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calliope:
Smiles....... Ya right, I wud

Okay. Have fun being who you are.

calliope:
The environment is suffocating, so we try d little we can to live and flunt
And that little is a Big deal, or do you think it's easy declearng oneself Gay in an open forum such as this?

Live and flaunt? Yea right. Like I never heard that before... Declaring yourself gay in a forum like this is as much declaring yourself a Boko Haram member, because, nobody knows who you are.

Why didn't you go to facebook, where you have family, friends, colleagues and relatives on your friend's list and declare yourself gay? Yea right.. Didn't so.

calliope:
Uhm... The shoving is wrong but I think we shove because of how demeaning you behave to us, so we flunt it..... It's a way of saying we are happy with being who we are. Get the point.

LOL. You flaunt it in hiding? Come one gurl... The only peeps who flaunt it are those living outside the shores of Nigeria, and to some extent, Africa.

calliope:
''''''' funny you.. Well until I see straight peeps share passionate kiss publicly in Nigeria, than I wouldn't hesitate to do same to her in public. Until then

LMFAO! Now I heard that. you'll want to visit the streets of Allen, and see how girls hawk their body and give day light blowjobs_

just thread carefully though...

postmann:
Little wonder they never learn. They keep repeating the same mistake over and over.
A man is most vulnerable when his wife is pregnant. The wise ones will look for comfortable means to meet his needs. But the foolish expects him to "understand"

Hmm yes, and in understanding, he finds himself inside another woman. Then, these same women will come on social media and lament, when its entirely their own fault their husband refuse to be inside them again.

This is why I advocate women to adopt more pleasing roles of satisfying their husbands. MouthAction have its benefits, but many still frown at it.

calliope:
Seriously...... I have walked the street holding hands wit her, and I am unscathed and typing this now so?

Its normal to hold hands with her, try kissing her, and see what well be revealed to thee, I mean the deep passionate kiss you usually share...

I'm waiting...

calliope:
Lol. You straight peeps can be funny atimes.. How is it your biz what he does wif his butt
It irks you wen a gay man indulge in anal sex but you do all sort of fetishes things with your boo....

More funnier than you bent peeps? It is not by bizz what he chooses to do, or not with his butt or another mans butt. But, it becomes my bizz when he shoves it in my face and tells me I should accept him, and acknowledge him for putting his dick in a man's butt. You don't see me opening threads that I like to put my dick in a woman's veejayjay, do you?

Whatever fetish we do, is one we don't share in a public forum, it usually brings unwanted criticisms and nonsense with unwanted attention.

My fetish, are my fetish, and its not for people to read or hear about. Its that simple. Mind you, I don't indulge in anal sex. I believe the veejayjay was constructed to be well greased by a very stiff carrot.

najib632:
Guy all terrorist acts of Islam was invented by MOSSAD anonymous hacked their database and found out that they even carry out covert ops in Nigeria. Do your research well mehn.

Indeed, care to share your own research findings with me? And not bore with useless Jack Bauer conspiracy theories?

calliope:
To some point ya, I don't go around putting it on people's face... I'm an open gay person... Very close friends and family knows and accept me, that is all that matters.

Hmm. Just make sure people don't find out. Otherwise, you'll not like what you'll get.

booqee:
unfortunately for you.. I'm not greedy..I'm quite comfortable myself and self reliant.. trust me NOT everybody has a price for something like this... eewww

To think this guy actually revels in shagging a man's butt hole amazes me.

I'll want to even ask him, how does it feel fucking_ an ass full of hair? Knowing that ass emits feces, to think after putting his dick in that sh1t stained ass, he'll still want a guy to give him a head... Eewwwww

GSKing:
Oh well,

I'm a Lesbian, I'm human and I'm proud.

If you live in Nigeria, permit me to tell you, you're deluding yourself.

Boxer007:
I am Gay and Happier. What about you?

Hi. I'm am straight and happier than you, how come? You might ask, the difference is, I can walk about freely with fear of being lynched by an angry mob.

Why can't you people ever learn not keep you sexuality private? Must you go about screaming "I am gay". Gosh!!!!

postmann:


I don't know much about those monikers you singled out. But I know this much: a lot of contemporary women are lost, overran by fantasy and selfishness.
For a man to earn their praise, he might have condescended to a wussbag.

I believe its time I start referring to you as 'Pastor Postmann'. LOL.

The female monikers I mentioned, showed they love it when a man kiss their ass, even when he's dying, they don't care, just as long as he continues kissing their ass, they're okay with him.

They were the ones who openly called one OP insensitive because his wife refused him sex, because she's pregnant. Even when he complained that he's become frustrated, they still say he should understand what the wife is going through and he should not disturb her for sex. Failing to even understand what he is going through...

www.nairaland.com/3101565/married-men-pregnant-wiveshow-cope

calliope:
From the look of things, has anything changed so far? Have this present Government done anything to eradicate or minimize corruption,

I believe you read news and you're aware how the EFCC is no longer a docile anti corruption agency? Dasuki, Dopkesi and their cohorts should give you a reason to think, unlike what was obtainable during the last administration.

if not the usual propaganda, so what your point? If a man with Doctorate couldn't stop these bastards, what more can an illiterate do? for heaven sakes, how many accused has been brought to book so far?

Just because a man possess a PhD, doesn't make him a good leader, neither is he a good husband. You should know, going to school doesn't make one a leader, as leadership stem from so many attributes, but being an effectual buffoon isn't among.

The accused are being tried, and many are still being apprehended and arrested. Just give it time, pretty soon, we will need bigger prisons.

Times aren't just hard but very difficult for the average Nigeria.n, nevertheless overcoming tough times come with hoping for the better. But the way things are right now, does its seem like hope is anywhere near.......
Patience indeed..... Brace yourselves 2019 isn't that close.

Times are indeed difficult for the average nigerian, but it is not today times started being difficult for nigerians, times have always been hard and harsh as the economy hasn't improved since 1999.

The way things are right now, stem from the massive high handedness and looting from those who occupy power since 1999. You don't expect PMB to come and perform magic do you? Economical development takes time. Its not a day's achievement.

And yes, 2019 is around the corner, but, I'll enjoin you to vote with reason, and not sentiment.

PunkyV:
Lol, I'm not gonna answer that. Go take a cold shower, Joe

LOL. You already did. I take solace in knowing...

PunkyV:
LMFAO

*runs outta thread*

Hehehe come back here... Aint letting you outta my sight this time.

postmann:
You know most women are so petty. To them the ceremony and the flamboyance attached to it is more real than the significance of being a married. So she'd rather continue in the gossip of "how did you see my wedding ceremony " than consummation her marriage.

True that! Later, emotional beings like BellaElla and Lumpyy will start saying "he's very inconsiderate, can he not imagine how she's feeling at the moment? In this time of husband scarcity, you expect a woman not to chat with her friends about her wedding ceremony? Something that only happens once in ones life". Lol.

Sleekyshuga:
Make sure you marry one ..

Yeah!! The OP would have backed up the message with a picture to help those of us who haven't seen any , though I have pictured it, and it wasn't good looking ..

**thinking** A healthy fresh tomatoes shrinking under the sun ? Hahahahaha...

I intend to! I love good food, and any girl who can deliver, surely will have my heart.

Now I hear you. Lol. That'll be a sight to see...

MUVA:
Ye' ol JoeBlocks!
Morn sir!

Morning to you my young apprentice.

calliope:
Your decision and Collective others has cause most Nigerians more hardship, misery, pain and penury.
I hope you're proud, you were part of persons that brought this detrimental and injurious situation on Nigerians.

Excuse me, what could be more hard than seeing people cart away billions of dollars when the average man on the street life in poverty and squalor? Seeing that this same individuals, walk about scud free thinking and believing they're above the law.

Times are hard, no doubt, but the nigerian is built to overcome tough times, that's the spirit of rugged individualism given to us by God!.

I believe whatever we're facing now will not last for long. Patience is virtue, remember.

PunkyV:
No, no doubts.

So hot in here! Now what is it that you were saying, Big Joe...

Open up... "And let me come inside".

PunkyV:
It's no yabber jabber, it'll definitely get hoity toity

You don't say? The argy bargy won't even make me hoity toity, I'll be too sated to even speak. That's why I'll let my tongue do the speaking.

So, which do you prefer, Tongue Tornado or Tongue of Fury?

MUVA:
DUMBledor? Everyone knows he can't even spell properly if his life depended on it!

LMFAO!!!

Hefemale:
https://graphtmx./2016/04/16/virginity-without-extra-oil/


Maxi, you were amongst those that called mimzy a thief, please what are you?
Kindly acknowledge the original author of the post.
Thank you.
This is called " plagiarism "

Oh boy breeze blow fowl yanssh don open oh...

calliope:
But you voted him shey? And tagged us wailers ba?

My dear, I voted for him, and any day any time, its a decision I will never regret.

Our collective hope and aspirations as a people is never to be complacent and docile when people we voted for, become a thorn in our flesh, but to challenge them, so they can deliver the full yearning of the masses.

Like I said, any day, any time, I'm proud to have voted for Mohammadu Buhari. In fact, I'm proud to be among the people who sent Goodluck Jonathan packing to his village.

Em, can someone tell me where went this sheik when ISIS, ISIL, Boko Haram, Al Shabaab et al were busy bombing innocent people?

Sleekyshuga:
Of course, I know my way round the kitchen .. No be my mama born me ?

I know Tatashe, and it's not tomatoes na .. It's a red bell pepper.

The OP said dried (maybe, sun dried) fresh tomatoes .. It's very rare, if not found in PH.

It seem I should be finding my way to your kitchen right now. I love a girl who can cook.

Frankly, I really haven't seen dried tomatoes, all I've seen is dried tatashe and dried atarodo. I'll really like the OP to upload a pic of it, so we can see and know...

PunkyV:
He is, he just thinks he's in control

Joe, it was written in the skies for us, baby LMAO.

You don't say? If so, you not indulge me eh, let's see if the mumbo jumbo, can be a sexual argy bargy. LOL.

PunkyV:
LMFAO. That's clever, Joe.

Now as for your "method"...

LOL. Men at times I really can't tell which I like more, you or your sense of humor.

Anyway, my method(s) are my methods, and its solely to please you, in ways you can definitely imagine.

You doubt me? Lol.

Sleekyshuga:
Dried tomatoes?

Like the fresh tomatoes, dried?

Hearing this for the first time..

A picture will do ..


Yeah!! We resorted to Ofe Akwu now..

You know of dried Tatashe? I seem you know your way round the kitchen? I love a woman who's a master in Kitchen Kung Fu.

PunkyV:
LMAO. My lung capacity aint what it used to be. These days even a good hug gets me hyperventilating You'd knock me out dead Too much to handle

What's mutiu adepoju?

Oh my, I promise I'll be gentle on you... Nothing too rough, just slow, and easy, and you'll be as easy as Sunday morning.

Mutiu Adepoju was a nigerian footballer, who was famous for scoring great goals with his head. So, if I say I'll give you some Mutiu Adepoju, I'm only saying I'll give you some good head. LOL.

PunkyV:
Ha!

Good loving from whom? Is it anyone I know?

Yep. Its someone you know alright. Come on here and give Big Joe some big ol' good loving... He promise to give you some good 'Mutiu Adepoju', that'll make you breathless. Lmao.

PunkyV:
Hehehe. Not really. I'm vanilla & eecky like that Some acts are just too disgusting, Joe. I'm not gonna be a pretender & claim to have never done it before though, I'm just extremely picky about it. It mustnt be too ugly or too weepy

And the truth shall set you free. Hehehe we share the same thoughts and taste as regard what lies below. I like 'em all deforested, and well cleaned. Seeing it all forested makes me sometimes loose my urge. Remember, to whom much is given, much is expected.

How you punk? You still pretending you don't want some good loving?

OP add your source please...