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Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by joseph1832(m): 9:33pm On Aug 31, 2016
MizMyColi:
Good morning Dear.
Long time truly.
You've been AWOL.

As per that belief, I don't think it's rocket science really. There are two things we need to establish here.

1. Do you believe that a person named Jesus Christ really made that statement?

If your answer is yes to 1 above, it is well within natural and rational confines to ask what he meant exactly. If you studied scriptures you would understand that not all of his words had literal meanings.

I cannot hold brief for Jesus because I wasn't there that day.

But what I do know is that even in this our world, there have been established cases of people who own pets we consider dangerous.

Just as a radio operates on different frequencies, so do humans.

The reason we think of a number of things as impossible is because we mostly operate on low frequencies...
Perhaps you can think of the possibility(ies) of creating a time displacement field?
Christianity EtcRe: How Jesus Has Deceived The Christians by joseph1832(m): 9:30pm On Aug 31, 2016
The only reason why people are easily deceived is cos they always fail to ask questions.
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 9:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
luxanne:
I'll rather you do this for the partner you wanna play with smiley
And what if that partner is you? Shouldn't it be prudent we play here, then outside here? Just to know what makes you tick? smiley
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by joseph1832(m): 8:48pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
Are all pastors scammers?
98% of them are. That might suffice as 'all'.
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by joseph1832(m): 8:38pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
Any one who doesn't believe in the existence of witchcraft is living in darkness.
And anyone who believes his or her pastor isn't a scam in living in self delusion. grin
CrimeRe: Old Woman With Big Belly Humiliated For "Witchcraft" In Delta State. Photos by joseph1832(m): 8:15pm On Aug 31, 2016
Seun:
Religion strikes again. Witches do not exist. There are no witches. That's why accused witches never fly away. Nobody deserves this treatment.
How do you know "witches do not exist?".
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
luxanne:
LIES grin
Only one way to know. smiley
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 6:34pm On Aug 31, 2016
luxanne:
I see how lez is on you, for his sake, we can have you on our list grin

Joseph, what says you?
I'll agree to participate if you agree to tell me your name over a bottle of red wine and red candles.

What say you?
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 5:56pm On Aug 31, 2016
Ishilove:
Thanks dear but I am declining all nominations. I participated last year and came 3rd or so. I forget now.

I however nominate joseph1832 and freecocoa grin grin

Cc luxanne
Booyaakaah!. Who's giving free cocoa away? Lemme at em. ; angry
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 1:52pm On Aug 31, 2016
MissHatey:
really?

He did it shocked shocked
So they say.
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 1:31pm On Aug 31, 2016
MizMyColi:
I nominate Mindfulness & Crackhausgrin
Accept your nomination abeg. Don't deviate. Lol.
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 1:27pm On Aug 31, 2016
MissHatey:
is it the thunder that's not true huh
Nope! The part about Jesus dying a virgin.
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 12:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
MissHatey:
how is you?
Your signature is not entirely true, you know.
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 12:34pm On Aug 31, 2016
Lezzlie:
Knock off the idea! I am the very Eros! I don't condescend to the endorsements of earthlings!
cheesy cheesy cheesy Eros himself can't dispel the raging beauty of Gaia's daughters, that's why he often flutter them with his raw vulgarity heavily laced with lewd images. grin
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 12:20pm On Aug 31, 2016
Lezzlie:
I have!
She's moist and soft and yielding.

But she doesn't allow full penetration as I could only get 1/3 of my shaft in.
Aha!. Then that's why you two should tag along and contest. May be you might achieve full penetration this time around. grin
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 12:05pm On Aug 31, 2016
I nominate:

Rokiatu and B0rn2fuck

Obontami / MrObontami and Kingcheezypuff

MizMycoli and TonyeBarcanista

Postmann and Imithea

Crackhaus and Mindfulness

Cc: luxanne
Tashaamania
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m): 12:00pm On Aug 31, 2016
Lezzlie:
Ishilove can't last two rounds, sorry.
Well mount her before you condemn her bruv. grin
Forum GamesRe: 2016 Nairaland Couples' Competition Planning Stage by joseph1832(m):
I norminate Lezzlie and Ishilove. grin

Cc: luxanne
Tashaamania
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Walking Without Bodyguard Today (pics) by joseph1832(m): 8:29am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:
Lol. If na wizkid nobody go reason am. That street go don full die. grin
Abi oh... grin
RomanceRe: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by joseph1832(m): 8:28am On Aug 31, 2016
FTBOY:
LMAO! they need to visit the sexuality section and read up some sexcapades.. grin
Exactly. Lol.
RomanceRe: Leaked Conversation Between A Prostitute And A Client Will Leave You Speechless by joseph1832(m): 7:28am On Aug 31, 2016
FTBOY:
35k and people are shouting?

some runs girls on nairaland charge way more than that for tdb..
That's why I didn't even bother commenting.

The coded runz girls here know how to over charge for something they're not even good at. grin
PoliticsRe: Distribution Of Capital Project In 2016 Budget, Omokri Reacts: A Rejoinder by joseph1832(m): 7:27am On Aug 31, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
The year has four months left and we are still talking about 2016 Budget Appropriation instead of measuring Budget Performance. This is crazy
As crazy as it was during the 16 years PDP 'magnificent' administration, right?

So tell me what has changed?
PoliticsRe: Distribution Of Capital Project In 2016 Budget, Omokri Reacts: A Rejoinder by joseph1832(m): 7:22am On Aug 31, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
We should be more concerned about implementation rather than just appropriation.


BTW Reno need to apologise for the deliberate misinformation.
Speaking from the two side of your mouth I see. Considering the threads you created during election time, and how you carefully and tacitly misinformed people and spreading lies and falsehood, I'll say you're no different from Rhino, pardon me, Reno.
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Walking Without Bodyguard Today (pics) by joseph1832(m): 7:14am On Aug 31, 2016
Jay542:
People on the street didn't even recognize him huhnawa oo
How you expect people wey dey look for wetin to chop to recognise Zuckerberg? On top dis Buhari economy. grin grin grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 6:43am On Aug 31, 2016
JigsawKillah:
thanks Boss for looking out
Doni's got this under control
Amen.
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Walking Without Bodyguard Today (pics) by joseph1832(m): 1:04am On Aug 31, 2016
This guy honestly needs to give our celebrities a crash course on how to be simple .
CelebritiesRe: Simi Confirms Dating Ycee. "Age Is Just A Number" by joseph1832(m): 12:50am On Aug 31, 2016
Good for them, but I wonder how this is news for those in IDP camps? grin

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