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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 3:40pm On Apr 14, 2019
iamJ:
DC

Always running from good Arguments


The petroleum jelly thats always on supermans hair when he changes, where did he get it from


Thor can't fly, it's the pull of his hammer that makes him fly, superman flies, how? What's powering his flight


Iron Man uses rockets to fly

Captain marvel aka 1 billion shoots protons beams that push her forward


Almost all marvel characters power make sense


DC cheesy it's another story, wonder woman they carry rope lie dictector

Bat man that doesn't have a single power, flies more that anything, cyborg be like damaged toy


No provoke me this evening
Clown.... How does batman fly??
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On Apr 14, 2019
bamtos14:
Pls any interesting action series, Apart from Blacklist, 24, Bodyguard, condor, hanna, line of duty, seal team, last ship
Agents of shield
Alias
Person of interest
Prison break
Education › Re: Is Studying Engineering In Nigeria A Scam? by Jokerman(m): 12:38pm On Apr 14, 2019
hischoice:
Let me see if we can, at least, have a conversation...

You see those wrists, legs and muscle movements, that is what engineering at undergraduate level should be and is helping you do. Forget your teacher, pick good old books and get grounded in the theories. Please believe me, it appears to me that I am your senior colleague. I hope I'm not wrong.

Most students just don't want to put in that time in studying and understanding the principles. They want to just pass one course at a time, not connecting the dots, graduate and put the blame on their teachers.

Your heat transfer professor knows absolutely nothing outside of heat transfer. So does your Engineering Analysis professor. It's your responsibility as a student to connect both.

After 9 years of my career in engineering simulations, I still find my MTH201 and 202 notes the most priced. They contain quick resource notes to solve analytical problems just to validate computer generated simulations.

Eigenvalues. Does that sound familiar?
Hey I can teach you ANSYS software.... 50k per month
Education › Re: Is Studying Engineering In Nigeria A Scam? by Jokerman(m): 10:32am On Apr 14, 2019
I concur... One of the biggest scam...
Christianity Etc › Re: Palm Sunday: The Triumphant Entry Of Jesus Into Jerusalem by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Apr 14, 2019
Happy palm Sunday to everyone
Christianity Etc › Re: The Holy Stairs Jesus Climbed Before Crucifixion Unveiled After 300 Years (Pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:42am On Apr 14, 2019
Why are hungry atheists on this thread so foolish??
Business › Re: Ayo Animashaun Vs Heritage Bank: Bank Seized Hip TV Ceo's Properties by Jokerman(m): 11:44pm On Apr 11, 2019
Instead of me to borrow money from bank, I'll rather srtart small
Education › Re: My Daughter Not Allowed To Write JAMB With Her Hijab On - Man Raises Alarm by Jokerman(m): 5:42pm On Apr 11, 2019
Maybe your daughter hides her expo in the hijab
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Rated Among Worst Performers For Leicester City by Jokerman(m): 11:23am On Apr 11, 2019
Odd990:
[color=#006600][/color]see below
Na people like you dey make them call us Afonja
Romance › Re: Prime Minister Of Luxembourg Xavier Bettel Arriving For A Function With His Wife by Jokerman(m): 9:38am On Apr 11, 2019
And you expect God not to send people to hell fire??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On Apr 10, 2019
Honestly I haven't seen anything spectacular Barcelona is playing... I tryst Liverpool to trash this Barcelona clowns...
As usual Messi is kept quiet in QF round
Phones › Re: Iphone 6 16GB @ 45k by Jokerman(m): 7:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
25k + iPhone 4s
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto’o: ‘I Made Barcelona A Winning Team & Not Lionel Messi’- by Jokerman(m): 6:31pm On Apr 10, 2019
babawella:
Overall Yes he did! If not he wouldn't have won world best ahead of Messi and C. Ronaldo. And CR7 performed better than Messi that season that's why he was ahead of Messi. No sentiment about it. A player natural potential is different from actual performance in a given season. That's why people who knows the game would tell you Ronaldinho is the most naturally gifted of this generation but Messi and CR7 play more purposeful football than him hence their greater achievement. Messi is more gifted but CR7 is the most hardworking football player I even known. In that line of comparison, CR7 and Messi are of better quality naturally, but for last season, Modric topped the 2 in performance EOD!
With these points i drop my arguments
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto’o: ‘I Made Barcelona A Winning Team & Not Lionel Messi’- by Jokerman(m): 5:07pm On Apr 10, 2019
babawella:
Modric contribution to the team was more than his (CR7) last season, hence his being crowned as world best. Yes Ronaldo had more goals than him in country and club yet his (Modric) contribution was more. Yes goals determine the winner of games, but the goal scorer is not always the biggest contributor to the team. That's why Ronaldinho was the world best ahead Eto'o and Henry in their time, Canavaro, a defender won world best, Figo, Zidane etc won world best despite not being the highest goal scorers.
That means Modric played better than Messi as well in La liga since he won the best world best... Agree??
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto’o: ‘I Made Barcelona A Winning Team & Not Lionel Messi’- by Jokerman(m): 3:01pm On Apr 10, 2019
babawella:
Oga, your claim was wrong. There was never a time Eto'o was a king in Barcelona. A king of a team is that player that's the most feared by opponent, most influential to the team, and he whose absence affected the team most and make opponent happy. The king of Barcelona and indeed the king of world football during Eto'o reign was Ronaldinho. After Dinho reign starts Messis'. Though Eto'o score significant number of goals but that doesn't make him the king. its like saying CR7 was the king of Real Madrid last season because he scored more goals than Modric, or saying Neyma/Suarez were the king when in Barcelona because they were also influential and scoring goals. So Eto'o lied cus he wasn't the king: Messi was and still is.
All through Ronaldo 's stay in Madrid, can you tell us any player than had more Influence on the team than him per season?? Thanks
Romance › Re: Is This Why Our Nigerian Girls Don't Reply Chats? by Jokerman(m): 11:02am On Apr 10, 2019
Or maybe they have bfs or fiancé's whom they don't want to cheat on or start having double minds over them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City: UCL Quarter Finals (1 - 0) Live by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Apr 09, 2019
Liverpool go trash this Porto ehn.. If Barca escape Man UTD, they can never escape Liverpool
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 8:24pm On Apr 09, 2019
Hamid7:
So under 20 world cup and Olympic Medal are insignificant as most of your kind would like to think.There are millions of others who regard Messi as the GOAT, your opinion will not change that. Interestingly, it was one of your kind(Ronaldo fan boys) that first mentioned Messi even though the post was about CR7. I'm not suprised Messi gives you guys to many nightmares you have to mention him even when he isn't the subject of discussion.
Oga... When will your goat win international trophy??
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Apr 09, 2019
Jaytecq:
1. Olympics
2. under 20 World cup
3. World cup runner up(Silver).
4. Best Player in Worldcup
Are these senior trophies?? Can't you check out what the other goats won for their countries??
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Apr 09, 2019
Hamid7:
Thankfully, you don't determine the criteria for selecting the GOAT, its an individual thing so don't get furious if my GOAT is different from your GOAT.
So it's you that determines?? Check out all the other goats, they won for both club and country
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:36pm On Apr 09, 2019
sssoulw:
who is Argentina all time highest goal scorer
Does highest goal scorer mean achievement for Argentina in the football world??
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Apr 09, 2019
Hamid7:
Argentina doesn't deside the GOAT, the whole world do, All these players aside Ronaldinho, Ronaldo Delima and Zidane mention Messi far often than they remember their fathers.Messi is the goat since you're so pained in the depths of your heart that your blood boils when he is mentioned.
Oga whether you like it or not... A goat must win for both club and country..
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:23am On Apr 09, 2019
Hamid7:
What hasn't he won to be called the greatest amongst his compatriots of same profession.
He hasn't won anything for his country... Hence he is still below Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Dinho and Delima.... All these names are in contention for being called the GOAT
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 9:22pm On Apr 08, 2019
Hamid7:
Prove your denial, else your argument remains invalid.
What has Messi won for Argentina??
Sports › Re: Sporting CP To Rename Stadium CR7 In Honor Of Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 9:21pm On Apr 08, 2019
Legend everywhere
Phones › Re: Man Who Bought 'Refurbished' Phone From Jumia Cries Out by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Apr 06, 2019
Wey you for go ring road go buy UK used for 60k better...
Romance › Re: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by Jokerman(m): 7:19am On Apr 06, 2019
I hope it's not he'll fire for them o...
Romance › Re: Why Are Lagos And Edo Women Very Aggressive And Rude by Jokerman(m): 3:22pm On Apr 05, 2019
Meet Bayelsa and PH girls first??
Sports › Re: List Of All The Winners At The NFF-Aiteo Football Awards. by Jokerman(m): 11:19am On Apr 02, 2019
So Yoruba man is a coach in Enugu state?? And they said Yorubas don't travel... Too many lies on Nairaland.... Congrats to the winnwrs
Sports › Re: Argentines Do Not Like Me - Lionel Messi by Jokerman(m): 5:53am On Apr 01, 2019
That's cause you deceive them... grin cheesy

Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Picture And Location To Get A Lady by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Mar 31, 2019
Al Amin, Sokoto state

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