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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Slept With Different Men, Gave Their Sperm To Cult Confesses by joseph1832(m): 2:29pm On May 22, 2016
SeverusSnape:
Am I the only one who doubt thishuh
Of course you'll doubt it, you're a skilled legilimens not to know when you're being lied to.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Slept With Different Men, Gave Their Sperm To Cult Confesses by joseph1832(m): 2:26pm On May 22, 2016
This sounds like I was reading a story from either 'Hearts' magazine or 'Hints' magazine.

The lady saying she used men's sperm to end their glorious carrier should know that, people like me find this sort of story to good to be true.

Social media have indeed brought all kinds of people seeking for traffic with stories that touch the heart.

Which right thinking man, will not take it upon himself to flush the condom he used in the toilet huh
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 1:53pm On May 22, 2016
Ishilove:
You wee not attempt to fvck up the man smashing your lil girl? grin
Nope. I would have warned my girl about guys like him.
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 10:20am On May 22, 2016
Jeffboi:
According to her. She started having sex @the age of 13. huh
So, I was even correct. Anyway, I'm not surprised.
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 10:16am On May 22, 2016
Jeffboi:
The 16yrs old girl wasn't a virgin when my friend met her. My friend was her 3rd date
That's part of what I'm still saying. The said girl's father failed in his parenting duties. I won't be surprise if this girl became sexually active when she was 13 years old, or even younger.

How can a father not monitor or know when his daughter has become sexually active. Specially in these modern times where negative information is rift.
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 10:09am On May 22, 2016
Ishilove:
What would you do if you were in the man's shoes?
First and foremost, I can, and will never be in the man's shoes. Never!!! I can never be a failure like him. Par adventure I find myself in such a thing, I'll take her to do a full medical check up. Then, her life will never be the same again, all forms of communication will be monitored by me.. Etc
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 10:06am On May 22, 2016
Ishilove:
The person saying age of consent for sex is 12 should go and read up on the law and stop propagating misinformation with such alarming alacrity.

That aside, the fellow should let the matter die because this country is a hopeless country where there is no justice for the common man. We are our own worst enemies, we punish ourselves but still cry that the government is useless. In a sane country the man will be charged with aggravated assault and will be made to pay damages.

That does not excuse your friend, though. In the eyes of the law he is guilty of statutory rape, i.e sex with a minor. Whether it was consensual or not doesn't matter. He had sex with a minor so he can get up to 14 years behind bars if we are to follow it up strictly.

The real matter here is the moral decadence in the society and the wages of sin, which in this case is a 'butchered' hand. Forbidden fruit is very is sweet but e dey run belle. grin

The guy is just 20 yet he is more interested in boinking rather than focusing on building a life. Horny_, oversexed teens who have been derailed by this filthy society. Next time he will think twice before jumping in the pants of a young girl.

Jeffboi, if you were in the dad's shoes what you do? Will you be happy your 16 year old kid sis is screwing around at that tender age?

I don't blame the father for attempting to kill him. In the eyes of the man she is still his little baby born yesterday so the thought of this yeye boy defiling his baby drove him to temporary insanity. The girl too needs counselling and factory resetting beating. Screwing at such a tender age. Olobo hot angry

Shidren of nowadays. Wetin dey hungry them no dey market.
If you ask me, I'll say the father is just showing anger because he has seen that he has failed his daughter as a father.

If he had tutored his daughter rightly in the first place, she wouldn't have even thought of having a boy friend, talk less of having sexual intercourse.

Parents nowadays fail to teach their kids moral virtues, rather, they indulge them with all manner of nonsense, that's why they find themselves easy prey, for well being predators.
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 9:59am On May 22, 2016
The more reason why I'll advise guys to stay off this underage girls. They spell nothing but trouble. Its just a pity. But still OP, I'll have you know if your friend was well connected, he won't have been imprisoned, he would have sued the girl's father for pre-meditated and attempted murder.

Influence and who you know works like magic in Nigeria. I hope your friend use this lesson as an experience never to date underage girls who are still being fed and housed by their parents.
PoliticsRe: Exam Malpractice: Benedicta Daudu Steps Down After PREMIUM TIMES’ Story by joseph1832(m): 8:48am On May 22, 2016
I hope if she's found guilty, she'll be trial and convicted. I believe by now she should have filled and examination malpractice form. Premium Times should try and get a cover of the malpractice form, and make it public.
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by joseph1832(m): 11:28pm On May 21, 2016
Mindfulness:
I have just seen your comment because MizMyColi quoted it and I am following her and I thought it was true and funny.
Bull's eye! grin grin grin

You know them by the type of insults they rain on a faceless forum forming alpha male. grin
Allo. Of what use is it to post pics of your work place, when if you ask this same peeps to meet you in person, they flee like flies?

Its always easy for peeps to form whatever they feel like forming on the internet. Anybody who wants to know what I do for a living, should pm me, let's meet in person, and talk business. Its that simple. smiley
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by joseph1832(m): 11:16pm On May 21, 2016
DICKtator:
Your reply is so wrong.

You missed where she wrote that most of her subordinates are rather insecured cos of her position.

I am really intrigued by the fact that a Nigerian woman can be a captain

And feel so chauvinistic that I'm compelled to believe it is worthy of celebration too(this shows how programmed my brain is!!!)

I mean, of i believed a woman can achieve such a feat,i would've termed it ordinary and not worthy of celebration
But i am still shocked by the fact that a woman,nay Nigerian woman, can captain a ship or what-have-you!!!!

grin grin grin grin
Tell me, does saying her subordinate are jealous or insecure of her position answer the simple question I asked her?

For fuck_ sake, I asked a simple question, nothing, I repeat, nothing necessitated her reply to me. So you saying I'm wrong in my reply only tells me you're poking your nose where its not needed.

Let the lady answer the question, and stop jumping to conclusion bro.

Enjoy your weekend.
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by joseph1832(m): 2:01pm On May 21, 2016
captain247:
I could sense jealousy in your comment and its not new to me cause that is what I face daily on-board working in the midst of men.
Oh lord! Can't you decipher when someone is asking you a simple question?

Mindset like yours show you're riddled with insecurity that's why you lack the capacity to under simplicity.

But still, you didn't answer the question. tongue
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by joseph1832(m): 12:18pm On May 21, 2016
captain247:
Master of the sea... I love my Job
You're a captain of a ship? Or a crew member? smiley
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by joseph1832(m): 12:11pm On May 21, 2016
Mizmycoli see my workspace.

Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by joseph1832(m): 6:52am On May 21, 2016
@ oliviaarims saw that stuff, was about to reply... But deleted it by mistake, I'm sooowweeeeeeee. sad cry
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 9:58pm On May 20, 2016
1miccza:
Cos you've had an over dose of red,white,blue and purple label
Well... You wouldn't be entirely wrong you know... grin
FoodRe: Tomato Hike: See What #2100 Plate Of Rice Looks Like, Cheap Or Expensive? by joseph1832(m): 9:54pm On May 20, 2016
Explorers:
Going out on a date these days, one have to think thrice.

Imagine ordering a plate for yourself, one for your date, three more for her three friends.
Em, couldn't you have taken them to the nearest mama put? That 2100 Naira will feed all of you and you'll still give them Teefare out of the same money. grin
FamilyRe: Gay Couple Wins Custody Battle Over Surrogate Mother, Jubilation In Hell. by joseph1832(m): 9:51pm On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
Okay come here lemme colour you good wink tongue
Okay. This is the time to show you're better than Da Vinci and Picasso... Go ahead and make Bosch jealous. grin
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 9:32pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:

Not so brutal , bro. grin grin grin
She likes me alright but has an odd way of showing it. grin grin grin and she's in Scotland, can't travel that distance for a püssy I ain't certain of its moistness or elasticity. cheesy

I think her tuition fees didn't cover house heating. She wants to get e-warmed but employed a rude way in going about it.
What could be more rude than she shoving a cucumber in her vagina? Cos she knows she's a walking lethal weapon.

A woman who's rude to her vagina can't be polite to a man. Never. That's why a cucumber feels good being inside her cos, hey, the cucumber is home. Home full of bushes, and that's where cucumbers grow. grin
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 9:19pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
grin grin grin Lolz, my ribs.

I shudder to think of the vast materials of hijab I will have to shove aside to get to her centre.

She may well be a freak awaiting fuel to burn.

I just wonder how wide she's going to part her legs; in complete surrender or in partial reluctance of hesitation.

I've never predicted a depressive maniac aright!

If her hijab material frightens you, I'll have you know, I cringe at the sight and smell of her vagina. Just imagine it, her vast array of hijab material, couple with her bushy vagina, mixed with the seeming heat, will make her vagina and its surrounding stink to the point of resurrecting dead corpses.

Small wonder why she display her frustration all over the net cos she must have murdered numerous men by virtue of parting her legs.

To think a woman can carry a weapon more deadly than a nuke beats me. I just hope she doesn't give the C.I.A a grand idea... grin
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 9:03pm On May 20, 2016
daretodiffer:
Your mum will do just fine grin

Now fvck off. I am through with you for today
Oh please don't go. You haven't yet shaved your vagina... tongue
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 9:02pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
Lolz @ menage a trois. Will that cure her acute lack of good judgement and chronic obsessive-compulsive disorder?
I believe it may. Remember, lack of good sex can cause serious deviant behavior.

However, before we engage in the deed, I'll have her do us the deed of shaving her vagina. A bushy vagina is known to be home to all manner of pest, rodents, cats and arachnid. grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 8:55pm On May 20, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Join me...
By all means... wink
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 8:52pm On May 20, 2016
lezz:
You just can't get enough of me. 1 month without quoting me is just too much asking for you grin grin grin
Hey bro. I'm actually thinking the time is almost right for I and you to have a menage a trois with daretodiffer. LMAO.
FamilyRe: What Is African Marriage About And What Is It Values? by joseph1832(m): 8:15pm On May 20, 2016
Ishilove:
Ha, Joe.... you lecher cheesy cheesy
Lecher? Nope. I'm just a man who appreciates the easiest things in life. No harm to it. Lol. grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 8:12pm On May 20, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Lol. I'm actually laughing...
Laughing, why not we laugh together? grin
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 8:01pm On May 20, 2016
Oliviaarims:
I never replied your PM? I probably didn't see it. Of course, I don't hate you...I love you..lol wink cheesy
Niceeee... You should see the smile on ma face, I bet It'll make you smile. Lol. wink
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 8:00pm On May 20, 2016
daretodiffer:
Write an epistle or quote each point and criticise, hian! grin

Do what Seu.n pays you to do undecided. How is that hard na?
Remain in the abyss of ignorance and frustration. tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by joseph1832(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Lol. When did I ever say I hate you? Of course, I love you... smiley
Hey Olivia, you never replied my pm, how come? Hope you don't hate me? grin

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