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chrismexzie:
Hi everyone.

I am new here, in fact this is going to be my first post on nairaland. Forgive me if I break any rule, I will keep it very simple.

I'm a fresh graduate, just graduated last year, was not able to go for NYSC due to my age. Simply want to ask, what are the chances of securing a job considering I am above 30.

Before I forget, I studied Business Administration (KASU) with a second class upper. Thanks everyone.

Apart from Jesus doing it supernaturally


you can try entrepreneurship.


although getting a job is not really the problem . Can you take a salary of 7k monthly?

that's the problem !

AntiChristian:
I thought he raised the dead while alive. is there no one who can raise him up like Lazarus?


He who believes in me will also do the works that I do; and greater works than these will he do (John 14:12).

If they bury him then the above verse has failed! He is not supposed to die at least not now!

stop being stupid and disgusting at the same time!

Correctgist:
There was outrage on social media after a video emerged of how two Nigerian pastors allegedly used a particular woman for the same miracle at different intervals.

In one of the video, one the pastors who performed the miracle on the lady whose right arm looked boneless said that some witches stole her bone which is the reason her right arm became the way it was.

He then started praying for the woman as he lays his hands on the affected area asking the witches to return the stolen bone. Low and behold, the bones where returned and the woman regained her hands back.

In the second video, another pastor was seen praying for the woman in an open place where crowd gathered as they joined the pastor in praying. Then the pastor began pouring bottle water on the lady's arm until her arm became normal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzha1xdcJw

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B3_v_EhgmCF/

Source:
https://zenithnaija.com/outrage-as-two-nigerian-pastors-use-same-woman-for-same-miracle/

what's your problem with men of God you idiot ?

All these demons attacking churches and pastors am not surprised at all

the church of Christ won't fall

you praise the priests of Amadioha and that stupid ogun and every other diabolic native doctor.


The story of the Pharisees are beginning to make sense now

That you didn't experience erection while you were staring at a woman doesn't mean LUST did not take place .
Don't let the absence of emotion make you think you're still spiritually balanced

As a pastor, you can still live in sin and preach to thirteen thousand members the next Sunday (your highest so far )

You may even raise the dead that Sunday �

But mind you, it is suicidal to be living in sin and still recording positive results.

Satan will try everything possible to make you feel comfortable


And Paul shouted

"Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices"

An usher may be in God's plan more than the pastor in a church

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Always rejoice each time you feel guilty

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That's the Holy Spirit keeping you in check


God bless us all All

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Cardinal jokovic

JJOF:
N who told u evry1 who takes alcohol takes it to cure depression?

so why do people take it?
can you encourage people to take it because of your own reason ?

i know your conscience is disturbed

am not a super man
i myself was in that department

and you shouldn't be asking these questions if u are a born again Christian

once the issue of quitting alcohol becomes a burden to you, then you may be a part time Christian

JJOF:
Is there any scriptural back up 4 ur claim?

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
Proverbs:20:1

Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
Proverbs:31:6



alcohol is very bad for a born again Christian

only Jesus can cure depression
taste him and you will get high

Come and drink alcohol
No am not in the mood

So you would have drank it if you were in the mood?

God did not drink alcohol before he became the most high

To a Christian, alcohol is poison
Don't drink it
And don't sell it

If God cannot give you a genuine business idea, then you're not a genuine born again
You're just fluctuating

If you drink lacasera will you die?

Even Satan dosen't drink alcohol
He's always in his right senses to pull you down

If you don't want to see any error in the Bible
Then don't read it as a professor
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Only an illiterate can understand the word

You are a walking corpse without the help of the Holy Spirit

The Father has done his job " Sent his son"
. . The son has equally done his. " He died "
. The son now sent the Holy Spirit
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. And the Holy Spirit has insisted he's not going back
. . In order words, the Holy Spirit is the most valuable person on earth �
. Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv. I. P

The Holy Spirit of God is not deputy God
He is not Assistant God
He is not junior God
He is not God's errand boy
He is not the one with a lesser power
He is not a wind
And he is not a dove

He is a person
Just like Jesus

With due respect, the Holy Spirit of God is God in his fullness

Without the Holy Spirit, you can never believe in Jesus. Because it is the Holy Spirit that will give you conviction that Jesus is Lord


Jesus healed many people and the same people crucified him

Even John the Baptist sent somebody to ask whether Jesus was the one that is to come or should they wait for another person. So sad he was the one that prepared his way

Even peter that ate from the same table with him denied him 3 times

Even Thomas wanted to deep his finger in the hollow of his hand to confirm whether he is Christ

Without the Holy Spirit, somebody will raise the dead in front of you and yet you will not believe in Jesus

If Jesus and the Holy Spirit are standing
And you are asked to believe one

Don't believe Jesus
Believe the Holy Spirit

Because you can never believe Jesus without the Holy Spirit

Because the Holy Spirit is the one that reveals Jesus

Without the Holy Spirit, the bible is just another story book

You will be shocked to see bibles in shrines
Because a native doctor is making use of some principles in it .

If you're not careful, what you think is the written word of God may be the reason for your destruction

but i dare you to ask the Holy Spirit reveal Jesus to
you through the bible

I guarantee you, that you will read from Genesis to revelations and all you will see is Jesus Christ revealed....

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To be continued

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Cardinal jokovic

Jokovic1:
so you won't make money if you don't sell alcoholic drinks


your ideas when it comes to making money are limited

say no to alcohol

so you won't make money if you don't sell alcoholic drinks

your ideas when it comes to making money are limited

i really don't know why nairaland is becoming demonic this morning
when two people have sex, what do you think will be the end product?
a baby right ?
so where is the baby ?
as an evidence that intimacy took place
please sex is not an exercise
go to the gym if you want to repair worn out tissues
once you have sex and can't account for the baby
you have committed murder
if you like, call it any name to suit your conscience

this is not an argument. this is what you do !

so you guys would wake up and have sex 12 times per day

and provided you ask for forgiveness after every round , you feel convinced that you are covered

after all God is a merciful father


Don't you see that you are irresponsible

at this age you've made sex your priority

she will still abort the baby for you 6 times
and ask God for forgiveness 6 times

continue to dwell in sin so that grace may abound


it is when you finally contact HIV that you will know that God has nothing to do with the prayer of a sex addict

And that is when you will start cursing God
because you think he failed to hear you this time around
meanwhile he doesn't even know that you exist.

Give your life to Christ so that he can call you his own
and when you sin by mistake, he forgives.

because your his son

Fred : I don't see you in the club
. Kelvin : I don't see you in the church either
. . Well we have our different habitat �
. OK bye

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"

devil is so dirty

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."

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14. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
15. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
16. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
17. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
18. I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.

. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
8. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
9. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
10. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
11. When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
12. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
13. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

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1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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Christianity is not religion

you must not wear long tie
you must not wear pencil Jean


Am even disappointed he was not totally naked

And the worst is that those criticizing him had sex with their girlfriends on Christmas day.

neither have i made money for reading news on nairaland

so God gave you comedy talent
and the best way to say thank you
Is by using that talent in clubs
with half naked girls and drunken men whiling away their future.

whoever that posted this is a wasted sperm
i repeat
a wasted sperm

freeze is a demon from the pit of hell
what an slowpoke!

mumu

Am still using the one i bought 8 years ago

if any man lacks wisdom
let him ask of God who giveth to all men Liberally

is well