₦airaland Forum

BumbleBee2ice:
No i'm not, i'm Yoruba

Oh sorry about that. You know Gandoki?

Muvacci:
LOL, I accepted money. Accepting money has never been seen as begging. Anyway, old farts have a warped sense of reasoning, so I forgive you.

Ofcourse he is, and guess what? Old fat pigs are not left out either!

Very sound, I recently (few weeks ago) replaced my ever faulty old goodyear tyres with Michellin. Remember michellin? The one whose mascot looks as fat and shapeless as you? Yea! That's the one!

You accepted money? Come on bruv, we saw the screen shots, you begged for money and recharge cards, now that's something.

Shouldn't you have enrolled in this chivalrous scheme by PMB to ease your repulsive compulsive begging poor ass?

Hope that car isn't stolen bruv, I know beggars have this nasty habit of indulging in theft when their begging disorder is exposed.

I'd hate to see you behind bars for claiming ownership for a car you clearly can't afford, cos how can a guy who begs for recharge cards, and 5k from women afford an SUV?

BumbleBee2ice:
Yummmmmyyy... *smiles* Its a great recipe 4 deserving hearts

Hello, your signature reminds me of the famous quote by "Gandoki".

Are you from Borno?

Muvacci:
I don't need to. Thanks, fat papa pig.

Are you sure? We wouldn't want to se screen shots again that you're begging women for money.

Beside, Isn't PMB doing a good job by paying jobless begging youths stipends?

How's your SUV by the way?

I never knew DJ Khaled our very own Pokemon actually took pictures.

Thought all he ever did was make a bad replica of the Pokemon Pikachu.

Tiwa Still looking fuckable after dropping one sha.

amicable09:
Hurray!!!!!!!!!
I did it!
Oga Seun wherever you are, you owe me one bottle of coke for making me crack this code by myself!
It wasn't easy but it eventually has paid off.
I am a computer whiz today!!!!

Thanks Joe, Karl and everyone who wished me well in this break and reply format enquiry I've been losing sleep over.
Thank you! I can now reply posts sentence by sentence or word by word if I choose

Congratulations!!!.

Mindfulness:
If having a family feels sacrificial to you, then so be it. I don't share this attitude and feeling. I enjoy having a family.

So you don't mind being a baby mama?

To me the kiss was a miss. A very serious miss at that.

HITTED:
Thanks for reminding him. The 5k would go a long way for the nigga.

Yes it would I'm sure of it.

This is a welcome innovation by PMB to keep some boys from begging women for money and recharge cards.

Considering the fact that the economy is not smiling at all. I just hope Muva / Muvacci registered.

Muvacci, Muva I hope you're among?

charles009:
At 26, 5 years ago, Just like every other guys dream, I landed this job with a multinational coy. I was blown off the roofs when I saw my pay package, wooow I am indeed a big boy.

Life for me was indeed a bed of all colour of roses, I started living a life, I never had the opportunity to live, I had different woman on my bed numerous times weekly, I became a popular figure in the female hostel of a popular university, I had an extremely expensive perfume collection, My Car was exquisite, Basically I was that B class sort of guy every chick needed.


Early, 2016 I got married to my wife, and she gave me a pretty son. In June 2016, my light slightly dimmed and my coy downsized massively, I was affected, we haven't still gotten any sort of payment yet

When I told my wife, baby I lost the job, she just broke down for like 5mins, looked me in the eyes and said, baby its all gonna be alright. I quickly went away, locked the door and shed tears, a lot quickly running through my minds, my son, my wife, and my family, misused opportunity.

I quickly broke the news to muumy and she visited and brought me 50k with a truck load of consolation, I accepted the money amidst tears.

The Truth is, I look back sometimes, only if I had used the opportunity wisely, nothing stays forever afterall. I have to keep moving, with my heads up refusing to look back.

God finally smiled on me, and I got another job, not with the opportunities of the former but at least I can cater for my two best love.

If you have the opportunity now, use it wisely.

and like my grand father did say, If you want to fall, fall on your back, cos if you can look up, you can get up.

The only person to blame here is you!

I wonder while the Sun was shining on you, why didn't you invest? If you had invested, you won't be crying.

But thank God you're okay now. Remember to invest so you won't repeat you past mistakes.

FTBOY:
Op, you tried!

at least, you got married and have a kid. some are over 40, single, lonely and wretched!

Bro the amount of over-aged single ladies out there is alarming.

Many have fallen prey to their pastors as they keep sowing seed to get a husband.

LMFAO!. The pastor just opened your boyfriend's yansh! Lol.

I'm sure the Christians and Muslims there will frown seriously at this message.

Imagine the nigerian government saying to its citizens "please have more sex". You and I know the clergy will greatly lampoon the government, and urge it's members to shun the message.

Then you'll secretly see the clergy and it's members hiding in hotels, fucking_ like there is no tomorrow.

Bitterleafsoup:
Sufferheads just go keep showing teeth joking on a serious matter. The current government has no economic policy in place to date. Even the budget self they never finalized it. The more you blindly follow the greater the damage.

Touche.

"The girlfriend said she told him not to come because he was married". Now this statement sounds intriguing.

She didn't know he was married when she agreed to be his girlfriend, right?.

I believe after autopsy is carried out, I won't be surprised if "Cardiac, arrested the man".

May his soul rest in peace. At least he enjoyed himself before he died.

Buharimustdie20:
This is why I hate Nigerians
1)You ppul like imposing your standard of morality on others, sin is created bases on someone's moral standard too,do not impose your standard on someone too.
2)Anytime LGBT is discussed, you Christians that masturbate, get drunk, get high, fornicate,commit adultery, kill,lie,handle breast, finger girls,give hand jobs and have done every questionable stuff will come here wagging tongues and claiming self righteous, Holier than thou and sinless and start judging ,you all will end in stupid ways

It's a religion built on hypocrisy, fuelled by people who hide behind closed doors and commit the very sin their religion forbids.

And they say I'm a sinner.

Not bad. If this man is found guilty for naming his dog Buhari, then almost all Nigerians are guilty of cussing Jonathan and Buhari and we should be prosecuted.

b0rn2fuck:
Can 32 inches LED tv goes for 30-35k sir Mr. Acunon

Really? Can 32 I neva hear dis TV ma before sha.

You mean mean broke ass Nairaland Celebrity with empty pockets who (if carefully investigated) begs for stipends just to ease off the harsh realities life dealt them. Wow!.

amicable09:
Lol. There is no place it is written that there is a book in the bible known as Tobias. It's like you bringing a picture of a book and telling me it was removed from the bible and expect me to take it in.

Course there is. That Bible chapter is taken from the Bible, Nox Version. I'm sure you know the Bible has many versions, which you readily mentioned.

The book of Tobias is like every other book written by any other person. Since the days of my grandparents, the books of the bible have been 66. No addition, no subtraction. I'm not about to have a 67th book now, no not now./quote]The days of your grandparents is still young, compared to the days of Tobias.

[quote]**modified**
Something just dropped in my mind. You know Francine Rivers? The lady who wrote Redeeming love, A voice in the wind, The Atonement child and many other Christian novels. I just remembered one of her series immediately after reading the first part of this Tobias book picture you uploaded and it struck me that a few years from now, people will think the Son of Mark series or A voice in the wind is a bible extract and want to make a case for if to be added as a book in the bible.

Those stories look so real! Very real! With bible characters and all. Read a chapter of voice in the wind to understand what I mean.

I believe Francine Rivers and those who wrote the bible are good at telling stories. Some stories live on, while others don't.

Clearly the husband needs it more... cos he sure will have a lot of work to do.

amicable09:
Lol.
I sense you are about taking me to Dan Brown's Da Vinci code .

Whichever book was removed simply means it isn't part of the whole.

Nope. Not Dan Brown's Davinci Code. I'm talking about fact here, not fiction or telling tales by moonlight stories.

Let the picture below show you what I mean...

amicable09:
Really?
Like which books?
When you said bible versions, do you mean KJV, NKJV, NLT, MSG, Amplified, Revised Standard, LT, NIV etc

Because the books of the Bible are all the same no matter the version. We know that there are 66 books of the bible so the ones you are referring to are for which book?

Yep. I mean all the above books. These books aren't the only books in the bible, many were edited or removed.

AlfaSeltzer:
I am reading the Satanic verses right now. Amazing.

By Salman Rushdie right. Read on and understand.

AlfaSeltzer:
I will urge the people here to pick up the bible and actually read the damned book.

Just like you pick up your own Qu'ran and read the damned book, right?

A promise that will never be fulfilled. Now isn't that a promise worth living in poverty and squalor for?.

amicable09:
Mr. Jay! I've been reading the Bible since only God knows when! I've memorized the books of the bible even before I learnt how to read my queen premiere English well and in all these years, I've never for once seen the book of Ephraim in the bible.

As much as I know, Ephraim has a brother Manasseh, both are the sons of Joseph if I'm not wrong. Was that a mistake on your part or you have a different bible from us?

There are other books in the bible that you won't find in this current bible versions.