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Travel › Re: Osun: The Cheapest State To Live In The South by Josbreed: 11:59am On Aug 01, 2022

Abfinest007:
lies house rent in bayelsa is way too high .I have been there B4 . mosquitoes almost finish me

I stayed in Yenagoa for 2 weeks, you know that on a normal normal, if mosquito bites you, ne itch dat place go dey itch you, but you see Bayelsa mosquitoes? They are brown not normal black in colour and if dem bite you, na pains you go get, not itching. Things are expensive in Yenagoa.

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Romance › Re: What Is The Name Of This Part Of The Body? (photos) by Josbreed: 10:10pm On Jul 31, 2022

Abyounghammed:
Yansh

Nyash not yansh.

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Politics › Re: Umahi Wins Ebonyi APC Senatorial Primary Rerun by Josbreed: 10:01pm On Jul 31, 2022

The new electoral law is against a party fielding one candidate for two or more nominations in one electoral year. Let us see hoe it goes. APC will be punished for this flagrant abuse of the law.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Baddo Thrills Crowd At itel's Campus Tour (Pictures) by Josbreed: 10:09am On Jul 31, 2022

People like Mariah Carey, Madonna, Celine Dion, Boys 2 Men that are still performing on stage today, do they have any current song? You don't even understand the music industry.

Crime › Re: Pls Don't Lie Oooo, Do You Spend Any Of This Money. by Josbreed: 1:50am On Jul 31, 2022

The only one I have not spent is the last one with a hole in it.

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Names Of 10 APC Senators Set To Defect To PDP by Josbreed: 1:40am On Jul 31, 2022

Last time I checked, any Tom, Dick and Harry is free to cross-caroet in Nigeria.

Pets › Re: A Mysterious Tortoise Appeared In Our Backyard Today. Advise Needed! (pictures) by Josbreed: 10:31pm On Jul 30, 2022

Why would you call it mysterious when you live in the tropics? When you have clearly explained how it got to your vicinity? Like tortoises are strange in Nigeria?
Come on, wise up and flush that idea of mystery from your mind.
Tortoises are not like dogs or pigs or goats that if don't feed dem for days dey break down and die. It can stay for weeks without eating and still be very fine. Just feed it some leaves or waste succulent vegetables. Shikenan!

Nairaland General › Re: Random Pictures by Josbreed: 11:39am On Jul 30, 2022

advanceDNA:
Let me know if you get the joke...

...

Doesn't want to get her pregnant cos of the new law.

Romance › Re: How I Started Sleeping With My Lovely Aunt by Josbreed: 7:56pm On Jul 29, 2022

Op was just using "his boobs", "his daughter", for his aunty, can you beat that? Twale to op sha. We cannot read anymore.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bank Cleaner Job Or A Guest House Job: Which Is Better by Josbreed: 10:03am On Jul 29, 2022

platz:
4k/day times 30days
Please do the maths
And choose wisely

It is 4k/ week.

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Education › Re: Kano Approves 50% Scholarship Increment, To Disburse ₦865 Million by Josbreed: 9:59am On Jul 29, 2022

And my state, Plateau, has not given shishi to students for the past 7 years.

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Politics › Re: Idris Wase: No Government Has Touched Lives Of Ordinary Citizens Like APC by Josbreed: 9:56am On Jul 29, 2022

I am ashamed that I share the same state with this stewpid man. As for the palliatives, when did you share dem. Was it not the masses whi forced their way into the warehouses after you refused to share them? Banza kawai!

Romance › Re: Codedruns Girlfriend: How Would You Respond To This Chat? by Josbreed: 9:40am On Jul 29, 2022

N50k ke? Abi no be pvssy again? Come o, the pvssy get flavour abi aroma? Something we eat for free? God forbid BAT ting.

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Politics › Re: Who Else Noticed This Now On This Forum by Josbreed: 9:34am On Jul 29, 2022

LordviccoDaGuru:
#RUBBISH post.

Igbo wailers will never rule Nigeria write it down.
#BATSHET2023

Do you mean #BATSHIT?!

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Phones › Re: Help!!! Gionee Phone Doesn't Have Google Playstore by Josbreed: 8:46am On Jul 29, 2022

willyo:
U think so?

Perhaps

Politics › Re: Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba Asks Court To Disqualify Tinubu, Atiku by Josbreed: 8:26am On Jul 29, 2022

tollyboy5:
The fulanis are smart people.

If APC wins this coming election they might eliminate tinubu and shettima becomes the new president of Nigeria.

If I'm so unfortunate to be in Nigeria then.
Na to go charter jalamia (jalabiya) tesba dey go mosque than to go church and Owo kind of incident to go happen

Shettima is not Fulani.

Na still same God we dey kuku serve.

Shettima is not Fulani.

Politics › Re: Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba Asks Court To Disqualify Tinubu, Atiku by Josbreed: 8:21am On Jul 29, 2022

Nackzy:
Nigga is still having hope of becoming Nigerian president, he doesn't even understand governance

I don't think he is actually working for himself, probably, in his mind, since he has no hope, then those old fools jointly called BATIKU should not clunch the seat.

Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by Josbreed: 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2022

Ishilove:
Free 'kpanshing' until she gives STD

We are tested.

Politics › Re: Youths Rejects Plea From Gov. Zulum To Vote Tinubu As They Screamed Bamuso by Josbreed: 2:46pm On Jul 28, 2022

Yves4real:
Are you sure about the bolded?
Check attached for Google translation of the word.

Google go carry you throway for gutter, you go dey ask how come? If you don't understand Hausa,jusy admit and shift.
Bamuso, Bamuaso, Bamwaso = we don't want.

Yemi Alade did her best to teach you a little Hausa back then. Nagode = thank you. No any other word in the Hausa vocabulary that replaces Nagode.

Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by Josbreed: 2:41pm On Jul 28, 2022

Kobojunkie:
You don't yet you admit to us here that it is your current situation?

I caught her, forgave her, kpanshing continues. But, you see this ting called luv abi lov abi na love sef, infact, anyone of them sha, e no dey again. For her mind, I am the ONE for her.

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Phones › Re: Help!!! Gionee Phone Doesn't Have Google Playstore by Josbreed: 11:48am On Jul 28, 2022

willyo:
Greetings everybody...

Gionee phone doesn't have Google play store so, some apps won't run on the phone...

Please help is needed to solve the issue if its solvable.

Thanks

That your Gionee is a copy, in other words, counterfeit.

Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by Josbreed: 11:44am On Jul 28, 2022

Kobojunkie:
And you wonder why you keep ending up with women who eventually cheat on you?

Nope, you are very wrong. I don't end up with such.

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Politics › Re: CAN Berates Alleged Christian Group, Calls APC "Desperate" by Josbreed: 11:36am On Jul 28, 2022

You can't use lies to favour Christians.

Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Buhari Not Aware Of Threat To Kidnap Him Until I Told Him by Josbreed: 10:55am On Jul 28, 2022

Hell rufai just succeeded in exposing how daft and dumb Boo Harry is, how can the whole nation know about the threatbut the number 1 citizen does not know?

Culture › Re: Learn Spanish The Easy Way by Josbreed: 1:29am On Jul 28, 2022

Naijaspanishguy:
Pronunciation Tips

1. All the letters in a word are pronounced. Some may sound silent when spoken by natives.

2. Span.ish words are strezzed on the last syllables if they end on consonants other than n or s e.g. acTOR, ciuDAD(city), cociNAR (to cook), juGAR (to play games).

Go on.....

3. Span.ish words are strezzed on the second to the last syllable if they end with - n, s or a vowel. E.g. camaREro (waiter), QUEso (cheese), GUApa (gorgeous), BEllo (cute).

Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by Josbreed: 1:22am On Jul 28, 2022

donaldking100:
exactly what i'm doing one girl who cheated on me.
only if she knows that she's dating herself right now.

Ahsweh, na wetin me sef dey do. Free kpanshing.

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Crime › Re: Uche Igwe Re-Arraigned For ‘Sharing’ Chrisland’s Julie Anke’s Video by Josbreed: 2:29pm On Jul 27, 2022

I surprise say no be make this post.

Politics › Re: 2023: Wike To Remain In PDP, Vows Not To Work For Atiku - Daily Independent by Josbreed: 9:28pm On Jul 26, 2022

But following the new electoral laws, he couldn't have possibly be allowed to be the vice to Atiku, cos he can't vie for the presidency and in the same election year still go for a vice. Kole werk, abi my brain dey pain me ne?

Politics › Re: 2023: Wike To Remain In PDP, Vows Not To Work For Atiku - Daily Independent by Josbreed: 9:28pm On Jul 26, 2022

Travel › Re: My Visit To Oron Crayfish Market Akwa Ibom State by Josbreed: 9:20pm On Jul 26, 2022

So this made FP since August 2021 it was posted?! Mtcheew.

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