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Sports / Re: Presidents Macron & Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic At The Russia 2018 Final (Photos) by josef1(m): 9:23am On Jul 16, 2018
Is France coach Greizmman father?

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Shares Topless Beach Photos, Tells Non-Fan To Go Grab His Baby Oil by josef1(m): 4:00pm On Jul 13, 2018
shocked
Politics / Re: Politicians Have Wrecked The Country, Only God Can Save Us ―Buhari by josef1(m): 9:14am On May 02, 2018
Jones4190:
As a member of the Comment Reading Association (CRA), I’m only here to read comments. Please keep the comments short and simple. I have lots of comments to go through. Thank you.
grin
Nairaland / General / Re: A Completely Unclad Man On Top Of A Powerline In Lagos- Photos. by josef1(m): 3:52pm On Apr 27, 2018
shocked
Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Appointment Of New (DDG's) At The NIA - See Names by josef1(m): 1:49am On Apr 25, 2018
uba1991:
HAHAHAAA children of hate can only hate but all i know BUHARI TILL 2023
Confirmed: You have a brain tumor angry
Politics / Re: Next List Of Looters Will Shock Nigerians - Lai Mohammed by josef1(m): 10:08am On Apr 09, 2018
If I say A, you say P another man say C, omo na you sabi lipsrsealed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (1 - 1) On 8th April 2018 by josef1(m): 12:58am On Apr 09, 2018
;DChelshit issa poo and city issa noise maker. End of story
Romance / Re: Twitter User Makes His Brother's Date With His Crush A Sweet One by josef1(m): 2:08pm On Apr 08, 2018
ashjay001:



Mine did. More than this sef! tongue


First real sex experience, I was coming out of d room to receive tipstonguegringringrin


Olu d Great!!! 1luv
cheesy na so grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 7th April 2018 by josef1(m): 9:03pm On Apr 07, 2018
Fuckingmallam45:
They didn't call the crew...
The OP deserves a ban for that...
guys how far....
mikron, HarbySloy, josef1, andrewfarms Cc: Donaldduke2019 hardon monolisa185 desquad bmvees Alexchubee Apcmyheart bettercreature ammyluv2002 Crownadex ekhai aieromon Lesbianboy jusmudi gentle136 Lesbianboy hardon kyase monolisa185 seunny4lif desquad
andrewfarms Tvegas hardeycute seunny4lif Proudlyngwa youdondeymad sirfee Ivanlxi don4ye HERSLEY Lily4star Khutie Bibidear dfrost Keneking tripoli007 greatmarshall lomprico ztanleechima Tychamps oluwaseyi000 tolufase zinachidi Ivanlxi arejibadz myners007 jtigwell0 lalasticlala RRWraith Kabeeru abeliver Maximus85 Adaumunocha ibolomo CrEaToRmaldenKingLennon iamharkinwaley mansakhalifa omobolajiatanda Lh19 HamiidLyon chant in xynerise Nelsizzy architect hutc ottohan richybankx enemyofprogress KingLennon habbyy03 chiiraq802 akeeen haywhy28 HzRF Victornezzar szen offishialpablo ekhai nogoodadvice Dabossman iamharkinwaley EverGlorious CaptPlanet kstyle2 annie74 CecyAdr Geestunnar Lomprico2 cana882
Fuckingmallam45
Man
Manchester is RED
GGMU
SSorry I came late grin
Celebrities / Re: More Beautiful PHOTOS And VIDEO From The Traditional Wedding Of Gabriel Afolayan by josef1(m): 10:09pm On Apr 06, 2018
Beautiful... I'm so happy for him, Paddy mi gabu cheesy
Education / Re: This English Question Is On Trend! 99% Haven't Got It Right by josef1(m): 9:58pm On Apr 06, 2018
swiz123:


And the past participle is now what? Goner?


Illiterate
grin

Food / Re: Photo Of Roasted Corn In A Branded Sachet by josef1(m): 5:16pm On Apr 06, 2018
engrjacuzzi:
What is Nigeria turning into, A friend just told me that their father takes offering from them during morning devotion.�‍♂️��
He'll soon be collecting tithe cheesy
Culture / Re: "I Haven’t Adopted The Title Of An Emir" - Oluwo Of Iwo Oba Abdul-Rasheed Akanbi by josef1(m): 11:32pm On Apr 01, 2018
Irukiru obe gbegiri angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (2 - 0) On 31st March 2018 by josef1(m): 4:25pm On Mar 31, 2018
Pogba the key(ball) holder grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (2 - 0) On 31st March 2018 by josef1(m): 4:21pm On Mar 31, 2018
AndrewFarms:


awon chelshit fans.....

how Morata market......
Morata ti o da grin cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (2 - 0) On 31st March 2018 by josef1(m): 4:19pm On Mar 31, 2018
De Gea kiss you're going nowhere
Na Man U you go grow old grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (2 - 0) On 31st March 2018 by josef1(m): 4:03pm On Mar 31, 2018
Welcome back... 2 more goals to seal everything up wink

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (2 - 0) On 31st March 2018 by josef1(m): 4:01pm On Mar 31, 2018
AndrewFarms:


more like well done lukakuuuuuuu
That boi lukaku issa bomb... coming to the pitch with surprises in his boot nowadays grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea (2 - 0) On 31st March 2018 by josef1(m): 3:50pm On Mar 31, 2018
AndrewFarms:
They didn't call the crew...

The OP deserves a ban for that...

guys how far....

mikron, HarbySloy, josef1, andrewfarms Cc: Donaldduke2019 hardon monolisa185 desquad bmvees Alexchubee Apcmyheart bettercreature ammyluv2002 Crownadex ekhai aieromon Lesbianboy jusmudi gentle136 Lesbianboy hardon kyase monolisa185 seunny4lif desquad
andrewfarms Tvegas hardeycute seunny4lif Proudlyngwa youdondeymad sirfee Ivanlxi don4ye HERSLEY Lily4star Khutie Bibidear dfrost Keneking tripoli007 greatmarshall lomprico ztanleechima Tychamps oluwaseyi000 tolufase zinachidi Ivanlxi arejibadz myners007 jtigwell0 lalasticlala RRWraith Kabeeru abeliver Maximus85 Adaumunocha ibolomo CrEaToRmaldenKingLennon iamharkinwaley mansakhalifa omobolajiatanda Lh19 HamiidLyon chawtinz xynerise Nelsizzy architectHUrSH ottohan richybankx enemyofprogress KingLennon habbyy03 chiiraq802 akeeen haywhy28 HzRF Victornezzar szen offishialpablo ekhai nogoodadvice Dabossman iamharkinwaley EverGlorious CaptPlanet kstyle2 annie74 CecyAdri Geestunnar Lomprico2 cana882
Fuckingmallam45 Zanas
Present cool
Well done Alexis kiss
Politics / Re: Buhari Returns To Abuja, Attends In-law’s Wedding (pic) by josef1(m): 9:53pm On Mar 30, 2018
HamzaAbdullahi8:
you just talk senselesly,you tribalist,and who will replace,buhari?we shall see come 2019.m
Ashiere Oloriburuku ma shanfani ni eleyi sha... Kini BABA e gbese laye to wasi?
Celebrities / Re: Femi Branch Marries Third Wife In Style (Photos) by josef1(m): 5:48pm On Mar 30, 2018
fidalgo19:
Marrying from branch to branch
grin exactly what's on my mind

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Linda Ikeji's New Fiance, Samuel Olatunji by josef1(m): 10:22pm On Mar 28, 2018
Khd95:
IS HE CARRYING OSHUKA(abeg make person epp me with the englis name embarassed embarassed) ON HIS HEAD
Head pad cheesy
Education / Re: 10 Animals Who Die Immediately (or Close To) After Sex by josef1(m): 10:14pm On Mar 28, 2018
GeeString:





That's why the 2nd dude goes 14hrs.

grin
cheesy bad boi
Romance / Re: Ask That Girl For Her VIN Before Proposal And Marriage. Guy's Beware! (Pics) by josef1(m): 1:19pm On Mar 21, 2018
Ebuka007:
op is right!!!
I remember dating a girl for 4years nd all she is telling me is dat she is a virgin, I promise my self never to touch her until I gets married to her, but one i said let me check dis my package with no intention of sleeping with her, but brothers and sisters when I checked, the heavens gate was open.
till today am still battling with broken heart. Their is nothing I didt do for this girl.
y keeping dis away from me.

Education / Re: WAEC Is Confused – MURIC, Reveals What Timetable Can Cause In Nigeria by josef1(m): 2:34am On Mar 20, 2018
Mblingz:
no lecture goes on during jumat prayer in higher institution incase u dont kno. nonsense when u didnt go higher skul
Can you give us the name of your school?
Maybe your schools in the north... Come to my school and see where lecturers fix lecture 12-2, 2-4 on Fridays non stop undecided
Education / Re: WAEC Is Confused – MURIC, Reveals What Timetable Can Cause In Nigeria by josef1(m): 2:28am On Mar 20, 2018
olayinka63:
May Allah strengthen the professor of MURIC and it's members. If not, the real religious bigots would have silenced Muslims in Nigeria. He always put them on check. I know all of you were given free periods coincide with jumua prayer while at University therefore everyone goes to either mosque, church or other places they like. But now those that have passed through that, are intentionally supporting waec to fix exam during jumua prayer just because of their hidden hatred for Islam.
I can't just help but to grin one of the funniest comment I've read so far cheesy
Education / Re: WAEC Is Confused – MURIC, Reveals What Timetable Can Cause In Nigeria by josef1(m): 2:21am On Mar 20, 2018
dominion001:
So if u miss prayer for just two hours then u will not go to heaven?



Na saw dust really dey some pple skull.
Abegi help me ask em o
Maybe they'll be unfortunate for the rest of their life undecided

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Education / Re: WAEC Is Confused – MURIC, Reveals What Timetable Can Cause In Nigeria by josef1(m): 2:17am On Mar 20, 2018
dragnet:
what is wrong in requesting for just two hours (1 - 3)pm ?
He never asked for the whole day to be examination-free, did He?.
Christians are always the first to preach "religious tolerance", yet they don't exemplify such, would you prefer that your classmate fails the exam because he has to perform his religious obligation while you take same examination you both paid for? and you have a whole day to yourself for similar religious obligation and all he requires is two hours which you deny him.
Something is not clear here o, if he/she did not perform the religious obligation on that one *FRIDAY* , will he/she die? undecided Or will he/she be unfortunate for the rest of their life?
Romance / Re: "I Stopped Wearing Hijab In 2014 And Started Doing Porn" - Lady Reveals (Photos) by josef1(m): 7:41pm On Mar 16, 2018
biacan:
I'm also a virgin so what happens now cool
Pepe dem gang grin
Sports / Re: Why Lionel Messi Scored 2 Goals Through My Legs - Chelsea Goalkeeper, Courtois by josef1(m): 11:14pm On Mar 15, 2018
redangel2017:
Why didn't barca make mistakes.. That's just how it is when u face a genius in football.. U lucky if it was Ronaldo.. Ur balls would have been in the net grin
cheesy
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Sick And Empty, A laughing stock- Wole Soyinka by josef1(m): 10:44pm On Mar 15, 2018
A country which her president is sick and empty, what else do you expect? cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by josef1(m): 1:58am On Mar 15, 2018
phaamsaam:

Only in Nigeria is that thought process allowed, please don't go out of the shores of Nigeria and spill that thrash, because epl makes money for beer parlour and soccer showing houses, how does that transcend to quality of football football on the pitch... Route one farmers league with police football and a noisy press backed by sky money and foreign owners wealth
O boi leave story for the gods joor
We're in Nigeria and not out of the shores of Nigeria...
EPL is the real definition of football (anything can happen) grin
Take it or leave it
I'm out!!!

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