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Nairaland GeneralRe: Boring Threads Everywhere by joseph1832(m): 11:29pm On May 14, 2016
Oh Gawd!.
FamilyRe: Roles In The 'nigerian' Family by joseph1832(m): 11:26pm On May 14, 2016
shaybebaby:
You are still stalking my sweetcocoa everywhere abi? Stalker!
What does she have to do to shot of you? You are like that one poo in the toilet that one keeps flushing and it won't go- unflushable, that's what youuuuuu aaaaaah re ( in the voice of nat king cole) grin grin : grin grin
Oh what are shame.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 11:03pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
small, no be plenty oo.
smiley
FamilyRe: Roles In The 'nigerian' Family by joseph1832(m): 10:45pm On May 14, 2016
shaybebaby:
Them craze. grin grin grin
Them no get better work.

Will the real "them" please stand up!!! grin grin grin
That's a lousy attempt at mimicking Slim Shady.
RomanceRe: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by joseph1832(m): 10:43pm On May 14, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
FvcktArds
Now if someone did that to you, you'd be singing another song of freedom.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 10:30pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
You know, I didnt even need to say anything before someone with a discerning mind would know you sent pms, na today we don dey NL? Pftt

See people wey get house girl, you go first feed yourself before you feed another person na.

You dey expose thunder wey don fire you finish, why are you running away? Come and stay, further prove how much of a loser you are, ozu rere ere, next time mention me in your nonsense let me remind you how much a buffoon you are, Dan banza ko wai.
Good night Vivian and sleep well. And don't forget to dream of me. tongue grin wink
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 10:19pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Men like power. But really enh, When my man dey pamper me, na dat one sweet pass o.
When a woman is in charge there's always tension at home, even the kids will notice.
When its the Mans money, its 'our' money, but when it's the woman's money, its 'my' money, Why?

Let my man rule, but don't abuse me. Somebori said "Marriage dey sweet when the man dey cheat the woman, but small oo".
The emboldened brought me back. Men I have to say your man is a very lucky man!!! And I must admit I envy him.

You have my respect and thus, you earned yourself a follow.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 10:14pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
You made it known where? Like you wouldn't have denied it if there was no way to prove it, ewu.
Denied what? Don't flatter yourself gurl, you wouldn't blush. Post the link to the thread gurl and stop being a sissy. tongue

How stupid are you? Come how old are you sef? You wanted to ask if I was a lesbian, why didn't you ask me on here? And of all persons to flirt with, na lesbian you choose? You should be very ashamed of your pathetic self, oh! Please you stopped after realising I was never going to accept them ni, do not kid your miserable self.
I believe you know the meaning of flirting? grin LMFAO!

See the useless thing that expects me to entertain his nonsense, an 1diot who sees women in Nigeria as a commodity, I blame you? When they keep accepting your silliness and insults as jokes, why won't you refer to them in that manner? Just get it into your empty skull that some women are not in your league, life may yet be easier for you if you realise this, otherwise you go just die for nothing from rejection.
Of course some women are not in my league, but you, you're beneath the league my house help is. Lol.

This thread alone is enough to tell even people without a functioning brain how much of a tosser you are, stupid thing who doesn't even know what makes an insult, so untill you call someone an 1diot or any of those names before you insult them? You are a disgrace to m0r0ns.
LMFAO! Honesstly, you're truly hilarious. I'm sure you're showing everyone with a functioning brain who the niitwit truly is.

Analice107, Ishilove, I believe you'll believe "the truth shall set you free".

This is the best way to expose these set of people... I take my leave. grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 10:03pm On May 14, 2016
Peritus:
Why do some ladies get really emotional and caustic whenever there is a mention of their gender. I hardly maintain a healthy verbal intercourse with my own sister save on issues devoid of gender classification. Even when she sees she gath no point against my position, she instead becomes critical on my choice of words. For goodness sake, this should be fun.
Its overtly not fun for those who get emotional over trivial things.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 9:45pm On May 14, 2016
cococandy:
No be today. The things we see on NL for una hand. angry
Una hand, abeg oh, me I no be una oh.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 9:43pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
Hahahahahahahaha. I don't know dear, maybe because am no feminist. I believe a man should be in charge, but he should not abuse his woman. A relationship is sweeter when a man is in charge; my opinion.
LOL. Okay. smiley
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 9:31pm On May 14, 2016
analice107:
I wasn't really serious about the letter, just like i didn't take his letter seriously. Its just something to laugh about.
You recognized the letter for its humorous effect, but how come others didn't? But saw it to be a women bashing thread?
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 9:28pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
Bascard, should we look for the thread where you told me you had sent another after I told you I didn't see the first as a way to politely let you down? Blawdy liar, and it's not news that men who claim to have it all in the department of how to get women only end up wanking themselves to sleep. Biko tell us, why did you send any pm at all since you are so sure I'm a lesbian?
Oh yes please do. That will ease a lot of tension. At least I made it known here I sent you a pm, unlike you said, making it sound as if I secretly sent you a pm. And hey, when did 2 pms amount to many pms? You make it sound as if I sent you thousands of pms. tongue

And yes, I sent you the pm because I wanted to privately ask if you're a lesbian, now ever thought why I stop sending those 'many' pms, I'll let you in, its because you proved you're a lesbian. Hahahaha.

And my dear, wanking myself to sleep its way way not so good, beside, why should I want myself to sleep when their are many women out there, who are ten times cuter and more good looking than you? I believe you know pussy_ is a commodity in Nigeria? Hehehehe

I am not one of those women who would allow a nitwit get away with insulting them so whether anyone replies you or not, is not my beeswax, I am only concerned about myself. I will ignore what I want to and your slowpoke attitude is not one of such things.
My dear, you are who you are! Who cares huh A look at my threads and posts will show anyone with a functioning brain inside their head who the nitwit is. tongue

Continue playing with the women who have no issues with being insulted by you, I clearly do, leave me out of your immature stupid jokes.
Oh freecocoa, with the sweetcocoa, when did insult you? Did I call you a self-servicer, or a bastard, or a fool, or an idiot_ or slowpoke? I think not. If you can't understand innuendos and sarcasm mixed with lewd irony, then you tell me who the nitwit is. grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 9:12pm On May 14, 2016
cococandy:
Na their style.
After insulting you on NL, the PMs start coming in. grin
Only God knows what they would want to discuss privately after insulting you in public.
OMG! You sound like a victim. LMFAO.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 9:02pm On May 14, 2016
cococandy:
Look at the silly comparisons you're making. grin

Every sane person should be screaming against domestic abuse. Incessantly.

Tell me what that has got to do with una relentlessness in bashing women 24/7.
Yea every sane person should be screaming against domestic abuse/violence and not scream about murder, paedophilia, poverty and strife? I hear you, its funny your lot only scream about things that affect women, no wonder many of you are so deluded. grin

And yes, it has everything to do with our bashing you guys because you lot seem not to know when to quit nagging. And nagging, is what you're doing now. angry
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:57pm On May 14, 2016
Ishilove:
No I haven't, but I have plenty love to go round. You're my side nigga cheesy cheesy
That's ma gurl. wink grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:51pm On May 14, 2016
Ishilove:
Sweetcocoa and joseph1832 are still slugging it out? huh huh

You two need to chill out. Joseph, stop stalking and abusing sweetcocoa. Sweetcocoa, stop abusing Joseph.

Oya, kiss and make up
Stalking? Come one men I aint stalking her. If I was she would know. grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:48pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
You are amazingly stupid, who said anything about dating? And since you brought it up, what were you pming me for? To tell me that you like me after already following me all over the place talking crap about liking me or you wanted to show me a business proposal? Did I tell you I'm a business woman? You go about making sexual jokes and flirting with me and somehow it has nothing to do with dating/sex yet you want to take it outside NL? you obviously think every woman is stupid that is why you would come back with this f00lish reply.

Look loser, I do not care for whatever reason why you sent them, which is why I didn't accept any of them in the first place, you lots usually have nothing to talk about besides looking for who to get into their pants, so I don't have time for that kind of nonsense. Just respect your rubbish self is all I am telling you.
Oh perhaps you should read carefully what you wrote before you jump into conclusion. And you keep saying I sent you pm(s), to the best of my knowledge, I sent you one (1) pm. So why all the talk about pms eh? Or are you jealous that I'm stylishly taking them females away from you, that's why you're so pent up? Surely there are enough women to go around. grin

Believe me, if I want to get into a woman's pants its easier said than done. But still, who would want to get into your pants, when its all licked up with saliva it wouldn't even recognize the joy of having a dick inside it eh?

Ma baby, take a serious chill pill and learn to ignore, there are many lesbians who follow me, and they saw what I wrote to ishilove, then ask yourself, why didn't they reply me? And why did you?

All rage and no stage make the world an empty place. tongue drink coke gurl, you seriously need it.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:29pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Lol, what have you done now?
Absolutely nothing. wink
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:11pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
What sort of stupid yanking of chains is that one? If you find such insulting comments funny, I do not, we are not kids here so people should be able to use their heads and know when they are crossing a line, when a person says they don't like something, a reasonable person would respect their choices. It's not like you just met me on here so you can't say I'm stuck up or something, I hate men that don't respect women and I don't take it lightly at all, he has been making snide remarks, upto the point of talking about fucking me/my rules and I told him in a polite way to stop as I do not find it funny, yet he won't stop, am I just supposed to overlook that when I actually thought he had sense? You can laugh all you want if you want to, I ordinarily wouldn't care, I am only telling you because you are someone I respect here.
PunkyV. Sorry for bringing you into this, but surely you can appreciate the humor behind the picture below. grin wink

FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:04pm On May 14, 2016
Teespice:
aren't you guys tired of preaching the same sermon everyday?

jeeez.
And aren't you girls tired of nagging about the same thing every day? Especially when it doesn't concern you. smiley

Heck!.
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 8:01pm On May 14, 2016
Ishilove:
Joe! You don kolo finish cheesy
Faze wey sing Kolomental use am wack money oh.. All na selling point. Shebi you dey see Denrele abi? grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:58pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
The problem with you 1diots is that when a smart and confident woman like myself who knows what she wants, refuses your useless advances, you become bitter and start lashing out, how many pms have you sent me again, how many times have I told you I'm not interested in the rubbish you have to say?? I am a bimbo and a lesbian yet you won't leave me out of those maggot infested fingers you use to type the nonsense you do. Because I come on NL and we engage in a discourse makes you think every girl is one you can talk trash to? I honestly do not blame you, na Internet cause am, stupid mofo.
Oh my goodness! Please when did "I like you" translate to "I want to date you?" Good lord! Don't tell me you're one of those misconstrued females who carry the notion that when a guy tells them he likes, the automatically mean he wants to date them?.

And please, what does sending you pm(s) usually mean. Still, don't tell me you're among the retarded_ bimbos who plague this site believing when a guy sends them pm(s) he wants to date them. Good lord! Surely, if you was planning on using this misguided tool of yours as a weapon, you should have heard at least what I have to say, so you can use it for your feeble minded weapon.

Truly baby gurl, you just bear testament to the fullness of this thread by being a 'typical' nigerian woman. But hey, don't worry, I still like you. wink

FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:47pm On May 14, 2016
Ishilove:
No you haven't. But you're very naughty wink cheesy
Aye m'lady. Naughty am I. But such naughtiness is usually for those who have transcend the feebleness of human emotions, devoid of all manner of man hating that usually end up with veejayjay licking and rectum penetrating. grin
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:42pm On May 14, 2016
Ishilove:
Joseph, respect yourself cheesy cheesy cheesy
Respect they say, is reciprocal. Beside, have I ever disrespected you? Even when you was a mod?
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:39pm On May 14, 2016
sweetcocoa:
Are you scared? Mention names na.
Scared of who baby gurl, you? Perish the thought! Don't tell me you're being haunted by guilty conscience? tongue
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:37pm On May 14, 2016
cococandy:
Maybe consider getting a life and stop whining about Nigerian women upandan.
Mtchew.
I already have life. Thank you very much. But still, may be you should take your own advice and stop screaming about domestic abuse when you're not the one being abused. One would think you secretly wish to be abused. tongue
FamilyRe: An Informal Letter To Nigerian Women. by joseph1832(op): 7:35pm On May 14, 2016
Ishilove:
Analice and joseph1832, una dey gossip me ba? cheesy
nna wetin we go do na. You're totally worth gossiping about, unlike some lezbo bimbo with pent up emotion. grin

LMAO.
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 7:33pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
That's a lot to ask. The internet is not ready for that lol.
That's why it should be reveal privately, over dinner, and a bottle of red wine to go with it. wink
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 7:27pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
What do you wanna know? wink
Everything. smiley
RomanceRe: She Said We Could Not Go Out Because We Look Alike by joseph1832(m): 7:13pm On May 14, 2016
PunkyV:
Hmmm...fair enough. That makes you sound like a nice & honourable guy, actually smiley
LOL. Enough talk about me, how about you?
Christianity EtcRe: Post &tag by joseph1832(m): 7:11pm On May 14, 2016
My favorite bible verses are: Proverbs 6:6 "Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise". KJV.

Mathew 26:41 ""Watch and pray so that you
will not fall into temptation.
The spirit is willing, but the
flesh is weak."

And... I can't remember. Lol. grin

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