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Celebrities › Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Passes US Aviation Exam by Jokerman(m): 3:07am On May 04, 2019
Fresia01:
I know where u can sell it.. Email me on amaraken001@gmail.com
Jesus!!! Please is that you on the dp?
Sports › Re: Xavi Hernandez Retires From Football by Jokerman(m): 2:36am On May 04, 2019
RexTramadol1:
Zidane was good no doubt, but Xavi is imo better and I'm entitled to my opinion




I like Zizou a lot, even Ronnie



Buh this Xavi, d way he commanded the ball and distributes it with ease is sth Spain is lacking till date
Shut it... You are just a Barcelona fan

Hope you know Zidane is amongst the top 10 greatest ever players, Xavi who??
Crime › Re: Lords Chosen Woman In Imo: Robber Shot At My Forehead But The Gun Didn't Fire by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On May 03, 2019
Praise God...

God people will continue to triumph....

Chosen for God's glory
Travel › Re: Edo State: The Heartbeat Of Nigeria In Pictures by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On May 03, 2019
So in your edoism mind, only Benin is in Edo??

Why not show us Okada, Ekiadolor, Auchi etc??
Sports › Re: Xavi Hernandez Retires From Football by Jokerman(m): 3:40pm On May 03, 2019
asha80:
backenbaeur was a defender
Also CM/DM
Sports › Re: Xavi Hernandez Retires From Football by Jokerman(m): 3:32pm On May 03, 2019
Xavi one of the greatest midfielder of all time probably in top 10 midfielders of all time

Zidane
Ronaldinho
Beckenbauer
Lampard
Lothar Mathaus
Iniesta
Xavi
Health › Re: 2000 Medical Workers Leaving Nigeria Annually – Nma by Jokerman(m): 3:29pm On May 03, 2019
Lol... Next level citizens like us don't care grin
Sports › Re: Petition To Ban Lionel Messi For Champions League ‘Punch’ Passes 3,500 Signature by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On May 03, 2019
I must follow sign... Barcelona must go home.... grin
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 9:31am On May 03, 2019
Ozkar:
see this liar. Which 4 different countries did Ronaldo win league titles? Na Ibrahimovic? You don't even know enough about the person you are hyping.

Ronaldo didn't conquer Europe. Portugal did, thanks to Eder. When it mattered most, Ronaldo's presence/absence was inconsequential and it was Eder that rose to the occasion.
With you analysis, we can safely assume Messi also has won 2 UCL as he was inconsequential in the 2005/2006 competition, also in the 2015 finals, he was also inconsequential since he didn't score a goal or even win man of the match
Sports › How Messi Scored His 600 Goals by Jokerman(op): 5:28am On May 03, 2019
This picture depicts how Messi scored his goals...

We can deduce from the pics now that Messi is a tap in master as well

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Valencia: Europa League Semi-Finals (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:53pm On May 02, 2019
BravoDe:
winning Europa is better than marking attendance in the UCL
Lol... Manshitty, PSG them
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 Official Discussion Thread by Jokerman(m): 7:25pm On May 02, 2019
Xiaomi Redmi 7 is ok for me now
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 6:54pm On May 02, 2019
Angelfrost:
Of course, Barcelona could truly pull off the treble, and it would be well-deserved. I never took issues with that... Regarding Ballon d'or, It would amount to robbery and pure sacrilege if Messi is overlooked, as no other player put in this same amount of work...

Now, asking me to kill myself for reasons I can yet fathom (we happen to concur on certain points) validates my perception of you as infantile, and achingly slow or dim-witted... A very good evening to thee.
They did it to Ronaldo last season with Modric... So nothing new
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On May 02, 2019
Frezhkid10:
...oga ur ability to comprehend is disgraceful...read the quoted article before my reply...he said modric won balloon d'or coz he reached the WC final while Ronaldo won the UCL....just reminded him that modric was also part of the team that won the UCL
Clown... Vidal plays for Manchester United abihuh??

Vidal also won the lAliga and probably win the UCL, and if Chile wins the COPA America as usual, then he must win the ballondor just like Modric
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On May 02, 2019
Ozkar:
is Ronaldo of Juve different from Ronaldo of Madrid?
Oga Ronaldo has won the league with Juve na being the highest goal scorer and assister
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 4:33pm On May 02, 2019
emae009:
Point of correction, nobody called Mourinho d special one cause he won titles everywhere. Mourinho called Mourinho the special one cause he won the Champions League with Porto in 2004.
secondly, if you want to talk about scoring from impossible angles then Ronaldo doesn't even come close. Ronaldo can score long range freekicks cause he can generate a lot of shot power but lacks accuracy. Messi has finesse and accuracy but lacks shot power
Impossible angles ke?? What are you saying bro??
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On May 02, 2019
AlphaT1:
Both messi and Ronaldo have 4 CL titles each...Una just wan argue everything without facts...Una no d tire?
Pessi fan... Ronaldo 5 UCL, Barbielona 5, Messi 4.... Abi you don forget man utd 2008 ni
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On May 02, 2019
Frezhkid10:
.... remember modric also won the UCL last year alongside c.ronaldo..
So if Chile wins the COPA America , Vidal should get the ballondor ba??

Remember this season in laliga and UCL, Messi is Barcelona highest goal scorer and assister, Buh if Vidal wins COPA America and Golden ball then he should win the ballondor like Modric abi? grin
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 4:00pm On May 02, 2019
Airhuncho:
Please try to make ronaldo as relevant as u can this week oh bcus the whole football world is just talking about messi, ur all he has.
Lol... Na Liverpool give you mouth na
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 1:36pm On May 02, 2019
Dayvid2:
Awards for Messi this season.
FIFA player of the year,
UEFA player of the year,
La Liga player of the year,
Copa del rey Golden boot,
La Liga Golden boot,
UCL Golden boot.

If e Dy pain you go and drink sniper�
COPA America awaits you.... grin

And the way Ronaldo was cheated last season, so that he won't win ballondor ahead of Messi, will be the same way Messi would be cheated
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 1:32pm On May 02, 2019
ArticleBeast:
A foolish post...So Ibrahimovic is greater than Ronaldo
Did ibrahimovic win any individual award or set any record like Ronaldo did??
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Learned From The Champions League. by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On May 02, 2019
Lol... All these Messi fans sef angry... Messi will never win the ballondor because COPA America will disqualify him...

Remember Ronaldo won the UCL last year, Buh Modric still won the ballondor

Any year there's international competition, that's where the ballondor is determined
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 1:07pm On May 02, 2019
Jahwinaboy:
U mean DAT keeper of man u? Guy appreciate messi for once
Lol... I didn't disrespect Messi, it was you who disrespect Ronaldo and I corrected your error
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On May 02, 2019
GBOKASINCHA:
Ronaldo can never score that kinda free kick...especially at that kind of moment
What about against Spain at the World Cup when Portugal was losing bro, against the workd's best Gk?
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On May 02, 2019
Memberclub:
@Topmaike007 @jokerman both of you should take this. I know you guys are going through a lot right now. grin
Lol... 2nd leg.. 4-0 for anfield... We go use supporter noises take scatter una
Sports › Re: Picture Of Messi And Suarez In Their Dressing Room After Beating Liverpool. by Jokerman(m): 11:11am On May 02, 2019
Liverpool 4 Barcelona 0... 2nd leg we can do it

Athletico did it
Juve did it
Roma did it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:41am On May 02, 2019
ThierryJay:
Oga, dey lie small small nah. You CR7 fans made a louder noise when he scored the hattrick against a weak Spanish defence. You were even humiliating Messi all over social media with memes the next day he missed the penalty against Iceland! You guys were literally screaming!

It's Ronaldo's turn to be humiliated. And sadly for you, he may never even achieve the heights he previously reached in the UCL.

Lest I forget, Messi is definitely GREATER than CR7. I would have said Ronaldo but that's an insult to the real phenomenon, Ronaldo Da Lima.
CR7 is greater than Messi Oga... Messi might be better on the field of play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:37pm On May 01, 2019
kinibigdeal:
Aside the freekick. What other fantastic thing did Messi did today?
Honestly nothing....

Ronaldinho has done something similar
Ronaldo
Zidane
Maradona

Buh just so his fans can prove that he's greater than Ronaldo, that's why...

Ronaldo score hat trick against Spain at the World Cup, scored 40 yards freekick against Arsenal etc... We no make noise o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:03pm On May 01, 2019
See bastard Salah and Mane.... angry angry... Score goal una no go score... Una want make Messi win world best ni... Woh 2nd leg Liverpool 4 Barbielona 0... Unless I go term una bottle pool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:51pm On May 01, 2019
2nd half Liverpool let's start with gengen pressing.... Barcelona must go home...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys Bugatti La Voiture Noire, World's Most Expensive Car by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On May 01, 2019
jimcaddy:
Vanity upon vanity. He should have donated such to Nigeria to help us with the credit crunch. But I trust our leaders to embezzle it...
Better to drive this vanity than to be using okada, trekking or keke vanity... After all, money or no money, all na vanity
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys Bugatti La Voiture Noire, World's Most Expensive Car by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On May 01, 2019
Bruno3000:
can it fly? waste of money
Poverty.. Die die die die.... Amen

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