₦airaland Forum

MadamVanessa:




ALLAHU AKBAR


All her sins have been forgiven because she died in the holy city

To hell with that uselezz oath wey seun make us to take just because he is a moozlem. As for the comment I am quoting, that means ALL the people of Saudi Arabia go go heaven, whether they are chronic sinners or not just because they die in Saudi Arabia. Wow! What a religion.

lonecatt:
Are there any state un Nigeria that do not have situations of flooding.

Flood occurs once in 15 years in the whole of Plateau State, and it doesn't even last long, within 1 or 2 hours, it disappears.

Please continue to pay her bills, how can you have a girlfriend without you helping her. I want to see the day ehen only 1 bottle of cough syrup will be remaining in your shop. When that day comes, please, come back bere and cry for help, we will contribute N30b for you and your girlfriend.

See this one o, you said there is sweetness but you are still complaining? Go back to her and ask for more sweetness jare and continue enjoying your sweetness.

Who told you dey don't? What are baby sitters for?

There is need for the 'slap' emoji. So I can be slapping Tinubu supporters upandan.

Just like Michael Jackson, you bleached, just like Michael Jackson again, you want to reconstruct your nose? Why not go ahead. I support you. But when the nose done dey peel and fall apart, don't call me o. By then, na serious pain ers you go dey consume.

Honestly, I almost made my first million by the age of 32 but beer and big a$$ puccy did not allow me.

Those who were at large, if they truly believe in islam and are proud of islam, they should come out and show themselves. Useless and shittty religion of pissss. It beats my imagination that alot are still proud to belong to such nonsense religion of sh!t.

Iceman296:
I think 6.75 screen size is too much na, but overall a decent phone with the specs!

Me wey dey look for 6.95" screen sef.

Turanchi.

slimzschoolboy:
Hi guys please does anyone know the cheapest European country one can apply for a student Scholarship visa, the requirements and estimated cost

Make I wait for comments, me sef wan know.

DatoDatuk:
Some Nigerian big girls were captured spraying loads of cash at an event recently. AMAZING

Never seen 9ja women do it this big before lol. nice one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQOjnqqvQbI

Dem don join the Cubana geng.

2chisstore:
Please my fellow naira lander,I need u nah advice.Am planning of relocating to Cuba for greener pasture,please great travelers is their any work opportunity for we the black in Dubai and my budget of relocating is 900k please I need you people advice

Start a business here.

englishmart:
They met Malt drink at #100 but now it is #250

They met coca cola at #60 but now it's #200

They met cooking gas @ #150 per KG but today it is #800

They met a bag of cement @#2000 but now it's #4000.

They met toothpaste (close-up) @#180 per one but today it's #450.

They met matches @ #5 for but now is #20.

They met Pepsi @#50 for a bottle but now it's #130

They met camry 2.4 @ #800,000 but now it's #2,700,000

They met electricity tariff @#7 per unit but now it's #45

They met a loaf of bread � @#200 but now it's #600 for the cheapest. I don't mean aboki o

They met a litre of fuel ⛽@87 but now is #200

They met a litre of Diesel @#150 but now it's #800

They met VAT @1% and increased to 7.5%

They met Federal Universities tuition fees @ less than #20,000 but now it's almost #100k

They met mattress @#50 k for a big size but today it's #150k

They met Kings 4litre vegetable oil �️ @ #2000 but now it's #6000

They met exchange rate (Naira to a dollar)@ #150 but today it's #500

They met bag of rice ���@#8000 but now it's #30000

They met bag of beans @#20000 but today is #100k

They met children biscuits at #5 per one but today is#20 per one and the quantity it's reduced

They met sweet (milkos, and the rest @ two #5 but now it's #10 each.

They met Sardine with 3-4 fish @N120 but now it is N500 for 2 pieces of fish.

A-2-bedroom flat in mainland of Lagos that used to go for 180k it's now 600k

Transport on Hiace bus from Lagos to Abuja that used to be 2500-3500 is now 10,500 - 13,000

The damage is evident everywhere.
The hunger in the land has no part two.
Insecurity is beyond alarming.
The Masses of this country bear the brutes.

AND HERE COMES ANOTHER ELECTION #2023

bros, e be like say you own a provision store.

mbahdi:
Remember 2016 I had such experience it was hell on earth.staphylococuss.very stubborn infection.i almost spent all my life servings.i visited more dan 50hospitals taking drugs herbs n all sort of tins.gave my life to christ, attending retreats n crusade,dat was d year I got baptised incase I no survive am,at a spot I gave up hope,cos d drugs ain't working anything in me any longer,n decided what ever will happen sud happen.i stop taking drugs, doing test n going to hospital.i stop thinking am unwell.i gave myself peace of mind.n I must tell since 2016 av bn well n ok.avnt bn to hospital for any test or infection.just normal headache n malaria n I give God all d tnks.
So sir take fruit much it helps in building ur immune system dat will help figth d infection, despite ur frequent urination still keep taking water as if ur life depend on it.make sure u drink more dan 30 littre of water per day it helps in flushing ur body n keeping u hydrated
And lastly to make u live longer n not to die before ur time never seek solution on google.cos what u will see there will make u write ur will.

WTF?!! Mind you, a Jerry can is 25 litres, and you are recommending more than 30 litres of water a day? Who can drink that?

I am not surprised, it is islamic to kill a Moozlem that converts to Christianity.

Deadmeat:
ok bro can I do the test anytime of the day? Or it must be morning

It is best if you do it on the first urine of the day, but it also works for a urine that is passed after like 6 hours after the last urination.

Deadmeat:
Someone suggest a drug for me abeg

Go to the pharmacy and buy pregnancy test strip, it should be around N200. Invite her over to do the test right infront of you, you gey the result in less than 20 minutes. If she refuse to come, then she is lying to you.

Bluezy13:
Iodine solution is meant for burns only.... I stand corrected though.

Anyways, visiting a nearby pharmaceutical outlet and getting treated by a nurse/doctor will not take a hair strand from you.

Not ONLY, but also to prevent infection.

Tinubuadvocate:
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Liar you are trying to sabotage the efforts of security you will soon be questioning .

Your monicker says it all.

Totilopussylick:
Buhari can't be that daft to send DSS and EFCC after him for speaking the pains Nigerians are afraid to stand up and condemned .

Buhari is already daft enough for sacking him in the first place.

jakD:
Is it that dude's money ain't enough to make him dress sensibly or what exactly is wrong with him?

Meanwhile, all these bloggers and their silly headlines.

Cuppy Otedola wey get money wella no even dey dress well. It is not about the money, it is about sense. Dress sense.

My concern is why does Instablog and this Joro of a person keep striking some letters out some words as if the words are obscene or vulgar?

It was in my HND1, in the National Veterinary Research Institute, Vom, Plateau State. During our clinical practicals. The Vet Doctor asked one of our course mates that if a dog is vomiting blood, what could be the cause? Actually, it was a simple question in the department but this guy doesn't know the answer, and I was kind of embarrassed if he failed to give the correct answer and I was anxious to answer the question on his behalf. Or, I was trying to find a way to whisper the answer to him so that he doesn't embarrassed himself in the clinic. Mind you, we did not use our names in school, rather every body is known by their matric number. We either call you 602 or 637 or 690 or something laidat. The lecturer, may God rest his soul was my tribe. My anxiousness made me to whisper the answer to him to the hearing of everyone in the clinic. The lecturer in anger asked me to immediately leave the clinic for my inability to restrain my tongue, to hang outside. I left the clinic and went to the college cyber café. It was 3 hours later, after every every, my course mates were telling me that the lecturer told one of my course mates to call me back in using my own name and I was nowhere to be found. I never knew he knew my name because we didn't use our names officially in school. I was shocked. Las las I passed the course with flying colours.

Op, you are mental. How will you start a story without ending it, expecting me to click. La click la fire.

Op, let me ask you, did the money enter your account? If it did, then you gast to pay. But if it did not, you should report to NIITDA, they will protect you and you won't have to pay a dime.

Honestly speaking, where is Slawomirr?

Is your friend a woman? Because I am not understanding. You said your friend married her white woman.

Taaooma is number 1 most exciting skit maker.