₦airaland Forum

Dosinspector:
Buhari may not be happy the guy is from east

So Delta state is part of Eastern Nigeria now. Who dash monkey banana? Oliseh is from Delta state please.

End of chewing gum era of a clueless coach!!!

abdulwastecx:
I think we need to make rooms for more technical base and engineering education. You obviously need more artisans and technicians than engineers and technologies, the current situation where everyone wants to go to the university is not encouraging.

A third world country like ours need to train more artisans and technicians to help us in our industrialization drive, mining and agriculture

So what is the role of polytechnics now? Or you have forgotten?

A very bad idea. If a fraud happens around U, it's the first place to freeze be4 status enquiry is made to other banks if you maintain other accounts for traces of any loot you could have shared by any fraud you may be involved. And with BVN there is no hiding my brother. All a bank needs is to type your BVN into their system, and if you are in that bank, your records of account will be exposed.

So nobody saw the error in the topic? Should have been: Welcome to the Lagos Snake MEAT Market.

The way it's written means live snakes market.

kritikali:
Must be that part of benue close to the east..that shares border with east

Why such diatribes? Confirm be4 U made vague conclusions.

For those that said she is likely to be suffering from Herpes Simplex, kindly explain how she got infected at the age of 4 years. If the mother had the virus or the blister sores at the time of birth she could transfer the virus to her, but how did it not affect her early enough until she became 4 years because the herpes virus usually manifest within a short time.

Herpes is more hidden in women and men can easily get infected from contact with them without condom. The parents need to have been tested also long ago if it was a transmission of what is in them that is unfortunately transferred to this innocent child.

The best bet is for the girl to be taken to a General Hospital or a Teaching hospital if it's within your reach. It's just too long that this has fested or allowed to thrive.

Good luck.

jlinkd78:
which gov in Nigeria has done as u wished. APC govs even sack elected chairmen without any court order.

Then he should rather sack them as done by the so called APC Govs, rather than hiding under a kangaroo court judgment. And that was why I said "what is the difference?". Read my post well my friend.

Wike is just a waste of time. Any Rivers state person that defends, support and follow this man is deluded.

What is the difference? You used the High Court, procured a judgment to sack the council chairmen and cleared them without the right of appeal, and even not allowing them remain on seat till up to the supreme court, there and there you pick caretakers in place of the elected chairmen. It's the same as Wike sacking the councils. You are now crying foul that you used the Judiciary, but you are not allowing the course of the judiciary to the end before putting in caretakers.

Wike, you claimed you are a lawyer, even with your wife a justice of a high court, yet this unwarranted propaganda and provocative action is being done.

Rivers people reap your harvest. But note well, every injustice done cannot stand the test of time.

Yes, yes, yes!!! End of bad, incoherent English. Welcome to good analytical English.
End of bad home ground for Super Eagles, Welcome to the Lagos National Stadium Surulere!!

A good development, a good move and we are in the era of CHANGE. Keshi was a disaster and very unpatriotic, seeking to be paid like a foreign coach in Nigeria. He has been unfocused with the job and has been mentioned for seeking the bafana bafana coach, Black stars, and lately Elephants of cote de ivoire coach.

Recall that Sunday Oliseh was the runner up to Keshi on his first appointment as Super Eagles coach. It was the best thing to do under the present circumstances. Let us support Sunday Oliseh.

No retreat, No surrender!!! If they value the life of their detainees, why do they kill others.

Be a TRUE christian, flee from every appearance of evil. The fact is temptation is part of life. Jesus fasted 40days and night, and at the end he was hungry. He was able to stand his ground not to yield to the devil who used the situations around Jesus then to make Him yield.

If you are a follower of Christ, then that is the template to use. Do I need to remind U of the commandment: thou shall not commit adultery. Every man was was born with a conscience. Use yours man. Or what is morality to U?

Don't sell yourself for a mash of pottage. What is sex that you can no longer hold yourself. Some people are pope and some are nuns. You have a wife and sex is not new or why the question here. Be yourself man. Sex is over rated, do it at your peril, and possibly another fidelity test being staged.

SIM means Subscribers Identity Module please,

not identification. Note that the word identification is formed from identify.

My little cents.

chimkaire:
Thank God no life was lost. What a miracle

Yet the OP posted it as fatal accident,

voltron:
See this brainy boy .. good for you smart ass.. it seems the whole lot is the best Nigeria has.. and you must be the best of your lot too.. fecal matter

Whatever, I only intended to correct you, for your wrong jabs. I was not holding brief for anyone. I was never a fan of Amoudu or Onigbende, etc. Amoudu and the former Keshi's assistant are put there as a temporal measure. Besides the fact Amoudu works as head Technical department. He didn't apply to coach the Super Eagles but necessity puts him there for now. Even if you don't like what NFF has done, do you want the super Eagles to be without any body in charge, when you know that the process of engaging a new coach goes through a lot of things.

voltron:
NFF is a stark representation of Nigeria.. hiring mediocre staff and recycling failures -Festus Onigbinde has been around for 20 years.. what value is he bringing.. i am sure others have been there longer. Shuabu Amodu has been hired, fired and rehired over 4 times.. who does that if not NFF

You are so ignorant. Blind to facts. Amoudu has a job under the technical department of the NFF. The NFF didn't have any choice by the sack of Keshi to draft her employee(Amoudu Shuaibu) to support the assistant coach to Keshi who now is the coach until a replacement is done.

Keshi should learn to be humble. Imagine him asking NFF not to renew Amokachi's assistanceship with his appointment. Now see where he has found himself. He is just a no good coach just luck helped him. Let him kiss the canvass and go, dumb ass.....

Please describe where Kagini is and how to get there, directions etc. Then how much? I'm seriously considering buying a land in Abuja.

Cut fresh neem sticks, i mean DOGO YARO sticks and chew and use the bristles to brush up and down your teeth and use it to also brush your tongue morning and evening be4 going to bed. Thank me later!!!. Why wasting money on what can not help you?

MizMyColi:
well, here's my reasoning...

In a sane world, no body has just one name.
The family is the smallest unit of human interactions and an emotional centre of sorts.

We'd all be lost if we had no family to identify with, which explains the reasons a sane human would normally crave for a sense of belonging....

Now this family you belong to has a name, that is first and foremost, who you are.

Which is why you don't hear people like Khloe Kardashian saying, "I am a Khloe"...but you can hear her saying "I am a Kardashian"
There's something about pedigree that speaks volumes of the stuff you're made of.

In other words, your surname and your name are dependent on each other and actually function as ONE when it comes to introducing yourself in a formal/semi-formal setting.

So, I'd rather go with my name IS Margaret Thatcher.
As far as identifying me is concerned, none is complete without the other.
I am Margaret and I'm a Thatcher.
In other words, my name is Margaret Thatcher.

"My names are" should, or, can be used when you need to make known your different names/titles, which to a very large extent are independent of the other.

For Example;

His name is Jehovah Elshaddai.

And

His names are Jehovah Elshaddai, Jehovah Tsidkenu, Jehovah Shammah, Jehovah Nissi.....
Respectively.
You catch my drift?

What away to give an answer. I don't have any better way to put it than this. Nairaland is full with illiterates. There's nothing or no such thing as " My names are" in English language, when it's you with only one identity I think there should be away that when a best opinion or an answer is given on Nairaland, the thread should be closed to avoid an endless argument upon argument. The fact that it's sounds correct by structure and construction doesn't make it right. If I meet or a candidate introduces himself or herself before me in an interview, he has failed my interview. Every other thing he does or answers before me is just for me not to show it before him or her.

People forget the fact she was appointed to act till when the new and actual appointment will be made. It's just an acting capacity so as not to create a vacuum by Jega's departure.

Orikinla:
Anna Kournikova.
Hot Russian blonde bombshell will make any man well any day on and off court.

Yes, my guy! Thanks for the correction. I knew I didn't get the spelling right. She is a stunning tennis queen to me.

[quote author=HungerBAD post=35345567]Or maybe the OP is Munachi Abii herself.

I think it is she.[/quote

Really, you may be right. If she is the one I'm sorry for the stalking and bashing posts I have made about palmwinetapper, but if not the obsession of this guy is a misnomer. Munachi Abii no doubt is beautiful, an ex mbgn, etc. But how come only Palmwinetapper is disturbing us here every day. Munachi, please confess now.

HungerBAD:
This guy with this woman again?you dey worship her picture like some people dey worship Olumba Olumba picture?

Put her peak-sure after she just wakes up without the make up, and then we can know if her beauty is the mary kay own or not

No sane person does this. Go check his posts, about 40 and 99% centred on Munachi Abii. This kind obsession is a yaba leftee wannabe.

What about Anna kornikover? Not sure I got that spelling right. Height, hips and elegant lady I think.

If she was the one that asked you same question, would you admit you had flings while away, and that is if truly u did so.

Again if she decided to lie that, no she didn't, would you believe her that she didn't? And not admitting it makes you think she is dedicated to the relationship with your full confidence whereas she had lied.

Though I'm not ok with her reasons, it hurts to hear this. Sometimes, the ignorance of a sin committed work better for couples. I think the relationship is doomed, it will later be all suspicions and what have you. Call it off to avoid tomorrow's divorce

Toolz is thick, Mercy J is soft. Now tell me which is better to cuddle? Voluptuous has to do with bendable body.

MEILYN:
I am thanking you right now because this is the best response so far. I like the way you put everything in detail. A lot of people do not actually understand the problem. I thank you all anyway. It means you are all concerned.

What are we friends for, Nairaland is a family and I feel better when I can contribute to alleviate somebody's burden. The hospital that treated me then is directly opposite The Lagos Airport Hotel, Awolowo way Ikeja. I traveled down to Lagos from warri to attend a week's course and lodged very closed to the hospital there. And i couldn't bear the pain which had been on for some days before the invitation for the course. I can't remember the name now, but it's directly opposite The Lagos Airport Hotel Ikeja. You will be fine, but after the evacuation, be mindful of all I said previously. It could get to a point your stool breaks into stoney pellets and you begin to wonder if you ate stones. Be encouraged and do the evacuation, don't be shy, the medical people are aware of the problem and know how to handle it. It was the labour room they put me that night, and the shower there did a lot. A very smelly operation as a result of days of accumulation.

Very frankly all what has been said, is not the remedy. You need a hospital quickly to evacuate the hard stools that have accumulated over time. I suffered from this before. At the hospital, they used a system that pumps hot water through a hose that has a pointed end which was inserted into the anus. After a little while, it begins to soften the hard stoney stools and it will build some serious pressure within the anal wall that if your anus is not covered well it will splash every where, the ladies that worked on me had share of the spread of my splash in my case.
The process is then repeated about three times like that depending on the quantity of accumulated stool there. Then you will be given some laxatives to be swallowed immediately, I can remember about 4 or 6 tablets taken at once. On arrival in my hotel room that night, I purged through the night and got better by evening. Everything became ok for me, my stool normal.
Now liquid paraffin is useful but not when the stool has solidified and blocked your anal wall. It's like cementing something, difficult to push, same also with Oranges and water. In fact it wasn't the Eba you ate that caused it. It's your not taking sufficient water and food rich in roughages with your meals prior to the time. Also some drugs reactions like antibiotics have such side effects on people and they need to avoid taking such treatment that lasts more than 5 days. After you regain your health back to normal, you can be taking the Oranges well. Ensure you drink minimum 8 glasses of water daily since you are prone to this, you can drink more than this average water in take.
You can come thank me later.

ihebrooke:
Can you send me a mail to akalawu@mail.com

Okay, brother! I will do so. Thanks

Palmwinetapper:
again you continue you prove how much you're jobless and how much you care. Look at your essays. Dude why you so pressed??

Let me leave you to continue wallowing in your obsession of munachi. Too much palmie or palm wine effect can not be far from a palm wine tapper. Abi now, that is what I can conclude here.

Ihebrooke, kudos and thanks for the motivations you have given some of us here. I do have a need and desperately want your help. I'm planning to avoid renewing my rent in January next year to my current landlord and seriously working to buy a land like 100 by 50 minimum somewhere around outskirts of Abuja. Kindly help me with a two spacious bedrooms flat ensuite, a sitting room, visitor's toilet and kitchen. That will become a boys quarter in future to my intended duplex to be built on the same plot. I will want to situate the BQ at the back and we a family of 7 will manage the BQ for now. Kindly give me a sweet design and plans, even the interior design. My email is jonnogidi@yahoo.com, phones/whatsApp - 08137684557. I will appreciate your quick response please. Kindly estimate the money that can finish it by your designs. God bless.