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Sports › Re: Messi Needs To Step Up When It Matters Most by Jokerman(op): 11:30am On May 09, 2019
Nbote:
U ppl are funny... Man single handedly drag his team to d semi finals and dey lost but he didn't do enough? U claim Neymar won it for Barca last tym but U didn't mention who dragged dem to d final. What happened to Neymar afta he left since he was beta dan Messi. Ronaldo crashed out with Juve d other day but all U ppl talked about was how d Juventus team is useless despite getting to d semi finals each of d last 3yrs.
Lol... So wasn't it Neymar who impacted in the finalshuh

Remember you Barca fans say that it was Eder that won Portugal the Euros and Bale that won Madrid the UCL??
Sports › Messi Needs To Step Up When It Matters Most by Jokerman(op): 6:31am On May 09, 2019
For Messi fans, y'all should know that Messi needs to step up whenever it matters most.

Take a look at that Liverpool match, who would have believed Barcelona won't get a single goal? It's a big disappointment to a club as big as Barcelona, and having Messi in that team makes it worse.

This has been happening since 2015, in the finals against Juve, if not for Neymar and Iniesta (who won man of the match at the finals), Barca might have lost it.. However since then till now, Barcelona keeps losing at crucial stages, especially when ahead

Let me remind Messi fans some instances Messi has stepped up

In the UCL 2012 against Madrid, we know how Messi took the bull by the horn
In the UCL 2009 & 2011 finals against UTD, we saw how he also won the game. That's how you win the ballondor or Fifa best player or even considered goat

Playing 3 important finals with Argentina, and lost all... In fact that's too bad for a player who is considered goat
Sports › Re: Ajax 2-3 Tottenham: Fans, Players, Coach Celebrate After Comeback Win (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:14am On May 09, 2019
internationalman:
That was a World Cup year shit is probably bound to happen in it..

Well let's wait and see
There are 3 international competitions this year too

UEFA nations league
COPA America
AFCON

Messi has to do well in COPA ... We both know that, don't expect another abysmal performance to give him ballondor
Sports › Re: Ajax 2-3 Tottenham: Fans, Players, Coach Celebrate After Comeback Win (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:11am On May 09, 2019
Deucalion:
who was premier league's player of the season?. He was just speaking facts, not because he's an African but van dijk naturally had a better season....
Bro last year, Modric didn't even win Madrid player of the season, let alone lAliga player of the year, yet he won the ballondor... Messi was the top contender, Buh another abysmal performance when it mattered most has opened it up
Sports › Re: Ajax 2-3 Tottenham: Fans, Players, Coach Celebrate After Comeback Win (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:08am On May 09, 2019
internationalman:
Really I don't see who will win the award ahead of Messi in Liverpool players...

Liverpool is maybe the best team in Europe. But balloon d'or is about the best individual performance and consistency on their part.
Lol... When Modric won it last year, did we believe he would have after winning the UCL?? Messi will just win UEFA forward of the year, Buh UEFA best player will go to van dijk or Salah... This is no more Blatter or Platini era
Sports › Re: Ajax 2-3 Tottenham: Fans, Players, Coach Celebrate After Comeback Win (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:06am On May 09, 2019
Bmas01:
and they should give Mo Saleh his world best cox nobody to compete wit him
Van dijk bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:00pm On May 08, 2019
Like this, like this... Extra time??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On May 08, 2019
PopeFlatino:
grin Cr7 fan boys no dey project their boy again oo because they know he stood no chance....now na anax players and Van dijk they wan present to challenge Messi grin
No be Wetin you do last year with Salah and Modrichuh??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ajax Vs Tottenham Hotspur: UCL Semi-Finals (2 - 3) On 8th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On May 08, 2019
Olorirubu Tottenham grin

Liverpool vs Ajax finals... Beautiful
Christianity Etc › Re: Countries Ranked According To Prayer, Daddy Freeze Reacts by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On May 08, 2019
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Lucifersticala grin grin grin grin grin
I'm waiting for his new nick: luciferbible
Sports › Re: Liverpool Exposes The G.O.A.T by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On May 08, 2019
cr7lomo:
Have u forgotten that the ewu capitulated when Germany trashed Argentina 4.0 in the 2010 WC quarter final...
Lol.. In the 2014 finals against Germany, that was how he choked...and started blaming Higuain.... grin cheesy grin
Sports › Re: Liverpool Exposes The G.O.A.T by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On May 08, 2019
Messi has always been exposed as one who capitulates under intense pressure since 2015...

Messi of 2009-2014 was so effective ... Maybe he's gotten more comfortable

However it keep degrading his ballondor wins grin

2 COPA America finals and he couldn't win 1, and you have the guts to call him G.o.a.t... Lol
Sports › Re: Liverpool Fans Shares Moment Messi Promised To Bring Trophy To Camp Nou by Jokerman(m): 11:05am On May 08, 2019
cr7lomo:
grin grin grin ...the mumu think say as real Madrid and cr7 don part ways, say Im go win am... Ronaldo and real Madrid had to part ways to give their spanish brother Barca chance to win CL , as in no b only them go de chop na... Na im Barca think say messi and ororo de d sane level...only to crash again.... One thing I know about ronaldo is that he will never allow a 3 goal lead slip away, even if his defenders and midfield players de 4k up... He will make sure he scores ....even if na tap in grin grin ... Na yesterday Barca fans know say tap in important pass beautified goals grin grin grin
Lol.... Dem be dey pray for tapin
Sports › Re: 5 Things We Are Still Learning From The Champions League by Jokerman(m): 6:39am On May 08, 2019
Nbote:
Lolzzz dis one na Ronaldo fan... Liverpool simply made sure Barca didn't play their passing game... U claim Ronaldo always delivers Abi, where are Juventus?
Oga Ronaldo scored home and away against Ajax
Sports › Re: Luis Suarez Slams Barcelona Teammates After Defeat To Liverpool In The Champions by Jokerman(m): 6:26am On May 08, 2019
Congrats Barkinglonas for graduating from Quarterlona to Semilona grin grin
Sports › Re: Luis Suarez Slams Barcelona Teammates After Defeat To Liverpool In The Champions by Jokerman(m): 3:33am On May 08, 2019
Messi fans be dey even pray for tapin goal.. Lol angry
Sports › Re: Liverpool And Fans Celebrate (4 - 0) Win Against Barcelona (photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:12am On May 08, 2019
LeoFish92:
Lol, he's still gonna clinch it this year... A domestic double, European golden shoe, champions league top scorer... Just forget about that one
Lol... How would he clinch it?? Have you forgotten there's COPA America this year too... grin

Remember Ronaldo won all last year and still lost to Modric
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:56pm On May 07, 2019
biebs:
He has done enuf to win the balloon d'or and world best even without winning dis yrs UCL it won't change it.... or else u hv a better contender for the honour
Lol... Van diyk for ballondor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On May 07, 2019
Moukandjo:
I thought Pep was winning the sextuplet simply because he had Messihuh If I hear you sycophants of Mourinho & the tap-in master talk that thing again ehn?
Congrats Barca fan for winning "penaldo went out before us" trophy..... grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:29pm On May 07, 2019
Toll... Messi Aigbe grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On May 07, 2019
Who cares?? I will score against eibar and getafe next week, and also bottle COPA America this year and my fans will expect me to win ballondor grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:58pm On May 07, 2019
Messi fans eti ku lowo mi angry grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On May 07, 2019
Honestly this is a shame really... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:16pm On May 07, 2019
3-0.... Wetin angry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On May 07, 2019
Injury na bad thing o... grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Family Visit New CR7 Hotel Site In Marrakech, Morroco (Pho by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On May 07, 2019
Business man
Sports › Re: Ten Highest-paid Footballers In Europe by Jokerman(m): 7:54pm On May 07, 2019
Sanchez.... Yahoo boy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On May 07, 2019
Liverpool 4 Babylona 0
Phones › Re: Good Phones by Jokerman(m): 10:53am On May 07, 2019
Samsung A10
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Sports › Before You Call EPL Farmers League by Jokerman(op): 10:32am On May 07, 2019
Now some of you may be tempted to call EPL farmers league especially a certain cliché of fans ( we know them supporting a particular club )... Now look at this facts;

1. When Manchester United was winning the league 13 times, it wasn't called a farmers league

2. When Manchester United won the league back to back thrice, we didn't call it farmers league

3. Remember Arsenal had the "invincibles" which no other team has done in any league, yet EPL wasn't called farmers league

4. When Man utd won the treble (1999) and the double (2008), we still didn't call it farmers league

5. Three coaches have won the EPL back to back and yet it wasn't called the farmer league

6. No golden boot winner has ever scored above 35 goals in the EPL, unlike some leagues where two wingers scored 98 league goals in a season.... angry

7. Greater players than those you support now have played in the EPL, and done wonders , yet it wasn't called Farmers league

So with these points, I have drawn up so far, why then are you calling the EPL farmers league now??
Sports › Re: Man City Overtakes Man United As Most Valuable Premier League Club by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On May 07, 2019
EmzyT:
Not only the Valuable EPL Club but the most Reliable team in England. Man.city Never Dissapoints. Dem don give me money tire! We The Barca Fans will Forever Love you LegendGuardiola, keep dominating the EPL while we (Barcelona) keep dominating the World of Football cool cool
Was Guardiola bought to win premier league??
Sports › Re: See The Hilarious Reply FC Barcelona Gave To Liverpool FC On Twitter (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On May 07, 2019
Barcelona fans ehn... They forget they have been flopping at this stage for over 3 years now, just because Madrid allowed them to reach this stage now, we won't hear word

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