
eni4real:
We praise Messi because he score goals or give an assist anytime Barcelona and Argentina win games..
But when Caballero give a pass to rebic and he fire the shot into Argentina net, Messi is the one that concede a goal according to unintelligent trollsgrin
Who is the cretin nowhuh
You Messi fan ehn... You always have excuses
Sports › Re: Photo Of Chelsea Star Willian Getting Baptised In River Jordan by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On Jun 07, 2019
Lol... Who no go one baptize herehuh Sadly, this is not the prerequisite for making heaven... I'll gladly do my 2nd baptism here anyway
Sports › Re: UEFA Nations League Playoffs: Netherlands Vs England 3 -1 (Finished) by Jokerman(m): 6:56am On Jun 07, 2019
I'm a Barcelona fan, Buh I don't who I would support between Portugal and Netherland
Sports › Re: Hazard Deal To Reach £130m With Bonuses And Add-ons — Report by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On Jun 06, 2019
Now I can go back to start watching Madrid's game again....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:20pm On Jun 06, 2019
All these Messi fans sef...

EPL
Laliga
Serie
UCL
European super cup
Club World Cup
Euros 2016
UEFA nations league finalist
EPL best player
Laliga best player
Serie A best player

Only CR7 can do this...respect, respect
Romance › Re: Codedruns: New Trend For Escorts And Their Patrons Revealed . VANGUARD NEWS by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Jun 06, 2019
Escort service means prostitution na... Private prostitution
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's Free Kick Against Liverpool Voted Best Champions League Goal by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On Jun 06, 2019
mhosman:
yes ..messi has the achievement and records as well


and for almost every football pundit, coach, legends of the game, football pages and event commentators to be biased towards Messi says a lot
he is far ahead


"he's the greatest there was, the greatest there is and possibly the greatest ever will be"


go and argue with the commentator that said that glaringly
That's the commentator's opinion... Records and achievement show Pele and maradona as 1st and 2nd greatest ever players...

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