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Your pictures no dey ever clear like say na Sagem abi na 3310 you dey use snap.

Risingblue008:
Mr Incredible
MI (that short guy)
This guy no dey dt connected,if not he would have been stage with
Ti
Mims
Chingy.
The only musician who all Tru he's album track no gets
Pigin
Yoruba
Ibo

Go and verify
Or even he's own tribe
Jos
I Cut hand for the guy

So Jos is now a tribe?

halima83:
Fully BATified and Kashimized

You cannot use the emboldened to market your candidates in the North. It simply means "full of sh!t". Ask any Hausa person to confirm.

La clickè la bénd.

Staphylococcus:
The next Vice President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.


The man is so brilliant and a perfect fit for His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

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Wait o, I want you to lecture me, so you mean in whilebof Nigeria, Shettima is the only PERFECT fit for VP? AS nobody else in the whole Nigeria can do the job?

Do the broiler rations have pelletized form?

As a Liverpool fan, I am in support of our defeat, it is good for us since the management of Liverpool did not see it fit to add to Mane's money to keep him. Infact, I don't mind if we carry last because of Mane's absence.

Hollybratt:
Let me share this with you.
A lady just got married on May this year. So the two couple posted their wedding pics on facebook till June. So there was a particular group named "Oko ati obo" which means"Dick and kitten" i was invited to join the group. I like the group because of their dirty and funny yoruba post, asking each member for s*x in a yoruba way. i joined the group. So i was surprise when i saw a post in that group made by the newly wedded lady, her post was"Toba fe dobo sms mi tio ba n gbeni oshogbo" which means"If you want to have s*x, sms me if you are leaving in oshogbo" people started asking for her number, she dropped it for them one after the other including her house address. I was like see the lady that just got married on may and she has started doing s*x giveaway on August the same year. I quickly send his husband [/b]friend request so i can explain what i've seen about [b]her wife because i've already screenshot her post with the replies, na to send it for her husband remain.
Do u support me??

Is the wife a man? And is the husband a eoman? I don't understand.

It is truly barbaric and inhumane. In South Africa, there are lion farms where lions are bred and grown just to be killed by people for fun or sport. It is from this fatms a lion was selected for him to kill, not that he went into the wild to kill a wild lion. Tueh!

To forget means to NOT think about vengeance.

SlayerOfSatanst:
So I met this girl in an eatry and we got so close.We are actually into each other and we got along.We exchanged contact and I asked if she had a boyfriend but she said no.She further told me that it was her ex that is all over her but that she does not like him again.

Two days later I asked her out.While we were drinking in a bar, a guy emerged from nowhere and stood in our presence.Her body language changed.She was filled with guilt.Knowing what women are, I quickly asked "is this your guy?" she noded in the affairmative.I told him that I just met her here drinking so I was trying to get to know who she was.He was not satisfied with what I said and they both left leaving me wondering how could women be this cunning and manipulative?

With that experience,I Victor Divine Jalingo will never trust any woman again.

Why didn't you use your normal monicker, VictorJalingo?

Fabians009:
The beauty of humans; vast thinking. Una well done oh

Naso I just reason am o, I remember one year laidat when Liverpool were celebrating one win laidat, pouring Champagne, Mo Sallah avoided the celebration. And there was also a time he was given an award sponsored by Heineken, he still rejected it because of Islam.

HausaIgboYoruba:
be concerned about bandits killing ur people in Jos, leave Mo Sallah alone

When I am trying to catch cruise, you bring bandits come inside. As your name implies, bandits, kidnappers, cultists, ungun known men and skull miners are killing Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba. Better face the one wey dey kill your parents for dia. Fyi, I drink beer wella.

Nwatachoba1:
Who told you christianity came b4 muslims??

I think even our Lord JESUS Christ made reference to being a messenger even John the Baptist

Besides..... why playing with a mad man wen you know he can attack you anytime Hope you get?

I am glad you refer to moozlems as "mad man". I am satisfied. That is just the best way to describe moozlems.

Mo Sallah no go wear this sneakers.

CSBN:
Some possible side effects of eating white rice.

1. White rice is high in carbohydrates. This can lead to increased blood sugar levels and insulin resistance.

2. White rice is also low in fiber. This can cause constipation and other digestive issues.

3. White rice may also contain traces of arsenic. Arsenic is a toxic element that can cause health problems.

4. Eating large amounts of white rice can also cause weight gain. This is because it is high in calories and low in nutrients...https://coza24.com/health/side-effects-of-eating-white-rice/

Liar. Get your facts right. Rice can never increase blood sugar nor lead to insulin resistance. A person develoos high blood sugar onky when his pancreas does not produce adequate insulin to break doen sugars.

mrrandomguy:
1. Amuni something. She even said she can appear in people's dreams.

VILLA12

Profperfect:
Men! Am broken right now . Like I know shits I have endured , covered , forgiven this lady , not to talk of once my lecturer visited our lodge(room) on going outside to get something in few minutes before I got back , they were already on it. She denied but later agreed cause I almost caught them red handed. The lecturer after like a year called me and confessed that his heart is troubling him that am a good person , that I should forgive him , which I did but each time I see him I remember, she has caused me pains , accusing me of not trusting her but she is actually the one doing things to break my trust fir her daily , tell me how do I trust this kind of a person ,

l.. l


If you no get sense ba, I will advise you to go ahead and marry her. Since with all the constant fvcking outside, with the oains and insukts you receive they all sound like enjoyment to you, you must kwantinue fa. Since you enjoy pain go ahead and marry her. Since you no get sense, it will get to a point she will push you to hang yourself. As for me, I can endure just one insult on me, just one. The second time it happens, she is gone. Not even talk of insulting my parents, she is a goner.
Op, you must to marry her o, since you are a shock absorber.

ChangetheChange:
Solomon Lalong the infidel don buy market
At this period everywhere is tensed up, a campaign DG like Solomon Lalong ought not to make such provocative, sensitive and blasphemous religious statement when he is fully aware that his principal Tinubu is having serious challenge in convincing the Christian bloc to support his Presidential ambition, in addition to the fake Bishops stunt Tinubu and Shettimma pulled some weeks ago.
Now the foolish Lalong now drag the Pope into Nigeria Politics all because of his selfish ambition
I don't know what these APC politicians smoke, they always speak arrogantly and not picking their words carefully

Who is Solomon Lalong [b][/b]again?

EmiDon11:
My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.

Bros, you said "Becos it can't be". Do you mean your sperm is weak and you are impotent? Following your statement, it means you can't pregnate a woman.

Chnbanc:
Do u know if it was a mistake..
U r quick to judge.

Any sperm a lady leaves in her womb to grow without taking postinor 2 or ANY means to prevent pregnancy is not a mistake whether or not she is ovulating. It was intentional. Period!

As a yahoo boy wey don rock and flex with plenty women, rugged Benin girls for that matter, na the same you wey no know how to control ordinary Abj girl. O boy you fall my hands. You are a disgrace to yahoo kingdom.

Oshokhai69:
He should go and learn from Bella Shmurda wey wear skirt to perform on stage

I dey tell you.

This is not okra soup jare, yhis is meat soup with a touch of okra.

Iamdbull:
Really worried about Kizz these days, why the incessant absence from shows, most people attributes it to pride but being someone that knows about the entertainment system, I can tell there is more to it, prolly some managerial challenges since he runs his label himself. I pray he totally overcomes it. The video of police picking him up that I saw is really disheartening.


We artist are going through alot man it's not easy.

The last reason though, lol, that he has no clothes. Seriously? Top musicians I know perform with just a singlet and shorts and cash out, this one say him no get clothes? Kizz, better wake up o.

The current governor, Yahay did not do upto 30% of what Dankwambo did. Majority of the development you see was by Dankwambo. Imagine, Gombe was created out of Bauchi state in 1996, but Bauchi cannot brag where Gombe dey, Gombe has mueved on while Bauchi is behind. The person trying to bring Bauchi upto speed right now is the current governor, Bala Moh'd.

jeromestarks:
You must be able to receive before you can contact anything.
Have you ever wondered why the devil went to Eve instead of Adam?

That's what I am talking about, men that have been sleeping with women before marriage, nkw decide to marry a virgin will definitely transfer the demons to the vigin. Therefore, virgin or no virgin, both makes and females are affected.

jeromestarks:
Men are the donors, women are the receptors. This is why women are more prone to diseases and spiritual attacks.
Man and woman are not wired alike.
Age and virginity tells more on women. Sorry you have lost yours. But, you can never be complete again (what is dead may never die!)

You said men are donors, that means the evil spirit they contract from sleeping with women before marriage, they will donate it to any virgin they decide to marry later in life. Las las, men are women are virtually killing each other by sharing death amongst themselves when having seks.