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Politics › Re: Time For An Igbo President by jorlons(m): 10:52am On Feb 11, 2015
kettykin:
If you can not trust igbos please secede or die trying to.
Leave Nigeria you don't want to leave, let others leave you don't want them to leave, OK have a balanced federation and you say you can not trust igbos
First of all I'm 4rm SS plus it's only a maniac that thinks anybody who has a negative view of the igbos are northerners and it looks like your life is full of frustrations and ppl like you will most definitely die of High blood pressure.

And again the Igbos are fun to have around but I can't trust them.
Politics › Re: 30 Feared Killed In Benue Communities By Fulani Herders by jorlons(m): 10:41am On Feb 11, 2015
Kennywills7:
Bro d south are peace loving o but things like dis are not allowed because if anyone dare do dis hmmm d story will b - 30 Fulani men killed in Delta
Very true southerners are peace loving ppl. And as a deltan I don't think I can kill unless I have to. Why should I be heartless because some illiterate fulani is? But when it comes to self defense don't think I'm gonna sit back while somebody tries to harm me.
Politics › Re: 30 Feared Killed In Benue Communities By Fulani Herders by jorlons(m): 7:28am On Feb 11, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Those people are savages, sub-humans!
They are coming to blame Jonathan for this.
Bros it's not about blaming Jonathan. Where is the security huh If more heinous crimes are committed in literate countries what do u expect from uneducated cattlemen with some devils in them.

All this is attributable to a country that has refused to move forward.
Politics › Re: 30 Feared Killed In Benue Communities By Fulani Herders by jorlons(m): 7:24am On Feb 11, 2015
wilsondave:
abi now I just wonder why some Fulani behaves like animal...... there sucking demon brothers Boko haram too will continue to massacre human....... when is this going to stop. maybe revolution should happen in northern part of Nigeria or northern should not b part of Nigeria again cause the root of wahala starts from there.
All this will stop when we have actual security. How many times have you seen the police patrol van in your street just to monitor whats happening in the street.

Nigerian security comes after the deed is done.
Politics › Re: 30 Feared Killed In Benue Communities By Fulani Herders by jorlons(m): 7:18am On Feb 11, 2015
Kennywills7:
Why is it dat dis set of pple has no regard for human lives?
If its not rape, it will b burning of houses or killing of innocent men and women
Don't worry they're slowly advancing down south you can ask them when they come.
Politics › Re: Time For An Igbo President by jorlons(m): 7:08am On Feb 11, 2015
The Igbos are fun to have around but I just can seem to trust them. I don't know why.
Politics › Re: Aljazeera Called Our President Badluck Jonathan by jorlons(m): 6:48am On Feb 11, 2015
Well I dont give afuck about him.
Politics › Re: Much Ado About Buhari Planning A Coup by jorlons(m): 6:43am On Feb 11, 2015
padi leave all this PDPians na today you know say dem dull.
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Campaign Security Chief, 3,000 Others Dump PDP For APC In Edo by jorlons(m): 6:39am On Feb 11, 2015
temitemi1:
Another big fat lie coming from apc bulletin tongue tongue tongue... GEJ till 2019!!!
Dey there until only you go remain for PDP.
Politics › Re: I Won’t Go On Terminal Leave – Jega by jorlons(m): 5:48am On Feb 11, 2015
anonimi:
What is the rational in being LAWLESS huh
Do you know what our laws say about terminal leave for people like Jega or will you prefer to live like monkeys in the jungle hopping aimlessly from tree to tree full of excitement but no sense? shocked
Mr. Law abiding. House of Rep has spoken, other parties have spoken and now jega has spoken lets now see the weight of power vested on the president.

Bros comot play if GEJ succeed remove jega na to plan how I go take be president in the nearest future O
Politics › Re: AIT Gets Threatened By A Northern Group by jorlons(m): 5:45am On Feb 11, 2015
ola6:
This is why I hate APC. They are very violent. They want to use intimidation to rise to power. We Nigerians say NO!!!
In addition to what dguyindcorner told you. What about the numerous threats from Asari Dokubo, Tompolo, boyloaf and other militants supporting Mr. Clueless. The Northern group threatened AIT for showing lies about GMB while Asari has being threatening southerners and indeed Nigerians if his brother ends up losing.

Even a toddler knows PDP is a blood sucking party.
Politics › Re: WAEC Posts Irrelevant Advertorial On Buhari's Certificate In Guardian Newspaper by jorlons(m): 8:27pm On Feb 10, 2015
kunle1960:
Jonathan is too kind for my liking if not who is Buhari to be talking up to this period.Certificateless bastard.
Na the GEJ wey I know wey nor fit look the General for eye because of FEAR naim you dey talk about or na another GEJ huh
Politics › Re: WAEC Posts Irrelevant Advertorial On Buhari's Certificate In Guardian Newspaper by jorlons(m): 8:23pm On Feb 10, 2015
Kennywills7:
Hehehehe too much wahala for one man to endure
If only the man was bothered but as a General little things like this can't bother him.
Politics › Re: PDP Buying PVCs For 10,000 Naira Each - Says APC by jorlons(m):
Politically devilish party (PDP) will always look for a way to rig this election. The six weeks they demanded is not to flush Boko Haram. I won't be surprised if the army starts withdrawing to further disenfrachise the north
Politics › Re: 30 Soldiers Monitor Tinubu's Ikoyi Home by jorlons(m): 6:42pm On Feb 10, 2015
visalo:
A loose mental man on the street. Try make any move with your criminal master tinubu and see what the army will do him
Oga leave the insults and choose between Kirikiri and Otuoke for your master's abode huh
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 6:06pm On Feb 10, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
grin grin grin grin Oh I can feel your pain tongue I don't think your father told you the level of shafting he suffered at the hands of those guys. grin grin grin

As for you, I will make sure you join buhari and shekau in sambisa forests where your type belongs. cheesy cheesy

Bloody cretin. embarassed
lol... Don't worry I'll plead with the new president of the federal republic of Nigeria, the amiable General Muhammadu Buhari (GCFR) to allow your mother and sisters to visit you and GEJ often. So you and GEJ can use her to dey alright afterall man body nor be firewood.

I can also prevail on the prison guards to allow you dey alright with Doyin okupe, fayose, FFK, Abati, and Reno Omockery. What do you think huh Lemme know so I can begin the paper work. grin grin
Politics › Re: 30 Soldiers Monitor Tinubu's Ikoyi Home by jorlons(m): 4:34pm On Feb 10, 2015
dridowu:
The fear of Tinubu is the beginning of wisdom for PDP.
I guess intimidation of Jega, Buhari, Tinubu, Lai Mohammed, Fayemi, Osinbajo e.t.c all must be achieved within six weeks.
All is well
Bros na wa to you. Dem fit intimidate all the ppl you mentioned except Buhari. The presence of Buhari is INTIMIDATION to GEJ and his crew.
Politics › Re: 30 Soldiers Monitor Tinubu's Ikoyi Home by jorlons(m):
Ladies and gentlemen meet

GEJ the clueless, lootocratic DICKtator sentenced to life imprisonment for looting the treasury of the federal republic of Nigeria.

An appeal has been filed @ the court of the masses to send his arse to Otuoke.

As the judges decide.

To decide join the #General-March4-Buhari (GMB) today.
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 4:17pm On Feb 10, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
grin grin grin

Shut up there and provide your dirty sister shap shap. I hope the monkey down there will be able to do her oo grin grin grin

How do you manage sleeping under the bride with your moma & papa? The smell from her pugzy can destroy faster than Russian nuclear arsenal grin grin

Even monkeys are now beginning to reject your moma because the ponmo has been turned inside out and is so expanded so nothing to enjoy again wink wink grin grin grin

Gist for you, after my dog shafted your sister last night, he has not been barking well again because your sister was not able to satisfy him, why na? grin grin Or too much free donation of ponmo at allen don turn her own pugzy too to Chevron oil well? grin grin

Like mother like daughter. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Also heard your father was gang molested by drunken agberos last night. shocked shocked shocked
Wow! congrats on your error free composition. I noticed you added your photo hmmm now I see why you keep talking of monkeys, baboons and gorillas. I never knew you belong to that specie.

I did recieve a call from my pops on the attack from some miscreANTs on his way back from his business trip. I already reported the case to the police but they are yet to make an arrest.

But now that you've confessed to be d gang leader I'll ensure you're locked up together in the same cell with your love GEJ and as for your testosterone syndrome; when you start getting the urge you can bleep GEJ to relieve the pressure in your brain. grin
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 1:38pm On Feb 10, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
people like you should be dragged before amadioha and sacrificed to the gods for free grin grin grin grin It is better to use your blood to appease amadioha and let an innocent goat live. grin grin grin

You are a product of experimental cross breeding between a dog and a baboon. cheesy cheesy

I blame your wretched father who could not afford ordinary N50 gold circle thereby cursing the earth with a misearble cretin like you grin grin grin

Your ground mother is still in the rain forests jumping from tree to tree looking for bananas. grin grin grin grin grin

BTW, hope your sister is ready for action tonight with my dog grin grin grin grin Or will your mother take her place since she is already used to regular shafting from behind by gorillas shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin
Wow!!! Don't let your testosterone get the better of you cause it's starting to. You almost wrote a full page with errors such as ''misearble'' instead of ''miserable'', ''ground instead of ''grand'' . I suspect you didn't derive the maximum satisfaction from grandma's slacked puzzy. I'm sorry my bad. I forgot age deteriorates the level down there.

So Which of your family relative lives with you huh I mean female relative not male. I don't want to have the notion that you're also gay. Or are you both gay & straight huh I'm just trying to help grin grin
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 12:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
Chimp, when will you free your moma from her chains where baboons have been ramming their shafts like spear for eternity. grin grin grin grin

Even the devil will run for cover from the smell oozing from her pugzy which is big enough to swallow seven trailers with huge containers because of excess shafting. grin grin grin

Tell your asewo sister that my dog needs her services tonight in his cage. grin grin grin grin

Rot in the firs of hell. Maggot cheesy cheesy
Lol. grin grin You dey try small small. I take it that your sisters and mother aren't @ home cause I can sense alot of pressure build up due to high testosterone in your body.

Is your grandma @ home huh I asked because you really need to discharge now before you kill yourself but go gently on her you know she's old ensure you use only missionary style. I'm not in support of doggy style it's a NO NO for me huh And don't worry about it God has already punished you so whatelse could you possibly lose.

Your day is already Miserable I can tell. shocked
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 12:08pm On Feb 10, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
foolish boy. No wonder your mother is the well known village witch stationed at Sango shrine to service all the babalawo's when nature calls; it sucks to be you really. grin grin grin

Baboons have been raping your moma every night no wonder her pugzy is as big as Sell oil well. grin grin grin grin Cursed be the day she vomitted your from her snelly ppugzy. grin grin grin grin grin
ey yhaaaa!!! I would've engaged you if not that your bashings are lame.

I thought after reading ur thrash I would be so mad to d extent of smashing my laptop buh you know what I feel berra much berra.

I gave u a simple advice earlier today. I said ''fucck ur mother or ur sister when ur testosterone level is high. It will relieve the pressure in ur brain''. Although you'd now become a freak commiting i.n.c.e.s.t but being the freak that you're I don't think you'd mind.

Have a miserable day. #LAMEFREAK
Politics › Re: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by jorlons(m): 10:32am On Feb 10, 2015
QuiverBox:
Its So Unfortunate, In the Middle Belt there are ample Opportunities for Tourism , Food Processing Industries, etc but none of the Governors of those states have Harness those "gold mind"
sometimes I wish every region of this country contributes to the national treasury based on the resources they are blessed with. It would have eliminated the noise of ''we are being oppressed for our own oil''.
Politics › Re: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by jorlons(m): 9:59am On Feb 10, 2015
QuiverBox:
Believe Me , no region will want to cede out of the entity called "Nigeria" - No Region has Leaders that have what it takes to generate sustainable revenue through its resources. Not Even the Niger Delta that have Crude Oil. We have Lazy, laid back, hungry, Useles.ss Leaders.
You've said nothing but the truth. I'm from the oil rich Niger delta. I can tell you GEJ is a perfect example of the useless leaders we have down here. If they spend half of what they get from oil revenues the whole Niger delta would have been a paradise by now. Just take a look at them Ayiri, Asari, Tompolo, boyloaf, Ek clark, Alison madueke, GEJ, the list is endless. The mentality they have is this ''Na we get the honey so make we drink am well well before another person go come follow us share am''
Politics › Re: Parties Kick Against Plot To Sack Jega by jorlons(m): 9:38am On Feb 10, 2015
chukwudi44:
Ode this is not 1967 this time around you will be the rebels and the war will be fought on your domains
when the war begins you'll be the first to be killed. I know life has been tough for you just hang on your misery will be over soon.
Politics › Re: BREAKING News: INEC NEW Chairman, Prof Nazim Mimiko From March 1, 2015 by jorlons(m): 7:03am On Feb 10, 2015
@seun, lalasticlala

It's rather sad that members would be allowed to create thread based on false information clear violating Rule 8 esp in the politics section.

Lalasticlala pls take a look @ the source. Its nothing but a porn blog. The blogger obviously wants to redirect traffic to his blog and he/she thinks this act of mischief is the only way to do that.

Seun this is the second of two threads breaking Rule 8 under the watch of the mods. I know the responsibilities of a mod is daunting as everybody wants their thread on fp but something as critical as this should be given priority.

My suggestion to you seun is that you create a thread re-emphasizing Rule 8 and the punishment for violating it. I would have done this but for some reasons I can't seem to create threads. I hope the Mods in the politics section will look into this and do the needful.
Politics › Re: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by jorlons(m): 6:47am On Feb 10, 2015
@seun, lalasticlala

I have searched the source of the Op's topic and couldn't find the news there. This is a clear case of mischief on the part of the Op. Nairaland has rules especially when it comes to disseminating informations.

As a member, this recent events of other members whether APC or PDP posting false information is rather disturbing. This is how rumours begin.

Lalasticlala pls tell the op to give a direct link to this information or you pls close this thread as it is in direct breach of Rule 8. Thanks in advance.
Politics › Re: Presidency Shops For Jega’s Replacement - Vanguard News by jorlons(m): 5:47am On Feb 10, 2015
otipoju:
Nna the blood wey go flow ehnn. If you are in a place that is not your village, kindly return to your kinsmen as quickly as you can ooo.

Already Sambo, Fani Kayode, Reno Omokri and Doyin Okupe have already sown the seeds of hatred among Nigerian tribes. Things are simmering below the surface and are just being repressed.

I just pray that God takes control...it takes just one slight provocation in one small street for the flames of bloodletting to spark into life and spread to every nook and cranny.

The future of Nigeria looks very bleak and we are on the precipice.
Do you know why I'm scared of this administration? They seem to have made up their mind on the issue of coming back to power by any means possible and that's a dangerous resolve.

We all know how volatile the northern region is and we cannot allow one man's ambition to jeopardize our lives. Do you know the number of southerners living up north ?

Can our military handle an added violence coupled with BokoHaram across the north ? If people can destroy campaign bill boards because of a shift in the polls, does anybody need to be told what will happen if any of the two points I raised happens.

This is no longer btw GEJ and GMB. Its about Nigeria and we must be careful not to allow any of these men pull us down as a Nation.
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 11:18pm On Feb 09, 2015
thaoriginator:
Are sure is not innocent eligible voters they are trying murder just reduce numbers of APC votes in thay region? God will expose all their evil plans.
GEJ is a heartless freak and so I wouldn't doubt your assertions but if that's the plan the whole world will see it and I'm sure the little supporter base he has down south will be reduced the more .

The postponement of the election already lost him some so making that move will be bad market. But like I said d guy is heartless and he might just be tempted to make that move. I really pity for my northern brothers and sisters whose life has become an experiment.
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 11:06pm On Feb 09, 2015
ItsMeAboki:
And those seeking for his disqualification are not relying on frivolous technicalities - abi?
In the same vein, do you expect his lawyers not to fight these or not to equally utilise any other technicalities available to them in order to defend their client - so as to make you and PDP happy?

Don't you think that GEJ and PDP already know that GMB is qualified for election; but rather than take him to court themselves, they are instead sponsoring individuals to carry out their dirty bidding by proxy; knowing they don't stand a chance in hell of getting the courts to disqualify him but simply just to cause distraction.

FYI, the constitution does not even require anyone seeking for elective office to earn/own/ possess or even submit a certificate in order to be eligible.
It rather required for that person to be educated to a minimum of school certificate LEVEL or its EQUIVALENT - (key words here being level and equivalent, not certicate - as many mofos are brainwashed to believe).

It also went further to explain what it meant by equivalent (see attached copy below).

Note, sub-section c(iii) only required a person to be literate (i.e. an ability to read and write) and to be able to communicate effectively; the interpretation of which along with sub-section d is furthermore entirely left at the discretion of the electoral body (INEC).

Accordingly, INEC had already deemed Buhari fit to stand for election so it is difficult to see how anyone can overturn such constitutional decision - except to just waste ppl's time.
Bros Eh you dey try O for the time wey you dey take explain for these guys. But I'll advice you not to bother because these guys are rats and we all know that rats destroy randomly. So also are these guys when it comes to Buhari's cert. Issue.

Little wonders why you'll see them commenting first with the sole aim of scattering and derailing the thread.

I've looked @ d case and I've dismissed it because I'm supremely confident that there is no chance in hell for them to disqualify him. The General has told the try-your-luck lawyers to go to court and stay there. I have nuffin more to say than to wish them Goodluck.
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 10:46pm On Feb 09, 2015
thaoriginator:
No time bro, we will watch them drown in their pool of stupidity.. Thou we will keep exposing their FAT lies.
No time indeed for silly exchange of word with these sissies who God mistakenly gave diccks. Men don't talk much. I feel ur passion for change. I personally don't engage them unless when they start propagating lies on a thread.

Lets just focus on the six weeks their failed candidate GEJ under the disguise of the army said he needed to flush the Boko haram.

#Day 3 no local govt claimed yet from the BH boys.
Politics › Re: Disqualification: APC & Buhari Reject Court's Orders Of Service by jorlons(m): 10:38pm On Feb 09, 2015
Bawss1:
Those who were saying this matter should be taken to court will now wish it wasn't. This was a very avoidable drama if only Buhari was forthright with the whereabouts of his certificates. Whatever damage this does to his campaign, if any, he should know that he provided the ammo to his distractors.

APC should learn from this and in the future no allow itself be weighed down by such unnecessary matters. Field a much better candidate next time.
Oga there's no ammo anywhere. I'm supremely confident that this case will be blown away. PDP got no balls otherwise they wouldn't be hiding behind those notice me lawyers. Nuff said on this matter jare. Lemme look 4 berra threads to read.

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