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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Apr 17, 2019
Another PEP Guardiola failure looming grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Apr 17, 2019
R2bees:
Raheem Sterling should be a contender for Player of the season. I don't like him but Forget that guy has improved alot, especially his finishing. We nearly swapped him with Sanchez back then. Pep is the greatest coach ever. He should consider national team football at least to cement my claim of him being the greatest coach of all time by the time he wins world cup.
Lol... Who is PEP where Ferguson is... You barca fans ehn.... Buh you last sentence proves Messi isn't goat yet until he wins something with national team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Apr 17, 2019
Oh men... See match
Sports › Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Jokerman(m): 8:13pm On Apr 17, 2019
Josskute:
Firstly, he is european top scorer cos of number of games played, check the stats. Messi has a better goals to games played ratio on that one. Then Messi will win the ballondor if he plays in the finals cos he has all the individual awards this season, goals, assists, shots on target, etc. And just so u know, Messi has scored more champions league goals than the 3 attackers combined of your great liverpool this season!! Bye Boy
Lol... Already fearing Liverpool... Refereelona
Sports › Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Jokerman(m): 7:16pm On Apr 17, 2019
Josskute:
But Messi is the top striker at barca abi? messi has won his 6th golden shoe this season and ronaldo even had to share 2014 with suarez. Now compare this your 2nd best player and young best player with messi individual achievements with argentina, thats how you rate their international performance, not beating eventual world champions in the final without him. I not fit argue sha, let messi just win his 6th ballondor this year and all this argument go finally end
Hope you know Ronaldo isEuropean continent all time goal scorer ever??

Winning 6 European golden shoe while Ronaldo has 7 UCL golden boots...

However if Messi doesn't win UCL, no Ballon or for him oh... Hope you know... Las Las he would fail with Argentina at the COPA as usual...

I tip Liverpool to win the EPL and UCL, then Salah goes on to win AFCON.. Ballondor Messi dream is over....

Remember you once supported Bayern, Juve and even Liverpool too... So don't judge me
Sports › Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Jokerman(m): 6:22pm On Apr 17, 2019
Josskute:
Why all this argument sef? don't you watch football? How can you be comparing ronaldo and messi? do you see the kind of passes he feeds players while playing from midfield? a player that is up for his third in a role european golden boot, something that is supposed to be Ronaldo's Job? Ronaldo is losing his league golden boot race to a 37year old in a lower club and you dey here dey make mouth. I Challenge you to name Ronaldo's individual awards for his country, even the europa his team mates won for him, he wasn't the top scorer nor best player. Abeg die this matter jare, they aint mates in any way.
Oga Ronaldo already has 4 European golden boots na....

I'm Portugal he was the highest goal scorer and assister when Portugal won the cup and gave the silver boot he won to Nani.. He was the 2nd best player after greizmann at that tournament....
Ronaldo has also won best young player at 2006 world cup and was in team o the tournament...
However Sha
Ronaldo.... 1 international trophy
Messi........ 0 international trophy

And I believe you know Ronaldo is not the top striker at Juventus??
Sports › Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Apr 17, 2019
prodigyhenry:
Even maradona only performed with Argentina, Pele only did wonder with Brasil. They didn't have to jump around the world to prove anything.

Sometimes arguing with Ronaldo gan boys could be so annoying
Liar.... Check out Maradona performance for Barcelona and Napoli
Also check out Pele performance for Santos and new york red
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo 'A Waste Of Money'- Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis by Jokerman(m): 11:02am On Apr 17, 2019
Frankaka8:
SO WRONG!!!! CR7 has no legs to dribble, make an assist or create chances...he just run in 18yards to head home. Juve players tried to pick him to score, cos dats d only thing he can do now. Overall, he is tiring. As juve already has old legs in d team as well.
Mhen Ronaldo already has 19 goals and 9 assists in serieA already na...
Travel › Re: The Zoo At Ikorodu by Jokerman(op): 8:52am On Apr 17, 2019
Thank you so much ma
Sports › Re: Pogba's Reaction After Messi's Goal. The Look On His Face Is Epic! by Jokerman(m): 8:21am On Apr 17, 2019
Pogba na player undecided

Imagine Messi that has been losing since 2015.. Man UTD just dash him goals
Travel › The Zoo At Ikorodu by Jokerman(op): 8:19am On Apr 17, 2019
Please I need directions on how to get to this Origin zoo at ikorodu... Plase I would be going to ikorodu via BRT, and I'm coming from Ojota

Please help with directions... Do I stop at Ogolonto or how??

Thanks people... Thanks

Mynd44
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Juventus Vs Ajax Amsterdam: UCL Quarter Finals (1 - 2) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:25am On Apr 17, 2019
maxwell530:
So Ronaldo fans can accept Ronaldo can't do it all alone and Juve players were lazy but they couldn't agree that Di Maria, Higuain, Dybala can be lazy for Argentina and they want Messi alone to do it?
They can acknowledge Ronaldo hat trick against Atletico but can't acknowledge Messi goals that took Argentina to world Cup final? They can't acknowledge Messi hat trick in the qualify that single-handedly took Argentina to world Cup......

I laugh you man Utd fans turn Madrid Cum turn Juve . And besides what happens to "Degea can save PDF file on a calculator"?
Which Messi goal took Argentina to the finals??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:27pm On Apr 16, 2019
xynerise:
The moment I saw Lingard, Ashley Young and Rashford upfront, I knew Ole was just a lucky bastard all these while grin
Lolsss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Apr 16, 2019
Mumu coach never change player..... Keep doing favoritism grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Apr 16, 2019
Stupid coach with favoritism.....
Hurl young and Lingard out.. Bring in Dalot and Lukaku...

Ode
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Apr 16, 2019
I preferred Mourinho Man UTD
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:28pm On Apr 16, 2019
Nawa.... Messi wey never score for QF for over 10years na him this pipes allow score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Apr 16, 2019
akandi4u:
Messi......... Messi has scored in 17' Ronaldo is yet to score o
Na Ronaldo you dey pursue up and down ni
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Apr 16, 2019
Man utd we can do it still.... GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Apr 16, 2019
Mhen this man still play young embarassed... Con still play Lingard....

Favoritism should allow you lose your job p
Sports › Re: De Bruyne: I Only Spoke To Mourinho Twice As A Chelsea Player by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Apr 16, 2019
PapaAdanna:
U are a Chelsea fan without you saying it... It is a waste of time to engage you people in a football argument




Mr Joker
Lol... Ia'm Juventus fan from the days of del Piero and David trezequet.

Tell us what your rated coach has won or has done that Mourinho hasn't na?? Shebi it's stats and records Noni... Buh as an arsenal fan you won't want to talk.... Or perhaps you muat have reasoned that there isn't any coach that you can bring up
Sports › Re: De Bruyne: I Only Spoke To Mourinho Twice As A Chelsea Player by Jokerman(m): 3:28pm On Apr 16, 2019
PapaAdanna:
Ur name says it all...
Just accept there's nothing to say
Sports › Re: De Bruyne: I Only Spoke To Mourinho Twice As A Chelsea Player by Jokerman(m): 2:07pm On Apr 16, 2019
PapaAdanna:
Any player that based his performance on mourinhos assertions is a joker...


He is over rated
Can you tell me anything your rated coach has done that Mourinho hasn't??
Politics › Re: Delta APC Guber Candidate, Ogboru Loses In Appeal Court by Jokerman(m): 12:26am On Apr 16, 2019
Lol.... This guy no dey tire nihuh
Travel › Re: States Less Popular Than Their Capitals by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On Apr 15, 2019
Lagos -- Tinubu

Edo -- Benin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Apr 14, 2019
Everyone in the end knows that Batman's name is bigger than any marvel superhero
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Apr 14, 2019
MJBOLT:
he won because of his death,nothing special there
So he was the first actor to ever die??
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On Apr 14, 2019
iamJ:
award shows are rigged believe them at your won peril
Lol.... What performance should have beaten Heath's joker that year??

Don't ever call DC movies average
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Apr 14, 2019
hulk616:
average movie
The jokers performance by heath ledger is bigger than all marvel actors performance ever...

Oscar's award says so....
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 3:53pm On Apr 14, 2019
hulk616:
this post is a joke from jokerman undecided undecided
Is Catwoman a movie ? PowerPoint presentation is better than that piece of trash.
If you pay more attention, you'd realize captain marvel is catwoman 2.0
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Apr 14, 2019
iamJ:
anything made by DC is not considered a movie in my book
Maybe you need to rethink and rewatvh this 2008 movie...."The dark knight"
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Apr 14, 2019
iamJ:
last Jedi was a solid movie


Transformer age of Extinction was about preference

People that enjoyed the previous movies came in numbers to watch, wasn't the best but it was watchable, I still have it recorded in my decoder in Nigeria funny enough


Star wars fans are old now, since Disney bought it they have been trying to win over new fans, all those 1980 fan boys are angry with the direction Disney is taking with the lore but it was a good movie


Watched it twice then, I enjoyed Hans solo movie too but it flopped because of fan boys

Do u know what's 1billion dollars?

Think it's easy, time the movie came out can have an effect


Like endgame they arranged it for Easter

We know what helped Aquaman lipsrsealed

But to make a billion when it's not holiday season is a massive, leave captain marvel alone


No average movie can make 1billion
Captain marvel is a very foolish average movie... Should be placed side by side with catwoman's flick

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