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Family › Re: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by joseph1832(m): 11:03pm On Sep 06, 2016

MrsExplorer:
Can you mail me. mrsexplorer21@gmail.com

Okay, I will. But why didn't you do it when you were doing for everyone?

Politics › Re: There Will Be A Turnaround, Nigeria Will Prosper by joseph1832(m): 10:03pm On Sep 06, 2016

TonyeBarcanista:
We all want Nigeria to bounce back no doubt but APC got no real plan yet.

And the PDP has plans to save Nigeria from the very mess they created, right?

Abegi shift go one side joor.

Family › Re: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by joseph1832(m): 10:01pm On Sep 06, 2016

MrsExplorer:
I'm seriously jumping around with excitement. Thanks so much for the comment and i would definitely work on my punctuations.

I have a few story in the literature section, could you check them out.

Thanks again

You didn't make a cover for my collection of poems.

Family › Re: Tired Bachelor Looking For Purposeful Friendship by joseph1832(m): 8:50pm On Sep 06, 2016

lezznjr:
It's just a correctional fück therapy, bro.

LOL. I hear you. grin

Family › Re: Tired Bachelor Looking For Purposeful Friendship by joseph1832(m): 8:00pm On Sep 06, 2016

lezznjr:
Dark child, my demons thirst for you.

Let me fück you to surrender in a breathtaking manner.

Forget that cucumber or dildø, cucumber doesn't vibrate during orgasm and Love Machine is cold and artificial.

You will feel my warm dick pulsating and vibrating deep inside your püssy walls as your vagina lips contrast and expand to cope with the varying width of my black, veiny dick.

You need a Fück therapy for correctional purposes.

Like seriously? You'd Bleep that demented hoe? Come on bruv... plenty of worthy punny around.

I wouldn't want you sticking your dick in a vagina consecrated by Satan himself. grin

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Crime › Re: Hausa Youths Attack Lagos Chemist For Blasphemy by joseph1832(m): 6:58pm On Sep 06, 2016

sukkot:
hausas are always fighting wars. all those fighting in niger and mali are the same hausa people. lol. they are mercenaries. born to war

Bro you're spewing trash. It's glaring you don't know the difference between war and conflict.

Crime › Re: Hausa Youths Attack Lagos Chemist For Blasphemy by joseph1832(m): 6:49pm On Sep 06, 2016*

sukkot:
they may have regretted their action but before you kill them they will make sure they kill at least 10 of you. hausas are warriors. you southerners aint built like that. these hausas have been killing and fighting caliphate wars for thousands of years. go and read their history lolzzz

And when was the last time these hausa's fought a war?

Please don't mistake war and conflict, they're two different things.

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Crime › Re: Hausa Youths Attack Lagos Chemist For Blasphemy by joseph1832(m): 6:20pm On Sep 06, 2016

sukkot:
its not against the law but live with the circumstances when it happens

I tell you, the hausa's in Ketu would have regretted their action. Ketu is not the north, you know.

Crime › Re: Hausa Youths Attack Lagos Chemist For Blasphemy by joseph1832(m): 6:16pm On Sep 06, 2016

sukkot:
these igbo boys will learn to stop provoking hausa people. first it was the one who wrote buhari on his dog and now this one. ndigbo why can you not leave hausa to live in peace na ?

Provoke? Is provoking a person against the law in Nigeria?

I tell you, the reason for all this nonsense is cause we live in a country full of religious hypocrites.

The sooner we separate religion from state, the better it will be for all of us.

Politics › Re: There Will Be A Turnaround, Nigeria Will Prosper by joseph1832(m): 6:07pm On Sep 06, 2016

Seeing is believing. The VP is a man of God, and like almost all men of God, they deal in abstract.

So let's see the progress before we believe. Word of mouth isn't going to ease the suffering of millions of Nigerians.

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Romance › Re: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by joseph1832(m): 5:20pm On Sep 06, 2016

jaybee3:
PM me

LOL. So na pesin wey you go kill you dey fine, only me 10 bottles of orijin. grin

Romance › Re: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by joseph1832(m): 5:12pm On Sep 06, 2016

jaybee3:
You be sure boy walahi

10 bottles of orijin on me

LOL. Name the venue, lemme come and collect. grin

Romance › Re: She Called Me Dear. Is She Liking Me? by joseph1832(m): 3:55pm On Sep 06, 2016

makydebbie:
sure

Tell me more? grin

Romance › Re: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by joseph1832(m): 3:52pm On Sep 06, 2016

jaybee3:
Fayose my nigga

In all honesty, he probably tried to face front but 'em twinnies kept smiling at him

You a boobies man as well?

Let's talk sizes and shapes

Men I love boobs. In whatever shape and size, they're marvellous to behold, handle and play with. grin

Romance › Re: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by joseph1832(m): 1:20pm On Sep 06, 2016

jaybee3:
face front

Like Fayose take face front abi? grin

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Romance › Re: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by joseph1832(m): 1:12pm On Sep 06, 2016

Sleekyshuga:
LMFAO.. Na me get all these finishing ? Issokay!! The gods must hear this ..

Ah, u forget to tell jaybee3 "peanut wey himself dey die for".

Nairaland General › Re: OAU AWARD::: A Nairalander (fynestboi) Needs Your Votes by joseph1832(m): 11:35am On Sep 06, 2016

ladyF:
[size=14pt]Yaay....Thanks to everyone for voting thus far. Please keep the votes coming.

Remember you can vote on different devices, PC, phone tablet.

I have used all the devices in my house to vote [/size]

What about your boobs, your lips and your... they're also devices, you know wink

Family › Re: Wife And Mistress Bump Into Each Other During Hospital Visit To Their Man by joseph1832(m): 11:25am On Sep 06, 2016

Now who is shameless among the three? The husband, the wife, or the mistress.

Answer is, the three of them. Shameless cretins. grin

Family › Re: Wife And Mistress Bump Into Each Other During Hospital Visit To Their Man by joseph1832(m): 11:23am On Sep 06, 2016

crackhaus:
What a beautiful thing to behold.
That man must be feeling like a boss, even on the hospital bed.

Family › Re: Advice Needed. How Do I Move On? by joseph1832(m): 11:16am On Sep 06, 2016

daretodiffer:
You are useless and worthless.....end of story

I won't tell you to move on on your own. You obviously can't. You need professional help. You are damaged!!!

Typical example of kettle calling pot black. grin

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Crime › Re: Killer Of Corper Onuh, Arrested By SARS In Bayelsa State by joseph1832(m): 10:51am On Sep 06, 2016

Thank goodness the police did their job for once in their lives..

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Politics › Re: Fayose: I Was Condemned For Wearing T-shirt, Zuckerberg Was Hailed By Nigerians by joseph1832(m): 10:35am On Sep 06, 2016

No doubt, Governor Fayose is a dimwit. Did he forget that he's an elected public office holder?

I fail to see the rationale behind the comparison with Zuckerberg, an entrepreneur.

Seriously I wouldn't have expected anything less from Fayose.

Family › Re: I Think Someone Is Sexually Abusing Her. Is It Wise To Tell Her Parents? by joseph1832(m): 9:28pm On Sep 05, 2016

NevetsIbot:
Hello everyone. There's a 4/5yr old girl in my church that takes delight in playing with me... However, since the time I joined the branch of the church 1yr ago, I noticed some sexual stuffs from her. Y'all my call me a pervert, Ion care, It can't keep happening for one year without me taking notice and being bothered.

This little girl clings to my legs, wraps her legs round mine and moves her hip and grinds her private part on my leg everytime, she sometimes gasps... I shake her off everytime she does this. She also gets crazy jealous when I talk with a female (not my prob tho). She also would sometimes pull her pants and show me her behind.... And man! Does it piss me off. And If I beat her, her mums gonna talk (she's spoilt). They spoil her.

I intially thought she was just playing around and knew nothing abt it but what happened last sunday shocked me to the core.

She did the same leg grabbing stuff, this time she sat on my boot while I was talking to a friend. Then she started grinding and gasping.... I pulled her off angrilly and beat her and next thing she did was to start looking at my D region with one crazy smile. And she was like ''let me see it''

I think someone has introduced sex to this little girl and (maybe she likes it). She's really beautiful as Ive also prayed my future daughter will be as pretty as she is so, a paedophile might like her.

Someone as young as her can't even know anything like this without the help of someone I'm at crossroads here and wondering if I should tell her parents but they might not be able to face me if I tell em or they might just call me a pervert. Dunno what to do. I want the best for this little girl but Ion wanna tarnish my own reputation also.

What do I do?

First and foremost, distance yourself from her immediately and you might also explain some other things...

Christianity Etc › Re: Preacher Beaten Black And Blue For Taking Gospel To The Gym by joseph1832(m): 6:38pm On Sep 05, 2016

Romance › Re: You Don't Have To Be Financially Buoyant To Get Married. by joseph1832(m): 5:54pm On Sep 05, 2016

FTBOY:
leave that guy.
he's still living with his parents; that's why he thinks a family can live 'decently' with an 80k monthly take-home..

It's not his fault actually. Things happen.

FTBOY:
so you used to think she's a girl?

I actually thought she's 27.

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