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Politics › Re: Police Seal Up 22 Rivers LG Secretariat On Orders From IG by Jonwesley(m): 11:03pm On Jul 11, 2015
jlinkd78:
which gov in Nigeria has done as u wished. APC govs even sack elected chairmen without any court order.
Then he should rather sack them as done by the so called APC Govs, rather than hiding under a kangaroo court judgment. And that was why I said "what is the difference?". Read my post well my friend.
Politics › Re: Police Seal Up 22 Rivers LG Secretariat On Orders From IG by Jonwesley(m): 1:54am On Jul 11, 2015
Wike is just a waste of time. Any Rivers state person that defends, support and follow this man is deluded.

What is the difference? You used the High Court, procured a judgment to sack the council chairmen and cleared them without the right of appeal, and even not allowing them remain on seat till up to the supreme court, there and there you pick caretakers in place of the elected chairmen. It's the same as Wike sacking the councils. You are now crying foul that you used the Judiciary, but you are not allowing the course of the judiciary to the end before putting in caretakers.

Wike, you claimed you are a lawyer, even with your wife a justice of a high court, yet this unwarranted propaganda and provocative action is being done.

Rivers people reap your harvest. But note well, every injustice done cannot stand the test of time.
Sports › Re: NFF Confirms ‘agreement’ With Oliseh As Keshi’s Successor by Jonwesley(m): 2:28am On Jul 09, 2015
Yes, yes, yes!!! End of bad, incoherent English. Welcome to good analytical English.
End of bad home ground for Super Eagles, Welcome to the Lagos National Stadium Surulere!!

A good development, a good move and we are in the era of CHANGE. Keshi was a disaster and very unpatriotic, seeking to be paid like a foreign coach in Nigeria. He has been unfocused with the job and has been mentioned for seeking the bafana bafana coach, Black stars, and lately Elephants of cote de ivoire coach.

Recall that Sunday Oliseh was the runner up to Keshi on his first appointment as Super Eagles coach. It was the best thing to do under the present circumstances. Let us support Sunday Oliseh.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Offers To Swap Detainees For Kidnapped Girls by Jonwesley(m): 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2015
No retreat, No surrender!!! If they value the life of their detainees, why do they kill others.
Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Is Making Life Difficult For Me by Jonwesley(m): 9:21am On Jul 08, 2015
Be a TRUE christian, flee from every appearance of evil. The fact is temptation is part of life. Jesus fasted 40days and night, and at the end he was hungry. He was able to stand his ground not to yield to the devil who used the situations around Jesus then to make Him yield.

If you are a follower of Christ, then that is the template to use. Do I need to remind U of the commandment: thou shall not commit adultery. Every man was was born with a conscience. Use yours man. Or what is morality to U?

Don't sell yourself for a mash of pottage. What is sex that you can no longer hold yourself. Some people are pope and some are nuns. You have a wife and sex is not new or why the question here. Be yourself man. Sex is over rated, do it at your peril, and possibly another fidelity test being staged.
Computers › Re: 80 List Of Common Ict Abbreviations And Their Full Meaning by Jonwesley(m): 8:41pm On Jul 07, 2015
SIM means Subscribers Identity Module please,

not identification. Note that the word identification is formed from identify.

My little cents.
Car Talk › Re: Passenger Bus Falls Into Lagoon Along Ijebu Ode-ore Expressway (photos) by Jonwesley(m): 6:39pm On Jul 07, 2015
chimkaire:
Thank God no life was lost. What a miracle shocked shocked shocked
Yet the OP posted it as fatal accident,
Sports › Re: Leave Me Alone, Keshi Tells Nigerians by Jonwesley(m): 1:42pm On Jul 07, 2015
voltron:
See this brainy boy .. good for you smart ass.. it seems the whole lot is the best Nigeria has.. and you must be the best of your lot too.. fecal matter
Whatever, I only intended to correct you, for your wrong jabs. I was not holding brief for anyone. I was never a fan of Amoudu or Onigbende, etc. Amoudu and the former Keshi's assistant are put there as a temporal measure. Besides the fact Amoudu works as head Technical department. He didn't apply to coach the Super Eagles but necessity puts him there for now. Even if you don't like what NFF has done, do you want the super Eagles to be without any body in charge, when you know that the process of engaging a new coach goes through a lot of things.
Sports › Re: Leave Me Alone, Keshi Tells Nigerians by Jonwesley(m): 1:20pm On Jul 07, 2015
voltron:
NFF is a stark representation of Nigeria.. hiring mediocre staff and recycling failures -Festus Onigbinde has been around for 20 years.. what value is he bringing.. i am sure others have been there longer. Shuabu Amodu has been hired, fired and rehired over 4 times.. who does that if not NFF
You are so ignorant. Blind to facts. Amoudu has a job under the technical department of the NFF. The NFF didn't have any choice by the sack of Keshi to draft her employee(Amoudu Shuaibu) to support the assistant coach to Keshi who now is the coach until a replacement is done.

Keshi should learn to be humble. Imagine him asking NFF not to renew Amokachi's assistanceship with his appointment. Now see where he has found himself. He is just a no good coach just luck helped him. Let him kiss the canvass and go, dumb ass.....
Properties › Re: . (discounted Price) by Jonwesley(m): 5:29am On Jul 07, 2015
Please describe where Kagini is and how to get there, directions etc. Then how much? I'm seriously considering buying a land in Abuja.
Health › Re: I'm Dying Of Social Killer(bad Breath) by Jonwesley(m): 5:02am On Jul 07, 2015
Cut fresh neem sticks, i mean DOGO YARO sticks and chew and use the bristles to brush up and down your teeth and use it to also brush your tongue morning and evening be4 going to bed. Thank me later!!!. Why wasting money on what can not help you?
Education › Re: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by Jonwesley(m): 11:30pm On Jul 04, 2015
MizMyColi:
well, here's my reasoning...

In a sane world, no body has just one name.
The family is the smallest unit of human interactions and an emotional centre of sorts.

We'd all be lost if we had no family to identify with, which explains the reasons a sane human would normally crave for a sense of belonging....

Now this family you belong to has a name, that is first and foremost, who you are.

Which is why you don't hear people like Khloe Kardashian saying, "I am a Khloe"...but you can hear her saying "I am a Kardashian"
There's something about pedigree that speaks volumes of the stuff you're made of.

In other words, your surname and your name are dependent on each other and actually function as ONE when it comes to introducing yourself in a formal/semi-formal setting.

So, I'd rather go with my name IS Margaret Thatcher.
As far as identifying me is concerned, none is complete without the other.
I am Margaret and I'm a Thatcher.
In other words, my name is Margaret Thatcher.

"My names are" should, or, can be used when you need to make known your different names/titles, which to a very large extent are independent of the other.

For Example;

His name is Jehovah Elshaddai.

And

His names are Jehovah Elshaddai, Jehovah Tsidkenu, Jehovah Shammah, Jehovah Nissi.....
Respectively.
You catch my drift?
wink


What away to give an answer. I don't have any better way to put it than this. Nairaland is full with illiterates. There's nothing or no such thing as " My names are" in English language, when it's you with only one identity I think there should be away that when a best opinion or an answer is given on Nairaland, the thread should be closed to avoid an endless argument upon argument. The fact that it's sounds correct by structure and construction doesn't make it right. If I meet or a candidate introduces himself or herself before me in an interview, he has failed my interview. Every other thing he does or answers before me is just for me not to show it before him or her.
Politics › Re: 15 Facts About New INEC Boss, Amina Zakari-vanguard News by Jonwesley(m): 9:17am On Jul 01, 2015
People forget the fact she was appointed to act till when the new and actual appointment will be made. It's just an acting capacity so as not to create a vacuum by Jega's departure.
Celebrities › Re: Is Ana Ivanovic The Sexiest Female Tennis Player? by Jonwesley(m): 9:06am On Jul 01, 2015
Orikinla:
Anna Kournikova.
Hot Russian blonde bombshell will make any man well any day on and off court.
Yes, my guy! Thanks for the correction. I knew I didn't get the spelling right. She is a stunning tennis queen to me.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Actress And Ex Beauty Queen Looking So Beautiful In New Selfie. by Jonwesley(m): 9:03am On Jul 01, 2015
[quote author=HungerBAD post=35345567]Or maybe the OP is Munachi Abii herself.

I think it is she.[/quote

Really, you may be right. If she is the one I'm sorry for the stalking and bashing posts I have made about palmwinetapper, but if not the obsession of this guy is a misnomer. Munachi Abii no doubt is beautiful, an ex mbgn, etc. But how come only Palmwinetapper is disturbing us here every day. Munachi, please confess now.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Actress And Ex Beauty Queen Looking So Beautiful In New Selfie. by Jonwesley(m): 4:10am On Jul 01, 2015
HungerBAD:
This guy with this woman again?you dey worship her picture like some people dey worship Olumba Olumba picture?

Put her peak-sure after she just wakes up without the make up, and then we can know if her beauty is the mary kay own or not
No sane person does this. Go check his posts, about 40 and 99% centred on Munachi Abii. This kind obsession is a yaba leftee wannabe.
Celebrities › Re: Is Ana Ivanovic The Sexiest Female Tennis Player? by Jonwesley(m): 3:51am On Jul 01, 2015
What about Anna kornikover? Not sure I got that spelling right. Height, hips and elegant lady I think.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man. by Jonwesley(m): 10:01pm On Jun 30, 2015
If she was the one that asked you same question, would you admit you had flings while away, and that is if truly u did so.

Again if she decided to lie that, no she didn't, would you believe her that she didn't? And not admitting it makes you think she is dedicated to the relationship with your full confidence whereas she had lied.

Though I'm not ok with her reasons, it hurts to hear this. Sometimes, the ignorance of a sin committed work better for couples. I think the relationship is doomed, it will later be all suspicions and what have you. Call it off to avoid tomorrow's divorce
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Tooz. The More Voluptuous Beauty Goes To? by Jonwesley(m): 9:26pm On Jun 29, 2015
Toolz is thick, Mercy J is soft. Now tell me which is better to cuddle? Voluptuous has to do with bendable body.
Health › Re: Anal Fissure, Hard Stool. Please Help by Jonwesley(m): 9:13pm On Jun 28, 2015
MEILYN:
I am thanking you right now because this is the best response so far. I like the way you put everything in detail. A lot of people do not actually understand the problem. I thank you all anyway. It means you are all concerned.
What are we friends for, Nairaland is a family and I feel better when I can contribute to alleviate somebody's burden. The hospital that treated me then is directly opposite The Lagos Airport Hotel, Awolowo way Ikeja. I traveled down to Lagos from warri to attend a week's course and lodged very closed to the hospital there. And i couldn't bear the pain which had been on for some days before the invitation for the course. I can't remember the name now, but it's directly opposite The Lagos Airport Hotel Ikeja. You will be fine, but after the evacuation, be mindful of all I said previously. It could get to a point your stool breaks into stoney pellets and you begin to wonder if you ate stones. Be encouraged and do the evacuation, don't be shy, the medical people are aware of the problem and know how to handle it. It was the labour room they put me that night, and the shower there did a lot. A very smelly operation as a result of days of accumulation.
Health › Re: Anal Fissure, Hard Stool. Please Help by Jonwesley(m): 7:05pm On Jun 28, 2015
Very frankly all what has been said, is not the remedy. You need a hospital quickly to evacuate the hard stools that have accumulated over time. I suffered from this before. At the hospital, they used a system that pumps hot water through a hose that has a pointed end which was inserted into the anus. After a little while, it begins to soften the hard stoney stools and it will build some serious pressure within the anal wall that if your anus is not covered well it will splash every where, the ladies that worked on me had share of the spread of my splash in my case.
The process is then repeated about three times like that depending on the quantity of accumulated stool there. Then you will be given some laxatives to be swallowed immediately, I can remember about 4 or 6 tablets taken at once. On arrival in my hotel room that night, I purged through the night and got better by evening. Everything became ok for me, my stool normal.
Now liquid paraffin is useful but not when the stool has solidified and blocked your anal wall. It's like cementing something, difficult to push, same also with Oranges and water. In fact it wasn't the Eba you ate that caused it. It's your not taking sufficient water and food rich in roughages with your meals prior to the time. Also some drugs reactions like antibiotics have such side effects on people and they need to avoid taking such treatment that lasts more than 5 days. After you regain your health back to normal, you can be taking the Oranges well. Ensure you drink minimum 8 glasses of water daily since you are prone to this, you can drink more than this average water in take.
You can come thank me later.
Properties › Re: Architectural Designs For Nairalanders Who Want To Build by Jonwesley(m): 2:29am On Jun 28, 2015
ihebrooke:
Can you send me a mail to akalawu@mail.com
Okay, brother! I will do so. Thanks
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Wait For This Celeb To Get Pregnant And Have A Baby! by Jonwesley(m): 10:38pm On Jun 26, 2015
Palmwinetapper:
again you continue you prove how much you're jobless and how much you care. Look at your essays. Dude why you so pressed??
Let me leave you to continue wallowing in your obsession of munachi. Too much palmie or palm wine effect can not be far from a palm wine tapper. Abi now, that is what I can conclude here.
Properties › Re: Architectural Designs For Nairalanders Who Want To Build by Jonwesley(m): 10:23pm On Jun 26, 2015
Ihebrooke, kudos and thanks for the motivations you have given some of us here. I do have a need and desperately want your help. I'm planning to avoid renewing my rent in January next year to my current landlord and seriously working to buy a land like 100 by 50 minimum somewhere around outskirts of Abuja. Kindly help me with a two spacious bedrooms flat ensuite, a sitting room, visitor's toilet and kitchen. That will become a boys quarter in future to my intended duplex to be built on the same plot. I will want to situate the BQ at the back and we a family of 7 will manage the BQ for now. Kindly give me a sweet design and plans, even the interior design. My email is jonnogidi@yahoo.com, phones/whatsApp - 08137684557. I will appreciate your quick response please. Kindly estimate the money that can finish it by your designs. God bless.
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Wait For This Celeb To Get Pregnant And Have A Baby! by Jonwesley(m):
Palmwinetapper:
Jon fool, look at the long epistle you just wrote. Damn fool.you care too much
I gave you a harmless piece of advice to better your image and save you from an illusion. Read my post very well.. That statement - foolish obsession is not an insult. You chose rather to insult me. Do I accept that you don't understand English language or it's a case of low self esteem that is your problem.
I took a review of your posts made on this forum and it was 40 altogether so far and of these posts, 33 were all on Munachi or have to be something about her. Now what do we call that? Pathetic.
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Wait For This Celeb To Get Pregnant And Have A Baby! by Jonwesley(m): 9:13pm On Jun 26, 2015
Palmwinetapper, get a live and free us from your foolish obsession. Why must you bring up pictures and stories daily on Munachi Abii? Okay, yes if U like die for her since you are crazily obsessed with her but do it silently and stave us of these innuendos and public opprobrium that you deserve for acting this way.
Celebrities › Re: Actor Chidi Mokeme Kidnapped And Beating Up by Jonwesley(m): 8:16pm On Jun 26, 2015
That is a film in the Making. Work of make up artists.
Family › Re: Close by Jonwesley(m): 3:30pm On Jun 26, 2015
I have #550,000. If ok pm me.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Mariah Carey And New Boyfriend Make Out On Their Loveboat by Jonwesley(m): 2:10pm On Jun 26, 2015
She probably sex starved.
Family › Re: Lusting After My Husband's Cousin by Jonwesley(m): 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2015
This thread has rather created enemies among Nairalanders than what it was meant for. People fighting and insulting each other due to difference in opinions.

OP, I sensed that U were much into teenage sex. And this has affected ur way of life. See, we form habits, but habits make us and determine our end.

Marriage is a whole lot more and with a child that came as a result of endless spontaneous sporadic sex and forced a marriage when all things were not ready, the challenge will be enormous but surmountable.

People of your age most times have an unusual sexual urge which is now worsened by your early expedition while in your teens. Your hubby then could Bleep as if it was a sport you both were in, he may have someone else he was into, she may be his love but your situation cut off his dreams. I'm sure that friend is back in his life because she has not found a replacement. Right now you are a burden to him. Stuffs do happen. Certainly your hubby is into another woman. Please prove me wrong.
My advise is just watch him as an abandoned specie, and focus on urself, baby, business and ur school. While believing of him doing stuff outside ur marriage develop tenacity not to be provoked until the situations catch up with him. His cover up or hidden affections will not last. Then stay away from his cousin, please avoid him like a plaque. It's a woeful thing for U to have been close to him. U are just a naive girl on sex and relationships. Your husband is more experienced than you and he's on top of his game.
Finally marriages after honey moon goes through a lot of challenges. It's not a bed of roses. If U still think it's sex sex, your are sitting on a long thing. Now face ur abandonment with prayers, spiritual inclination to God that ordained marriage. Meanwhile was it a church wedding, and due to unwanted pregnancy it's most unlikely. Prayer is the key. Don't do any other thing to bring you to a fault that will brush his ego to throw U out, or divorce. And try to tame that ur libido by focusing on what I emphasized earlier on, or create a natural way to stimulate yourself to coming and reduce the sexual pressures till he retraces his steps. He will come back loving U and I bet U he will confess what happened to him. Keep watching now. You will thank me then, seriously!
Politics › Re: Wike Restores Omeha’s Rights As Former Governor by Jonwesley(m): 1:08am On Jun 26, 2015
Blizzy9ja:
The fact that Sir Celestine Omehia was sworn in by a qualified judge and took decisions that were backed by the law and is still being addressed as a former Rivers state governor qualifies him to enjoy whatever entitlement is due any other former governor of Rivers state.
It is a step in the right direction.
Dullards, ...Birds of the same. They are correcting you, yet you can't learn. What do they call that? Ignoramuses ignomentia!!!...crickum crackum.

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