₦airaland Forum

dollyjoy:
no mind me. lol

Nothing does you. You be fine geh.

Vision4God:
Dinner is ready.....

Bros only you for all dis?

dollyjoy:
Can you create a human if no then you must be out of your mind.


You when fine, upload your pix lets see.

Dollybaby you no se any where take pishure na inside bush.

Can't wait for MTN and other network to crash the price of their data plan.

See as Zuckerberg take dey spoil market for people. LMAO.

HungerBAD:
LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

Baby Lawyer how far? I know you are a nursing mother, and you opened a thread to complain about condoms bursting?Laughing. Why na after you born finish you come dey complain say the thing burst? oya sue me.

Laughing.

I thought I was the only one laughing.

dollyjoy:
What amuses me most is majority of those who called those who ask for nudes pix names are quilty, quilty as soiled whites.


Nonsense,i don't need anyone to tell me what to do, people have different ways of fostering intimacy especiallly when in distance relationships.

Send nudes wisely and responsibly. Fuc..k hypocrites

Dollybaby. I knew there's a reason I still like you.

After reading the comments on this thread. I must say I love the hypocrisy. It's very amusing.

7th richest man in the world. No bling bling, no 2 million dollar wrist watch, just a shirt, Jean and snickers.

Seun I hope this is how you dress?

apatheticme:
Where do we register? No link nothing

www.npower.gov.ng If I'm not mistaken.

teawhy2788:
I think it's d samev thing jaree,if not wia dey get m1.2 pple dt registered

Yes the website is the same. I think those who aren't picked may be the ones who get the 5k stipend from the FG.

zicoraads:
Hmmmm! It's surprising to me sometimes when statements like these are made. How can someone go through things that are so bad that one would think of leaving, on a forum like Nairaland. What even happens? Threats? What's the worst

Scamming, begging for money, fuck_ and run away, heart break, etc...

Bitterleafsoup:
Thank God Praise Allah! Lets see how they will have a spirit of sharing when the top 5 states get most of the profit.

Do not be surprised if this new mineral is ignored, like agriculture is ignored. Oil seems to be the only mineral Nigeria cares for.

OP please add your source, so those who wants to peruse this news will do so

Bitterleafsoup:

How bout you Joe?

I'm not, at all.

Bitterleafsoup:
Your still a virgin?

That much is obvious.

Lezzlie:
I cut him some slacks long ago even when he came to dismember me and leave my carcass to NL vultures to feed on.

But then, he got emboldened by my passive response and opened the infamous "Glory" threads.

I had to turn my demons loose and fed on blood and bones and artery!

I was starving .

And he was shamed and tamed like the lame purus idiota that he is.

What a shame.

Lezzlie:
Joe, that's not the way to go about it!!!

Fix a time frame!!! Car papers can be generated from any business centre!

I'm sitting in a bar this minute defying Buhari's economic ineptitude by taking my usual number of swizzle, but if you asked me to post my car's documents, I'll do so in 5 minutes.

No bragging!

Well, that's because I know:

1. You're your own boss.

2. You don't beg women for money and recharge cards

3. You ain't a poor bastard

4. You earn a decent living

5. You own a car.

Much less I can say for that guy. Let's cut him some slack though, so he can at least register and ease his suffering a bit. LMAO.

AlphaDex:
Joseph 1832, you never asked that compulsive, backstabbing, psychopathic, beachcombing, nature's excessive redundancy if he was changing his SUV tyres right in the middle of the express way.

Poverty-enveloped, masquerading debauchee!!!!

Well, it's not my fault that he's stupid and thinks everybody is as disjointed as him.

I wonder why he didn't bother to post the car registration, engine and chasis number showing he's the owner.

BumbleBee2ice:
Ys it was in d late eighties into d early nineties.
Cnt remember now wat class dat was tho bt i remember he was called 'Gandoki d father of Garba'

By this, you're by no means among the indomie generation.

teawhy2788:
Pls,I'm confusing o! Is it d same registration of 500,000 graduates teachers that will be paid 23k or wch Npower 5k b dis?

It's different. Though everyone who is currently unemployed is supposed to register for it on the same website.

Muvacci:
Screenshots of me sending my acct num to someone has suddenly becomes "begging". Grandpa, take out your goggle's and wipe them of dirt lest it blinds your already cataract-infected eye-balls.


I know the idea of young men being successful is quite alien to you seeing as you wasted more than a fraction of your youthful years filling up your bloated belly with amala, gbegiri, efo and ewedu which ended up leaving an amoeba looking more in-shape than your fat ass.

Stolen? Don't humour me. This car was shipped into naija from California. The dealer paid the due custom/immigration/import fees and I in-turn drove down to Ahoada where i paid for it in full.

Lemmie give you a hint, its hard work and a little "I.M" here and there . That's how at my age, I can afford to drive a decent car, its no biggie.
If ever you're in doubt, take your fat shiit stained ass to the EFCC/ICPC and report me! Or better yet take your ancient behind to the cemetery where your mates are and quit masturbatiing on my mentions.

I won't dignify a failure magnet like you with a mention in this lifetime, you earned this one on account of the new cuban-link I bought few weeks ago.

Just don't commit suicide upon seeing this:

[size]LMFAO![/size]

Please endeavour to post pictures of the papers affirming you're the rightful owner of that car. Or forever be MUVA the beggar.

LMAO! This guy is hilarious.

BumbleBee2ice:
From primary sch days o, one of our literature texts then i read.

Nice. Then your primary school days was in the late eighties an early nineties. That Story was in Macmillian Primary English Course Book 4. If I'm correct.

I still remember Gandoki and his son Garba, along with Agbo, who lived in the town of Lagoon.

BumbleBee2ice:
Ys i do. D fabled hausa warrior

Yes. But I believe he may be more Kanuri than Hausa. I read his story when I was in Pry 4. It was intriguing.

I believe him to be great. An African, a man worthy of respect.

When did you hear about him, if I may ask?

Kachisbarbie:
lol.
On a good day, God will provide. He might provide through you, if only you can allow the Lord use you.

Amen Onyinye, Amen!

Only a desperate fool will fall for this scam. It's almost everywhere.

Kachisbarbie:
I no kuku like the car sef
Thanks for the orientation, the key to being duped has always been accepting offers too good to be true without due deliberation.

If you fit afford am e for concern you na.

theo07:
1.750k

What's the mileage?

BumbleBee2ice:
No i'm not, i'm Yoruba

Oh sorry about that. You know Gandoki?