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Jokes Etc › Re: Caption This Picture by jomoh: 10:37am On Jul 10, 2015
may01:
I go manage them all
Original Naija Pikin u be. See diplomatic answer. Intlligence dey flow for our body. grin grin
Politics › Re: The President's Car (Pic) by jomoh: 10:35am On Jul 10, 2015
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Politics › Re: Niger Delta Ministry Fraud by jomoh: 10:34am On Jul 10, 2015
Make dem open am. Thieves
Politics › Re: Lesser Hajj: ‘nigerian Embassy Did Not Snub Pmb’s Family’ by jomoh: 10:30am On Jul 10, 2015
In case
Jokes Etc › Re: Caption This Picture by jomoh: 10:28am On Jul 10, 2015
may01:
Both oh grin
Wetin go com happen to the home network? cool
Health › Re: Is It Possible For A Hiv Positive Man Not To Pass It To His Wife? by jomoh: 10:23am On Jul 10, 2015
BKings:
My cousin's husband has been diagnosed with hiv. When I heard the news I put a call to her, asking her if she has it too but she said no. The man was first diagnosed +ve last november, after he became too weak and according to her, they took it as false because she was tested negative. March again this year, the man also tested positive but she negative. I then advised her to go for another test which she did few days ago and said it is negative. My question, is it possible for the man to have it and not pass it to her, or is she just lying in fear of stigmatization? She said she has stopped unprotected sex with him since last two months though, but how about other previous months they've been doing it raw. Doctors, experienced ones, please kindly say something. I'm really feeling bad
Its very possible. I once argued that it wasn't until a medical Doctor explained it to me.

The thing is they will tell you its safe to kiss an HIV +ve person as long as there no mouth sore that is open but does it mean the virus is not in the saliva. It is very much present but the viral load is so small that the chemical in our saliva can kill it off before it reproduces and have the power to infect.

Same with the Sexual intercourse, the guy or girl will be given powerful anti retroviral drugs for a period. During that period the viral load in the system/blood of the carrier will be so low that it could even be hard to determine if the person is positive or not.

Another thing with the Anti-retroviral drugs is that it reduces the ability of the virus to reproduce. So if the couple should have sex within that period, the viral load will be so minute and weak that it will never be able to survive the onslaught of the receivers immune system.
Jokes Etc › Re: Caption This Picture by jomoh: 9:29am On Jul 10, 2015
may01:
grin grin Where this kind popsy dey abeg
You wan go rent am or you wan port?

grin grin
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Governor Hires World’s Most Ruthless Hackers For N100M To Hack Computers by jomoh: 8:50pm On Jul 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
I don't understand why a state government would want to hack citizens phones when no be SSS.


anyways IOS is unhackable.
The main reason I will always prefer the product well above any other. Not only classy, but quite safe and secure.
Crime › Re: Fake Police Officer Operates In Lagos For 12 Years Unnoticed by jomoh: 12:37pm On Jul 09, 2015
CR77:
U mumu oo
E don red for u. Dey don arrest ur Boyfriend.
grin grin cool
Health › Re: Male Organ Is Prone To Damage, Protect Yours by jomoh: 8:26pm On Jul 08, 2015
Adesiji77:
Guys, protect your property... cool

Beware of fish

Do you love to swim? Actually, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with swimming, except that you should know ahead of it the types of fish that can be your unwanted companion while the exercise lasts!

One fish to beware of as you swim is the candiru – also known as the vampire fish or toothpick fish. Experts describe it “as a species of parasitic freshwater catfish that is peculiar to Latin America.

The horror surrounding this small fish is that, unlike other fish that we know, it is parasitic and feeds on blood!

How this affects you as a man? Here: the fish is so tiny that it can literally swim into your joystick opening as you swim. Once inside of your manhood, it sees your urethra as a fish’s gill and then spreads a network of umbrella-like spines, which allow it to feed on your blood.

Experts say it could be removed through surgical intervention; but they also warn that the process could be terribly painful.

So, before you jump into that water, you may want to wear a cap on your manhood!


http://www.punchng.com/health/healthwise/male-organ-is-prone-to-damage-protect-yours/
I bet Most people did not read to this point.

@bold Are you saying we should wear condom before going to swim?
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You Remember This Clipper(photo) by jomoh: 6:19am On Jul 08, 2015
asadike:
lol. i for no talk dis thing o, me self for form o.
Nemo dat quod non habet

Now I don cash u. Lol

But dat thing dia fit cut your flesh with hair o.
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You Remember This Clipper(photo) by jomoh: 6:11am On Jul 08, 2015
asadike:
My God! have never seen this before. na wah o.
LMAO

And you will come here to abuse your uncles. Next time I mention you, you answer "Sir". You hear me.
grin grin cool
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You Remember This Clipper(photo) by jomoh: 6:07am On Jul 08, 2015
olawalepopoola:
My father used to take me to Marindoti barbing saloon in Total Garden, Ibadan @ age 5 to use this clipper. It sounds like "kekekeke"
Ur head dey dia.

Marindoti in Ibadan.
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by jomoh: 10:27am On Jul 06, 2015
malvisguy212:
Islamic juju? . It saddened me. I was born into muslim family, by his grace I am saved.
malvisguy212:
No man can never find peace in religion, only with God. God invented Man and Man invented religion.


Christianity is a relationship with God which you cannot get through religions.
And christianity is not religion?

Obviously this guy ^^^needs spiritual and psychological help.

[quote author=dalaman post=35534170][/quote]
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by jomoh: 10:23am On Jul 06, 2015
malvisguy212:
No man can never find peace in religion, only with God. God invented Man and Man invented religion.


Christianity is a relationship with God which you cannot get through religions.
And christianity is not religion?

Obviously this guy ^^^needs spiritual and psychological help.

[quote author=dalaman post=35534170][/quote]
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Converts To Islam by jomoh: 10:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
Chanchit:
This guy is too stubborn, must he fight every coach, if Messi and Ronaldo dey do like this they won't be where they are now.
His coach knew its a lie and he's still insisting now how do you expect a coach to like such player.
The only sensible post here. Meaning the only person that read and understood the whole "I'm a Muslim" thing by Emmenike.
Family › Re: Photo: What Would You Do If You Came Home And Saw Your Child Like This!! by jomoh: 10:12am On Jul 05, 2015
ckmayoca:
Non of u will do all what u ve said. The worse u guys wld do is lock up at police station, shout and create scene, punch the perso and beat the person up, no one is gonna kill anyone abeg joor.
Don't underestimate the power of anger.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Is Not Firing Back At Boko Haram by jomoh: 9:26am On Jul 05, 2015
okosodo:
Sharrap there, a religion that is responsible for an average of 1400 deaths every day, cant it end the world immediately christians start to retaliate?
Still I repeat, it is your stupidity that the world should fear when u refuse to see beyond your flat nose.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Is Not Firing Back At Boko Haram by jomoh: 5:50am On Jul 05, 2015
okosodo:
Islam............ will end the world
Nope it won't but your stupidity definitely will, if you refuse to see beyond your flat nose.
Jokes Etc › What Kind Of Grass Has This Goat Been Taking by jomoh(op): 8:22pm On Jul 03, 2015
An announcement was made that a wild Lion was in the Neighbourhood and a Goat started laughing.

Nairalanders please what kind of grass has this Goat being taking of recent.

A. Elephant Grass
B. Ugwu Vegetable
C. Osogbo Weed
D. Lemon Grass.
E. One of the Above and something else (State the other thing)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Picture:meet America’s First Openly Gay Imam by jomoh: 9:38pm On Jul 02, 2015
Lahnatu lah alehi
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina Mocks PDP On INEC Appointment by jomoh: 11:40pm On Jul 01, 2015
Emekamex:
I am stating the obvious, he is the special adviser to the president and not APC's spoke person.
Let me state the Obvious FACT for you. PDP attacked the presidency and he replied them in that Capacity as the presidential spokes person. SIMPLE
Music/Radio › Re: Most Memorable Lines You've Heard In Rap by jomoh: 11:16pm On Jul 01, 2015
naturalwaves:
I'm the underground king that ain't be crowned- 50 Cent, MANY MEN.
When I rhyme something special happen everytime am the greatest something like Ali in his prime...



"You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it......" 50cent Candy shop

"Am the boss on this boat
You can call me Skipper
The way I turn the money over
You should call me Flipper" 50cent patiently waiting

Yeah, in Hollywoood they say there's no b'ness like show b'ness
In the hood they say, there's no b'ness like hoe b'ness ya know
They say I talk a lil fast, but if you listen a lil faster
I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, 50cent P.I.M.P

"You see the old ways wasn't working so its on us to do what we got to do. To survive....". 2pac changes

"Take the evil out of the people they'll be acting right.....". 2pac changes

"All y'all motherfvcker. Fvck u die slow muderfvker. My four four (.44 magnum) make sure all your kids don't grow...." 2pac Hit 'em up

"Killing aint fan but somebody got to do it..." 2pac Hit 'em up

"There's no way I could pay you back but my plan is to show you that I understand. You're appreciated" 2pac Dear mama

"And when it seems that am hopeless, you say the word that could kick me back and focus." 2pac Dear mama
Politics › Re: If You Were To Pick An Ethnic Group... by jomoh: 9:34pm On Jul 01, 2015
I have think thank and thunked. I just can't think of any other tribe than my tribe.

safarigirl:
I like the Kalabari people.
Politics › Re: If You Were To Pick An Ethnic Group... by jomoh: 9:33pm On Jul 01, 2015
Seun, Lalasticlala, ishilove

Why can't I delete mis-submitted comment
Politics › Re: Prof. Niyi Osundare: “Blues For The New Senate King” by jomoh: 4:05pm On Jun 30, 2015
bettercreature:

“A discredited enemy behind his tarnished banner; he trampled the people’s hope in the shameful mud. The fruit never falls far from its tree; true scion of a cold and crooked clan. Broken banks, broken dreams, and broken lives, he’s a fitting heir to a dubious pedigree.”
This is TKO right here to The Saraki's entire generations.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mozambique Scraps Ban On Same-sex Marriage! by jomoh: 9:21am On Jun 30, 2015
HungerBAD:
In some parts of Nigeria FATHERS are arrested nearly everyday sleeping with their daughters.

In the Mostly Northern part of Nigeria Homosexuality is an open business.

The Itsekiri Tribe in Delta State marry their First Cousins(me and you na brother and our pikin fit marry).

The TIV Tribe in Benue State give their wives to visitors.

The Muslims in the North Marry 8 Year old girls.

Denrele the entertainer flaunts his GAYNESS openly.

Nigeria is a country of HYPOCRITES and are acting like America just invented the word GAY, we have our OWN forbidden things as stated above that we do. Let us clean our HOUSE before another Country's problems kill us in Nigeria.
Isn't it HYPOCRISY that consensusal !ncest is illegal in the US yet they made GAY rights legal on the premise of human right.

The last time I checked most of the thing you wrote up there still remain illegal.

If we are to go by your warped analogy, why don't we legalise everything on your list to remove our Hypocrisy.

Ode
Politics › Re: Saraki's Citizenship Saga: What The Constitution Says. by jomoh: 7:45pm On Jun 29, 2015
frisky2good:
If he's not a British citizen by birth then he will also have to be a naturalized Nigerian citizen to be disqualified. As long as he was born in either UK or Nigeria, he's qualified.
I see you don't get it. I don't think you can hold any Nigerian public office with dual citizenship whether by birth or not. I think you have to have renounced the other before being elected. My view

This issue was raised against the governor of my state -Abiola Ajimobi- he had to deny it but because there was no evidence to back up the claim, the case couldn't fly.
Politics › Re: Saraki's Citizenship Saga: What The Constitution Says. by jomoh: 6:04pm On Jun 29, 2015
frisky2good:
(a) subject to the provisions of section 28 of this Constitution, he has voluntarily acquired the citizenship of a country other than Nigeria or, except in such cases as may be prescribed by the National Assembly, has made a declaration of allegiance to such a country; [/b]
Did u mistakenly or maliciously leave out this part. Or did you just assumed that Bukola is a british citizen by birth.

The fact is that the man holds dual citizenship which is against the provision you maliciously ignored up there.

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