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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:15pm On Jun 01, 2019
Who cares if it's boring or not when Van dijk is about to become the 3rd defender to win the ballondor

UCL
UEFA super cup
FIFA world club cup
FA community shield
European nations league (2nd place)
UEFA defender of the year
UEFA club footballer of the year
European footballer of the year
FIFA best player of the year

Van dijk what a wonderful season
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:41pm On Jun 01, 2019
fecta:
Van dijk


Best defender in the world
For Ballondor too
Crime › Re: “you Were Friends With Benefits” –judge Tells Lady Who Accused Colleague Of Rape by Jokerman(m): 9:29pm On Jun 01, 2019
Maybe she lost her real boyfriend because of this cause, and this her work colleagues refused to do anything serious with her.... See pain grin... When they tell you, limit with you'd closeness with the opposite sex colleague, una no go hear
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Over 60,000 Candidates Sit For NNPC Test by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Jun 01, 2019
Lol... 60,000 clowns
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:32pm On Jun 01, 2019
Liverpool for the UCL

Virgil van dijk for the ballondor

As a true Barcelona fan that I am grin, last year I supported Liverpool against Madrid, so I must support them again this year grin
Romance › Re: ManMen by Jokerman(m): 4:20pm On Jun 01, 2019
Leriebloom o... My God, I even had to go to Instagram to check her out...
Romance › Re: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by Jokerman(m): 4:18pm On Jun 01, 2019
At least 40k-50k if you are earning salary, and don't marry who her mouth don wide o.. There are many good considerate ladies who are also graduates and exposed....
Crime › Re: Ezekiel Mayowa: LASPOTECH Student Commits Suicide As Girlfriend Dumps Him by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Jun 01, 2019
Ode at 34... And you think devil will allow you rest in hell fire you are now??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ucl Final: Tottenham Vs Liverpool What's Your Prediction? by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Jun 01, 2019
Liverpool to win because of VVD... This guy deserves UCL with the ballondor
Business › Re: Huawei Cuts Technical Meetings With US Contacts,send US Workers Home by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Jun 01, 2019
All these rants doesn't stop the USA from being world number one....

China will still succumb sha ni grin
Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Real Madrid Shirt Number 'revealed' by Jokerman(m): 9:24am On Jun 01, 2019
No... Hazard should not wear 7... He would want to live up to expectation and by so doing he wouldn't play at his best....
Sports › Re: Messi: Ronaldo Motivates Me To Be Better; I Have A Whatsapp Group With Neymar by Jokerman(m): 9:18am On Jun 01, 2019
Buh Messi fans think they know more than Messi
TV/Movies › Re: Which Movie Was Your Best MARVEL Or DC Movie? by Jokerman(m): 4:26am On Jun 01, 2019
DC : the Dark knight (The Joker)

Marvel: infinity war (Thanos)
Politics › Re: FG Declares Tuesday 4th, Wednesday 5th Public Holidays For Eid-Al-Fitr by Jokerman(m): 2:53am On Jun 01, 2019
Barka de Salah to all Muslims

Schools will now have Tuesday-Friday as holidays probably....

Coz Thursday and Friday was to be the midterm break
Properties › Re: Cheapest Place To Rent A 2 Bedroom Flat In Lagos | Co-tenant by Jokerman(m): 3:07pm On May 31, 2019
Lekki
VI
Ogudu
Ikeja
Surulere
Yaba

All cheap places
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija's Alex Dances Gbe Body, Dressed In Engineer Outfit At “mokalik” Premiere by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On May 31, 2019
OdefaGirl:
And who told u she isn't brilliant enough to study it, or are there no women studying engineering?
An engineer won't have time for too much frivolity
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija's Alex Dances Gbe Body, Dressed In Engineer Outfit At “mokalik” Premiere by Jokerman(m): 2:32pm On May 31, 2019
phorget:
You mean people that studied engineering all had a scattered wig?
Nigerian electrical engineers that can't change ordinary bulb, Mechanical Engineers that can't change ordinary plug, Civil Engineers that can't set two courses of block and Structural Engineers that will still require the help of baba Mulika before they can give their quotation.
See how you look down on the engineering profession?? Many of you need orientation into what engineering is... Well all these quack roadside engineers na them give una mouth to talk
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija's Alex Dances Gbe Body, Dressed In Engineer Outfit At “mokalik” Premiere by Jokerman(m): 9:39am On May 31, 2019
Ode girl.

If she knows what it takes to study engineering, I don't think she'd be joking with their outfit...

The maths alone will scatter that wig on her pelebe head undecided
Travel › Re: 10 Best Countries To Live In The World In Year 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On May 31, 2019
KristaPretty:
Frustrated thing! Gerrout jor
Calabar witch
Travel › Re: Dubai Is Just Good For Tourism. Most Nigerians Are Suffering There. by Jokerman(m): 9:35am On May 31, 2019
You are very right though .... Some persons don't know
Travel › Re: 10 Best Countries To Live In The World In Year 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:30am On May 31, 2019
KristaPretty:
If you have a stable Job and business, Nigeria is a good place to live and enjoy your money with limited bills. There you pay for almost everything including water to take your bath. The only thing I see there is constant light and security with good roads, but the bills there are much.
Soon they will be paying to breathe.

Third to comment. grin grin grin grin grin grin
mugu
Romance › Re: Dell by Jokerman(m): 9:16am On May 31, 2019
Lol... Lies grin
Politics › Re: Ayade Quit As Cross River Governor, His Deputy Take Over by Jokerman(m): 7:55am On May 31, 2019
Cocoberry no get work this morning abi... Looku looku undecided
Travel › Re: Dangote Truck And Bus Collide In Plateau, Many Dead (Disturbing Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:48pm On May 30, 2019
Dangote again...... sad
Sports › Re: Pedro Rodriguez, The First Player To Win The 5 Top Trophies In World Football by Jokerman(m): 4:42pm On May 30, 2019
maxwell530:
who's Pepsi?
Pessi not Pepsi
Sports › Re: Pedro Rodriguez, The First Player To Win The 5 Top Trophies In World Football by Jokerman(m): 4:41pm On May 30, 2019
freemanbubble:
Pedro the runner
That guy can run out of the field thinking he is still within the pitch

Another Moda fuckkker who runs like mumu in pitch is bale, lenon, sane, theo Walcott that year, mbappe

Valencia be also dey run but that one nor get sense
Bale get some sense

Valencia
Lennon
Theo Walcott
Denilson
Jesus navas
Sports › Re: Pedro Rodriguez, The First Player To Win The 5 Top Trophies In World Football by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On May 30, 2019
maxwell530:
some players will be glad to throway their individual awards for World Cup
Lies... Pessi doesn't care about World Cup... Barcelona and Olympic medal is ok for him to be greater than Pele and Maradona and their ilks.... grin
Sports › Re: Pedro Rodriguez, The First Player To Win The 5 Top Trophies In World Football by Jokerman(m): 3:37pm On May 30, 2019
And he never won any individual award??
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Overtakes Man Utd As Europe's Most Valuable Club- KPMG by Jokerman(m): 12:15pm On May 30, 2019
MJBOLT:
this is the only table list where man u can finish in top 4 this season,next season in the EPL they will finish 6th again
Yet 20 EPL and 3UCL producing about 6 ballondor winners and the only team to produce the FIFA best player from the EPL...

Until you meet this record.... Respect! Respect!
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Scores Stunning Volley Goal In Europa League Final, Fans React(Photos by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On May 30, 2019
CrestMan:
That free-kick goal is been considered as one of the best goals of the season for puska award and that goal is also capable of giving him his 6th Ballon d'or smiley
Lol... Messi can never win PUSKAS with that goal; and his ballondor rating is shaking already grin
Sports › Re: Chelsea's Pedro Sets New Mark With Unparalleled Trophy Haul After Europa League by Jokerman(m): 7:21am On May 30, 2019
And some people want to remain in one place winning one thing over and over again angry

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