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Politics › Re: . by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On May 15, 2019
But ikpeANU is the best governor in Ngeria na... He gave us karosene grin
Politics › Re: Alarm: Yoruba Forests Host 1,123 Cells Of Armed Fulani Herdsmen - Oodua Group! by Jokerman(m): 12:50pm On May 15, 2019
goodnessme1:
We yoruba muslims dont have problem with that.
You are right ma... If anything happens, they won't touch us Muslims like them... grin
Culture › Re: Marry 5 Wives Or Go To Jail - Swaziland King, Mswati by Jokerman(m): 12:46pm On May 15, 2019
Yameater:
Where is it writen in the Bible that Christians cannot marry more than one wife ?
Matthew 19:4
Culture › Re: Marry 5 Wives Or Go To Jail - Swaziland King, Mswati by Jokerman(m): 12:43pm On May 15, 2019
ennon92:
Keep deceiving urselfs, some Christians in marriage these days are having concubines and side chicks outside...wetin con be the difference
Congratulations for winning "some Christians these days have concubines and chicks outside" award
Culture › Re: Marry 5 Wives Or Go To Jail - Swaziland King, Mswati by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On May 15, 2019
Christians don't marry more than one wife Sir... We will rather obey God than men
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Female Traditionalist: My Greatest Regret In Life Is Going To Church by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On May 15, 2019
Proffdada:
Losers keep misinterpreting Christianity
And charlatans keep using Christianity as a money factory
Your pic is a terrible lie... Joel Oesteen will never do this.... Repent bro and stop defaming men of God
Romance › Re: Igbo Men Are Generally Insufferable And Very Misogynistic - Nigerian Lady by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On May 15, 2019
You want men who would leave you to be sleeping around or what??
Sports › Re: Van Persie Gets Guard Of Honor As Referee And Players Stopped Match by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On May 15, 2019
The day Cristiano Ronaldo will retire ehn... OMG!!!!

Sporting Lisbon
Manchester United
Real Madrid
Juventus
Portugal

What a day!!!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 10:23pm On May 14, 2019
Octopusssy:
Na vigil? cheesy
That's the only time I have got for movies babe except I'm on leave. I also watch these series every week

Super girl
Legends of tomorrow
Arrow
Blindspot
Agents of shield
Gotham
Seal team
Bones
The Flash
Shadow hunters
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke And Onyi Alex Sex Scene Got Celebrities, Fans Talking by Jokerman(m): 9:14pm On May 14, 2019
And na one man go marry this Onyi Alex later in life
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 9:12pm On May 14, 2019
Octopusssy:
So many movies on my laptop, so little time. 24 hours is not enough. It should be 27 hours to make one day. Time is flying fast, it has left me dizzy and with a nagging headache that just won't go away. cry
This is how I plan my movie watching... Every Friday night from 10pm-2am or 3am...
Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles 25 Man Provisional List For AFCON by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On May 14, 2019
Lol... Yeye team
Sports › Re: Real Madrid relatease £150m To Sign Paul Pogba by Jokerman(m): 6:02am On May 14, 2019
Lol... Good grin
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On May 13, 2019
thedio:
winning champions league does not make u a better team as u need some element of luck.league requires consistency for a period of 38weeks or matches.man utd won league with just 79 points that year against city team that won with 98 points.put man utd 79 points on the log of just concluded season and tell me their position.Mind u man city was two winning away from champions league final this yr.
Oga.... Winning with 79 points tells you how tough the league was that year...

Man utd 1999
EPL
FA cup
UCL
UEFA best player
European best player (2nd)
FIFA best player (2nd)
EPL golden boot

Man utd 2008
EPL
FA cup
Community shield
UEFA best player
European best player
EPL best player
FIFA ballondor best player
World club cup champions
EPL golden boot
UCL golden boot

Man city 2018/2019

EPL
Carling cup
FA cup (probably)
98 points

So judging from the records , which team was better??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'A Waste Of Money'- Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis by Jokerman(m): 6:41pm On May 13, 2019
maxwell530:
This is the First time in 10 years Ronaldo will fail to score up-to 30 goals in all competitions in a season. I just can't believe he will be behind the likes of Mbappe, lewandolski in the race for European Golden shoe.

This season has been a tough season for Ronaldo but I trust him to come back stronger next season but age and the way Juve is built to be a highly defensive minded team will cause a huge blow to Ronaldo scoring unless they change their style of play and hire a very attacking minded manager.
In my opinion, I think Juve move is a wrong move for him. A psg or man City would've been a banger for him but as Napoli president said, it seems only Juve was ready to take that risk.



Ronaldo is one or the most hardworking player I ever see in my life, so I wish him best of luck in the serie A.
Ronaldo has 30 goals in all competitions this season
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'A Waste Of Money'- Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis by Jokerman(m): 6:40pm On May 13, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Bro don't misunderstand what I wrote.....so let me make it clearer for you: someone that was bought to WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, and fail miserably to do so, is indeed a failure.
Lol... So Guardiola first year in England was a failure??

Or Guardiola is a failure in Europe??

Or Messi is a failure at Barca

Or perhaps this is Ronaldo last and only season at Juventus??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'A Waste Of Money'- Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis by Jokerman(m): 10:18am On May 13, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
After this 1st failed season at Juve, do you really think some fool will still spend 100M on CR7.....really?!
So someone that won the league and Italian supercopa with 22 league goals and 10 assists in his first season is a failure??
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On May 13, 2019
thedio:
this team is far better
Than a team that won the UCL??
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On May 13, 2019
olaBC007:
They are winning the treble too this season
Which treble ??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which State Has A Lot Of Job Opportunities And Low Cost Of Living? by Jokerman(m): 9:32am On May 13, 2019
You better stay in Lagos and look for jobs in areas like ikeja, or the island

And live in areas like Oworo, Bariga, Ojota, Agege, Mafoluku etc....

You need to work as well as have a life

Other cities though

Ibadan
Aba
Abeokuta
Sports › Re: Manchester City Players Celebrate Premier League Title In Dressing Room (photos by Jokerman(m): 7:37am On May 13, 2019
Who cares.... Madrid is still the best club ever
Romance › Re: I Need A Religious graduate as roommate by Jokerman(m): 6:07am On May 13, 2019
Leriebloom:
Lol. Message at your own risk grin
What kind of bracelet are you wearing?? Are you a cultist or what??
Phones › Re: The Galaxy A Series! by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On May 12, 2019
adibo:
Pls, who is using a Samsung A20 phone?
Any pro??
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Trolled For His New Looks After UCL Exit (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:50pm On May 12, 2019
Guruindahouse:
Can you tell me why Van dijk will win it if Spurs beat them in champions league final.
Lol.. Of cos he won't win it... However as I am a Barcelona fan, I wan Liverpool to win the UCL
Sports › Re: Who Is The Greatest Male African Football Player Of All Time? by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On May 12, 2019
Etoo
George Weah
Nwankwo Kanu
Didier Drogba
Mohammed Aboutreka
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On May 12, 2019
osazsky:
gbam,,,though Liverpool has not won d EPL for some yrs now,I think they have more prospect,,,if any team is to win it next. I feel it should b Liverpool, they played excellently well,,,but pep was smarter,,,,I don't see man u winning it till eternity just like blackburn though am not a Liverpool fan, i think kloop deserves an accolade, ,,olie is not diff from mou,he is a scam also
You this Barcelona fan calling Mou a scam?? Pep is the bigger scam being a local champion
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:02pm On May 12, 2019
osazsky:
it doesn't change d fact DAT u are in d past now,,,ask ac millan,, ,to explain wat past means, football has evoveled and is very intense now
The same way Barca is in the past in Europe now
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On May 12, 2019
osazsky:
u said this same thing last year,for ur info pep bought only one player this season,,d big head marez, , its not in d transfer market that d prob lies,it has to do with tactics,pattern and rhythm
That's why he couldn't win the UCL with Bayern and city now abi??
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Trolled For His New Looks After UCL Exit (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 8:58pm On May 12, 2019
Van dijk for ballondor.... Messi blew his chance
Sports › Re: Manchester City Retains Premier League Title, Equals Man United Record (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On May 12, 2019
dominique:
Back to back titles
Chelsea also won back to back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On May 12, 2019
HimName:
Some people in Spain be supporting Man City. grin

I dey come maa go watch city match for Istifanus viewing centre. The Tuesday wiping touch body nor be small. grin
As in ehn... Na Tottenham dem wan support for finals too

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