₦airaland Forum

obiorathesubtle:
abeg mah hear word.. Poe wetin??!



This is a competition!!!

So? Dude, don't tell me you're this shallow? You sound like one who is quite intelligent and expose. I find this somewhat intriguing that you utter something this shallow.

skarlett:
Thank you

You're welcome.

STFUareyouGod:
That's below par

Its below par for one such as you, but not for me. Can I ask you to identify the poetic/literary devices she used in wooing naijaboy?

obiorathesubtle:
do better gaddammit!! If a guy used 'that' on you... You'd feel insulted..

I doubt it. Poetry comes from within. It has a way of showing who we really are. Skarlett just showed that she's a simple girl. That's all I can say.

skarlett:


Should I
Lie like a 'politifcian'
Steal lines from Shakespeare
Prattle like a lovestruck poetess?

Should I
Lay absent fortunes at your feet
Rob Zenith bank
Steal forget-me-nots from an enemy's garden?

Should I
Stand on my head
Sleep with my eyes open
Pen your praise on the sky?

Should I
Become your slave
Run your every errand
Your gold chain around my neck?

Should I
Stalk your e-diary
Like your every post
Contest and win Ms Nairaland?

OR

Should I
Charm you with my lines
Make you feel fly
Get your dream to 'yes' my plea?

Not bad. Nice and simple.

TonyeBarcanista:
Absolutely NO!

I mean NEVER have I approached any.

But you hoped and prayed they approach you, that's why your false truths kept coming with the speed of attention seeking.

texanomaly:
Nice to see you too. I miss the discussions with the old gang. It's not the same here anymore.

Hi Tex. I trust you're well. There's a little something I need your thoughts on, I'm just a ping away...

PastorAIO:
I've checked it. They want your Facebook and google deets before you can even enter to read. I'm not that desperate to talk with folks.

That's better, let them know who is who. LOL. Unlike here where every urchin and cretin join and hide under the guise of anonymity and make fools of themselves and their parents.

darkenedrebel:
lol...you are welcome, brov...NL is quite helpful in keeping one's finger on the pulse of Nigerian news/happenings, but Quora is better overall...

Hey dude remember rule 7. LOL. You might be surprise at the speed by which you get a ban for breaking it. LOL.

Seriously dude, what's quora? Does it have a place where a 'lewd' poet like me can 'put my pen on paper' without being called a womaiser?

Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahahaha @ getting too much, and killing you.. I am a different version of Shuga ..

Wishing you same, Joseph ..

Thanks a bunch. And you're most welcome.

But seriously, I'll love to know what version of Shuga you are? If the lady would oblige a mere nobleman...

Sleekyshuga:
Wishing you the same.. Xoxo

Sometimes I wonder how I forget one this sugary is who I follow.

But then, that's what sugar is, it stays in your system because its sweet and pleasant... until it gets too much, and kill you....






























[size=45pt]WITH LOVE[/size] Happy New Month.

obontami:
happy new month to joseph1832
Ft boy
Ak thedream
D ucksoup
Puss ysandie
Callh erspices
Paulk illerman
Jealo usprince
Misss tella
Lady F
Smel lymouth

Thanks bro. Wish you the same.