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RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2016
daretodiffer:
Mr generalisation, You are the definition of bad belle.

There is no debate. You are simply a hypocrite undecided. Prove me wrong Write an epistle or quote each point and criticise it. Is that not what you do? Why can't you do that on this thread?




I wonder why anyone would single out just one person out of a competition and target all his frustrations at her?
What has the lil girl done to you. Now you are here licking the OP's ass, on a thread that is filled with generalisations undecided. I hope she rewards you with a bone sha undecided
Which competition are you yapping about simpleton? It appears you're obviously blind with frustration you can't seem to understand what I said.

Please, learn to read properly and discern what is being said, rather than jump in like a hamster and make stupid_ comments about things you know not.

It appears you didn't read where I told the OP a certain female used to call me 'big head', hereby asserting that I've in turn, experienced what the OP said?

Like I once told you, your opinion don't matter to me as it usually short of any intellectual meaning and reeks of frustration. Like I said, Piss off!.
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 7:25pm On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
Men use diplomacy because the kind of directness you're talking about is disrespectful to many women's sense of honour. I have long discovered and 'acclimatised' myself to my own femininity but if ever a man is as direct with his intentions in the way you insist women like, to me, I will immediately take offence and give him a thorough tongue lashing.
Now that 'tongue lashing' is what I'll really love. One that'll leave me breathless and speechless, then later, make me mutter... Oohhh Ishi... wink grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 7:16pm On May 20, 2016
daretodiffer:
Mr generalisation, i was expecting to police this thread since it is based on generalisation. Aren't you my lil hypocrite? wink

@OP, I don't use those nonsense because I 'like' the guy and I am Nigerian. I also know that there are several Nigerian ladies that have never used those sentences
I'm not expected to live up to your myopic and whimsical expectations am I?

I made my point known about a certain female always calling me "big head" how does that translate to generalization madam bad belle?

Never let bad belle be the focus point of engaging me in a debate. Now, do piss off will you... tongue
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 7:12pm On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
I am female so I am included in his sweeping statement. He said THE female mind is vulnerable, not 'some' female minds.
Okay.
PoliticsRe: Missing Chibok Girl: Lagbaja Even Followed Them To See Buhari - Hilarious Photo by joseph1832(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2016
Mynd44:
That person is dressed according to her religious beliefs and you turn it into the topic of your sick joke.

What is wrong with the world and mocking other people because you dont belief in the same thing?

This is distasteful, hideous and a show of how intolerant we humans are of one another.
Em, but when she removed the clothes covering her, wasn't she dressed according to her religious belief?

What I'm even asking is, why cover your face first, then later unveil it for all to seehuh
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 1:50pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
lolz, I meant "ice" for her cold and aloof deportment.

"Thawed" for the sudden, animated and heated surge and outflow of her emotions which has always been "cold".

Who could ever believe such a carefree statement will become the causative agent to unlock her passionate side? Bwahahaha

Your active mind sha. grin grin grin
LOL. My active mind likes being active. grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 1:32pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
I never hesitate to show homosexuals the way.

As long as it is criminalised in Nigeria, I will always be a law abiding citizen grin
LMAO!. You can say that again. grin
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 1:28pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
Love hurts, chai!!! My heart dey beat like the bomb dropping on sambisa forest grin grin grin

See as your friend dey ventilate because of one yeye statement. Ice thawed in the most subtle ofmanners grin grin grin grin
You meant places? grin I'm sure most ladies wouldn't mind the feel of an Ice Cube on their _nipples grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m):
lezz:
cool cool cool I still have the duplicate key to Hades handed me by Satan himself.

Perhaps, the moment to excercise such powers has come.
LOL. So, who want to visit the Pit Of Tataurus? Lol. grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 12:31pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
My leg never straight finish abi? grin

I've always had the gift of fine bones and well moulded flesh from God himself. Hehehehe
shocked shocked shocked Where dem fags_ at? You have a cool customer here... grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 12:29pm On May 20, 2016
mimzy:
You and this your sexual presumption though...
Hey... I see and read in 3D. You should too, you know. LOL. grin

mimzy:
i booked space cheesy cheesy
Its allowed. Lol.
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by joseph1832(m): 12:26pm On May 20, 2016
Audray:
huh...that wasn't irony.
Oh! You meant it literally?
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 12:25pm On May 20, 2016
mimzy:
now you know better grin grin grin
Indeed I do. But, that could really have meant I really gave her a good head. LMAO.
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 12:22pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
grin grin grin See how a general comment can be taken in the light of personal assessment?

Love, love, love grin grin grin

They say love is blind, I say love sees in 3D lens binoculars grin grin grin
Yea its usually blind, that's why its the major cause of most heart breaks in contemporary times... And the fans usually watch and read in 3D. tongue grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m):
mimzy:
1. “…big head.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smile-e1447152873676.png

CC; LALASTICLALA


SOURCE; http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-girl-likes/
Honestly, a certain lady always liked calling me "big head". Thought she was referring to my really having, a 'big head'. grin grin

LMFAO!!!.
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 12:11pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
Hehehehe, I have always been fashion conscious. Even as a kid, I wasn't going to school with that agbada grin grin grin
But still, I honestly don't think it would have been fun seeing you in shorts, back then. grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 12:09pm On May 20, 2016
Why am I seeing dots huh
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 11:53am On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
It's in the phrasing. 'THE' female mind is a specific adjective ('the' is a qualifier). The vulnerability of THE female mind. That's just so annoying
LOL. In any event, you should know he wasn't referring to you, right?. Lol.
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by joseph1832(m): 11:52am On May 20, 2016
Audray:
nah...I'm more of the Look-at-me-i-obviously-workout-a-lot type.
Oh really... Never knew you were this skilled in the usage of irony?
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 10:49am On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
Nah, he meant females generally
Oh really? How did you know, can you know legillimency?
CelebritiesRe: Falz, Skales And Tekno Unveiled As MTN Ambassadors(photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:46am On May 20, 2016
Tolexander:
How many first class students have they unveiled as their ambassador?
The first class students didn't excel at nonsense and copy copy so, they'll hardly ever be unveiled. One would think they would have used the Unilag graduate who made history, but no! Na people wey dey mukulu mukeke dem go use.

Mtscheeew.
CelebritiesRe: Falz, Skales And Tekno Unveiled As MTN Ambassadors(photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:40am On May 20, 2016
Tolexander:
this is not a matter of necessarily resulting to greatness!

Mediocres should merit nothing!

Obama and Bill Gate excel in their chosen endeavor likewise the first class graduates

What excellence has Skales and Tekno?
They excel in nonsense!. grin
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why Slim Girls Will Always Look Better(photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:34am On May 20, 2016
Audray:
Slim girls....i guess this also encompasses the toothpick-never-add-flesh-no-matter-how-much-eat types?
I guess this also include you, right?
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 10:31am On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
You said 'some females', postmann said 'THE female mind'. You see the difference? angry
I'm sure you know by him(postmann) saying 'THE FEMALE MIND' he meant the females who engage in what I mentioned in the post you quoted above.
PoliticsRe: Ita Enang Reveals Oil Blocks Owned By Northerners (2013 news) by joseph1832(m): 10:17am On May 20, 2016
TANTUMERGO007:
i they fine by brother, hope say you they enjoy the CHIBOK season movie way baba and his criminals they play for ushuh?


may 29th don reach, baba wan get punchline to throw grin grin grin grin grin
LOL. Make him talk am, 2 out of almost 300 na wetin. I dey wait for am. Lol.
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 10:13am On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
You know, there are many times when your posts are little steps away from being sexist and condescending.

What tha fvck is the 'vulnerability' of the female mind? huh angry angry

Do you realise how insulting that is?
The vulnerability of the female mind have to do with some females accepting everything at face value. It also has to do with them, not asking questions, and also, them always letting their hearts lead them on, instead of letting their brain lead them on.

I'm sure you know, "all that glitters isn't gold?".
PoliticsRe: Ita Enang Reveals Oil Blocks Owned By Northerners (2013 news) by joseph1832(m): 10:09am On May 20, 2016
TANTUMERGO007:
better late than never bro



-oremussanctus
Ehn! The oluaye of mumu! Is you be dis? Men I miss you sha, I no go lie. How you dey bro?
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 9:52am On May 20, 2016
amakoro:
we are not what your are painting us as wink
You should have asked her what are the age grade of those who constitute Nairaland popular opinion? You should also ask her who in their right mind, will even consider taking the opinion(s) of people who they don't even know, who they are, what they do for a living, and what experience have they had in matters such as marriage.

Bros, abeg leave mata for Matayas.
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 9:44am On May 20, 2016
postmann:
grin grin grin
[b]You noticed what I noticed, brother.

If only the internet have eyes; if only words are true mirror reflecting the writer, maybe some of these kids will stick to writing jamb or doing house chores.

But they're taking the advantage of the faceless forum and the vulnerability of the female mind...they know what these females want to hear. It's a game, a ploy, a stratagem to hoodwink, to always be on the side of the proposed targets; to fall in line, to be of a good reckoning, to earn the praise of these ignorant women; and yes to massage an acute inferiority complex disorder, to be seen and heard.

But this is the simple test: can someone who openly insult other people's mothers be of any good? Can such a fellow be said to have the fundamental character that respects women and elders?

Glance at a thread, then take your leave, then do some Google swipes, get a dictionary by your side. It's going to take an hour to prepare a post! The ladies must be impressed. grin grin grin

Dunce!!![/b]
And funny as it may sound, they're always impressed. Some ladies love it when a guy kiss their ass, one would think having brains means one should put it to good use, but heck no, these females always find themselves at the receiving end of their blatant show to accept things at face value.

Simple questions like: how old are you? What do you do for a living? Are you married, single? Been in any serious relationship? Etc Evades them like a jet pilot evade a stinger missile.

Respect is never known to people who always flare their supposed ego whenever they feel its bruised. This forum provides a safe haven for all and sundry, to come and showcase their narrow minded thoughts about things they absolutely know not, or even understand. They fail to know, there is a fine line between knowledge and information, that's why information can never compete with knowledge. There's a vast difference between what you read online and what you experience in real life.
PoliticsRe: Ita Enang Reveals Oil Blocks Owned By Northerners (2013 news) by joseph1832(m): 8:37am On May 20, 2016
Intriguing. Then the question is: what tha hell have the SE, SS and SW legislators been doing all this while, when all this has been going on for eons huh
CrimeRe: Wale Fakile Responds To Girlfriend's Battery Allegations (Photo) by joseph1832(m): 7:27am On May 20, 2016
In as much as she was drunk, misbehaved and destroyed your apartment, that doesn't justify you beating her. Its no excuse!.

You could have just taken your keys and left the house, and let her run amok, rest assured when you return, just report her to the nearest police station with proof of evidence that she destroyed your apartment. Then make her pay for everything she destroyed.

There are ways, better ways of dealing with women. Beating them its not an option, its only done by weak men who only see physical abuse as a way of showing their machismo.

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