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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:15am On May 07, 2019
osazsky:
oga go and sleep,the greatest club in england that has a wall as a striker,and has a Sanchez that collects free salary,everyone knows DAT d club is not been run well,u can have money and still b foolish,do u think this current man u team can defeat a determined lobi star team if Webb was not d one officiating,,, nor b man u way Everton trash 4
Man utd is still the greatest club in England bro, just like Madrid is in Spain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:13am On May 07, 2019
Moukandjo:
Pep actually took over a Barca that were trophyless for 2 good seasons. During those two years, they were bashed home & away by Madrid & even has an abysmal league record of 19 wins 10 draws & 9 freaking loses in one of those years!
Pep came, did major shakeups in the squad by releasing Deco, Ronaldinho, Zambrotta, Giovanni, Edmilson, Thuram, & introducing Busquets & Pedro & brought back Pique. Do you need me to remind you what he won in his first season? grin
Until Mourinho came and made 100 points with that same clueless barkalona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:08am On May 07, 2019
Moukandjo:
My guy, how will you sleep this night now?
Your Mourinho sacked for being a failure after spending £400m;
Your c.ronaldo carrying badluck to Juve & bundled out of the Italian cup for the first time in years after consecutive winnings & also in the UCL quarters for the first time in a while by kids;
Your Klopp going trophyless as usual;
The Barca & Messi you hate on their way to the treble;
The Guardiola you don't like on his way to a domestic treble.
This is too much for you to bear, my guy! Take heart! grin
So because Madrid pitied you now and allow you enter semi final this year, you can't respect your egbonhuh

And Manchester United is still the greatest club in England, Madrid the greatest in Spain, Europe and the world...

And whether you like it or not

EPL, lAliga and serie title is more colorful than just lAliga title....... grin

Mourinho won 3 titles in Man utd egbon and he's also won of EPL greatest ever coaches, hope you know that??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:05am On May 07, 2019
osazsky:
I know,,,,but from d way things are going,,,man u is stylishing bending towards Aston villas path,futbool has evolved, do u know we ones had countries like united Arab republic. ,southern Vietnam,Tibet,southern Hungary and Yugoslavia,,,,I have been studying my map couldn't see these countries again but all I saw was Eritrea,Montenegro and serbia,Kosovo ,,pls continue in this path and I bet u in d next 3-6 years we will be looking for man u on a football map we nor go see them,,,,it most have been forgotten by then,,,if u play a determined Aston villa side self are u show u can beat them or get a shot on target,,spits
Lolsss... Let's see next season na...

However how can you meet 13 EPL titles bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 11:14pm On May 06, 2019
osazsky:
I didn't see Aston villa,Nottingham forest and harmburg they have all won d UCL twice are u sure this ur history is correct,I thought u were good in history self
Lol... They are still above Man city in history ... Don't worry, you'd still try to catch man united if you can
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:56pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Maybe; but then again, maybe not. We could argue that as Barca would be top 3 of any such list.

But no ardent club follower would put Manchester United on any greatest list. Ever. Right now, Tottenham is greater than you. You can only slug it out with Watford.
In every greatest ever club list, Manchester United is always there

Real Madrid
AC Milan
Bocajuniors
Barcelona
Manchester United
Bayern Munich
Ajax

Sohuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:52pm On May 06, 2019
KendrickAyomide:
you won 6 of those titles before 1960
Lol... Omo Barcelona with fake stats as usual.... grin... Oga fergie won those titles
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:51pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Since 2010 alone, Chelsea and Manchester United have each spent more than $1 billion on transfers like Man. City but Man. United have continued to be underachievers.
https://www.90min.com/posts/6162984-revealed-the-7-clubs-who-have-spent-more-than-1bn-on-transfers-since-2010

In fact, since 2010, Man. United have spent more than Real Madrid but Madrid have had 4 UCLs, 2 La Ligas and many Super Cups in this time. Man. United is a white elephant project. It should be dismantled.
Let your man city win 13 EPL titles or even 1 UCL first...

Man city is still in the league of Aston villa and Nottingham forest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:33pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Guardiola took over in the 2008/2009 season and dominated the league and continent in just 4 years.

2009 - Barca.
2010- Semi final
2011 - Barca.
2012- Semi final.

Guardiola won the Super Cup in those times too but record-breaking statistics. He did all of these with a relatively young and inexperienced team.

Now he's moved to England and chased you all and owed the yard.
Oga you dominated nothing in Europe 2008-2012...
Can you compare it to Madrids European domination??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:23pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Yes... 13 EPL titles when you get free money to buy Di Maria for 75 million and sell him for less. Man United are amongst the top 7 highest spending clubs in the last 6 years but you are still underachievers. You try to berate Man. City for spending on players when you have spent more than them in about half a decade. Hypocrisy? Very much so.

Old Trafford would be more rewarding as a museum of natural history.
Lolsss... Barcheatlona fan sees 13 titles as a mountain to climb for his Arab money city... grin... How much did we spend to win those titles bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:17pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
By default, Chelsea and Man. United fans hate Messi (and Barcelona by extension too). We don't care about their shitty clubs too.
Barca fans make too much mouth and you are not the greatest team in Spain nor in Europe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Funny. Mourinho is a big coach in his own right. Chelsea's money is an added advantage. He won in Portugal too.


Guardiola dominated Spanish and European club football from 2008 to 2012 with mostly freshly picked graduates of Barca's La Masia.

UCL asides, he reached Semi-finals with Bayern and dominated Germany than ever before.

You 6chesther United fans should focus your superiority fights with Watford and Wolves. After all, Aston Villa were once European champions. You are history now. Accept your fate.
Barca fans and warped history... When did you dominate European football�

2008- Man utd
2009- Barca
2010- Inter
2011- Barca
2012- Chelsea

So how did your dominate European football o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
He's racked up statistics and played fluid dominate football without having to play the clumsy, boring bus-parking style of football the EPL is infamous and decimating ever team, leaving tear-stained eyes in your wake.




Man. United is no longer even king in Manchester. How's that for a reply?! cheesy
Style that can't win treble or go unbeaten over a season, that one na style....

Man utd is still king... Meet 13 EPL titles first before making mouth here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On May 06, 2019
philip0906:
Stop this nonsense!
Oga produce this records first and stop making noise

13 EPL titles
1 treble wining season
5 trophies in a season
3 UCL trophies
1st English club to produce Fifa best player (Ronaldo)
1st and only English club to produce UCL golden boot players (Ronaldo and Nistelrooy)
3ce back to back EPL

Until then gbenu soun
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On May 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Most of you became Madrid and Juventus fans because of Penaldo.

Man. City has the Barca blueprint plus Pep Guardiola and several Barcelona players and ex players are a core of the Man. City.

What's more? Man. City and Guardiola have continued to humiliate you Barca-hating EPL clubs and fans. Long shall the humiliation continue.
Lol... What special thing did Guardiola do in England other than getting 100 points??

Remember Man UTD is still king in England
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 0) On 6th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:05pm On May 06, 2019
Lol... Barcelona fans are too funny.... All of them supporting Man city to win the league
Sports › Re: "Cristiano Rescued Juventus From Relegation" - Ronaldo Mom Error On Social Media by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On May 06, 2019
lordparcel:
Was that the Challenge?....Chai Penaldo is finished dude cant dribble past my Grandma henow comes up with an excuse.....If not that Ronaldo Played in the Epl where the English Media hype flops he wouldnt have been this popular....Mind you the tap-in Merchant was bought to win the UCL so every other thing is irrelevant....Challenge my A$$
Congratulations
Phones › Re: Samsung A20 by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On May 06, 2019
It's a great phone... You'd love the feel and the design and battery is very strong, and being Samsung, it's classy

Bought it for my wife
Travel › Re: Photos Of Mile 2, Apapa Expressway by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On May 06, 2019
Mhennnnn!!! Eko oni bajeeeee grin
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After Wife Tells Him He Didn't Father Their Only Son (pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:49am On May 06, 2019
So you decided to go to hell fire and the same woman will repent one day, move on and probably make heaven??
Sports › Re: Man United Miss Out On Top Four After Draw With Huddersfield by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On May 06, 2019
northvietnam:
If u want result from Jose, just give him money, keep giving him money to buy already made players
Like Guardiola??
Phones › Re: Please Help... Infinix S4 Or Xiaomi Redmi 7 by Jokerman(op): 1:25am On May 06, 2019
zamanii:
Boss how is the performance of the Samsung A20 camera and performance wise? would you recommend it to someone who uses phone for all its functions and not just calling and texting.

If you got the RN7 which would you recommend between the RN7 and A20. Apologies for the plenty questions, it's for research purposes
Bro I think you should compare both gadgets on gsmarena
Phones › Re: Please Help... Infinix S4 Or Xiaomi Redmi 7 by Jokerman(op): 5:23pm On May 05, 2019
madgoat:
Your wife would prefer the infinix than the xiaomi. Remember shes not all about tech but something to flaunt. No matter how nice the xiaomi is in terms of specs, she may not appreciate it as much as if its an Infinix S4 you got for her. Her friends may even make jest of the xiaomi since its not a common brand. Learn how to understand women. Besides the infinix S4 is also a very nice fone with nice specs.
You may be right bro... I actually got her s Samsung A20... I want to buy the RN7 for mesef
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Outlet Now At Computer Village, Ikeja Lagos. by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On May 05, 2019
asuustrike1:
Are these phones 4g LTE?
Yes they are
Phones › Re: Please Help... Infinix S4 Or Xiaomi Redmi 7 by Jokerman(op): 7:58am On May 05, 2019
Thanks for the reviews ... I'm going for Xiaomi now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On May 04, 2019
Up Liverpool

Shame to barkalona fans
Phones › Re: Is Infinix S4 A Good Phone? by Jokerman(m): 7:04pm On May 04, 2019
Get Samsung a20..... 55k
Romance › Why Do People Cheat In Relationships by Jokerman(op): 7:01pm On May 04, 2019
I think this question needs to be answered and if there is any way to solve this problems of cheating

1. Greed
2. Dissatisfaction
3. Love of money
4. Peer pressure
5. Lack of care or concern
6. Lack of fear of God
7. Forceful relationship
8. Disturbances from countless guys or girls
9. Maltreatment
10. Not valuing what someone has

Please which of these causes cheating on a partner... And are there ways to reduce these cheating etc??
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Secures Signing Of Luka Jovic In £51m Deal With Frankfurt by Jokerman(m): 2:29pm On May 04, 2019
Hala Madrid

The greatest football club ever
Christianity Etc › Re: White Garment Church Members Twerk In Church by Jokerman(m): 10:01am On May 04, 2019
Of cos Iniquity shall abound and the love of many will wax cold
Celebrities › Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Passes US Aviation Exam by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On May 04, 2019
Fresia01:
Yes, why? Any problem?
Lol... You see me exclaim "Jesus" and you ask if there's a problem

You are very beautiful... God bless you. I don't normally commend ladies because I feel only their bf/fiancé/husband should do that, Buh I make an exception

God bless

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