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Sports › Re: Martin Edwards Ronaldo More Selfish Than Messi by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Apr 20, 2019
sssoulw:
Person wey go just dey for yard box dey wait for goal... he doesnt create chances on his own...
Sorry to say the Ronaldo I know played in Man'U
You are just a hater bro...
Sports › Re: Juventus Are Champs Of Italy by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Apr 20, 2019
Barca fans Wan die... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Apr 20, 2019
mvem:
..so you are saying its better you finish outside top 4 than Liverpool to carry the league...because loosing against city might be the game to make you loose top 4
That guy is a Messi fanatic... He's no man UTD fan bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:12pm On Apr 20, 2019
anonymous1759:
So why are you hating on Pephuh? Pep broke an entire EPL record in his second season with ease..
Am not hating.. However join us in celebrating cr7 conquest of italy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Apr 20, 2019
anonymous1759:
The special one and Alex Ferguson could have made 100 points it it's easy.
The special one did it in Spain over arguably the best barca team of all time...so it's nothing new to him.... However Sir Alex still greater than Pep and mou
Travel › Re: Lagos To Dubai | Exploring The City Of Dubai Day 1 by Jokerman(m): 4:29pm On Apr 20, 2019
Betwin206:
See below it is fixed
Guy stop posting this Rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 4:13pm On Apr 20, 2019
anonymous1759:
I meant the EPL, the world most overrated league. Pep came there and did what the special one and other coaches didn't do without Messi and Barcelona
Lol... The special one made 95 points Oga, at the time Chelsea were nothing, and the league bring ruled by man UTD and Arsenal then with quality players, he even did it in his 1st season.... Not like man city that had already won the league.... However does making 100 points make his team the best EPL team of all time, or does it make him the best EPL manager of all time??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On Apr 20, 2019
Kingluqman:
Yes! The first coach to win EPL with that point and goals. Dindinrin like you no know anything
You should have said first to do it in EPL, Buh someone else has done it before he did it in another league
Sports › Re: Can Anyone Stop Messi Now? Ronaldo’s Ballon D’or Dreams Surely Over After UCL by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Apr 20, 2019
Airhuncho:
Na u carry me support liverpool....who be dis one?
Hypocritical barca fan.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 4:00pm On Apr 20, 2019
anonymous1759:
Yes of course, that's why he's the best at the moment.
He is not the first to do it in the world o... He's the first in EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 4:00pm On Apr 20, 2019
ollah1:
Did Guairdiola fail at Bayern?
Did he fail at City?

So why are crying and ranting?
No Guardiola hasn't failed or failed... Infact he's enormous... However from the champions league perspective, you can't deny that he has not failed
Sports › Re: PFA Awards 2019: Aguero, Silva, Sterling, Van Dijk, Mane Makes The Cut by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Apr 20, 2019
Why didn't Salah make this list, with 19 goals and 9 assists...??

Oh so in case Liverpool wins EPL and UCL, they will see something to hold against him at the ballondor awards....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On Apr 20, 2019
andrew444:
Yes sir he is the first coach to do so in Epl
Thank God you clarified EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:49pm On Apr 20, 2019
anonymous1759:
Oga shut up, he won your almighty EPL with the highest point in history and goals. Stop hating pep is the best coach at the moment. Haters go to hell
Is he the first coach to do this??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:46pm On Apr 20, 2019
ollah1:
Why didnt he do it with Ronaldo at Madrid? Mou thrives when he is rated as underdog and eyes aren't on him. But when he is focused on and big results are expected from him, he messes up. His return to Chelsea, Madrid and Manchester are examples.
Did he fail at Madrid?? barca clown

He won Laliga with 100 points and 121goalz
He won super Copa and Copa dey Rey
He won coach of the season
3 years

Chelsea 2nd coming
He won league
He won facup and community shield
He won coach of the season
2 years

Man UTD
He won 4 trophies under 3 years ( European cup included)

All these while his teams weren't the best in the league...

However like that guy said what he achieved at Porto and inter, tell Guardiola to achieve it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 20th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Apr 20, 2019
Man UTD we Liverpool fans depend on you now
Sports › Re: Did Messi Really Deserve The 2014 Golden Ball by Jokerman(op): 11:50am On Apr 20, 2019
Afobear:
Your father is a rubbish imp
Lol..... Uefalona messilonati asslicker... Dont cry bro.....

Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Apr 20, 2019
Omonigeriarere:
Going by your postulation, coupled with the fact that both players played together in the same league during the same period, can you now do justice by proving my statement below wrong?

'Hear me, he has dropped form in terms of goals since his days in LA liga, but CL glory has been covering it.'
Yep.. You are right
Sports › Re: Did Messi Really Deserve The 2014 Golden Ball by Jokerman(op): 11:27am On Apr 20, 2019
prodigyhenry:
As I said earlier all you keep screaming is goals and goals. For your information, we are talking about impact on the team for you to win the golden ball, you've to be head and shoulders above the rest if your teammates. That's what Messi was, besides dimaria no other Argentina player was impressive at the world cup, Messi was more or less dragging them through. Same thing happened with Croatia even though alot of their players performed eg Rakitic, perisic, mazuhic but Modric was ahead of them all by a margin.

Look at France for example, mbappe was their best player no doubt but can you say in performance he was far ahead Griezzman, varane and pogba. Not so because the difference in impact wasnt that much

As for muller, muller wasn't even the most impactful player in his team, neuer, kroos, hummels were ahead of him. And if muller didn't play the German team of 2014 wouldn't have missed him too much. Because that team was like a unit. But the same couldn't be said about Argentina..

And as for the man of the match, You're just been mischievous, Messi had 5 MoTMs only arjen Robben had 5 as well, but he didn't get to the finals, your Thomas muller had just 2 MoTMs.. please use your internet for more constructive things than just crying

this is the list of golden ball winners since 2002, please tell me how many goals and assists they had..

2002 Oliver Kahn , 2006 Zidanne, 2010 Diego forlan..

I just wonder why it is Messi"s own that's giving you headaches


As for not making yhe list that is obviously because he wasn't the best Striker in the competition and in other to put him along strikes you needed to use evidence which is goals, sadly Messi didn't have as many goals as the other strikers. Mainly because he was used more as a midfielder..


And I must repeat everything about football is not goals.

Ronaldo fan boy just needed something to masturbate on so they had to go back to 5 years ago to find relief isn't that pathetic
I like your argument bro... Buh according to the ratings at the world cup, Toni kroos was the best at that world cup... Look at this quote from Castrol where even Messi couldn't make the team of the tournament, and Messi played as a striker not midfielder....

Castrol, the official sponsor of the tournament, released a team of the tournament based on their Castrol Performance Index, which evaluates player performances through statistical data. The team consisted of the players leading each position, with midfielder Toni Kroos ranked as the overall leader.[100] Lionel Messi, the Golden Ball recipient, finished fifth among forwards and was thus not included in the team.[101](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_FIFA_World_Cup)

And note all those players where included in the team of the tournament, why was only Messi own different??
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 11:23am On Apr 20, 2019
Omonigeriarere:
Can you please tell me the winners of European Golden Shoe in those three years that Madrid won CL?

I don't argue blindly.
European golden shoe (highest goal scorer in league games only accross major leagues; UCL not included)

Luiz Suarez
Messi
Messi

UCL only (golden boot)

Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Ronaldo
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On Apr 20, 2019
Omonigeriarere:
Despite not winning the CL for the past three seasons, why is Messi still ahead of him in terms of golden boot? U are just a Bingo mistakenly released from its cage.
Clown European golden boot is given to the highest goal scorer amongst the leagues in euro of which Messi has won 5 and Ronaldo 4

Ucl golden boot is the highest goal scorer in the UCL of which Ronaldo has dominated as the king he is
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 11:12am On Apr 20, 2019
Omonigeriarere:
Messi cannot be silenced totally in any match. If he didn't score, he will assist; if he didn't assist, he will supply key passes while it is left for the main striker to finish the tap in.

Out of those three years you mentioned, how many years did Ronaldo has the higher number of total goals
and assists than Messi?

Having the higher Europeans Golden Boot in those years without winning CL is a prove.
Messi was silenced against Roma, against Juve, against Chile, against Germany etc..

Ronaldo has also won 4 European golden boots and 7 UCL golden boots.... So what's the fuss about??
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 11:10am On Apr 20, 2019
Memberclub:
Messi is best footballer I've ever seen. How don't you like him?
To you Messi is the best footballer but records and achievements prove otherwise from the footballing perspective... No football lover hates Messi, we just bring the records to humble is hypocrite fans....

To me, CR7 is the greatest footballer, Buh records and achievements may speak otherwise...

Note: being better doesn't mean you are greater.. I.e

Ronaldinho is a better footballer than CR7 (Everyone knows this) Buh CR7 is a greater footballer than Ronaldinho...
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 10:47am On Apr 20, 2019
Memberclub:
u go cry this season.
Lol.. You beter pray your beloved uefalona wins UCL o
Sports › Re: Did Messi Really Deserve The 2014 Golden Ball by Jokerman(op): 10:28am On Apr 20, 2019
prodigyhenry:
What exactly is the purpose of this thread. To discredit Messi I guess. Golden ball gas never been about goals, just because Messi didn't score as much as Rodriguez doesn't mean he can't win it. Amongst those who you listed how many got to the final. And we know that it is Fifa tradition to pick the golden ball winner amongst those in the final and besides Neuer no other player in the final deserved the golden ball as much as Messi. Messi had the highest man of the match awards in the competition and was even the best player in the final even though he didn't win it. Messi scored 50% of his team goals even though he was playing from a midfield position.

The golden boot award has already taken care of the goalscorers. Golden ball is about something else entirely, but I don't really expect Ronaldo fan boys to understand that, because to them everything is goal goal goal

By your analogy Luca modric shouldn't even have been considered for the golden ball because he scored just 2 goals and one assist as a central midfielder, there were midfielders with better stats in the competition, but modric won it because of one thing IMPACT. And that's what wins golden ball. That's was what Messi had more than everybody in the competition, he had more impact than the others. End of discussion
Oga Messi winning the golden ball over Thomas muller was fraudulent.. Muller had more man of the match awards, more goals and assists than Messi... Messi never even scored nor assisted after the group stage
...
Apart from Pogba, what other midfielder had better stats than Modric??

I also put it up for you there... If Messi had a lot of impact at that works cup, why wasn't he put in the FIFA team of the tournament, even coming up 5th amongst the forwards at the world cup
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 10:18am On Apr 20, 2019
Airhuncho:
When he's been awarded he's 6th balon dor, 6th european golden shoe, 6th pichichi award and all the other awards and trophies dat will follow this year. i hope u won't commit suicide sha, cus the way ur goin...hate might just kill u.
Didn't you support Modric last year over Ronaldo
Sports › Re: Can Anyone Stop Messi Now? Ronaldo’s Ballon D’or Dreams Surely Over After UCL by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Apr 20, 2019
valETA1:
Shut up and add Messi champions league Golden boot with 10 goals in UCL
ignoramus
Ronaldo won this last year and still did not win ballondor bro....
Sports › Re: Can Anyone Stop Messi Now? Ronaldo’s Ballon D’or Dreams Surely Over After UCL by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Apr 20, 2019
Airhuncho:
Rubbish....Ur placing ur hope on salah cus u don't want messi to win award dat is already sure for him.

lol, u better wake up....haba, its surprising u think salah will supposedly win all those trophies...U decided to totally ignore all the trophies and award messi will still win LMFAO. Nobody is debating balon dor with messi, u better wake up as soon as possible....The way ronaldo fans r now supporting liverpool, i dont undersatnd.
You supported Liverpool last year too..hypocrite grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 8:30am On Apr 20, 2019
Godskidk:
Because no one has monopoly over competitions... You win some, and you lose some... That doesn't make you bad.
In fact, how you take your lose shows how good you are... How many times have you seen Messi charged with frustration and start committing silly fouls while losing?
He is an honourable loser, unlike some horrible losers
When he loses this year COPA, I hope he won't retire again sha
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 8:29am On Apr 20, 2019
ClintonNzedimma:
Messi and Neymar were joint top scorers. I agree Benzema has more UCL goals but I am talking of European golden boot for leagues in 2016
Fine. Buh why do you people like lying on Ronaldo's head Buh stats proves otherwise??
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by Jokerman(m): 7:39am On Apr 20, 2019
ClintonNzedimma:
Bullshit,. Neymar has won UCL golden boot in 2015. Suarez has carried European golden boot. Van Nistelrooy was a senior player to Ronaldo then so tell me something else. 2012 was an anomaly
Messi won golden boot in UCL 2015 bro... Do you know Benzema has more UCL goals than Suarez...

Lol.... Your last logic doesn't apply
Sports › Re: Did Messi Really Deserve The 2014 Golden Ball by Jokerman(op):
Semid4lyfe .... This question deserves a larger audience

ClintonNzedimma
Cr7lomo
Lesbianboy
sssoulw
Barthley
Gurunlocker
Corossiveman
Kendrick93
Obonujoker Et AL... Your contributions and views are needed..

Barca fans plesse don't mention Ronaldo, we now he has not won it and probably won't ever..

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