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Pidgin2:
You won't understand but trust me we know more than you do and FYI I meant homosexuality is a curse.

sooo ummm
Why would he place the curse on unborn children
The homosexual will grow in a community where such is loathed and frowned upon incredibly
It would affect his mental state going about thinking he's a "sinner" and an outsider because he's not like others
When he informs it to the community it would not help answers as the options would be to
-beat
-pray the gay away
Or
-totally avoid
When the person becomes mature he would likely come to terms with who he is and become an unbeliver because he would take that position that the creator of the universe that forbade homosexuality couldn't have created the universe
He marries a man, adopts kids and lives his life
He dies in his unbelief and ends up in hell all because of a curse he was never aware of
How is this fair

KingEbukasBlog:
Hermaphroditism is a natural disorder for whatever reason . Their condition can be corrected medically . I'm not sure why you gave me options to choose from .

Also ask Christians if they bash children with autism , cognitive dysfunctions or the Siamese twins

Guy , your thread is useless and senseless abeg .

actually your Christian compadre Reveation1 indeed said that some christians (not all bash people with such abnormalities) but they are better than Muslims that "behead" them
The question isn't really if they should be the object of ridicule
The question is
Why would the Abrahamic God if he is the creator of the universe subject people to such a disability that would make them stigmatized and loathed by like ummmm in a Continent like Africa say 85% of the christian population?

Pidgin2:
Lesbianism and homosexuality are abnormal, no one was created this way, all such people are suffering from curses some of which are generational and no fault of theirs but they are affected through their bloodlines.

Hermaphrodites tend to identify with a particular gender this means they share more in common with one gender than the other so surgery is a must for any individual with this problem. Once this is done then he or she has no business having sex with someone of the same gender as himself, sin is sin.

huh

Wawu
Nawa oo

Pidgin2:
Imagine if everyone was an athiest, the world will be filled with morally corrupt thinking people like you dear, thank God for Jesus

jesus' father was also a woman

KingEbukasBlog:
Nwanna , I don't bash hermaphrodites .

so what's your take on them
Are they:
A. The product of a fallen sinful world caused by the ancestors they never knew
B. Divine retribution for something their parents did
C. The Abrahamic God's idea of a joke
Or
D.A product of nature that is neither partial nor caring

niyihawking:
nawa ooo, where is your brain?

he used it as offering

Revelation1:
You are worse than a radicalised muslim extremist.

lol really
Wow
I must have blown up a lot of people

lepasharon:
Lol, Why are you kidding urself over the facts?
You still sin in other ways and even engage in sexual activity, because every guy masturbates/has or will masturbates

Yes, exactly Christians are unrighteous exactly like the ppl who they condemn as unrighteous.

Wait, let me guess..they are not real Christians? Only you is?

hehehehe

KingEbukasBlog,4evergod,felixomor, anas09,pidgin2,rheaktor,blueAgent,bennyann,DoctorAlien,winner01,MRprevailer,MrPresident1,Auki and the rest of the religous crew that I have no idea of thier monikers or didn't remember at the moment
Enlighten us

Revelation1:
Christians can only bash them not beheading them like your muslim brothers will do.

but I'm not a muslim naa

hahn:
Don't forget that since we are all created in the image of God then that means God has a pvssy and a dick just like hermaphrodites

Interesting

hmmmm
So why did he have to Bleep Mary na
He could have just impregnated him/herself
Why is the Abrahamic god confused na

felixomor:
I have always known that the number one cause of atheism among young men of this generation is addiction to masturbation and pornography.


And u just just showed it by projecting your thoughts.

Expect my thread on this topic soon.

lmao!
What an assumption

The two religions that have been fond of bashing and exhibiting bigotry to people that are different from them.
How would you guys bash hermaphrodites
Well a hermaphrodite is a person or animal having both male and female sex organs
Christians like pointing out how homosexuality/lesbianism is bad so how would you condemn an intersexual person
Who can they be attracted to?

MrMontella:
cc.jonbellion 4kings

I nor even understand oo
Quoting Jesus to someone who does not believe in Jesus
They also do it with the bible too

KingEbukasBlog:
Hehehe ..

There is no need for further argument ...

loool
Agnostic bro

KingEbukasBlog:
Calm down let's take this step by step

So what existed before the universe came into being , say 100 billion years ago ?

how would I know

KingEbukasBlog:
jonbellion

ooh my
*facepalm*
the Universe consists of everything. matter energy and even space and time itself. There is nothing outside the Universe.A better word would be stretching

MrPRevailer:
What grieves me is that when you die, you won't be able to return to tell your friends what you've seen over there. And so the madness continues.

yeah right right
Hell eternal anguish bla bla bla
The thing used to whip y'all in line
Go find someone else to whip bro

MrPRevailer:
Well, have you not heard the adage Beware of the devil in the church? Why did he come? Answer: To kill, steal and destroy. (John 10:10).

There's everything wrong with being homosexual. You deny this because you do not perceive the consequences and are lost in your self-gratification majenta.

there's noting wrong on being homosexual
Not everybody follows the laws of your goat herder book
So take that into consideration
You can preach that to a homosexual practising Christianity
Ooh right
You'll say they aren't christians
Lol
Bigotry is wrong

MrPRevailer:
What u said didnt even make sense yet you received 3 likes. Cowards helping each other.

smh

KingEbukasBlog:
So done and dusted .

More contributions on the topic please

May Christ who was born through the virgin birth , died , resurrected and ascended to Heaven bless you

Amen

Shut up
You're lucky I've not been around
your idiocy and love for asshole has been exposed here
https://www.nairaland.com/3570678/kissing-hanks-ass-look-religious

Edenoscar:
Unfortunately the original author of the article is a christian who kisses hank ass every single day

lol really?

Abeg make we hear word
These people have been active for years now. What was he praying since they became a real threat
Now that they are getting the heat he wants to start fire prayer so the gullible would feel their church and pastor "destroyed them"
Loool

Lennycool:
How is my stand baseless.
When Jesus himself said in Matthew 17:20
"For verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."
If faith can move a mountain (signifying the impossible) instantaneous healing of an injury should be nothing.
You're just trying to ignore the obvious.
Prayers don't work

[s]I have obviously seen I live in the real world where the laws of nature are a constant. This is obvious bullshit so I'll just try and rationalise it so I can still believe in my salvation for dummies book[/s] it was figurative!!!
He didn't mean it literally!!!!
Oh you dumb skeptics

randomperson:
Yeah, those psychotic atheists. They don't want to imprison two adults men for sleeping together. I mean, who does that?!
They really should be like the Christians who are siding with the murder and genocide carried out by our ever-benevolent god. And the future eternal burning of all people who don't agree with them. Who on earth doesn't know that burning sinners for eternity is proof of sanity??

lol
It's the ultimate proof bro
That's why the christians are so sensible

Lol
Just patience bro
Believe me when it comes you'd be surprised
And it also helps if your relatives are bearded that increases your chance
Some start later than others
The best thing to do is wait
You're in the wrong section tho

MrPRevailer:
Almost anywhere athiests are seen ridiculing or bashing religion., they are siding homosexuality.

Hmm. That's just one more sign of known psychiatric problems inherent in Athiests.

actually it was just showing the bigotry religious people show to others that don't share thier views
Exactly what you just did
See

EyeHateGod:
That pic sha! Is that Yahweh ass?

I don't know oo
We should ask the Christians

Roy11:
I have been a curious and voracious reader...recently, i got hold of the english version of the holy qu'ran and i discovered somethings which i have been trying to relate with the craziness of religion bigots in our country.

This is an opinion bases argument with myself....no one should take it personal or 'religious'.

1. The bible told us the way to heaven is to believe jesus is the only son of God, the saviour and messaiah. (if u dont believe in jesus, u are surely on ur way to hell fire)

2. The quran also identify itself with isa(jesus) but rather called him a messenger of Allah(God), no muslims believe isa is a son of God. (meaning all muslims do not accept isa(jesus) as the saviour)

3. The quran stated it clearly that all those who do not follow the teachings and liestyles(hadith) of the holy prophet muhammed (SAW) would rot in Hell.

conclusively, all xtians will go to hell according to the muslims and all muslims will go to hell according to the xtians.

Have u ever wondered why Africans are now taking religion back to the people who intriduced religion to us (europe)?

Have u take to cognisance where your great grandfather will be now? ...they solely believed and trusted in ELEDUMARE ..

Africa must wake up..

Note --i believe in a supernatural power...i believe in God...i dont believe in Hell. i am just a free thinker. bless God for giving me the brain to think.

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KISSING HANK'S ASS

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."

Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and He kicks the shit out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, He gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty-dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass He'll kick the shit out of you."

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss His ass?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss His ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."





From the Desk of Karl

1.Kiss Hank's ass and He'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.


2.Use alcohol in moderation.


3.Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.


4.Eat right.


5.Hank dictated this list Himself.


6.The moon is made of green cheese.


7.Everything Hank says is right.


8.Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.


9.Don't use alcohol.


10.Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.


11.Kiss Hank's ass or He'll kick the shit out of you.




Me: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."
Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true, too."

Me: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted*. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Ha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 7 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than saying 'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking."

Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary: She blushes.

John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary: She looks positively stricken.

John: He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears. "I am not listening to this. La la la, la la, la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary: She faints.

John: He catches Mary. "Well, if I'd known you were one of those I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you I'll be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off
Smh
Anyone up for a taste of hanks ass?
Not me though
http://g0ys.org/hanksarse.htm

hopefulLandlord:
that's Kingebukasblog people

chaiiii
So that's the church KingEbukasBlog attends
Lmao!!!