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Science/Technology › Re: Top5 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Sep 15, 2018
Fukafuka:
grin grin grin Especially ............
Na them o.... you can not easily defeat them no matter your strength, brain, class......
Science/Technology › Re: Top5 Most Dangerous Animals In The World by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Sep 15, 2018
Humans are the most dangerous of God's beautiful creatures.....
Romance › Re: What Do I Do To This Guy That Flirts With My Girlfriend? by Jokerman(m): 12:42pm On Sep 15, 2018
zinnyzee:
I wonder why guys get so insecured with having their girlfriends around other guys.

There's nothing so wrong in your gf having a friend whom she's friends with. Y'all should learn to give ur girls some freedom. Giving her an hint that you're not comfortable with her being around some other guy might make her lose respect for you...
If you are not ready for a relationship with the guy, you better break it up and stop giving excuses of friends with a guy. ....
Politics › Re: Fashola's First Term. Ambode Is Incompetent. Reasons And PICS. by Jokerman(m): 11:01pm On Sep 14, 2018
modath:
This thread is unnecessary & surely not going to end well. lipsrsealed
I hate you....
Politics › Re: Why Are Yeroba Muslims Supporting Tinubu Against Ambode by Jokerman(m): 12:56pm On Sep 13, 2018
That's what they are known for.... Many of us who already read through them never take their rants seriously...

God bless Resurgent ( Alcatraz) for his timely words...
Politics › Re: Why I Am Challenging Ambode - Deji Sanwo-Olu Submits Nomination Form (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 12:06pm On Sep 13, 2018
deomelo:
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Can't read and comprehend village ipob, the topic is Ambode...
demdem the goal post shifter...... grin

Politics › Re: 5000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Delta Central (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 11:26pm On Sep 12, 2018
AN ANALYSIS OF TYPICAL TINUBU SLAVES

1. 72 HOURS AGO : Ambode is performing wonders in Lagos, he is the sure choice, no one else can defeat him in Lagos

2. 24 HOURS AGO : don't mind these PDP boys spreading rumours, no matter the issue between Ambode and Tinubu it will be resolved. Ambode is the key to the super Lagos

3. 3 HOURS AGO : ehn it doesn't matter, Asiwaju always knows what's right for Lagos. He's a matter strategist, if he says Ambode must leave then it's time for Ambode to leave.

Opoonu at your age you can't take a simple stand on your political conviction until one exconvict with dubious identity tells you where to line up .

Yes I said it!
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Crime › Re: Man Stabs Friend Over Loaf Of Bread In Ibadan by Jokerman(m): 11:20pm On Sep 12, 2018
And these same hungry clowns will be shouting Sai baba in dirty Ibadan... grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Boko Haram Hits Another Military Base In Borno by Jokerman(m): 11:16pm On Sep 12, 2018
sanandreas:
Seun you better save your forum. You would wake up one day that all what you laboured for has gone to the wind. I don't know if u feel okay with a particular tribe being called ipigs. It is appalling you don't do anything about it. This forum used to be educative and we have a lot of intellectuals who brainstorm on issues.
I guess you are new here... no one takes this clown seriously... He uses about 4 other monickers...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo To Open CR7 Hotel In Paris, His 6th Hotel In The World by Jokerman(m): 11:11pm On Sep 12, 2018
Ronaldo a legend always... This guy just be like David B
Romance › Re: Experience with my girlfriend by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Sep 12, 2018
BrownCarton:
Update...
I confronted the guy and told him to back off and stay away. He tried to lie, but simply let him know I know everything nd he fcked up. He called my babe nd spoke with her after which she told me she was apologising on my behalf nd he blocked/unfollowed her. I was mad nd told her she should never try that again. She caused it and should never interfer. She spoke to couple of her friends who made her realize how shes been behaving(cos there is a lot more to the story than I could put there) and she tried to apologise. However, in my head now, I ve already resolved that I will never bother myself if such happens again. I will simply move on quietly with no explanations.
Just take it easy bro... I realize relationship is not easy o.... imagine a girl will be making a grown man think... it's just sad....
Politics › Re: 5000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Delta Central (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Sep 12, 2018
Butterflyleo....
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Releases Heartbreaking Pictures Of Attack On Soldiers In Borno Town by Jokerman(m): 4:10am On Sep 12, 2018
This is so bad ......
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Having Breakfast With His Female Colleague by Jokerman(m): 4:07am On Sep 12, 2018
Arabian fools... it's not like they even know what they are doing......
Celebrities › Re: Crazy Photos Of Kcee With Hollywood Actor, Jack Sparrow In Ibiza by Jokerman(m): 12:03am On Sep 12, 2018
Ehiscotch:
It's the real Jack Sparrow only that it is not Johnny Depp. aish, you all are always in a hurry to condemn these celebs. No wonder they are all ending up depressed .
Jacksparrow that is Johnny Depp, is dah one jack sparrow ni?
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Sep 11, 2018
IntrovertedK:
ehn ehn... Messi went through same at the world cup let the worst world best have his own share too. If your penaldo was still in Madrid, he'd have about 6 goals right now, everyone knows that. Buh now he is in the midst of teams that don't cross, so scoring goals become hard for him. Where as the real G.O.A.T that doesn't depend on crossing to score goals is on his way to equal Thelmo Zara record. Penaldo never chi shomtin. Let him keep waiting in the box for crossing. He thinks it's Madrid where the whole team sweat hard for his glory.
Bro....does Ronaldo have the same team in Portugal?? your argument holds no water coz Ronaldo has proved himself outside Madrid... moreover the guy is 33 playing in the Italian serie A....

However your Messi is a one league pony... hope you know that.... grin
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Sep 11, 2018
IntrovertedK:
oga jokerman, are you still asking me how he was/is overhyped? UCL final, Euro Final, many unworthy credits and praises showered on him by the media. Media are for Penaldo against Messi, i think you should know.
Ronaldo is the most hated... look at what's happening in Italy now... Ronaldo this, Ronaldo that... kilode gan....
Politics › Re: Whose First Term Was Better; Ambode Or Fashola? by Jokerman(m): 7:24pm On Sep 11, 2018
Never you compare General Fash with anyone... I tell you, if we are ready as a country, give me fash/Peter Obi....
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 7:00pm On Sep 11, 2018
Icon79:
Listen, CR7 may not be an average player, if I play as a striker in a side that created lots of chances (Real Madrid), I would score many goals too. What really separates the good from the really good is that ability to take a game by the scruff of the neck and create something out of nothing when the need arises, not being overly dependent on your creative colleagues to create tap in opportunities for you.

That's what separates Leo Messi from Cristiano Ronaldo.


O pari
Why then is Ronaldo Portugal highest goals scorer, and why is he European highest goal scorer, and why is he 2nd highest goal scorer for country ever??
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 6:58pm On Sep 11, 2018
Icon79:
Oops. Sorry for the typos. I wanted to say:

*And by the way, why won't he be the highest goal scorer when he takes ALL the penalties and all the direct free kicks? Plus add the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo only plays on one side of the pitch!
Who takes it for Barca and Argentina!??

And what side can your Messi play, LW,RW, SS, CAM.... what about Ronaldo, LW,RW,SS,RM,LM.... so??

Hope you know Man utd, real Madrid and Portugal legendhuh
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On Sep 11, 2018
IntrovertedK:
No one discredits him, the hyping by the media is too much, anyway me i don't have any problem with that since it's Messi they are always comparing him with.. While the real players keep comparing our G.O.A.T to Pele and Maradona. Penaldo is a worst player, Juventus proves me right. Dazol. Bar bye.
So Messi isn't hypedhuh

How can a man utd, Real Madrid (biggest club ever) and Portugal legend be hyped??
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On Sep 11, 2018
MJBOLT:
so FIFA under 20 cup is not a trophy??
Lol... tell Messi to win COPA America or the World cup....
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On Sep 11, 2018
Icon79:
Do you think that football only amounts to scoring goals? Yes, he's scoring goals but also making them weaker in other areas because he provides ZERO defensive cover.

And by the way, why won't be the highest goal scorer when he takes ALL the penalties and all the direct free kicks? Plus add the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo only plays on the side of the pitch!

If Messi were to stay around the 18 yard and wait for easy goals, he’ll score 91 goals every season. Ronald is an average player who muddies the comparison waters by scoring high volume of cheap goals.


O pari
Lol....Ronaldo average?? Messi fans Sha..... grin... well his record speaks for him anyway... even FIFA 19 confirms it. .
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Sep 11, 2018
Nonychinonso:
messi have 2 trophy already pls note that
Senior trophy is bigger than all those sire.....
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2018
MJBOLT:
he has a world cup silver medal with Argentina undecided the 2014 final was billed the best player in the world Vs the best team in the world grin meanwhile Ronaldo is still waiting for eder to take him to the world cup final
Yet Ronaldo won 2014 BallonDo'r...

Anyways Messi 0 trophies for Argentina
Ronaldo 1...

Whether we like it or not.....
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Sep 11, 2018
Nonychinonso:
you mean euro 2016?
i will take that but don't tell best portuguese player and athlete of the year is that one award other do it in their respective country , when real GOAT are winning it in all the competition they have played, within your self you will now see the different
What did Messi win with Argentina?? only Golden ball which Blatter gave to him?? after he didn't score or assist after the group stage??
What else??
Politics › Re: Femi Otedola Accepts PDP Lagos Governorship Ticket by Jokerman(m): 4:58pm On Sep 11, 2018
if them born Tinubu well now... make e go against Ambode.... grin

However Ambode l'amo... Ambode le'kansi....
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Sep 11, 2018
Icon79:
Haha!! Ewu-can-beer! The Portuguese national team actually plays better without the fake Ronaldo. Check the records!

Anybody who knows anything about football knows that Ronaldo is nothing more than a goal poacher. Messi does EVERYTHING better than Ronaldo, yet some people would claim that Ronaldo is better than Messi. How did that happen?

Well, the legendary Sergio Ramos has an answer - one word: MARKETING.


O pari
Yet Ronaldo is Portugal top scorer and top assister... can't you see your fallacious claims??
Do you know Ronaldo has the highest international goals and assists for 2018 for country??
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Sep 11, 2018
IntrovertedK:
they are intentionally ignoring his achievement with Argentina bro, stop wasting your time on all those Penaldo zombies. Like their so called worst world best have anything with Portugal except the Euro Portugal won without him.
introvertedK... kilode... Ronaldo score 3 and assisted 3 at that tournament... have you forgotten?? so because he couldn't finish the finals ( which you guys deliberately paid payet for), means he didn't do nothing for Portugal??
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Sep 11, 2018
Nonychinonso:
averge team that played final without him and win,
messi have won Olympic and under 20 world cup but that not my concern, tell me individual award ronaldo have won with his national team, am ptting it to you a good team win trophy not a good player, a good player make sure he individual ward which messi have done, in all competition messi have played both with barca or off barca he has won the best player of that tournament George weah win the world best player without national trophy and still a legend in Africa continent , messi is just the best
Ronaldo...

Best Portuguese player and athlete of the year..
Euro 2018 silver ball and silver boot with Portugal..
Euro 2004 silver medal
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique: "Lionel Messi Is The Best Player In The World" by Jokerman(m): 4:48pm On Sep 11, 2018
IntrovertedK:
hahahahahaha, that's true bro. The G.O.A.T has never regard himself as world best buh people won't stop comparing him to Pele and Maradona while our brother won't stop calling himself the best player in history and media hyping him so hard to match Messi. I cannor laugh. Penaldo has stats, records and proves while messi have dream to show that he is equal Pele and Maradona. Jokerman indeed.
Bro only a bias mind...will tell you Messi isn't one of the world greatest ever player... buh you Messi fans always discredit Ronaldo, and it's unfair.... however though, records and stats for Ronaldo will always put him up there, whether we like it or not.... grin

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