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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:11pm On Jun 10, 2019
eni4real:
Unlucky is the word...

Netherland has been playing total football since 1974 but Zero trophy!!!

Unlucky is the word!!!!
Checkout the teams that defeated Netherlands and see how prepared and better they were... Nothing like luck
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Angry As Bernardo Silva Wins Nations League Best Player - Fans Claim by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On Jun 10, 2019
Ronaldo won the top scorer award na, why would he be mad at bernado silva winning, when everyone knows bernado had been a standard performer??

Seems fans still think this is 2014 where someone won't win golden boot or lead assists but will be consoled with golden ball..

Infantino has really impressed...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Jun 10, 2019
eni4real:
2014:Messi wanted the World cup, instead he was only able to get the World cup golden ball

2015: Messi wanted an international trophy in the Copa. He had highest assist in that competition, I can't remember the number of goals he scored.
He thought that trophy was his right until he met Chile.
The match ended in penalty shoot-out but only Messi scored the penalty other Argentina players missed
It is a painful loss for Messi obviously. So calling him out for Golden ball is appearing Stale to him and he saw it like a losers award. Hence, he rejected it. That does not mean that he didn't deserve it. He was the best but he was pissed.. .
2016: He had a great run scoring 5 goals with 4 assists. The highest goal scorer scored 7! But that person is not Sanchez.
Messi definitely deserve the golden ball for his 9 goals involvement but the organizer will not like to be embarrassed again.
It is disrespectful when a player reject the golden ball award, honestly! So, Sanchez got it!
Messi cried for losing the trophy. He had to!

2018: This is not part of the topic.
Personally, I know that Super Eagle is not a serious team. Argentina don't deserve to be in the 2nd round. Poor team set up in Argentina history.... Messi is unlucky..
Real Ronaldo had Cafu, Carlos, Ronaldinho, Romario, Rivaldo. I mean Ballon d'or materials as teammates but Leo Messi is to receive blame if Caballero concede a goal. Pathetic!!!!
Ogbeni Messi has appeared in more than 10 senior international competitions with his country, played in 4 finals and you say unlucky??

Better pray for Argentina 2019..... grin
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 3:52pm On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
Na you give am Portugal's best player in Euros, ba? Is it for scoring against Wales & Hungary when Nani, who scored same number of goals as him was key in the toughest & most important match in Portugal's history? Is it for the senseless "coaching" he did in the final when men like Nani dey fight for pitch?

Man says Messi was dashed golden ball! grin You even had to mention missed one on one! grin You're beginning to cry too much, my friend! Go & check his individual 2014 world cup stats & you'll understand why he was world cup's best player! It's because he's Messi with a super high standard & that's why people like you were crying he doesn't deserve it despite his crazy stats! If na people with lower standard like your mcm, there wouldn't have been noise! If Messi makes team of a tournament after scoring 4 goals like you claim your mcm did in 2018 WC & was knocked out in the second round, everybody for cry! But as per your mcm is a cry baby & he & his sycophants need these things to feel good, there won't be any outcry!
You initially lied Messi no get goal or assist for KO. Instead make you apologize, you don carry another fallacy of him being carried to the final come here again! grin Nawa o!
And what if Messi is not Argentina's best player ever? You want compare Maradona & your tap-in merchant? grin
Am a Ronaldo fan, Buh I will never rate him ahead of Maradona and Pele, Buh he's always above Messi
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:28pm On Jun 10, 2019
eni4real:
Messi won 2015 golden ball but rejected it...

In 2016, Messi scored 5goals, 4assists. Sanchez did not even have up to 4 goals. The organizers would not want Messi to snub the award again.. They had to award it to Sanchez
Messi was far better It hand him n that Tournament!!!

You said Messi carried nothing. Wow!! That is unbelievable!!!

Even Nigeria could beat Argentina without Messi tongue tongue
Lol... You are very funny... He rejected it because he knows he didn't deserve it na..

Lol... Messi was better than Sanchez... You are very funny...

1. Why didn't he reject the World Cup golden ball??

2. Why do you say Messi was better than Sanchez, when Messi didn't win golden boot or the COPA itself??

Messi's team mates have always been carrying him Oga
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:04pm On Jun 10, 2019
eni4real:
You can call him all names but he still the best at what he does. Are youhuh

Maradona needed Cannigia in 1990 World cup final. If Cannigia was not suspended, someone like you will say 'Maradona just inspired Argentina to another World cup victory". He did nothing in that final... No Cannigia, no party!!!

Even in 1986, he had Valdano and Buruchaga. He was great with his handball goal and that wonder goal tho!

But according to Messi Haters, Maradona has poor teammates but Messi played with Ballon d'or teammates!!

For Argentina, it is always no Messi, no party. Once he doesn't score then that is end of discussion.
Every good teams has Origi, Gotze, Sunday Mba, Eder, Luis Brown, Guedes etc. that score in major finals when all tactics was against the key players, but who did Messi has? Gonzalo Higuain, a bad luck!!!

I don't know if Messi will ever win an international trophy, but if he ever win it by luck, Maradona and his cohorts will be relegated to the background!!
You are just a pained Messi clown.. So all those players you listed up there are/were better than dimaria, Higuain, Aguero, Eva Banega, Tevez, Mascherano etc abi??

Just know with no national trophy, your Messi can never be the GOAT.... Coz you must tell us why he's greater than Pele, Maradona, Zizou, CR7, Delima
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-trick As Portugal Thrash Switzerland 3-1 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:59am On Jun 10, 2019
eni4real:
They are not best talent.
Why did they find it difficult to qualify for the World cup following Messi banhuh

That is a group stage match! You don't expect Chile to play with the same intensity in the final match. And also, they have a tactics that never fail: make sure you are 3 or more around Messi. The whole team is a mess without him scoring...
They never fear Higuain...

Today, Portugal won the UNL, Bernaldo Silva is the man of the Match and the man of the tournament!
8 out of 11 Portugal players has better rating than Ronaldo in today's final...
That is a true definition of being surrounded by best talents with determined play...
I saw no weakness in their game from goalkeeper, defence, midfield and attack. That is a true football team...


Fernando Santos is working...

Argentina is not at this level at all. Messi is just carrying them for nothing...

A man like Higuain....
In 2013, would Portugal have qualified if not because of Ronaldo??

Messi is carrying nothing... Why hasn't he won any COPA after appearing in 3 finals, where Sanchez can even win golden ball of the tournament??
Where was your Messi??
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
Portugal's best player was clearly Nani! He scored same number of goals with your mcm & most importantly played a key role in probably the toughest & one of the most important matches in Portugal's history against a France IN FRANCE in the Euros final while your mcm chickened out & was forming coach on the side lines!
Funny thing is your mcm was even angry when Bernardo won this tournament's best player award! Was he expecting to win when Bernardo & others hustle the team go Semifinals & was outstanding in the finals? cheesy

As for Messi, it's a lie he didn't assist in the KO stages! He gave Di Maria a wonderful assist against Switzerland (go to youtube & see the quality something) in extra time for the only goal! The only other KO match Argentina scored was against Belgium, & na Higuain score. The other was 0-0 full-time & penalty shootout against Holland! Abi you wan make him dey score or assist every match? No be him still be best player for the World Cup?
What has Messi been doing in COPA America?? He never won golden boot not golden ball??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On Jun 10, 2019
Devgod:
Lmoa.. for your information at the age of 23 Messi was already tagged the greateat player ever. Why do you think Pele and Maradona always take hits at him cheesy . He is the GOAT wink
Prove to us that he is greater than Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Ronaldo delima or CR7
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
Portugal's best player was clearly Nani! He scored same number of goals with your mcm & most importantly played a key role in probably the toughest & one of the most important matches in Portugal's history against a France IN FRANCE in the Euros final while your mcm chickened out & was forming coach on the side lines!
Funny thing is your mcm was even angry when Bernardo won this tournament's best player award! Was he expecting to win when Bernardo & others hustle the team go Semifinals & was outstanding in the finals? cheesy

As for Messi, it's a lie he didn't assist in the KO stages! He gave Di Maria a wonderful assist against Switzerland (go to youtube & see the quality something) in extra time for the only goal! The only other KO match Argentina scored was against Belgium, & na Higuain score. The other was 0-0 full-time & penalty shootout against Holland! Abi you wan make him dey score or assist every match? No be him still be best player for the World Cup?
Lol.... You are just a clown.... Even in 2006 Ronaldo was amongst Portugal best players

In 2016, he was Portugal best player... Stop talking foolishly bro
In 2018, he was still portugal's best player, as he also made team of the tournament
Ronaldo has always been Portugal best player and as at the their best ever player

In 2014, Messi was carried by Di Maria and Higuain, and they expected him to step up in the finals, Buh he was no where to be seen , he even missed a one on one sef...
Golden ball that was dashed to him by Blatter, a player who didn't make team of the tournament by statistics recorded....

Hope you know Messi is not Argentina best ever player......?
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 6:16am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
Obviously, man! Just like your mcm too in his three finals. The only difference is that the teammates, who you his sycophants like to downgrade & call average, have carried him time & again, & that has been the point!
Your mcm has won 2 international trophies & still wasn't the best player in the tournaments or even his teams! Messi dey enter finals wey him no win but he still wins player of the tournament. That should tell you whose teammates help out.
So you his sycophants should be more thankful to those wonderful teammates who're carrying him in these tournaments.
Who was portugal's best player at the 2016 Euroshuh

At the 2014 World Cup, where Messi got no goals or assists at the knockout stages, wasn't he carried to the finals??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:02am On Jun 10, 2019
mrpaedo:
If Ronaldo is the captain of Portugal,why didn't he lead Portugal right from the beginning of the nations league tournament in games against Poland and italy?Why was he holidaying instead?Portugal could have easily defeated Switzerland without Ronaldo.They were doing just fine without him
Yes that was why they were playing a draw till Ronaldo stepped up
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:53am On Jun 10, 2019
caracas:
Pls keep your mouth shut n go watch telemundo
The debate is not about who won more trophies but about who is the greatest player of times ...LIONEL MESSI....
N in that there is no controversy, no appeal.
Oga your Messi isn't even the greatest for his country Argentina, how can he be the greatest ever??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:52am On Jun 10, 2019
mrpaedo:
Where was Ronaldo when Portugal were playing difficult home and away games against Poland and Italy in the nations league group stage?Holidaying thats where.I am happy for Bernardo Silva because he led Portugal to this title.
Fucck messi
Fucck barca
Fucck argentina
Oga Ronaldo is capitan of the team
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:51am On Jun 10, 2019
Bernardo Silva - best player

Frenkie de Jong - young player award

Cristiano Ronaldo - Top scorer award

UEFA awards are always precise and true... Unlike FIFA that bends at times
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 12:26am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
Naso them dey take bull by horn na!
It's the same way this Portugal national team has been helping your mcm! He's played THREE good finals but did absolutely nothing in ALL of them. But guess what? His team mates came to the rescue TWICE (Not once o).
That's why people like me won't stop hailing this wonderful Portugal team when some sycophants of the rapists want to always downgrade them just to hype their man!
Lol.. So you'd agree with me that Messi as well did nothing in those 4 finals too.... angry
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:24am On Jun 10, 2019
Why are Messi fans so pained sef??

What's the problem??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates As Portugal Win 2019 Nations League (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:16am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
David Villa is the GOAT. He's won every freaking thing in world football & is still the highest goal scorer in Spain's history if I'm not wrong!
You this Messi fan, tell us any individual award David villa won??
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 12:11am On Jun 10, 2019
MrMou:
Na una tag a team that was going into a Euros tournament as 8th best team in the world according to FIFA underdogs! As far as that tournament was concerned, the only team that they played as underdogs was France & they did it without the rapist! If only Argentina had players that could do same for Messi! He's been the best player in 2 of those tournaments, including in a whole World Cup. Others should help him too like they help the rapist time & again!
When they didn't help him, why didn't he take the Bulls by the horn?? So he needed help for four finals?? Four finals?? U must be a joker...
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Jun 09, 2019
MrMou:
Argentina won't win jack with that crappy unbalanced team! There's a chance they'll even be knocked out in the group stages! Maybe if Messi had a more balanced fighting team around him like someone in Portugal, he'll have a chance! grin
Portugal won the Euros as underdogs so you have nothing to say...

Argentina is the most balanced team sef... Appearing in 4 international finals, can an unbalanced team do that??
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 10:09pm On Jun 09, 2019
MrMou:
Did Turkey defeat France in France in a Euros finalhuh
Why don't you explain to us how Portugal went through this entire tournament unbeaten without practically needing a certain rapist since their team is so poor like his sycophants want us to believe? grin
Maybe Argentina should try that with Messi, probably they'd win the COPA again
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 10:08pm On Jun 09, 2019
babakb:
Though I am a CR7 Fan but let's be realistic, for international trophies is actually

Messi 2
Ronaldo 2

It doesn't matter that Messi's own were not for Argentina senior team.
It matters a lot. Olympic isn't a FIFA organized event as well...

Win something amongst men not boys
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On Jun 09, 2019
MrMou:
Thank you Guedes & Bernardo Silva.
Later they'll tell you Portugal is an average team! Average team that practically won this tournament unbeaten without a certain Rapist!
Average team that defeated a whole France IN FRANCE without the rapist! grin
Portugal is actually one of the most balanced teams in the world alongside France, Brazil & Belgium. Forget these sycophants who want to downgrade the team just to hype their rapist! grin
Congrats once again Portugal!
So because Turkey beat France, they are now balanced... Why didn't Argebtina beat France at the World Cup when they met??
Whether your like it or not, Ronaldo already has 2 international trophies, and your Messi 0.. So enjoy
Sports › Re: Portugal 1-0 Netherlands: Ronaldo Wins Another Int'l Trophy After UNL Triumph by Jokerman(m): 9:59pm On Jun 09, 2019
Buh Messi fans said this tournament has no trophy grin

Well Ronaldo has played 3 international finals and won 2...

Ronaldo 2 international trophies
Messi 0

Seems I will support Messi to win next year edition, he deserves it... I won't support him this year becos of ballondor grin and to humble his fans
Family › Re: My Demon Wife Has Finally Left My House by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On Jun 09, 2019
She's not a demon
Phones › Re: Samsung A20 Or Redmi Note 7 by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Jun 09, 2019
I'd prefer you go for Samsung A20
Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Will Flop At Real Madrid by Jokerman(m): 5:04pm On Jun 09, 2019
BabaO2:
So many contradictions in your 'well thought' comment. If you are a lady, pls go and grow your tits. You acknowledged, Hazard is a wonderful player, still you hatefully said he will be a flop at Madrid. To help you, Hazard is a naturally a rare excellent player, he dribbles, fearless, work for his team and scrore goals, Rolando doesnt have all those attributes but only score goals and reason why Messi has an edge over him. HAZARD, will be extremely successful at madrid because he will have a better team around him
Ronaldo only scores goals??

Did hazard at Chelsea play up to what Ronaldo played at man utd??
Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles 23 Man List For 2019 AFCON by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On Jun 09, 2019
Iheanacho the lazy unserious human being misses out
Christianity Etc › Re: Bill To Regulate Preaching In Kaduna: CAN Kicks As JNI Supports It by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Jun 09, 2019
meditator:
Why should someone disturb the peace of the entire people in a bus ? its not all d people in there that are Christians and its not all the Christians that might be interested. If you want to preach, open a church and don't incite violence
The preaching too is not by force... He who hath a ear, let him hear!!!
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Coach Drops Iheanacho, Ajayi From 2019 AFCON Squad: Fans React by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Jun 09, 2019
Unserious fellow
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Dropped From Nigeria's Squad To AFCON 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:58pm On Jun 09, 2019
Unserious fellow

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