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Sports › How I Met Cristiano Ronaldo On Facebook by Jokerman(op): 6:49pm On Jan 23, 2019
Ever since I met Christiano Ronaldo on Facebook, I don't care to know if is a fake or real account . He requests for airtime from me on different occasions which I gladly sent to him. Now he has promised to help me sign for Juventus to further my football career, am so happy right now
.
He even told me to transfer 100k to one Mr Adewale his agent which I have done sharp sharp, no time to check time oo
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Abeg nobody should start preaching to me now that is a scam because I won't even believe you .
See you guys when Juventus officially signs me
Sports › Re: Kevin-prince Boateng Hails Messi Despite Being A Ronaldo Worshiper by Jokerman(m): 6:58am On Jan 23, 2019
sage101:
Its an Insult comparing AssNaldo to Messi

One is just a goalscorer while the other is EVERYTHING
Buh the goalscorer has more assists than your greatest midfielders ever....
Politics › Re: Lagos Among 10 Richest Cities In Africa, Abuja Not Listed by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On Jan 21, 2019
Oh shut it... Lagos is not amongst the top 10 richest... See how every part of Lagos look poor, dirty and underdeveloped....
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry Apologizes For Calling Kenny Lala's Grandmother a LovePeddler by Jokerman(m): 3:44pm On Jan 21, 2019
Honry don frustrate.... grin grin

And he go dey follow dey criticize coaching legends like Mourinho.... tongue
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Getting Worried , Where Is Tinubu? by Jokerman(m): 7:12am On Jan 21, 2019
Tinubu seems to be sick.... Maybe they stabbed him and MC together that day....
Politics › Re: Lee Andrew Edwards: Tinubu's Main Herion And Cocaine Distributor by Jokerman(m): 7:06am On Jan 21, 2019
Politics › Re: Two Kinds Of Buhari’s Supporters by Jokerman(m): 4:43pm On Jan 15, 2019
Examples of those who were in the first group...

Doctorkush, Salamrishdie etc...

Those in second group

Deomelo
Buterflyleo
Demdem
Sarkki
Seunmsg
Raudmeter
Buhariguy
Corinthians
Modath
Politics › Re: Massive Turnout For Mr Jollof’s Rally In Warri, Delta State (photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:52am On Jan 13, 2019
Ohraykon:
Dis jokerman
I know you bro??
Romance › Re: closed by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On Nov 07, 2018
I bought the pandoro fresh one... and tried pounding it, buh it wasn't easy, however after pounding though, I mixed it with Ori and pounded the mix together....

I bought the pandoro fresh at #300
I bought the Ori amo.............. #100
Sports › Re: Breaking: Mikel Obi Ruled Out Of The Season With Muscle Injury by Jokerman(m): 8:06pm On Nov 07, 2018
carrascocity:
whooping £140,000 per week, which has an equivalence of 66.7 million in naira and $183,000.

weekly ooo



His own is minus tax
See money... If you pay me 1m a week sef, I'm satisfied with my gbegbe job....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On Nov 07, 2018
oddood:
Alexistaiwo going to hell fire is surer than CSKA scoring in both halves. Don't risk
Huh... you mean e get parlor there??

Politics › Re: Without The North, Nigeria Would've Been Among The Top 10 Best Nations by Jokerman(m): 5:34pm On Nov 07, 2018
I don't think so bro.... I think evil ritual leaders are the problem of Nigeria.... The north also has potentials bro .....
Politics › Re: Buhari:i'm Trying My Best To Organise Nigeria After Mind-boggling Mismanagement by Jokerman(m): 5:31pm On Nov 07, 2018
You are a liar Sir... there are no changes from what was obtainable during PDP's reign for over 3 years you've been on seat, rather, you've made it worse..

Nigeria does not need you. .....
Politics › Re: South East Group Led By Chief Chido Obidiegwu Visits PMB. PICS. by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Nov 07, 2018
Who careshuh

Baba to daura 2019 lo sure ju!!!
Celebrities › Re: Buhari Likely Spends $1000/meal, Can’t Approve N30K Minimum Wage – Hushpuppi by Jokerman(m): 2:52pm On Nov 07, 2018
That shows a man who doesn't care about the masses now....
Politics › Re: US: Nigeria Has Imported 3million MT Of Rice In 2018 by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Nov 07, 2018
Buh BMC said Agriculture has improved??
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 8:51pm On Nov 06, 2018
Liverpool na bastards I swear... over 2.5, , Full time, Over 1.5 away, Win, all casted....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 7:54pm On Nov 06, 2018
Honestly I no Sabi wetin I do Alabi.. Liverpool how can you??
Politics › Re: Why Are Buharist Taking Credit For The Minimum Wage That The NLC Fought For by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Nov 06, 2018
lolssss....... When there's nothing tangible to show, They've to grab at straws, u know Buhari is the first leader to ever sign for salary increase without strike action....
Politics › Re: Buhari Endorses N30,000 New National Minimum Wage by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Nov 06, 2018
Jonathan also increased and was voted out due to bad leadership, and Buhari owns is worse than Jonathan, hence, he will still be voted out....
Politics › Re: Even If Every States Agreed 30k As Minimum Wage, Kwara Can Not Pay Up To 15k by Jokerman(m): 4:11pm On Nov 06, 2018
phemmyutd:
Because it's my state and I know in and out of it
This means you should not be too concerned with Lagos State affairs, init?
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Tinubu Is Overrated, Can't Even Control Alimosho by Jokerman(m): 2:17pm On Nov 06, 2018
Delivar:
Yes of course. I agree there is no hope for now. 15% educated population in Lagos is very small to have any significant impact to overcome rouge politicians and make any positive advancements. But when the percentage is like 70% educated you will definitely see huge difference and cherish the value of education.

People think the problem of Nigeria is simply bad and corrupt leaders. But this is not the real reason. The real reason is that the bulk of the population are uneducated in the sense that the kind of orientation or mindset they have is not the type that creates modern societies. Even many university degree holders still don't possess this kind of orientation.
Of cos you are right... and that's what this politicians are leveraging....
Politics › Re: Even If Every States Agreed 30k As Minimum Wage, Kwara Can Not Pay Up To 15k by Jokerman(m): 12:30pm On Nov 06, 2018
Why are you concerned about only Kwarahuh
Education › Re: Government Can’t Meet ASUU’s Demand Now - Adamu Adamu by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Nov 06, 2018
It can... Reduce stupid cost of governance and wastages...that's a good start...
Politics › Re: Photos From Nkpolu Riot Over Bad Roads, Protesters Injured By Stray Bullets by Jokerman(m): 9:39am On Nov 06, 2018
zlantanfan:
The oil producing states isnt any difference from the slump states after decades of oil allocation

You would actually think buhari is the cause of everything terrible in this country even family problems
Just as we presumed GEJ was na
Properties › Re: 7 Things To Consider Before Renting An Apartment by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On Nov 06, 2018
Echelle:
You should also check d distance to any APC offices...
Trust me, you don't want to be associated with failures, nepotism and ofcourse lifelessness....
Bros... not all APC is bad.... It is Buhari who made APC sour.... He's not a good leader at all...
Politics › Re: FG Agrees To Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage As NLC Suspends Nationwide Strike by Jokerman(m): 9:28am On Nov 06, 2018
enonche85:
If he likes he should increase it to 100k min wage, it's still #Back2Daura!
Of cos bro... He's going back... if NLC didn't come up with strike, do you think he would have cared??
Politics › Re: See Channels TV Report About Buhari's WAEC Result by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Nov 06, 2018
StOla:
Channels or Chris Nwaokobia who gave his own ignorant opinion is not Cambridge.

Cambridge has since replied to this lie since 2015.

Besides the Cambridge result master sheet shows that Hausa was offered, and many besides Buhari wrote the paper.

Maybe your ignorant Channels source is telling us they all wrote an imaginary exam, or Cambridge is unaware of its own exam records?

What is evident is that many are ignorant and those who peddle this propaganda are unrelenting, and are determined to exploit the mental handicap of the educated illiterates of Nigeria.


http://www.cambridgeassessment.org.uk/news/statement-in-response-to-nigerian-presidential-election-enquiries/
So where is the Cambridge results bro, and is Cambridge the same as WAEC??
Politics › Re: FG Agrees To Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage As NLC Suspends Nationwide Strike by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Nov 06, 2018
ucee64:
pls like someone that is been paid 46k every month what will now be his monthly salary?
I can't say... probably 65-70k Sha...
Politics › Re: FG Agrees To Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage As NLC Suspends Nationwide Strike by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Nov 06, 2018
asuustrike1:
Please how did you arrived at that figure
Some ministries in FG already pay 65-70k for entry level, hence with the new increment, there should also be an increase...
Politics › Re: FG Agrees To Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage As NLC Suspends Nationwide Strike by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Nov 06, 2018
Rajosh:
I don't know about others but civil defence, BSc level 8 is around 120k already. Don't know how much it'll be with the minimum wage
chai... that will be like 150-180k....

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