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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 1) On December 29th 2021 by JooEeL(m): 11:28am On Dec 30, 2021
lahizak:
I agree we said this in the past but when u are good, u are good and Pep is extremely good. How did he get his man city players to run through out a game without been tired? Would av sworn he dey drug dem but dis is football, dem dey test them always. As a man utd fan, I can't lie, Pep blew my mind away
Yeah bro, ure so correct on that one. They seem not to get tired. They keep running and running. Even the ones I used to think are weaklings like Bernardo Silva and the other old Silva.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (1 - 1) On December 29th 2021 by JooEeL(m): 12:03am On Dec 30, 2021
lahizak:
I said the same thing on twitter. The werey pep dey win games easily like say na children dem dey play. Even PSG no dey win games like dis for France. The beauty of EPL was dat small thing can beat or draw big teams anytime but pep don turn am to ABC. Make dem chase dat idiot out of EPL
Hahahaha. cheesy

Sheybi una dey yab am then say na La Ligor hin dey play with barca say EPL go expose am...

How far now na? He has bossed and possessed the highly-rated EPL, even far more impressively than La Liga.

This life sha.
Science/Technology › Re: Indian Goat Gives Birth To ‘Humanoid Kid’ With Baby-Like Face (Pics) by JooEeL(m): 8:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
And they thought it was a sign of God.

What a group of foolish people o!

Find the Fulani herdsmen in that area that have been lamba-ing those innocent goats.
Romance › Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by JooEeL(m): 5:59pm On Dec 29, 2021
Why should you be so jealous your boyfriend is gay?

Is it more painful than cheating on u with a more beautiful woman? Mtcheew.

She how she dey shout for nairaland seff. undecided

I keep saying it: cheating is not so painful to these ladies if you think about it. Most know their place because they know the efforts, especially financially, than men make in a relationship.
Nairaland General › Re: In One Word; Summarise The Year 2021! by JooEeL(m): 12:38pm On Dec 29, 2021
SELF-DETERMINATION.
Crime › Re: Bandits Are Gang Raping Us ⁠— Zamfara Women Speak by JooEeL(m): 12:33pm On Dec 29, 2021
I CAN BET ALL THE HAIRS ON MY HEAD THAT YOU WOULDN'T SEE THE DEMENTED TYPES OF COMMENTATORS LIKE HELL-ANUS AND THE SMOKED MANNAMAD-MAN HERE. undecided

And that stupid damn niggar guy that keeps boasting Nigeria must remain one, even with all the atrocities. I just wish these atrocities can befall their generation specifically.
Romance › Re: German Bridesmaid Disinvited From Wedding For Looking Better Than Bride (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
For looking better than bride or looking more naked tan bride?

Choose your caption carefully undecided
Politics › Re: Malami: It’s Long I Heard About Attacks In Markets, Worship Places by JooEeL(m): 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2021
Coming shortly after bandits rampaged Sokoto, roasted commuters, went into Zamfara and took 30 jobless women for procreation of more terrorists.

This life can be funny enh. Karma can be really really funny. The evil they bred to target Christians and southerners is now in full-swing mode: not distinguishing victims anymore. Hausa o, Fulani o, Christian o, Muslim o, Gbagyi o, Gworok o, Birom o, TIV o, Kambari o, Kamuku o, Kadanda o, Gulengi o, Abishiwa o, Kanuri o, Bussawa o, Zabarma o, Biu o, Chibok o, Jere o, Atyap o, Ham o, Angas o (Gowon's village)...

Everybody dey collect.


***LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIQUE DU BANDITS*** cool

Romance › Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by JooEeL(m): 12:08pm On Dec 28, 2021
dontrulee:
Every lady claim to be a virtuous woman.
Only few ones will tell you they're bad but even at that, they'll still claim to be good.
Girls hardly have direction, it's the guy that leads and direct them.

The spiritual ones are the worst, I see through them easily like water. I just need to meet you once to know your weakness
I wish I had this perception that some of you guys have. You don't know how lucky you are. But dont you think a lady can still fool you?

Make una teach me this thing na.
Romance › Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by JooEeL(m): 11:58am On Dec 28, 2021
zainabicy:
Funny thing is girls don’t really have a problem with a guys body count.

We are just different sha, all this gender equality is bullsh****



The real question is -

Would you like to know all the ‘bad’ things she has done in the past ? All the styles and the guys that have hanged her legs ? Or would you rather not know ?

Ignorance is bliss o…

If you want to know, like

If you don’t want to know, share
Brother we gats know na. What's the need playing ostrich head in the sand?

We no be babies na. Spill the bean jor! cheesy

But its painful to know that your wife has been banged thoroughly by other guys in the past o. Especially if you come pay hefty dowry put. shocked
Romance › Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by JooEeL(m): 11:56am On Dec 28, 2021
Zeinymira:
There are lots of decent women but y'all chose to ignore them.
How can they be identified?
Romance › Re: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by JooEeL(m): 11:24am On Dec 28, 2021
JUST SAY WE SHOULD MARRY PROSTITUTES
Events › Re: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by JooEeL(m): 11:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
shegzydave:
Imagine oooo
and they are complaining that guys are not getting married
am sure 90% of the guys here wont marry any of those girls
infact my wife to be is still in SS3 i have already catch her young
waiting for her to finish secondary school.... immediately she clocks 20
like this na to marry her jeje
Marriage does not prevent a woman from cheating on you. To be honest, marriage na long tin o.
Events › Re: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by JooEeL(m): 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2021
Rastaramsey:
In a few years time,all these bitches go dey find husband grin grin
And they may end up with one innocent righteous hard-working man...

Na weytin dey pain me pass for this life. There's nearly no way the man will know that drunk men in parties lashed his wife's privates without restrain during her prime.
Events › Re: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by JooEeL(m): 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2021
Skyfornia:
See as all the men cover up but ladies exposing their bodies.

Ladies please have some kind of decency... especially in public.. even if you don't want to respect yourself, atleast respect the family you come from
Sexual objects expose their bodies bro. They can't help it.
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Boy For Asking Her How Much She Charges For Hookup (Video) by JooEeL(m): 11:18pm On Dec 27, 2021
EmmyNorse:
her dress didn't prove otherwise
Her dress shows so. Besides, so many men around that place. I wonder the setting. No one just goes into your house to ask you if you're an olosho. The guy go don see signs na.

His manner of approach must have angered her.

Or she would have preferred a much more lowkey approach.

The guy seems to be running with the assumption that most Nigerian girls are not just prostitutes but shameless ones at that.

Well, from what we see, some still have shame o.
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Boy For Asking Her How Much She Charges For Hookup (Video) by JooEeL(m): 11:13pm On Dec 27, 2021
miracood:
Actually there's two sides to the story

1) The girl in question could be a hooker

2) Secondly she might not be.

now the reason why the guy got those slaps it's not because he asked the wrong question, but because he looks so broke and poor.

Mehn u can't be broke and still ask this kind of questions. If he was putting on designers and had an iPhone bet me the girl will never try to slap him rather she will smile give him her contact go to his house cook for him and do the do.
You gorrit. She's angry that the guy just didn't seem to meet her specifications.

Your submission almost makes me ruminate on the idiom that says "everyone has a price"
Health › Re: Boys & Girls Caught Taking meth In South-East (Video) by JooEeL(m): 5:51pm On Dec 27, 2021
helinues:
This case of meth is getting out of hand in SE

FG should quickly start the building of the 17 psychiatric clinics promised to be erected across SE

The effects are all over some comments on this forum
Your comments have been so absent when hoodlums have been bastardising, raping and kidnapping the jobless women in Zamfara and Sokoto.

Do you have links with bandits?
Politics › Re: PAJAWIRI: Banji Akintoye Unveils Mobile App To Track Kidnap Victims by JooEeL(m): 3:52pm On Dec 27, 2021
THAT'S OUR MAN.

OODUA A GBE WA O.
Business › Re: Gold Bars Roll Out In Osun State By West Africa's Largest Gold Company by JooEeL(m): 3:28pm On Dec 27, 2021
seunmsg:
We don’t need to breakup Nigeria to develop our states. We will use what we are getting in Nigeria to develop our region. We can’t be blackmailed into supporting the disintegration of Nigeria. We believe in Nigeria and we shall continue to work for her greatness.
Fulani man, Yoruba people believe in Yoruba nation. Report that to your masters. undecided
Business › Re: Gold Bars Roll Out In Osun State By West Africa's Largest Gold Company by JooEeL(m): 3:26pm On Dec 27, 2021
funshint:
With the Bitumen in Ondo, Oil in Lagos, Marble in Oyo, Granite in Ekiti and Limestone in Ogun; Southwest is truly blessed!
Oduduwa nation is truly blessed. We have an identity and our identity is NOT a coordinate point Mr. Man. undecided
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by JooEeL(m):
BeeBeeOoh:
Okay! Oga, please advice me on what to call people from Rivers state?
That they have not been able to group together to create a name for themselves is a testament to why most blacks are the ideal specimen for slavery.

Rivers was created with a decree by a genocidist called Gowon in 1967 to weaken the agitation of Biafra. When people create a name for you by decree, it only shows you're slaves... or let's say pets. Only pets answer the names their owners give them.

Go find your identity.
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Black Soot Is Affecting The Atmospheric Colour: Video by JooEeL(m): 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2021
lesbiconverter:
One of the reasons I will continue to blame the drunkard of Otuoke. He squandered the six years opportunity to turn everything round. PH would have been as good as Dubai now
It is easier to destroy than to build. If you are in a faux union like Nigeria where you know the chances of things going wrong is far far more than things going right, so you can't see that the odds are stacked against you?

So what will happen? Wait for another 8 years before you can begin hoping someone comes from your area to rule you? Stop blaming your president. There is little he would have been able to do. They are simply presidents on contract, largely answerable to the cabals holding everyones' destiny down.

You don't seem to understand the source of your problem properly.
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Black Soot Is Affecting The Atmospheric Colour: Video by JooEeL(m): 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
I CAN'T PITY FOOLISH PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN PROTEST TO SAVE THEIR OWN LIVES.

NATURAL SELECTION WEEDS OUT WEAK AND FOOLISH PEOPLE.


The idiot is still saying "God bless Nigeria"? Praying for what is behind their ordeal... Some people are beyond idiocy.
Celebrities › Re: Singer Mo'cheddah Welcomes Baby Girl (Photo) by JooEeL(m): 12:55pm On Dec 27, 2021
Slay period was on pause abi...
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by JooEeL(m):
ibechris:
Wear your nose mask...whether covid or not,take it to be the new Covid in town.

This will certainly cause heart problem of varying degrees if nothing is done.

This is the time to know if u have a working governor and as well asa working President.
The soot will still get into the airway.

Nigerians as usual. They always learn how to adapt to situations, no matter how oppressive.

Always never tackling the root of a problem. Shy, indolent, cowardly people. No wonder they are Nigerians.
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by JooEeL(m): 12:52pm On Dec 27, 2021
abobote:
And you people can't mobilize and protest? Lazy portharcourt people
If they can't even make attempt to save their life, how can these kind of people talk about self-determination or revolution...

These are proper minted slaves.

These people are a proof that the slave-trade era can easily begin again.
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by JooEeL(m): 12:49pm On Dec 27, 2021
Reference:
It is by product of the illegal processing of crude oil in the creeks which has assumed garguantan proportions over the recent years. The end of the rainy season and absence of humidity has cast it front and centre of the news lately.

The only way to end this is through societal awareness and the willingness of the Federal Government to give some sort of recognition to these activities so they can be regulated and with regulation comes standards towards a better environment.

One of the reasons why agitation from the creeks appears contained is because the 'boys' are busy elsewhere so stopping it by coercion will only open another set of challenges to our fragile and tottering economy.
FG that doesn't mind if you are all killed. A FG full of Fulanis is who you think love you?

Why are southerners this slow? Gosh.

You do not know the Nigeria you're calling on had a serious plan to exterminate the Igbo race in the Biafran war?

Read this and think of what they think of you in the surrounding region:

https://www.nairaland.com/275269/house-reps-20-million-niger
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by JooEeL(m): 12:47pm On Dec 27, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked

This is no longer funny o.

Does Wike leave in this same PH city with you guys because I don't know the reason why he has not started taking measures to help Riverians and non-Riverians living in Rivers state.

May God help una o
Imagine calling a whole people "Riverians"? People of rivers. They have no identity other than Riverians.

And it doesn't sound ridiculous to you?

When blacks begin to reason more properly and discover yourselves, that would be the first solution to their well-grounded problems.
Health › Re: Port Harcourt Soot Is No Joke Anymore. Let’s Call For Help!! FG, SG And LG � by JooEeL(m): 12:44pm On Dec 27, 2021
No nah. E be like many of una been dey talk say Biafra na scam and na "One Nigeria" una dey for...

First of all why are you guys even bearing the name of one of your slavers, "Harcourt"?

Una never ready. You people do not understand you are proper slaves yet.
Celebrities › Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Am Actually A “Mami Water” (Photo, Video) by JooEeL(m): 12:41pm On Dec 27, 2021
ADVERT TIME, BLESSED TIME. undecided
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Buni Yadi, Yobe by JooEeL(m): 9:52pm On Dec 26, 2021
[quote author= post=108835667]Don't be surprised to see some children of hate, frustrations and perdition happy by this news of deaths and blood.
This is the only kind of news those online bastards are always happy to read.
This is the kinda news that make dem cum.
Just wait to read their comments.
Cannibalistic swines and idiots always happy reading about the deaths of innocent Nigerians.
That evil, blood and deaths y'all seek for will find yall in due time.
None of yall will escape the seed of your bitterness and hatred.

No be curse,
Na FACT.
If you are one of the unfortunate cannibals,
Quote this post now.


....and he answered!
Dem know demselves.
They never disappoint.
Nairalanders and mods, take note........ undecided[/quote]Broken record.

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