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No be lie, you look like Rema

Naijanascam:
Lady narrates how his [b][/b]boyfriend is not man enough with this habit of apologizing to her when she is the guilty one..... his reason is that he don't want to loose her.... and she wants to be treated hard..... chaii

Is the lady a male?

When will you realize that stories that require clicking a link like these will end up with LA CLICK LA BEND OR LAY EGG?.

Islam-a-bad.

As I wake wake dis morning, I tell myself say, omo I go make dis money..... Patoranking.

The girl doing POS for her boss in my area also suffers the same thing. Shortages every day. No explanation.

If you know that you can't give full gist berra gettat! If I go copy am now come post am here una go shout"it is not fair","nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh". Mark my moniker, next time I see this kind of post, I will copy and paste here without any compunction.

No be for this forum you dey read news like "a woman gives birth to triplets or twins or quadruplets after 10 years of marriage? Oga wait for your time, e fo soon reach you.

davillian:
Looks like what we call bushbabies but this one is still a baby

it is not a baby. Can't you see that it is carrying a tiny baby under it?

Allikola:
Herbs to buy are as follows :

1. EGBO SAPO
2. EGBO IFON
3. EGBO AJANRERE
4. EGBO EPAKUN
5. BAARA (ONE BIG UNRIPE)
6. DRIED LEAVE (YOU GET THAT FROM ME)

08031505760
08054642960

How would you translate these to the people in the North?

helinues:
Why do i have to sign an oath on something i did not believe in? Why should the Muslims be able to comment on Christian topics without signing an oath

Are Muslims so intolerant that we need to sign a oath before we make comments about their faith?

Seun this is nonsensical

Seun is full of discrimination.

Op, what are you waiting for?

Though the bros taught us yahoo like he promised but he used us like house help more...Al we do is run errands ,clean the house ,cook and wash his clothes ..omo we suffered .


I did not finish the story but I had to comment on the emboldened that got me laffing so hard���

Hisbah21:
is it a must she know him.?

Are you serious? You sound like "must a yahoo boy know the ENTER button?

Did he piss his pants this time?

I have almost same size as you, but the girls stick come every day. It is how your do it.

What will take me to see the toilet when I have seen all the red flags? I go japa. No me no toilet.

Lemme just ask, is the school still standing? Is there not petrol and matches again to light it up?

Oche211:
Send that girl away at all cost before your marriage scatter.
15 years old ooo
How do some men have such erections?

You have never met a 15 year old that is grown up and sumptuous.

Franzee:
My Dad wants me to travel abroad which is a nice idea �. I wish to go outside to do undergraduate program. Am looking at Canada... which means I would need IELTS or TOFEL

Am good in computer as an a programmer so am wondering [/b]what is the best option and best country to go.

And hope [b]Admission won't be a problem because I have only WASSCE....



Please your comment really matters, I don't want to shoot shot twice

All these emboldened, will be the reason you will fail IELTS, TOFEL to Canada. Bad English. Improve your English before you reconsider. Or else, try another country. Good luck.

Ingredient88:
.....hi, I believe having HIV is not the end of life, there are plenty of people who are HIV positive for a very long time now, and noting has happen to them, only what you can do is to pls take your drugs as been prescribed by the doctor. I know someone who is HIV positive, and he still get married and have children, and noting happen to her wife and the children.... And the man is living his normal life till now, for 20years now. So The Lord be with you, the drugs and treatment are free...just visit department of HIV they we explain more to you. Even it just HIV and it treatable, thank God you notice that in his early stages, if is HIV- AIDS now that one is not curable..

Is the man a woman?

That tractor tire he was pushing really paid off.

MajesticKris:
This One Dey BreakDance

This one still has its lungs intact.

wis3:
Jigsaw

Amoeba

JOACHINpedro:
The first one looks like an alien while the second one looks drunk.




Na girl draw this one

This one is Voltron, defender of the universe.

This list is not complete without Plateau State Governor, Simon Lalong.

When will Tony Tetuilla come back?

investorcj:
Ya a foooooooool.after all the abortions done for your sake u want to run.remember karma is a bitch

The first abortion was for her sake, not his. The second one was none of his business. Mind you, he warned her that once he hears any rumors, he will dump her. Is the second pregnancy not bigger than rumors?

Righteousness2:
Brother, as a young man born in Deeper life Bible Church in the Early 80's and Grommed in DLBC until 2004 when I moved to the The Lords Chosen, I must say you have a very Valid Protest!

I Perceive GOD is using you to Pass a Very Strong Message to HIS Church and HIS servant. The ways of GOD ALMIGHTY are not the ways of Men.
The ALMIGHTY HOLY GOD will not change HIS Standard because of a Changing World.

I Pray HIS Servant and one of the Core Holiness Apostles and Generals of this Generation, Pastor WF Kumuyi takes note of this Peaceful Protest.

This is my first time quoting you. The Bible has encouraged God's people to praise Him with all kinds of instruments of music. Worthy of mention are the pipe, horn, flute, lyre, harp, drums, cymbals, tambourine and many more I cannot mention. Deeper life are actually starving God of sweet music of praise and worship. Those instruments I mentioned are used then and have been modernized in this generation. There is nothing wrong to worship God with them. That protest is a waste of time in God's sight.

superemmy:
Venza to take over...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beP5HZ1C57Y

It is BATMAN.