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CrimeRe: Islamic Cleric, Tunde Olayiwola Slumps, Dies In Police Custody by JooEeL(m): 8:17pm On Dec 26, 2021
Frigga13:
To avoid snitching... they took him out.
You think well.
PoliticsRe: Adebutu: Insecurity Not Enough Reason To Divide Nigeria by JooEeL(m): 3:29am On Dec 26, 2021
They have come again. Set awon yoonity beggars tun ti de o.

How many times will they tell you that Nigeria is not for you? undecided

Eranko. 70 years old man o.
PoliticsRe: Christmas: Sanwo-Olu, Anglican Bishop Call For Unity, Peace by JooEeL(m): 3:10pm On Dec 25, 2021
ALWAYS CALLLING FOR PEACE AND UNITY.

SINCE 1960. PEACE AND UNITY BEGGARS.

70 YEARS OLD MAN O. YOUR MUMU NO TOO MUCH undecided

DISSOLVE THE ZOO OR PEACE WILL NEVER REIGN.

YOU KEEP GOATS, CHICKENS, HORSES, DOGS, EVEN LION (FULANI) INSIDE SAME CAGE, AND YOU ARE CALLILNG FOR PEACE? AND YOU THINK SAY YOU GET SENSE?
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph's Husband Hugs Her Curvy Backside In Christmas Photos by JooEeL(m): 2:50pm On Dec 25, 2021
There was a time it was Tonto Dikeh.

There was a time it was Makinwa.

There was a time it was Tacha.

There was a time it was Regina.

Now it's any idiot on NL. undecided
HealthRe: Black Soot: Early Morning Weather Condition In Rivers State by JooEeL(m): 2:46pm On Dec 25, 2021
Thermodynamics:
The people in Port Harcourt might not feel this now, things like these have long-term health effect.
It is completely carcinogenic with materials like : arsenic, cadmium, and chromium.

In fact, the whole populace of that place should just consider themselves smokers.

They're all dying slowly yet they cannot stage a protest or revolution? If even physical death is not enough to make black slackers from the southern part of the zoo this lackadaisacal and fearful not to fight for even a clean atmosphere, are these the same that will fight invasion of terrorism or even a British recolonization.

Blacks are a disgrace to themselves. Like Kanu says all they do is "complain, whine, complain, whine... then do nothing".
HealthRe: Black Soot: Early Morning Weather Condition In Rivers State by JooEeL(m): 2:44pm On Dec 25, 2021
donklens:
This is the weather condition in port Harcourt is covered with Black soot as you can see the plantain and the rest are all black, this is what we have been inhaling here 24hrs, u always wear bathroom slippers in ur house, u mop ur house every time even when all windows are shut and Air conditioned, u must noticed ur hand and sole covered with Black Soot like a norm here.

Please I plead with the Governor of Rivers State and those concerned to put a stop in this black soot people inhale every time, this calls for an Emergency.
Keep pleading and pleading. Sheybi you be One Nigeria?
HealthRe: Black Soot: The water I Used In Cleaning My House This Morning In Port Harcourt by JooEeL(m): 1:22pm On Dec 25, 2021
I am not sorry for idiots who love One Nigeria.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by JooEeL(m): 12:28pm On Dec 25, 2021
Mr man. That's a serious red flag.

My advice for you is not to invest too much emotions or hope into the relationship. I repeat, that's a very very red flag.

It's good she's open with you.

You may love her but not too much -- and do not, I repeat do not expect loyalty from someone who has told you so. The words sleep over at a guy's place is a near-replacement for have sex at another guy's place.

That's if she's not been doing it already. If you like, ignore warnings.
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Hottest Dance Styles In Nigerian Music Industry 2021 by JooEeL(m):
Hit dances only come up every 3-4 years.

Zanku remains the last hit dance and that was 2019. Considering Zanku restricted 2018's Shaku Shaku's years somewhat, expect the next hit dance to come alive in 2023 or above.
CultureRe: Queen Naomi’s Alleged Separation From Ooni Of Ife Not True — Palace by JooEeL(m): 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2021
Them don begin deny like Nigerian Police and Army.

Set awon oniiro. undecided
PoliticsRe: Umahi Inaugurates Ebonyi State Command Of Ebubeagu Security Network (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 9:25pm On Dec 22, 2021
How many times do they inaugurate something?

E even change their uniform. Hahaa. Laff go kee me o. These ones be like Nigerian soldiers now.

Hohohoho. Ebonyians run o!!! grin

This Naija na truly zoo. cheesy
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Nothing Like Repentant Terrorists, Kill Them Let Them Go & See God by JooEeL(m): 5:42pm On Dec 22, 2021
Again, u are an idiot if u believe Foulanis double-speak.
PoliticsRe: Anambra: Fear, Panic As Cattle Rearers, Cattle Invade New Airport by JooEeL(m): 1:53pm On Dec 22, 2021
ATTENTION!

Guys I want to share with you why the Foulanis are a dangerous bunch, a tongue-lying people and a race that portends consistent danger.

One thing about the Foulanis is that, if you do not have a chain memory, or better put a memory that cross-references, the Fulanis will capture you, and you will become their slaves. That is what is happening in Jos and Benue today. They do not have a consistent picture of the Fulanis which is why they actively joined hands with them to fight the Igbos during the war. (I'm not from any of these places mentioned, just an avid observer).

That said, the Foulani group mocked the Igbos for killing themselves even after having left the South East. When that news first broke out a few months ago, I told people it wasn't true. They are still there, or at least at the fringes. They will always still come. I told people you will still hear the news of them wreaking havoc very soon in the same place. Today has vindicated it.

I just want my fellow southerners to brace up for what looks like an unending war. These people just seem to be sent from hell... I cant understand this group of people. Being on the backfoot for so long seems to be disadvantageous to us and the existence of Nigeria is a serious serious problem. I think these people have to be invaded on their own lands to balance it, otherwise we dey in for a long tin...
TravelRe: Women With Buttocks Surgery Couldn't Sit While On A Plane (Video) by JooEeL(m):
Please what exactly do some females have in their brains? No offence please. Really there are some things that baffle me to the core.

I am now believing that most women who tongue-lash body enhancement is because they are not rich enough, or have no rich man around to cater for the costs.

This is seriously unbelievable! See how idiotic they appear in the plane when viewed alongside reasonable people. This is complete madness. If these are the most things that occupy a lady's mind, I now do not blame men who view them as sexual property and say fuc-n-dump.


Is bleaching not enough? Is fake pancake not enough? Is fake eyelashes not enough? Is tummy waist trainer not enough? Are padded bra and buttwears not enough? Are the fake hairs not enough? Now pumped nyansh.

These people are seriously ridiculously stupid o!

What is paining me is the Sarah Baartman story: a native of S Africa with huge butt who was taken to U.K and France and made a sexual object, put in a cage, for shows. You wouldnt believe her story is not even yet up to 2 centuries old.
These are the kind of things you would expect the black women to keep hammering on and how shameful the slave traders were, and its links to neocolonialism we are still suffering from today.

Honestly, I hate idiots!
SportsRe: Messi's arrival Divides PSG’s Dressing Room, Mbappe No Longer Close To Neymar by JooEeL(m): 11:38pm On Dec 21, 2021
Mtcheew.

APC-esque gossip.

News has to sell. Anyways, next pls. undecided
CrimeRe: Policeman Receives Slap, Almost Lynched For Allegedly Causing Accident Over N100 by JooEeL(m): 9:19pm On Dec 21, 2021
Una for synchronise d guy na. huh
TravelRe: How To Travel Home This December. by JooEeL(m): 2:42pm On Dec 21, 2021
hardbody:
Thanks. I have lived half of my life in the air, it is nothing new and I could live the rest of my life flying which is basically what I do week in, week out by virtue of the nature of my job.

However just to let you know that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. You could have passed same message without insulting a whole nation, at the bolded.
Fine n good. You win me on this one.
TravelRe: How To Travel Home This December. by JooEeL(m): 1:38pm On Dec 21, 2021
hardbody:
Na your own I gree with. Outside Abeokuta and Ibadan, I go to no where by road. I am travelling December 25th and returning early January. Tickets fully booked. Its cheaper to fly than to pay ransom after collecting beating by dirty Arabs. When Nigeria normalize, I will resume road trips, for now, not for me, not for my people.
Nigeria will never normalise unless of course, you love to daydream which Nigerians normally love. Get ready to continue this new air flight life forever or hope for the dismemberment of the zoo.

You can't have your cake and eat it.
TravelRe: How To Travel Home This December. by JooEeL(m): 1:31pm On Dec 21, 2021
HenryDion:
Many have traveled by road and the journey was a success.

It is totally safe to travel.

Don't allow accidents which are a norm to deter you, especially if you can't afford flight.

As you go, please don't forget to gift village people yam and rice, and even tomatoes and maggi.

So that you can return in peace.
Totally safe to travel? That you are lucky you went and came back does not mean others were so lucky. This is why I despise Nigerians and why they keep suffering unendingly. Always downplaying facts and truths... even if it stares them in the face. Always downplaying facts. America saw their silly and lackaidisacal attitude and decided to chalk off Nigeria from nations that persecute Christians. After all, they can't cry more than the bereaved.

With the ample evidence of danger, kidnappings, terrorism and banditry, someone will wake up and say its totally safe to travel.

No wonder Nigeria is where it is today. There are always stupid citizens backing the idiocy and lapses of the government, knowingly or unknowinlgy.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Magaji Ibrahim In Kaduna by JooEeL(m): 1:01pm On Dec 21, 2021
Kellibae:
Stop deceiving urslef most of those comments are from fellow South the yorubas..
Those people are the problem of south, until u guys realise that and stop shying away from it..we will keep going round and round...

They helped to sit buhari in power just for selfish reason, he failed they didn't it again second term now they are trying to build up old frail and sick tinubu again.

Our problem is from South West not North.
You must be joking. I'm from South West...and who damn gives a hoot about Nigeria or Tinubu. If those commensts are from SW, why don't you see as many silly comments on non-faceless forums like Facebook news channels like Sahara Reporters page, Punch page, Channels page etc.

You'd see the pattern of the comments there when Kanu was kidnapped or when Igboho was kidnapped. Darn, or even during the #EndSARS protest. If you are very active online, you'd be able to compare the comments and tell that most of the comments are from Fulanis and northerners. Not to excuse some misguided southerners though.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Magaji Ibrahim In Kaduna by JooEeL(m): 10:25pm On Dec 20, 2021
Tranquillity360:
According to DSS,Nnamdi Kanu ordered the bandits to be killing northerners.





Is video of bandits claiming Kanu ordered them too hard for DSS to act?
Hahhaa, you can't see those e-bandits online now.

Those e-cursed morons are off this page. They wished evil for the south or so-called "infidels". Unprepared and unaware they are, that the evil they have been cooking has spilled from the fire onto their feet. cool
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Magaji Ibrahim In Kaduna by JooEeL(m): 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2021
OK bandits are doing real good now.

First time in a long while they are attacking more of the core northern Hausa-Fulani section of the state.

Unlike the Atyap, Adara and Gbagyi.
CrimeRe: Two Hoodlums Lynched At Regina Junction, Awka (Graphic Photo) by JooEeL(m): 9:41pm On Dec 20, 2021
Jungle justice is bad.

Really really bad. False accusation or a wrong judgment is enough to send an innocent to the beyond.

In old times, there's a story about a guy at Oshodi who was on bike and tried to stretch his hands and yawn and unknowingly clipped the bag of a female passerby and she began to scream "Ole".


The bike was quickly flagged down and the guy couldnt even explain himself out before tyres were hauled over his neck and he was roasted alive.

Painful but true.

We need to start having sense in this zoo. What is even more painful is that I have never seen jungle justice on any politician. Not even one in this stupid zoo. Think about it: since the zoo has been created, no single jungle justice for those who have made the destinies of our unborn generation useless. But you can kill your fellow man for just being a bag snatcher?

Thunder fire all of una. undecided
CultureRe: Strange Masquerades Spotted In Port Harcourt By A Nairalander: Pictures & Video by JooEeL(m): 6:27pm On Dec 20, 2021
I'm aware black soot is ravaging the atmosphere of that place.

Carcinogenic material and flames up in the air.


In the nearest future this will shoot up the cases of lung cancer, breathing defects and even impotency in men. But then the people are so unbothered about dying slowly.

And these are people you say will force a revolution or demand a separation from the zoo. When they can't even save themselves from dying. YOU MUST BE JOKING!
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's JMK Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2021
Mtcheew.

Who can remember that there was a time those days that this same gender used to bash guys for sagging their trousers?

Which one even worse sef? Sheybi even with the sagging, guys dey wear boxers.


This gender sef. Una shame dey shame me. undecided
PoliticsRe: Is Aisha Buhari Pregnant? — Nigerians React To New Photos Of First Lady by JooEeL(m): 4:17pm On Dec 20, 2021
This one don go receive Dubai D'or grin

Some people still think say this babe husband na hin dey alive to lash am o.

9jerians to sabi form woke but na them dey easily deceived pass. MMM was a typical example.
CelebritiesRe: Davido: 2021 Is One Of My Worst Years Because I Lost Many People Close To Me by JooEeL(m): 1:14pm On Dec 20, 2021
INCLUDING HIS FIANCE, IF YOU CAN READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES.
PoliticsRe: 'Now We Realize Jonathan Was Nice, Buhari A Failure' - Protesting Northern Woman by JooEeL(m): 9:24am On Dec 20, 2021
Set awon idiots always supporting their fellow jihadists and terrorists because they view other southerners as infidels.

May 10 bandits fall on una.
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Survives Ghastly Motor Accident (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 10:14pm On Dec 19, 2021
Pato no die o.

We dey warn u. undecided

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