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Romance › Re: What Would You Do, If You Walked In On Your wife's Mother inLaw Like This? (pic) by Josbreed: 4:36pm On Jul 21, 2022

czarr:
E shock you!

What do you mean by "your wife's mother in-law"?

Your wife's mother in-law is your mother.
So that's your mother's ass up there in the post.

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Education › Re: 95% of Nigerians can't Pronounce These Words Correctly. Take The Test by Josbreed: 10:21am On Jul 21, 2022

For simplicity of pronunciation:
1. Alias /eilias/
2. Cause /koz/
3. Champagne /shampein/
4. Crescendo /krishendow/
5. Debris /Deibri/
6. Deborah /dehbra/
7. Leopard /lepa:d/
8. Magi /meijai/
9. Machete /masheiti/
10. Myrrh /murrr/
11. Oesophagus /isofagvs/
12. Pizza /pitsa/
13. Plumber /plvmer/
14. Tsetse fly /tsetsi or tsitsi flai/
15. Chef /shef/
Hope y'all gerrit.

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Food › Re: Which Animal Has The Sweetest Meat In The World? by Josbreed: 8:20pm On Jul 20, 2022

cutecommend:
Please kindly drop your suggestions.

Is it beef?

Is it turkey?

Is it mackrel fish?

Is it goat meat?

Kindly contribute

Local dog meat is out if this world. Followed by Mackerel. Third is Isiewu.

Politics › Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Tinubu Is On His Own, We Won't Support Him - Arewa by Josbreed: 7:57pm On Jul 20, 2022

Moh247:

Una go wail una go tire... Tinubu don dare you to do your worst

They wanted to set trap for Tinubu using religion but Tinubu outsmarted them

Will Christian South Vote Tinubu if he gave them Northern Christian?! Capital No... People like Reno, Seun and David Hudeyen have made their mind not to support Jagaban regardless

Will Northern Muslim ever vote for a Christian minority as their Vice President for 8 years, Never!!!

Both Shetima and Atiku would drag NorthEast vote, Tinubu owns SouthWest vote, NorthCentral States like Kwara, Kogi , are for Tinubu, North West is the battle ground

..

Didn't decieve yourself. Come to North-Central where we dey, all of us na Obidient.

Business › Re: Sinoma Is Constructing A Cement Plant In Kogi (Photos) by Josbreed: 6:46pm On Jul 20, 2022

jumper524:
To be completed in 2 years??
Most project when dem dey forecast to finish in two years no dey finish in the end.
If na lie ask dangote refinery and 2nd Niger bridge.

I disagree mostly. Na anything wey government ha d dey inside or is involved, e no dey finish. 2nd Niger bridge (government), Dangote refinery (20% government).

Politics › Re: 2023: APC Muslim Youths Reject Tinubu-Shettima Presidential Ticket by Josbreed: 5:40pm On Jul 20, 2022

SadiqBabaSani:
Hired PDP Muslim YOUTHS

Why would PDP youths be hired to go and instigate the APC to make changes that would increase the chances of APC in the general elections?

Health › Re: Stay Away From Drugs. I Lost A Friend & My Personal Story (How I Almost Died) by Josbreed: 2:10pm On Jul 20, 2022

Abeg, what is the difference between:
SK
Loud
Arizona
Colorado and
Weed?
Just for knowledge sakes.

Health › Re: Stay Away From Drugs. I Lost A Friend & My Personal Story (How I Almost Died) by Josbreed: 2:02pm On Jul 20, 2022

constance500:
Drug is not bad.. The abuse is the issue

As long as you take drugs, your brain's capacity will everly remain elastic, meaning, it will constantly be demanding for more doses. If you start with 50mg of Tramadol, after few weeks your brain will demand for 120mg continuously and NON-STOP. Before you know you will be consuming over 400mg, before you know you OD. Now tell me that it is not bad again.

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Politics › Re: Asa Sings 'Fire On The Mountain' In Front Of Buhari At NNPC Relaunch by Josbreed: 9:34pm On Jul 19, 2022

Atarakpa:
This will be her last invite for any APC event.

The new government come 2923 will invite her.

Politics › Re: 15 Families Of Slain Police Officers Receive ₦9 Million In Anambra by Josbreed: 9:17pm On Jul 19, 2022

N9,100,000 ÷ 15 = N606,667. Wow each family got a meagre N606.667? Police work no get difference with bricklayer.

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Travel › Re: World's Happiest Countries For 2022 by Josbreed: 11:02am On Jul 19, 2022

God1000:
You will never see Nigeria in such list, these are countries that value their citizens.

They care about the welfare and wellbeing of their people, unlike my country Nigeria.

But why is there no country from Africa on the list?

I expect countries like Botswana, Namibia, Rwanda, Mauritius, Seychelles to be on the list

If you noticed, you will see that no Asian country follow too.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Josbreed: 2:28pm On Jul 18, 2022

chatinent:
Na person I tell my secret create this post.

So?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Josbreed: 2:18pm On Jul 18, 2022

Focwireless17:
This online people sha. You will not accept 1m a month but you dey put your number make people pay you money because you Wan help them. Essssh

I tire for the guy o.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Josbreed: 2:16pm On Jul 18, 2022

Starz825:
He is so on point...
Esp in Lagos..you see them on suit but omoo...na 35k be their salary... can't even cover for their feeding and transport...

Salary low ... expenses are high.....

Nigerians are human tardigrades...
We go survive every situation till we all make it

Come Abuja come see na. You will see someone dressed neatly in suit and tie, will stop you and say bros help me with N200 for transport. O boy life hard.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Josbreed: 2:11pm On Jul 18, 2022

okerekeikpo:
I graduated since 2010 and uptill now i don't still have a job na only God know how I dey take survive, complete 12yrs

Chai! This one strong.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Josbreed: 2:09pm On Jul 18, 2022

Hamachi:
A solar energy company is currently recruiting for the below position.

Job Role: Customer Service Representative Intern
Location: Baruten, Kwara State
Job Type: 6 months renewable contract
* Fluent in English, Hausa,Nupe and Yoruba language.
* Minimum of 1 year Customer Service experience

CVs can be sent to
talentresourcesng.eea@engie.com with "CSR" as subject of the mail.A thriving and fast expanding rice mill located in Sokoto is urgently looking for suitable candidates for the following positions:

*General Manager
* Accountant

Ideal candidates for each role must have previous knowledge of the food production industry, a team player & must have great leadership and communication skill

Salary: Attractive

Qualified candidates should send their resume to distincthires@gmail.com using the position as subject.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by Josbreed: 1:59pm On Jul 18, 2022

Mine is long.
I started my career as a sales rep with one the biggest feed companies in the country, located in Jos. I studied Animal Health Technology. My sales was doing well until the company decided to produce a low budget layer feed for people who could not afford the regular feed. The quality so poor that it made farmers abandon the brand because the feed gave very poor egg production. My sales nose-dived. The company was looking for a scapegoat, and fingers were pointed at me, blaming me for incompetence in managing customers and farmers to continue using what is killing their farms. For that reason,that they no longer need my service. As they were preparing my sack letter, I resigned. I had no savings cos I was building my house. I stayed home for 3 months, those months were hell. On the 4th Month, I got a job with a popular hatchery in Oyo state, to be their sales rep in Katsina and Zamfara. I was to market 2 products. Chicks and feed. When I started, sales there was zero. I raised the sales of day-old-chicks by over 20% while that of feed was not possible because the company had already soiled its reputation with lack of production, which caused unavailability of feed. The GM Sales phoned me one afternoon, shouting on me, saying I am lazy and I don't work, that all I do is to be sleeping everyday there in Katsina, that they are giving me 1 week, if I don't come up with sales of feed I will be sacked. Guess what? 2 days later, I resigned. I stayed home for one year no job, it wasn't as hellish as the last joblessness though, cos I had moved into my house and went to crop farming. In 2021, I got an offer with a Lagos company to be their sales rep in Abuja, the pay was good, but just like the last job, they stopped production for almost a year and customers have gone to other brands, sales was also zero, I was expected to revive sales. I am good at that. I resumed late July. But the problem was that before I got a depot for the company in Abuja so that products will be shipped from Lagos for Abuja customers, it took me more than a month. It wasn't even a fault of mine. It was due to the very sluggish due process they applied before approving money for the depot's rent. I started sales in September, convincing customers to come back was not joke, but by December, sales was above 30% of my target. Just when I was getting ready to go for introduction, to get married, boom! A letter hit my mail that if I don't get 100% sales, I will be laid off. Baba, naso e happen. I was laid off February this year, 2022. The company no just get patience, just when sales was beginning to rise, that's when they cut me down. So if you know any company in the veterinary/livestock industry hiring, I am available. I can cover any where for them as far as it is in the North, even if it is Maiduguri, 0802. 760. 6363.

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Romance › Re: Ever Heard Of A Hobosexual? by Josbreed: 5:32am On Jul 18, 2022

You dey craze, n mention UniJos among dem. It is better to say hobosexuals exist globally than to specifically mention UniJos.

Politics › Re: INEC Declares PDP's Adeleke Winner Of Osun Governorship Election 2022 by Josbreed: 8:35am On Jul 17, 2022

I wonder how Portable's face will look like right now.

Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo In Hospital For Leg Surgery by Josbreed: 7:54pm On Jul 16, 2022

politicoNG:
https://twitter.com/akandeoj/status/1548364425945497601?t=XpqXEI5ZC7ug-EyAy17sbg&s=19[/quote]The way I believe our VP, he will get his treatment in Naija, unlike the pissy pissy for body wey we know.

Health › Re: Fibroid Or Ovarian Cancer? by Josbreed: 11:40pm On Jul 15, 2022

Do you think Nlanders are magicians? Go and bring the two reults and showbit to us here. Then we MAY know what the problem is. If not, you are wasting her time.

Celebrities › Re: Y’all Are Really Kids - Omah Lay Shades Victony & Ruger by Josbreed: 8:32pm On Jul 15, 2022

The person wey call Ruger a low budget Samuel L. Jackson na him off me.

Romance › Re: The Female Instruments Has Three Openings, Do You Know Them? by Josbreed: 8:22pm On Jul 15, 2022

Bluezy13:
Literally not three different openings, but two.

Consider two Streams (A &B) that run into one River (C).
Steam A is for Urinating.
Stream B is for birth.
While the River (C) is the Vagina.
Therefore A + B = C.

So technically, there are two openings.
The Anus and the vagina. But the vagina is an opening to/from two routes.

My mathematical representation may be non substantial but I don't agree with the OP. Doctors will explain better.

Oga you are very very wrong. You do not know your biology.
The first hole, the urethra, is NOT connect to the second hole, the vagina.
The two kidneys in the body both have tubes called the ureters that run down and enter the bladder, the bladder now empties its contents, urine, through the tube which ends as the whole called the urethra. This is as tiny as the hole at the tip of a plastic syringe (not the needle).

The vagina is the canal/channel through which the penis enters during sex, through which babies and menses pass through. Well you know the size already and is very elastic. It leads to the cervix and to the womb where babies are accomodated.

And the anus, of course, is mainly for passing out shyte, but team Bobrisky haff been using it to collect cassava.

The vulva comprises of all the external features of the female reproductive system which include the mound, the clit, the major and minor labia (lips), the hymen (in virgins), the beginning part of the vagina. In summary, the whole picture attached to the post is what you call the vulva, while the vagina is actually the inside whole for sex.

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Food › Re: Over 8k Spent In A Lagos Market by Josbreed: 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2022

SmartPolician:
Meat = 3k
Veg oil= 4k (King's oil - 2 litres)
Tomato and pepper = 600
Maggi = 100
Onions= 100
Tomato paste = 500 (5 sachets)
Curry leaves = 100

Total = #8400

Oh boy, for Jos here, that tomatoes and pepper na #250. The meat no go pass N1,200.
Anyway una dey very rich in Lagos, so need to complain. Even in Abuja, the prices is almost the same with Jos. Middl-belt get cheap food o.

Food › Re: See How To Make An Easy And Delicious Fried Rice Meal (pics & Video) by Josbreed: 4:57pm On Jul 15, 2022

So we wey no get data to watch the video, you no type the step-by-step procedures to follow.

TV/Movies › Re: C SEED Unveils N1 TV: A 165-inch Foldable TV From Porsche That Costs N75m by Josbreed: 12:56pm On Jul 13, 2022

Staunner:
But why do I need to fold my tv

If you wan relocate.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid & Tiwa Savage Settle Beef As They Hug & Party At The Afrobeat Festival by Josbreed: 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2022

What caused the beef in the first place?

Islam › Re: Nigerian Pilgrim, Hasiya Aminu, Dies In Saudi Arabia (Photo) by Josbreed: 8:26pm On Jul 09, 2022

BaddestQueen:
already sipping fura d nunu in aljanah

waliku saliku sibiri na alotu amin
may Allah SWT forgive his sins amin.

Youruba people no dey ever know when to use the words "his" or "her". Always confused when it comes to this. Is the woman a man?

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