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RomanceRe: Prostitute Arrested For Trying To Eat Client’s Penis by joseph1832(m): 8:21am On May 18, 2016
Idydarling:
joystick be looking fresh like hotdog
wink wink Care to indulge me? grin
RomanceRe: Prostitute Arrested For Trying To Eat Client’s Penis by joseph1832(m): 8:20am On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
Kikikiki grin I guess he looked good enough to eat
You know... I'm sure you must have eaten a few? grin wink Don't be shy, you can tell Big Joe, he can keep a secret. grin grin LOL.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mrs Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To The Families Of Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 8:09am On May 18, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
That's what Buhari made people to understand & we still believe people with no atom of fear..
He made you to understand what, that he is poor?. This is where people like you always fail to see what is, and what isn't. He made believe he is poor, did you bother to find out if he is poor, or not?

Why do people like you always like taking things at face value? A man said he is poor, instead of you to ask question if he is poor or not, you just went ahead and believed him. Hian! I fear you but I no run.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mrs Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To The Families Of Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 7:50am On May 18, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Are u just coming back from Pluto?? When he said he had only N1m in his account that made him to take a bank loan of N27m to secure APC's presidential ticket why didn't you ask him the question then?
LMFAO. Seriously! So a person who have 1million Naira is poor, according to you? LMAO.

Midolian, come see something oh... I believe this individual doesn't have the slightest clue what being poor actually mean.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mrs Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To The Families Of Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 7:47am On May 18, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Listen the local government knows why they told those girls to go to school during Easter break. Do you think they appreciated GEJ educating poor girls in that State? Stop acting like we don't know it was a staged move by the Northern Elite. Shine your eyeooo!
LMAO. So where is your proof that the LG told the girls to go to school on that faithful day? Did you conduct an investigation to arrive at this convulsion? If you did, kindly provide us with info so we can share and be believers like you.

All this hypothesis and mere hearsay, won't do anything as some nigerians like me, believe in fact and proof. Not mere sayings...

Beside tell me, was GEJ paying the school fees of the Chibok girls? That made you say the northerners don't appreciate him sending them to school?
PoliticsRe: NLC Members Protest In Ogun state (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 7:37am On May 18, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Chai!!!! This is the most disorganized labour ever
LOL. Angry that your wayward hope has almost been dashed? LMAO.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mrs Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To The Families Of Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 7:35am On May 18, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Na wetin we dey talk nah or is her husband not poor again??
Where did you read that Buhari is poor?
PoliticsRe: Strike Action: Lagos State Vows To Apply Rule Of Law by joseph1832(m): 7:32am On May 18, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
The act of threatening workers is irresponsible and unfortunate
You should know threat comes in different forms. At least Lagos state is not threatening the lives of workers, are they?
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mrs Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To The Families Of Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 7:30am On May 18, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
My Dear he knew it was a scam and so do you. just a silent coup that is better for then the blood the west wants us to shed.
Oh really? You still believe the Chibok girls kidnap is a scam? Even after foreign media houses, NGO's and other well meaning bodies have actually said its not?.

And you're also trying to tell me the parents of these girls are lying that their daughters weren't kidnapped? My dear, if you think this way, I'm afraid you'll pass off as the one that is a 'zombie'. grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To Chibok Girls Families, Others by joseph1832(m): 7:02am On May 18, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Publicity stunts still going on a year after elections.
Is it more public than the one Patience Jonathan pulled, I'm sure you remember, "daris God oh". grin
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mrs Aisha Buhari Presents Cheques To The Families Of Chibok Girls by joseph1832(m): 7:00am On May 18, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Thats the problem with zombie mentalism, they give you some publicist project pictorial and you become pacified.
Well I believe me and you know Jonathan and his wife were no better, sEeing how he shied away from admitting that the Chibok girls were really kidnapped, and his wife's display of absolutely buffoonery by saying "daris God oh"...
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: FG Threatens To Apply No-work-no-pay For Workers Going On Strike by joseph1832(m): 6:53am On May 18, 2016
Yes yes! No work no pay, still, did the government take into cognizant the harsh effect the recent fuel price hike will have on nigerians?

Tomatoes and pepper is now second gold, then to add insult upon injury, they increased the price of fuel....
PoliticsRe: PMS Price Hike: Buhari Is Handicapped – Osinbajo by joseph1832(m): 6:49am On May 18, 2016
Ii believe the Vice President failed to even think how this recent increase in fuel price will affect the common man on the street.

Its funny how government at all level never consider the common man when taking decisions, that will harshly affect the common.
PoliticsRe: NLC Walks Out Of Meeting With The Federal Government by joseph1832(m): 6:45am On May 18, 2016
I hope after this strike action, labor will take it upon themselves to hustle those companies that make the life of their workers, a living hell.

But this will be hoping for too much.
PoliticsRe: No Work, No Pay, FG Tells Workers by joseph1832(m): 6:41am On May 18, 2016
How come it is only when the price of PMS increase that labor usually flex their muscle?.
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 9:44pm On May 17, 2016
Ishilove:
I don't know your styles, Joseph. No spoil me tongue
Kontinu, I hear you oh...
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 8:46pm On May 17, 2016
Ishilove:
Kinky! cheesy
You no my style. grin
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 7:51pm On May 17, 2016
Ishilove:
If I head butt you ehn angry
U sef no say na dat kain tin I dey like. wink grin
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 7:23pm On May 17, 2016
Ishilove:
Keep going cheesy
tongue
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 3:17pm On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
and that's all they will ever be...

intentions...
Aspirations...

dreams do come true...
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 12:00pm On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
your thoughts betrays your fingers.... smiley
As my loins portray my intentions... grin wink
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 11:48am On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
smiles...my analysis(in my head) was right
No doubt. You have a good head. (No innuendo intended). grin
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 11:29am On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
you think i do not understand grin

go back and see what i crossed out. i got ur msg, i just chose not to make it a biggie

ok infact analyze it smiley
Your wish is my demand...


"Mimzy, you're the freshest of flowers,
Little wonder you blossomed so well,
Pollinating the loins of men with sweet petal
Which spring forth nectar,
That makes the Gods of Asgad jealous".


Analysis.

The word flower usually mean a Rose or a woman, but it this case, it represents the female genitalia_. Which is ripe and ready to be plucked (made love to) that's why it blossoms and pollinate the loins (pen1s)of men, with its petals (ovary) which then spring forth nectar (a woman's juice when she's wet) that makes the gods of Asgad jealous. (the gods of Asgad usually depict the Marvel comic Thor, who likes to drink nectar, but in this case, its a metaphor representing angels, who are jealous because they can't taste the fullness of her womanliness, unlike they did in the Bible).
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 11:18am On May 17, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] You want to ANALYZE THE POEM for ME? grin
Even Sweetorgasm would discern it.
You should know I feed on such.
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LOL.
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 11:09am On May 17, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
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If you don't intend to be subtle, then why use innuendos. Instead of the innuendo "nectar" why not use "sperm"? cheesy

See? You intended to be subtle.


Subtlety works fine for me though - one can be lewd without being lewd. The irony of it all.
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Bro, you really want me analyze the whole poem?

I wouldn't want mimzy to get offended.
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 10:57am On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
modified.lol
Noted. smiley
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 10:56am On May 17, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue]
"Loins" gave it away as a full-on sexual innuendo as against a subtle one you intended.

You're caught in between the debauchery of the Romans (and Greeks) and the sanctimonious prudishness of the English. What do we term your style?
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Subtle? Subtlety is never my style when dealing with God's greatest creation. LOL.

I don't have a style, I just write what I feel, hear or see.
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 10:45am On May 17, 2016
mimzy:
shocked shocked :oMe right now
LOL. What's wrong with you, right now?
EducationRe: These Fascinating And Interesting Scenes Will Change How You Picture Our Past. by joseph1832(m): 10:43am On May 17, 2016
Pushas:
Yes. This is not to absolve the Europeans from the cruelty they exhibited. My point is Africans themselves helped to kidnap, capture their fellow people who were delivered to the Whites. Most Africans even sold their fellow kinsmen into slavery for Items such as gin, mirrors etc.
So, does that also mean africans were responsible for the atrocities of the white man during the era of segregation? Where the KKK made a complete ridicule of the black man?
RomanceRe: Post Your #throwbackpix by joseph1832(m): 10:40am On May 17, 2016
postmann:
@Mimzy, you're of the finest of seeds. Little wonder you germinated so well. That's beauty from a tender shoot to fully blossomed fruit. wink
Now if this was me. I'd say: "mimzy, you're the freshest of flowers, little wonder you blossomed so well, pollinating the loins of men with sweet petal which spring forth nectar that makes the gods of asgad jealous". grin LOL.
EducationRe: These Fascinating And Interesting Scenes Will Change How You Picture Our Past. by joseph1832(m): 10:20am On May 17, 2016
Pushas:
You forgot the fact that our fellow Africans played important roles in ensuring the success of the slave trade.
Oh yea. Tell me about it?

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